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@lordhoagie

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I am Montag, master of illusion.

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@DisgracedProp Damn dude, just let him have his sobriety.
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@Lilith_Atheist Christians build hospitals.
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@lillybilly299 You can offset the calorie deficit with exercise.
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@SwannMarcus89 Are you still haunted by middle school?
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@thephysicsgirl Do they treat COVID with chemotherapy?
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@Taino1491 There we go. Beautiful sky.
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@_rathbone Is this parody?
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@SydneyLWatson @Sargon_of_Akkad Oh no! How dare people criticize women for goofy behavior on the Internet!
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@bronzeageshawty 157? If I'm being honest, this sounds like a "you problem."
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@whstancil Illegal immigrants commit their first crime when they cross the border.
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@718Tv :washes hair once: "I'm trans now, and do girly things like use shampoo! Have you guys ever heard of conditioner?"
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@whstancil Weird slam on iceberg lettuce and cheddar cheese. I'm sorry you have a peasant palate.
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@edtertainerd Why are you depicted as a lion?
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@KILLTOPARTY Where'd her thigh gap go?
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@AtheistTakes @preal1999 Without an ultimate standard of what is good (God) you can't have evil. You get moral relativism and good and evil become subjective.
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@tx2official This is butt rock.
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@rubodubo TL;DR being a homewrecker isn't what it's cracked up to be.
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@OsoBlanc0 "But everyone is rich, multicultural, and society is flourishing." "No, you don't get it! You don't want this!"
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@DurrutiRiot "Wealth is 3 bags of Doritos."
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@leftypol_org Is there a joke here or... what?
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@CantEverDie I don't see any problems.
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@airbagged Is this a demon?
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@KILLTOPARTY Wait until this guy hears about black women's hair.
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@Higginbotham4WV This is a wholesome photo of you and your son.
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@Lilith_Atheist Christians invented hospitals.
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@718Tv He's a shepherd of losers.
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@whstancil Still no signs of refutation.
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@aashisjo When does your laundry group meet?
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@diapertycoon Justice for Taylor!
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@ThoughtSlime Living close together is part of it, but it's really about the incompatibility of culture and values between groups of people.
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@KILLTOPARTY The correct answer is: "let's move this to the shower."
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@wigger Standin' by
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@KILLTOPARTY Brutally Mid is the name of my new tough guy hardcore band.
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@whstancil None of what you've been doing all day is an actual refutation of arguments made and makes you look like you have no idea what you're talking about.
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@sinxoveretothex @lillybilly299 If you're doing a moderate amount of exercise a week you can boost your daily calorie intake pretty significantly.
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@SwannMarcus89 Which hillbillies are killing geese in the park?
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@IndSocEnjoyer This is all I ever wanted.
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@Wickypid @LeadPipe_Images you will never be a woman
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@KateLawrence22 @iamAtheistGirl "Well, well, well, if it isn't a woman! What are you doing out here all alone, sweetie?"
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo 2 consenting adults engaged in a relationship.
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@whstancil Old woman feels cheated by the system. Snarky, gay, government worker feels no sympathy. This is the perfect allegory for the Democratic Party.
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@JenkinsKari7777 @Volcanicthought Yea, why aren't more people picking up on this?
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That's because it's not a mirror.
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I haven't seen a single woman wearing this in public
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@bluefolf Aren't you a furry? I thought you guys shit outside.
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@kalebjackson00 Is wearing women's clothing worth all this?
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Again, they're both adults. Unless you're trying to say the woman had no agency over her actions , I don't know what else I need to understand.
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@fllgator1 @Lilith_Atheist Science and Christianity aren't incompatible.
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@whstancil This you?
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@esjesjesj Walz is a pick-me.
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@SwannMarcus89 "re-education camps" sound very fascist.
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@plzbepatient The one time you want to see socks with sandals.
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@GeneforTexas This doesn't sound like you are "forTexas", Gene.
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@pegobry_en Surprised she didn't look at him and say "yea well we wanted a daughter."
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@phemoid Weren't you ®aped? This seems like odd messaging to send out to other women.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo You can be coerced or forced into something you don't want, but you still have agency over your actions? How does that make sense?
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@ThirdPlace8 @lillybilly299 10k steps a day is all the cardio you need.
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@whstancil Are you going to respond in any meaningful way or just call people racist, dude? Refute the arguments.
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The guy on the left sells cocaine to high school kids. The guy on the right sells cocaine to the guy on the left.
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@KILLTOPARTY I bet she makes a good breakfast and is fun to be around.
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@DestinyHeyen @lillybilly299 Sounds like you have other serious health issues if you don't have any energy after work.
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@Hellsonly1989 @Lilith_Atheist Ok. What's your point?
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@RobProvince Vibe checked?
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@KILLTOPARTY Glad to see you're feeling better. Would.
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@simmenfl @kangminjlee @AsianDawn4 Recognize patterns and judge accordingly.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Why should I feel sympathy for someone who put their hand in a box of glass? I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at with this analogy.
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@dickmasterson You sound gay. No offense.
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@SilentB123 @BrettRichey @ikestoys @RepRichDangler @HoboStew @whstancil This is what the graph would look like if the y-axis wasn't capped at 4k.
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@KILLTOPARTY I use my back pocket. It's a relic from smoking cigarettes.
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@Hellsonly1989 @Lilith_Atheist Ok, but why did you respond to me and not those other people?
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@nycDSA Do I need separate tickets for my alters?
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@JeremyFragrance Are you the guy who coughed out a tonsil stone?
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@AFellaNamedGus @ksorbs Homeboy has been consistently working in film and television for over 30 years.
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@jackanfer What are you playing on your speaker?
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@KILLTOPARTY Slump busters need to stay in their lane.
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@Lilith_Atheist Atheists are upset about donations to the poor and other community service programs.
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@9mm_smg Glad to see some justice was served.
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@whstancil Oh look the rich are getting richer, meanwhile everyone else is paying $200 for half a week worth of groceries with a 2020 salary. Thanks, Shill Stancil!
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@HunterAA6 You should ask yourself why he chose this year and not the 3 previous years he's been in office, and you might understand where the outrage is coming from.
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@dickmasterson @nicholasdeorio @DarkRevival You sound like a homosexual. No offense.
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@WomanDefiner "you had a gun" "it might have looked like it"
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@Debunked_101 Believe them about what exactly? This ad is very vague.
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@KILLTOPARTY The answer is yes. On the night of the arson, while she's riding high on the adrenaline of having burned down an abortion clinic.
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@KILLTOPARTY Solid plan. Money will definitely fill the void of years of emotional turmoil.
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@MonicaHesse The never ending ridicule I would have received if I handed a girl in my high school a tampon would have been su¡c¡de inducing.
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo Ok. Why should we excuse behavior for people who know better?
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@KILLTOPARTY Normal women don't.
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@OrdinaryGamers Yea but like why are Indians eating cow excrement?
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@ReiCyberia @rubodubo You would possibly pursue a relationship with a married man? You wouldn't back out of the relationship when you didn't want to be in it?
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@RedEye_Saruman @Justice_forum @Cernovich You're watching the credible source.
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