The One, The Only, The Truly Incomparable Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band. Follow us all over the universe! & Contact us through our website ;3
Find yourself a university president like ours.
@Stanford
's leader, Marc Tessier-Lavigne, is absolutely rockin' Maples tonight with
@lsjumb
.
#GoStanford
Big, big congrats to
@StanfordWVB
for winning the NCAA championship. I hope we agree there’s no way you could have done it without us 😂 Thanks for letting us go with you to the final four! We’ll see you next year ❤️
A bus carrying members of the Washington marching band rolled on an icy highway crossing the state before the Apple Cup. No serious injuries; 20-25 taken to local hospitals
It will be my great honor to serve Minnesota as U.S. Senator. Though I never anticipated this moment, I am resolved to do everything I can to move Minnesota forward. I will be a fierce advocate in the Senate for economic opportunity and fairness.
Wondering what we've been up to lately? Curious how we feel about the current state of the world? The LSJUMB proudly presents a virtual performance of Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers! 🎺💻😈
Been in El Paso for 5 minutes and have already had four opportunities to buy cowboy boots. We’re in Texas now. The Sun Bowl is Monday at 12 p.m. (11 a.m. pacific)! ☀️
Merry Christmas, everyone! 🌲🎄
While the trees that brighten our homes this time of year tend to be of a certain style, let’s remember to love and appreciate all the different shapes and sizes of our planty friends!
Right,
@DaStanfordTree
?
Stanford has confirmed that out of an abundance of caution,
#TheStanfordAxe
will be sanitized before it’s handed back to us today...
...gotta get rid of all that Bear stank 😷🥴
#BeatKal
#MFBGW
This is Hank. He is our 2017 trombone sexion leader. He was born April 10, went abroad to Berlin, and belongs to SigEp. Wait wrong one. Look to the left.
This is Brian. He is our 2019 trombone sexion leader. He was born April 10, went abroad to Berlin, and belongs to SigEp.
Ah. Love that Stanford band and their mathematical cheers. As
@StanfordWBB
takes a 16-6 lead they break out in “2x+4 where x is your score”
#GoStanford
Hey ProFros! We know all the acronyms at Stanford can be confusing, so here’s a helpful guide for all ur Admit Weekend needs.
ProFro: prospective frosh (aka u)
FoShoFro: ProFro who Committed (gong gong)
RoHo: Rock Holder
FloMo: what Lake Lag doesn’t do :/
HoHo: me
OhNo: 😦!
Best Mascots in CFB per
@SINow
1. Uga, Georgia
2. The Duck, Oregon
3. The Tiger, LSU
4. Bevo, Texas
5. The Tree, Stanford
6. Ralphie, Colorado
7. Cocky, S. Carolina
8. Big Red, W. Kentucky
9. Otto, Syracuse
10. Smokey, Tennessee
Legit question for Southern Californians - How do I stop the 30-50 spoiled children that run into my stadium within 3-5 minutes while my football players play?
Each of these instruments spent decades rocking out with us and bringing music to many. We only grovel instruments that pose safety concerns, are unplayable, or whose repair costs are greater than the value of the instrument.
Caroline Kushel, a Stanford sophomore studying earth systems with a focus on sustainable agriculture, is the new Tree mascot for
@GoStanford
starting today.
Unfortunately, the Big Game has been postponed to December 1st! While our separation gets worse daily, we'll see you soon
@CalBand
! Make sure to stay inside and stay safe. Our thoughts are with those hurt by the
#CampFire