Lauren Murphy @lurphyx Twitter profile

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4 years

some girls aren’t very ✨🌸🌈💗 in person

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7 years

why is it if a flat chested girl wore a low top it's fine but once you have boobs bigger than a B the top suddenly becomes slutty

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5 years

ya never look good trying to make someone look bad

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4 years

me trying to keep a conversation going during lockdown:

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Lauren Murphy

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1 year

The americanisation of Irish teenager’s accents is the new pandemic

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

so embarrassing when you speak so highly of someone who then just turns out to be an absolute bellend

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

would anyone else get the ick from this hahahahaha like we’re only texting get off me

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

I feel like people who get their driving license by the age of 18 really have their shit together

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

this school year went quicker than a capri sun

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

someone could walk by me and they’d get into my snapchat best friends

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Lauren Murphy

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2 years

White claw is the worst drink I’ve ever had in my life

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

nothing worse than when you send your mates a GAS snapchat and they all leave it open? any haha’s? is this what heartbreak feels like?

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

never put arm on the hair

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7 years

Joys a getting a pic with the mrs

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

scary that u never actually know if someone means what they say or not

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

why is there someone on my bus playing bird noises on full blast, there is never an acceptable time to do that

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Lauren Murphy

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2 years

Just asked my bf could I be a model and all he said back was “you’re the funniest person I know”

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

paro about potentially having a son one day cause if he turns out to be anything like the lads going about now he’s getting put on ebay

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

I could be on my arse broke scraping pennies together and I still wouldn’t want to join u in being a forex trader

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

bruschetta is underrated

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

lost a serious amount of brain cells this summer

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

so many beautiful festival lineups, so little money

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

boys who can sing are just a whole different kettle of fish

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

what's the point if they don't get your sarcasm yeno

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

rumour has it you can’t actually watch im a celeb without posting a snapchat story of it first

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

someone egged my gaff hahahahaha who tf hates me enough to do that during lockdown

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

parents didn’t get me a dog again

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

what’s the story with customers going mad when u ask them to sanitise their hands? people are dying karen

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

prioritise those who prioritise you

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

might make an igtv of me loafing all my easter eggs like if you’d watch

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

dunno about u but my insta photos have never 'accidentally deleted' themselves

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

one of my biggest fears in life is having a gothic child

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

refuse to make an effort with anyone that can only be bothered when it suits them :p

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

younger years are getting a bit too ballsy

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

How am I only finding out now that "pop songs" is short for "popular songs" ?? shook

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

I didn’t even notice that snapchat wasn’t working cause I talk to NObody

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

And that's how u enter a competition

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

im a slut for a cuddle

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

it really changed my life when i realised you can half open messages on snapchat

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

I realised I was a fat bitch when I tried to swipe right on the justeat ad on tinder

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

isolation is starting some ridiculous trends on insta hahaha UnTiL ToMoRrOW

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

Imagine being naturally skinny haha like I literally look at nandos and gain a stone ?

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

remember those little radio things u used to get in happy meals that had mcfly and the sugarbabes etc on them they were my life

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1 year

Lisan al Gaib 🫡 🫵🏾

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1 year

Sksks this one??

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Lauren Murphy

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3 years

Berlin d2 closing down but that golf gate hotel getting its license renewed says a lot about our country’s priorities

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

confused as to why ppl follow u on instagram but have never liked anything you've put up? why u here pet

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

There’s absolutely no reason why a two day hangover should exist

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

imagine someone telling u what u can and can't do not for me lmao already have parents thanks

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Lauren Murphy

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9 months

Are people who jog down grafton street just looking for attention or

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

retweeting this again so i never lose it

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4 years

Vine will forever be better than Tiktok.

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

It's so nice when you can just be completely yourself around somebody

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

should i post a pic of the sunset or a cherry blossom tree on my story today? much to think about

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

So I have laryngitis but you can call me lauren giant tits

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

How come even after unfollowing people their shit craic still comes up on your Twitter feed

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

dm’d someone telling them their dog was v cute so he added me on snapchat and sends me pics of the dog everyday kinda weird kinda love it

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

odd how people will cut their mates off over the smallest of things yet forgive their bf/gf that mugs them off daily

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

takes 2 minutes to throw your rubbish in the bin after having a few drinks don’t be a shitebag

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

hearing "what is the dole" today in class is probably the most private school thing I've ever heard

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Lauren Murphy

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10 months

Actually mad how Dublin just crumbles as soon as there is a bit of wind and rain hahahaha

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

ever get when you move your bedroom furniture around a bit and it proper feels like you’re staying in a hotel

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

people who still care about how many likes they get scare me

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

the marvel movies are top tier

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

anybody who tries to glorify the amount of drugs they take are a bit of a bellend really

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

obsessed with chunkz and yung filly

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

You can literally just ring dominos and ask for the most recent discount code, some weird myth we all believe that we can only get it off twitter or from special people who just happen to know hahaahaha

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

scary how many idiots we’re sharing the planet with

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

beyond me as to why some girls boast about being a 'psycho' like it's an attractive trait

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

I still can't accept that 2007 was 10 years ago

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

only recently started drinking tea and just WOW it’s like a hug from within

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

people who put their earphones in when they’re in the car with their parents freak me out

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

social media causes so many unnecessary problems

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

getting a skateboard tomorrow so if u see me zooming around carpenterstown please mind ur business

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

You don't realise how ugly you actually are until you've seen yourself in the chipper mirror @ 4 o'clock in the morning

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

if youre having beef on this at least take us into consideration and take your account off private

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Lauren Murphy

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9 years

"rotten when girls drop" it's not exactly attractive when guys do it either

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

how do people jump from relationship to relationship takes me a good 10 years to get over someone hahaha

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

I’d genuinely tell a glass it looks nice on a night out

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

MISSED MY FLIGHT IN FRANCE YESTERDAY TOOK AN 11 HOUR TRAIN TRIP TO LONDON & NOW MY FLIGHT HOME IS DELAYED cya disclosure maybe next year

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

this tweet didn’t age well

Lauren Murphy

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4 years

So what’s everyone’s plans for New Years then?

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

if you plan to do college work in bed you’re fully just lying to yourself

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

nye last year i accidentally turned the decks off in wigwam DURING the countdown while my ex was playing one year on & still have the fear

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Lauren Murphy

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5 years

Not a germ freak but if u cough/sneeze into your hand instead of your arm you’re a cretin

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

what’s the story with people who are 20+ saying “like and I’ll tweet anonymously about you” hahahaha grow up

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

getting drunk off one glass of wine is a new talent of mine

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

I miss the pub

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

anyone want me to rap? lift the mood a bit?

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

finishing the geography field trip booklet for the lc

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

private couples are always the best couples

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

I wake up everyday grateful that i’m not american

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Lauren Murphy

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6 years

imagine not having an electric picnic ticket

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

I stalk myself on instagram more than anyone else

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

something wrong with you if you don't like garlic bread

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

you're either together or not wtf is a break

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

delighted with my results and just started an internship doing something i loooove happy days

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Lauren Murphy

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8 years

I wonder if I'm ever going to be able to wear ripped jeans without an adult asking if I 'fell over'

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

suuurely people don't actually think that asos competition is real

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Lauren Murphy

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3 years

bit rude how it takes like 3 months to lose a bit of weight but about 3 minutes to put it back on again isn’t it

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

Finally my time to shine

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Lauren Murphy

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

I actually piss myself off with how indecisive I am about everything

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Lauren Murphy

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7 years

Decent reply or nay reply at all please

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