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i carry my jester’s privilege in my pocket

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Joined October 2023
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@luliofthevalley
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4 months
”فاهمين علي ابوي؟“ ”عرفتوا شلون ابوي؟“ ”مايصير چذي ابوي“ يا دكتور some of us have a fatal case of daddy issues لاتعصر الليمونة زيادة نخيتك
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المصبغة مسمّين أمي بالفاتورة sad mama من كثر ما تسفّل فيهم-
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@luliofthevalley
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3 months
same, girly.
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4 months
no longer a virgin who can’t drive. be afraid.
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4 months
ceo of the “takes one good pic” meme (اول مره مصوّر جمعية مايخليني ألطم ف لازم تتحملوني)
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@PunchingCat
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staring contest
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@luliofthevalley
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4 months
‘nother week of successfully cheating su!c!de let’s go…? 💪🏻🤓 i guess…?
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look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail
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8 months
i hope stevie nicks is proud of me
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3 months
˚˖𓍢ִ໋`🌿:✧˚.📷⋆𖧧
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@favings2
Dear comrade
3 months
Quote with your green pics
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5 months
no thoughts, only “pspspsps”.
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9 months
i think i’ll heal something majorly intrinsic to my soul once i learn how to do this again
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7 months
يعني صايم مع الويه (if u realize this was deleted just now no u didn’t)
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11 months
‘tis the season
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9 months
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i can’t help but find this thread extremely insensitive. having AI animate actual human beings going thru their ethnic cleansing just so the disney/pixar freaks can go “aw NOW it’s sad 😔 ig it rlly is a tragedy huh?”
@Salem_FPL
سالم| FPL⚕️
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Thread📌 REMEMBER THEM ..
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@callmemalath
4 months
Quote tweet عشوائيات من ستوري الانستا
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@luliofthevalley
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7 months
the vibe i’ll be bringing to the function ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .
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كل ريّال بالشارع كلب بن ١٦ كلب until proven otherwise. this is my only doctrine. no holy book, no church. just blind visceral hate.
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3 months
~[honorable mention]~
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3 months
—pov جمعية— 👧🏻: *points at candy bar & gets excited* 👧🏽: “!لأ هذا مال اسرا/ئيل” 👧🏻: *finds another candy bar to get excited over* 👧🏽: “!لأ مانبيييي…هذا بعد مال اسرا/ئيل” 👧🏻: *stocks their tiny cart with a boycott-safe option, then starts trotting giddily down the aisle*
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4 months
them: are you fkn stupid? me:
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3 months
ترى للحين ماني قادره استوعب شلون south park ماشرشح 'قطعة ١٣' بالمحاكم
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11 months
god she’s such a queen
@ladymusicq8
مريم العازمي
11 months
تكفون! 😂
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@luliofthevalley
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11 months
stan edward said for healthy hair, skin, & nails. (just trust me)
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11 months
i held + kissed a baby goat today & i literally felt the whole 10 years worth of clinical depression evaporate from my body-
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oh october, what a bountiful evergiving month u are. ❤️
@BRICSinfo
BRICS News
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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Ballistic missiles fired by Iran seen entering Israeli airspace.
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@luliofthevalley
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6 months
طالعه من البيت وناسيه ابلع حبوب الـanxiety
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@luliofthevalley
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7 months
social media fasting in 3…2…1 see ya بالعيد . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
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4 months
i wanna be a mommy. i wanna be a mommy. i wanna be a mommy. i wanna be a mommy. i wanna be a mommy.
@luliofthevalley
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8 months
the unwavering urge to be a mommy to a beautiful little girl has been swallowing me whole…i just wanna be a “girl mom”
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3 months
@youxefe no shit sherlock. bless us with more attempts of stating the obvious.
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3 months
@youxefe karens got nothing on my mom’s sporadically directed rage
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9 months
can’t imagine the survivor’s guilt many of them end up facing once they leave…it takes real superhuman strength to manage it all; none of us will ever come close
@missfalsteenia
missfalasteenia
9 months
Motaz has now safely arrived in Doha, Qatar 🥹❤️
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makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop
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@luliofthevalley
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5 months
شنو روتينكم حق طلعاتكم اللي تشخطون فيها كروتكم بـnyx بعدها تتعشون بـchipotle وتختمون الطلعة بوايت موكا من starbucks؟ طبعاً غير غسلة الويه والضمير بطاسة زق وريوق النعل شنو بعد يتضمن الروتين؟
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@luliofthevalley
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8 months
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🍉 ladies & gents… we got him 🍉 .𖥔 ݁ ˖
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9 months
i’m gonna get u baby be patient for me
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4 months
وش يعني الرقم الي بالموقع ؟ شيعية انتي ؟ — عمري يا خَبَل عمري
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6 months
u bitches (summer enjoyers) are evil & u need to be DESTROYED
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2 months
imane khelif, i will never stop thinking abt u.
@PopBase
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Imane Khelif earns a Gold medal for the women’s welterweight boxing final. #Olympics
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3 months
a congratulatory goodnight kiss to imane khelif & imane khelif alone
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4 months
والله مشكلة الواحد لي عَقَل shit’s boring
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@luliofthevalley
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4 months
he said:
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النَفْس اللَّوَّامَةُ
4 months
@luliofthevalley ياكويتيه ياغبيه قاعد اتكلم بشكل عام “the amount of times” عدد المرات اللي شفت بنات يتكلمون عن هالشيء وبعدين سحبتي على اول جملة ليش؟ انتي اللي واضح بيطق لك عرق ترا قاعد انتقد فئة كامله وماخذ تغريدتك اقتباس لان الفئة ذي مجتمعه بتعليقاتك زي الذبان ولا تغريدتك ترا ماتوضح انك منهم
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6 months
all su!c!dal tendencies postponed…gotta hold out to witness the looming downfall of isr*el
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@luliofthevalley
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3 months
what i bring to the table
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5 months
❤️
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@luliofthevalley
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4 months
i’ve had معاملات, research papers, emotional breakdowns, non-negotiable gatherings, ambiguous artistic ventures, detrimental purchases, & extremely necessary inner monologues on hold for the longest time…i think i might be destined a terminal state of limbo.
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5 months
highlights of the day: ⟡ cutie stopping me to tell me she loves my septum piercing (بخطبها) ⟡ brother & i finally admitting to my mom ان كنا نبوق من البقالة اللي يم بيتنا ⟡ blowing the candles of an age i thought i’d never reach (mento ewness innit)
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11 months
look… all i’m saying is… starb*cks never offered to blow me-
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how does one regulate the overstimulation that specifically tails months of hermitism? everything is a trigger & an inconvenience.
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9 months
باچر دوام
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7 months
snort laughing at this for an hour straight help-
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2 months
secretary (2002), you will always be that bitch.
@sobbinginpublic
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3 months
another day of محاشي mending a heart which it did not break
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6 months
اللي يضحكني بالكويتيين صج صج عبالهم مجتمعهم ريحته داوني من نصاعته…ما چنه عفانه يقوّم حتى الميت من قبره مع ذلك مُصرّين يچذبون الچذبة ويصدقونها وصراحةً i gotta respect their relentless hustle to lie & deny يعني لا تنمية ولا صخام اكيد بتتمسكون بسراب وتقاضون الرايح والراد
@MOInformation
MOI - وزارة الإعلام
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وزارة الإعلام : إيقاف كل من شارك في أي عمل فني يسيء للمجتمع الكويتي عن المشاركة في أي أعمال فنية أو مسرحية يتم تصويرها أو عرضها داخل الكويت #وزارة_الإعلام_الكويت
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3 months
mistaking their fleeting lust for love that foreshadows harmonious matrimony all by yourself, princess?
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5 months
توهم يكتشفون الامبراطور العود واحنا صارلنا دهر ندردع فيه
@Rxsmxlxi
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 🧸
5 months
I mean if you’re not eating mangoes with vanilla ice cream like this then WYD😭
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can’t sleep bc i just remembered jenny slate writing “as the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain and more precious, i feel less afraid someone else will erase me by denying me love.”
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4 months
ليش ماتخلونها تقولّه "أبونا" وتعطلون سواليفها يا جماعة شخصنتها معاي أُم صامل
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recently having been legally permitted to drive…the amount of times m*n have attempted to cause serious harm to me on the road simply for ignoring their pathetic attempts at landing pussy is fkn insane
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brought me to tears when i did my makeup so nice ☑️ embarrassed me motherfucker ☑️ ألف ألف مبروك ربحت معانا قسيمة شرائية من جمعية الشامية + كوبون من عبدالرضا كاكاولي للأقمشة من كشخته الناس حبته
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8 months
they’re always better to me in my clouded head than they’re ever meant to be. my haziness paints them kinder, more beautiful. i forget that i’m the one with the brush; i am the kind & the beautiful.
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3 months
u’re still around in my forsaken heart, king.
@fellinysl
CCP
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Anthony Bourdain in Gaza City, Palestine.
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7 months
y’all are too comfortable being shameless p3dos on here ماكو غير الإخصاء الكيميائي يسد خياسكم
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3 months
i keep getting unfollowed the more i post & if that doesn’t scream “passive curation of an audience” in sexy bold letters idk what does (yesyes keep unfollowing i’m ‘bout to cuhh-)
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4 months
fellas is it an oxymoron to stand on the right side of history; advocating against the g3nocide/ethnic cleansing of a nation’s native people & navigate a social life?😀😀😀
@fahddeepaji1
فهد ديباجي
4 months
#ليلى_عبدالله واضح تماما بأن المجازر لا تنسي 🤣 الاستشراف كان حيل قوي 😂
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4 months
*hot new bombshell has entered the villa*
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8 months
☑️ new obscure girlbruise™️ unlocked
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me: “so yeah it’s been rlly tough being consumed by sm su!c!dal ideation-” uncle’s wife: “nooo don’t kys my friend’s cop son wants to wife u up ahah👅”
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u cannot claim morality without intersectionality serving as ur focal point in grasping & digesting the oppression that u & an entire nation’s people across the pond are subjected to. u literally share the same fkn oppressor.
@Datelinefam
It’s Me Ya’ll ⚖️ 💛
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It’s a wrap for #FreePalestine , you pissed the elders off and lost. 😒
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it makes me so ⋅˚₊‧ ugh ‧₊˚⋅ and i can’t get enough of it
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4 months
feeling e v e r y ounce of whatever prompted her to hold this up and pose with it
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عرفتوا ليش ماينوخذ لا حق ولا باطل من حلوجهم؟
@AlSanousi
السنعوسي | بدر
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تكلّم حتى نراك بوضوح.. تكلّم!
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8 months
butter has titties?! is this how buttermilk is made??
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luː
3 months
i bet those 4 priv qt are the rest of the deer clan dunking on me i just wanna be part of ur mammal wonderland pls-
@luliofthevalley
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3 months
same, girly.
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التربية said: beee whooo u areee for ur 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓮 🌈🫶🏻
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9 months
tip: it’s never a 0% chance that celebs will see ur horny story abt them لاتصيرون نفسي
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@luliofthevalley
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7 months
انزين دكتورة شرايچ i kms in front of tomorrow’s class & change the trajectory of their lives forever?
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9 months
i find it so fkn cute how everyone collectively gets giddy when we have a pretty sky day
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8 months
list of things i wasn’t anticipating today: 1) 2) reading tupac lyrics aloud in class. 3)
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3 months
i’m so hinged. i’m so chalant. fear me.
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6 months
u done messed up ay-ay-ron
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9 months
احب هالسخافةةة it’s a delicate art
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7 months
idk bro seems like she was quite the evil-doer herself
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@femaleweezerfan
annika💒
7 months
not to be all serious and stuff but do you guys ever see a video of yourself as a child and feel sick about the choices you’ve made to betray someone so innocent
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3 months
bet yk what measures i’ll be undertaking…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………pussy cookies, exactly.
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6 months
driving instructor scrolling tiktok while i’m fighting for my life on these streets
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7 months
⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
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@luliofthevalley
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10 months
list-unveiling night at my place والحاضر يبلغ الغايب
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@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Over 150 names linked to Jeffrey Epstein will be unsealed in January, per the order of a federal judge.
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6 months
i love being unfollowed it’s like an automatic cyber spring cleanse
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4 months
بخاطري اسويلكم فعالية like go missing and give y’all a fun time looking for me like one of those unsolved mystery case files you’d get on amazon
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death & rebirth
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4 months
deer grooming a kitty OR my friends licking my wounds clean from the sorrows that have accumulated on my lifeless vessel so i can be rebirthed into the gentle embrace of an untarnished tomorrow
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5 months
🫰🏻su!c!dal saturdays🫰🏻
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