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Long Beach Mike

4 years

There’s so much to unpack here. The dookie braids. The ladder in the bedroom. The tears. So many tears. #Browns won twice today.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Fucking love it. #Browns

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3 years

1995 Cleveland Indians.

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Who's the best team that didn't win a championship?

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@pwrhs3ofthecell @ThisIsKyleR @RepMTG Ope

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Long Beach Mike

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@DerekNeverFails @PatriciusAcutus I love proud ignorance.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

Down but not out. I’m a big time believer and proud member of the #MayfieldMafia . Who’s still got Bakers back? #Browns

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3 years

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@GavinNewsom Sounds good. Except that pesky summer of ‘20. Month long riots when the police stood down & citizens were left to fend for themselves. I’m gonna continue to stand between criminals & my kids. Armed, heavily armed.

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Long Beach Mike

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11 months

Deshaun is not why the Browns are 6-3. This team wins in the trenches, running the ball & terrorizing opposing QB’s. This changes nothing. #DawgPound

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@GavinNewsom Free shit for everybody. No one needs to work. That’s the California way.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

NFL schedule release is bigger than the NBA regular season.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

Cleveland is a major sports town. Has been for 50 years. Big three NFL, MLB, NBA. We just have minor reporters.

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2 years

If we are ever going to be a true major sports town, we can’t have fans wearing Browns jerseys to Cavs games while sitting courtside

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@elonmusk @AOC When your crush disses you on Twitter.

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Long Beach Mike

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6 months

#Browns twitter: DW is freaking out DW couldn’t handle Flacco (🤣) DW knows he’s washed DW lost the locker room DW rn:

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

#Browns fans coming to the game in LA Sunday: I'll be there before 9 to tailgate. Come on by and say hello. We'll have the early games on the satellite, cornhole and plenty of good cheer to go around. The only lot that permits tailgating is the PINK lot. Lets turn it Orange.

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3 years

@realchrisrufo JFC this is unreal. Cutting her mic at the end says it all.

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3 years

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Long Beach Mike

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7 months

Make the #Browns great again.

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Long Beach Mike

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1 year

Thoughts & prayers for a the entitled guy with a 7.11 ERA & sloppy kids.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@iimigofficial @BillFOXLA Embarrassment.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Kids today are afraid of everything. When I was a kid I went to Holiday Sands water park in Ravenna & faced real life or death decisions on every “ride” they had.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

What a scene in Cleveland’s Little Italy. Murray Hill is going off.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@GavinNewsom The state of California makes more money per gallon at the pump than the gas station or the oil company.

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Long Beach Mike

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9 months

Houston it is. Great QB, RB play. Very limited weapons in the passing game. Rookie QB vs a relentless pass rush, the best secondary in the AFC & Jim Schwartz - CJ better pack a lunch. #Browns #dawgpound

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Long Beach Mike

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5 months

Gonna take a miracle for these guys to get back to the 216 with all their teeth. 🫡

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@GavinNewsom When are you going to reject the 7,000 sex offenders you released?

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@GatorBham @MattWalshBlog @jemelehill I can assure you Jemele hates you. So does the squad Joy Reid & Keith Olberman. Sorry bro

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@MrAndyNgo Are these the Proud Boys?

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Long Beach Mike

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9 months

@jemelehill Jemele may be shocked to find out people hold conversations without a black person present frequently.

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Long Beach Mike

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9 months

Christmas Day is a victory Monday. Victory Monday is Christmas Day. #DawgPound

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Long Beach Mike

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2 months

Then please stop being a #Browns fan. He forgot Kevin Mack in the crackhouse or that time JB threw his wife out of a hotel balcony. GD Malika Andrews of Cleveland.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Mary Kay doesn’t know shit. Her source is Grossi. If Bake has an issue with KS its his predictable offense & inability to make adjustments.

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3 years

#Browns Baker Mayfield must resolve his differences with Kevin Stefanski soon in case they need to co-exist next season; Also, some names that will be on the radar if they don't

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Long Beach Mike

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8 months

I don't know who needs to hear this, but TJ Watt is a little bitch and so are his fan girls. #DawgPound

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

Fresh new #Browns gear. Let’s go!

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@DrBiden Sure is.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

I love the Cleveland #Browns . Win or lose. Always have always will.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

This guy could hit a little. #ourcle

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Long Beach Mike

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5 years

I don’t care who’s President. We are Americans first. This is shameful & embarrassing.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@GavinNewsom @GOP Here’s what Gov Hair Jelly is offering: - crippling inflation - passive law enforcement - higher taxes - social engineering - bigotry - rampant drug use - rising homelessness - censorship - political intimidation - LIES VOTE.

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Long Beach Mike

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5 years

@stoolpresidente Thrill of a lifetime seeing the UM team bus.

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Long Beach Mike

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8 months

@tomselliott @Aczar1Alan Tom you know zero inflation is bad. Under Trump, everyone could have a job & everyone took home more money. Power costs, electric, gas etc was a fraction of the cost & housing is inflated due to Bidens policy. So Tom, please shut up.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

OG’s only. Who wants one?

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Long Beach Mike

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9 months

My folk’s neighbors in Florida are from Cleveland & had a connection to the Indians. Dad got me an all/star game swag bag & a game worn Thome jersey.

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Long Beach Mike

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1 year

@shipwreckedcrew @pnjaban On what planet does the school send kids home, alone because of a dangerous weather situation? The kids should’ve been sheltered & kept together until a parent arrives.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@SalSports Tackle football is a dangerous game. Stop ruining it.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes.

Rebecca Grant

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3 years

Got game? Only 20 days left till #nfl #Kickoff2021 how’s your team this year?🏈🏈🏈🏈

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@Rjeff24 That boy good

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@JManziel2 You’re transgressions were on Sportscenter. Mine, not so much.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 months

Trump shot. You commies fucked up because he’s alive.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Pink lot by J. Grey Silverado. I’m wearing a Bless ‘em shirt. #Browns

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

Big Ben shares some pics from his wedding night.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

I've watched this three times, I can't stop laughing.

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Long Beach Mike

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5 years

#Browns fans wishing OBJ wanting out into reality. Total BS report - no source, nothing tangible. Gossip column stuff. Manifest destiny people. @OBJ plays with his best friend, has a young QB and a great young team. He knows it doesn't fall in your lap.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

Joe Woods is a terrible defensive coordinator. No more excuses, so much talent and week after week we can’t hold on to leads. #firejoewoods #Browns

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Interesting As Fuck

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A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life

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Long Beach Mike

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5 years

The more I think about this the angrier I get. Tony didn’t like Bake pre-draft, hated the pick and has had nothing but contempt for our QB. Unprofessional & childish. Bake has proven his critics wrong his whole life. I can’t wait to see TG eat his words.

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Long Beach Mike

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9 months

Winning in the NFL playoffs is hard, winning on the road exponentially harder. Keys to game are simple: 1. Turnover battle 2. Pressure on CJ 3. Convert in the Redzone Give them nothing but take from them everything. #DawgPound

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@yaledailynews When I was in college waaaaay back in the '90's my professors always urged us to hear speakers we disagreed with. I heard a wide range of lectures from PJ O'Rourke to Bill Ayers. This, coming from Yale is embarrassing. The art of cognitive dissonance is dead.

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@ChristinaPushaw @libsoftiktok

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@BirdsofBaltoFan @CaseyNolen @DeputyBarksdale @wusa9 What's your address? You got insurance, right?

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

Vernon has been really solid down the stretch.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@Reuters It’s birthing persons.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

I'm not calling it COVID-19 anymore out of respect to our beloved hero @BernieKosarQB #19 . Henceforth I decree it shall be called COVID-7 named after that guy in Denver. I have spoken. #Browns

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Long Beach Mike

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6 months

@BGatesIsaPyscho @FitnessMamma Italy doesn’t want their citizens replacing actual protein with globs of chemical garbage. What a novel concept.

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

People who don't live in Texas or Florida bitching about what they are doing is bizarre. If they are successful we all win. I mean we do want this to end, right?

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Every championship teams DVD has a part where the team has struggled & all appears lost. Then they get hot and win the whole thing. That part starts Sunday. LFG! #Browns

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3 years

Mayfield said the bye week helped him physically. Believes he can play his best down the stretch. #Browns

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Long Beach Mike

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10 months

If Mike Tomlin were to see this post, I want you to know Hue is a standup guy, always accountable and never passes blame on others.

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4 years

The Pittsburgh Steelers interviewed former Browns Head Coach Hue Jackson earlier this week for the offensive coordinator position per a league source.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@3YearLetterman @NikkiHaley I shredded my kids certificate of participation.

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Long Beach Mike

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10 months

Who’s house? Browns house. #dawgpound

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

No Eli & Peyton on the deuce? That means we’re stuck with Booger? FML

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

Stealth bomber #RoseBowl

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@Ravens 39 years ago. The Colts escaped Baltimore. Avoiding syphilis, crippling poverty & drug addiction.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@cooljay__2 This is a Steelers fan post after last years playoff loss.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

My mom is in Naples and my dad is out of town. This GD hurricane is heading right for her and there isn't a thing I can do to help. I tried to talk her into going to Ft Lauderdale, got a room for her at the Hilton in the marina and she won't go. God grant me the serenity.

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Long Beach Mike

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Tim took such a beating. Had the Browns on the playoff doorstep w/ Atlanta in town. Timmy goes down bad (broken leg?) & the Cleveland faithful…cheered. You know who you are.

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Tim Couch (1999). Cleveland Browns #1 Draft Pick.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@DrBrittaniJ The horror.

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@JesseKellyDC

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10 months

Surgery was a great success. Felt pretty rough when I woke up, but just had some cherry jello & now I’m feeling pretty good.

Long Beach Mike

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10 months

Gotta go under the knife today. Surgery at 7:30 am. God willing I’ll be back #onhere soon. Times like these I take comfort in the old adage only the good die young. ✌️ 🙏🏻

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@GavinNewsom I wish big bird was Governor. He wouldn’t be as corrupt & incompetent.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@atrupar

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

The AFC North and first round bye are in play for YOUR 2020 Cleveland #Browns LFG!!!

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Long Beach Mike

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8 months

@tomselliott @Aczar1Alan The campaign of vengeance is spin. Fact of the matter is our govt & legal system have been hijacked. Over correction is necessary & won’t be pleasant. Trump is the perfect agent of change.

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Long Beach Mike

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5 years

👀 National Guard mobilizing in HB. Normally this would seem really odd. Nowadays, it doesn’t phase me at all.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@TPostMillennial

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Long Beach Mike

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4 years

@BoumtjeBoumtje @shupe_laura @tracybeanz @NatSecLisa You made out with this weirdo.

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@AKinkhabwala @Richardson125 @RexChapman @tplohetski @statesman @KVUE No one is suggesting handing Mrs. Krabappel a gun 1st day of school. Teachers who are experienced gun owners w/ training & the desire should absolutely be allowed to do so. Why wouldn’t you be open to a trying a proven method of deterrence? We’ve already tried “Gun Free Zones”

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Long Beach Mike

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2 years

@geneweingarten @ChefGruel This didn’t go the way you thought it would.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@Reflog_18 It’s like deja vu all over again.

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Long Beach Mike

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10 months

It's a warm Tuesday night in the summer. Your little league baseball team lost a heartbreaker. All your teammates and the opposing team are now playing Ms. Pac Man, drinking Dr. Pepper in a red plastic tumbler and pan crust pepperoni pizzas are on every table. Heaven

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Have ever you eaten here?

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Long Beach Mike

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@caslernoel @elonmusk Thanks to you I just bought a monster truck! Gets 8 miles/ gallon and can run over protesters 4 at a time. I really owe you one chief.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

@Reflog_18 Gonna tell my kids that’s Brandon Weeden.

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Long Beach Mike

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3 years

What a day. Utah fans were very cool, hope they enjoyed the rest of their trip to LA because they did not enjoy the 4th quarter. Damn it feels good to be a Buckeye. #RoseBowl