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@londoncabbie1

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london taxi driver..my rt's are not an endorsement

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@londoncabbie1
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4 years
#PoppyStories as a london cabbie thousands of us take our heroes to and from the cenotaph free of charge every year and are very proud to do so. My grandad was at dunkirk, great grandad at the somme.hope their proud of me..
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@londoncabbie1
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Don't do twitter a lot anymore..just went on to see a cyclist report 2 london cabbies for messing with thier phones while stationary on a taxi rank...what an absolute shit world we live in..
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@londoncabbie1
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worrying about work then you hear about the poor cabbie on the A13 Puts life into the perspective.... R.I P BROTHER .
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Don't care how rich people are in notting Hill..no one should put up with these animals invading your home
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@londoncabbie1
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Le meridian Gatwick please.. Dp says we have a car coming. Fella says "we dont want a car we want a London taxi" Dp's face was a picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@londoncabbie1
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4 years
E scooters the way forward...
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@londoncabbie1
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5 years
Happy badge day to me14 years ago today remember my dad (god rest his soul) waiting where he usually did Rising hill st,round the corner from penton st. For a thumbs up or thumbs down.can still see him going mental as a came round the corner with a thumbs up
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@londoncabbie1
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Uber driver telling me he's Going to find out where I live..you wouldn't find me even if I gave you my postcode.. Dopey sod !
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Took a lovely American couple to Windsor Castle today They had the hotel car taking them to stonehenge tomorrow For £700 wait & return.... I'm picking them up at 9am....
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@londoncabbie1
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Took a lovely American fella to Heathrow today. Said he had 3 hotels near cape cod,sold the lot & made a pile of cash..went £63 gave me £100 said worth every penny & uber are vermin 😂😂😂😂👏
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@londoncabbie1
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As a London cabbie We take war vets to & from The cenetaph... We go to gosh for free... We do untold charity runs (Home & abroad) We reunite lost property.. We try to help anybody on The streets of London Whenever we can... Would u see 1 just 1 Uber driver do that Would u fuck
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@londoncabbie1
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5 years
When we get though this ..the rats are gone and London's finest are still here after 350 years ..reckon we should hire out the o2 for a massive piss up
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@londoncabbie1
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5 years
@piersmorgan U lot in the media are going to sink our country..
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@londoncabbie1
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3 years
Women on lbc on nightube.. Taxis are extortionate..... Ubers are unavailable Tell that to the 3 ladles last night who thanked me when I said I'd wait for them to get indoors b4 leaving...
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@londoncabbie1
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4 years
Notice how everyone screaming for a 2nd lockdown don't have to worry about money....
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@londoncabbie1
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5 years
Had a shit day (with a T5) but u know what my wife and boys are safe..no dramas steak pie ..boiled potatoes & veg for dinner..tomorrow we go again and do the best we can..be lucky Londons finest x
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Kick this fraud out...
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@londoncabbie1
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2 years
Always makes me chuckle these people 😂😂
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@londoncabbie1
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6 years
I on Sunday along with thousands of my brothers & sisters from the licensed London taxi trade.. will be transporting our brave veterans to and from the cenotaph free of charge... as a London cabbie it's a privilege to give just a fraction back to our heroes..
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@londoncabbie1
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20 years ago I did the "KNOWLEDGE OF LONDON" Took me 4 years. my mum & dad (god rest their souls were so proud of me) fast forward 16 ability to keep my livelihood,my home,& my family is in the hands of tfl..last night.
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@londoncabbie1
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@londoncabbie1
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@londoncabbie1
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5 years
Nice touch outside the Chelsea & Westminster hospital #Covid_19
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@londoncabbie1
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6 years
Fucking hell the amount of our lot letting these scumbag rats out of junctions..some even flashing them out.. What's wrong with you Wake up ffs
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3 years
Went to cab cleaned.. Told me my price had gone from £15 to £24 "Because of covid" Told him where to go "Because of covid"
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@londoncabbie1
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3 years
@jameskhansen Took him to wood Lane bbc years ago obnoxious man.funny thing is I was his dad's postman in cricklewood for 10 years..alan was a diamond..
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@londoncabbie1
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6 years
All these people digging us out Black cabs are expensive We are dinosaurs... Can't wait for the gig economy To hit their profession. . Promise I won't laugh ....
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4 years
As a licensed london taxi driver..who worked nights (b4 covid). If I dropped any women home on their own..I would always say ..ill hang on a minute just to make sure you get in ok...as I'm sure every other cabbie does..no female should be scared going home...
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@londoncabbie1
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Anyone remember the days when on a Saturday night they were fighting over your taxi...I saw him first ...no I did..you had to be the adjudicator..and say sorry I saw him/her first...seems like a world away....
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@londoncabbie1
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3 years
Took a lady to hammersmith from Belgrave Square last night..said none of her friends use uber anymore..their unsafe..and prices have gone up..please don't shoot the messenger you doom & gloomers.
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@londoncabbie1
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Last remnants of our Arab friends rewarded me with a Gatwick from Knightsbridge today.. CASH....Sad to see them go ..much better than the "how much to bexley uber do it for 30" English pissheads
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Picked up a son of a cabbie last night Oxford circus...been turned down 7 times to lavender Hill.. ffs lavender Hill hardly a roader...embarrassing
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@londoncabbie1
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Took 4 years out of my life to do the knowledge of London..now all I'm doing is treading water ..robbing peter to pay Paul..and yet our orgs are like little children on twitter.. We must be mugs 2 put up with this crap
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@londoncabbie1
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this morning on point at the Sheraton park tower a rat dropped off opposite me ..comes over said . "my friend can u break a 20" my response was "fuck off you prick" 10 minutes later got called in for Luton I honestly think God hates uber as well
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Just red my email from @UTAG17 ..well done ..can't for the life of me understand how every London cabbie ain't put in..don't you want these people who have illegally took from us & our families ruined.. I fucking do..
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Just took American couple to riverbank pk plaza... The whole journey raving about how fantastic London taxis are & how useless uber are.. After all the crap we're being put through.. Really nice to hear..
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@londoncabbie1
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6 years
Blinding shift finished off with Marylebone to kingswood.. Tinged with sadness at how we have had these days stolen from us by corruption
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@londoncabbie1
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6 years
already want to give the mother in law a dig.. its 10.50 am ffs
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@londoncabbie1
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3 years
@MetPoliceEvents Do you officers have special training in Running away ?
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@londoncabbie1
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7 years
Just dropped a fella to Macmillan cancer in Huntley st..asked him to give fare to the charity.. (They were fantastic with my dad) We both shed a little tear
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@londoncabbie1
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picked up polish fella early doors..regent st.. "wild rents bermondsey" no chat.. get there he says.. "you guys never cease 2 amaze me" that is why I will always say.. fuck you uber.. 😂😂👍👍👍
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Yes work levels are not like they were Yes we have to put in more hours to stay afloat. But by god we are still here..have a look at trip advisor..last 10 years best taxi service in the world.YES THE WORLD.and we are tfl's dirty little secret.shame on u @TfL
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I'm 51 now lifes to short ..I'm fighting for mine and my wife's/sons future..from now on any cabbie who tries 2 get out & have a chat..going to ask are u in @UTAG17 ..if say no or never heard of it ..gonna wind up my window..no time for these people anymore
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@londoncabbie1
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old bill cuffing 3 yoots on lisson grove😁😁
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@londoncabbie1
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@TheMike31 Colm meaney
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@londoncabbie1
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2 years
Done the bus lane high holborn/new Oxford last night..don't give 2 f.cks if I get a pcn..for those two minutes I was a king...
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@londoncabbie1
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ain't had a holiday since me and the good lady got married 10 years ago...August were going to lanzarote with the little lad...cant wait to get away from this shithole for 10 nights 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🍺🍺🍺🍺
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Can every london cabbie retweet this
@dkhos Glad your enjoying your day
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I'm going in with @UTAG17 for a 2nd time...I'm absolutely potless...but I want Khan Alexander Norman etc To actually realise they can't through incompetence and corruption ride roughshod over a trade that has been in London for... 360 years...
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I actually seen to licensed london taxis sitting behind a tfl licensed mini-cab who was sitting on point at the carlton tower..I dropped at davis St.. turned my light off & went back down..he was gone..grow a pair of f.cking balls..these are our ranks..move them off
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Got my first bilker in 10 years last night..just seeing the terror in that Arabs Face as I chased him round Kensington gore was well worth the £12.40
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@londoncabbie1
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7 years
Instead of my org emailing me to tell me what a rascal Mark white is.. They could concentrate on trying 2 save my livelihood ..just a thought
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@londoncabbie1
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From new years day ..any cabbie who brooms ..I will get out ask you why..if it's a bullshit reason ..im going 2 report you..got to think about my family..
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@imjasondiamond Please keep him in America..we've already took Morgan back..
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@londoncabbie1
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@piersmorgan Some of my heroes from Norway piers..free of charge of course
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@londoncabbie1
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Richard Wilson supports the London taxi trade..said he'd never use the other lot http://t.co/PQbgHjFb4I
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@londoncabbie1
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For fucks sake we trained 4 years to get our taxi ranks. They our ours ..the last bastion..kick these rats off them
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@londoncabbie1
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These thick cabbies saying can I apply for the second self employed grant...I don't believe they did the same knowledge as me..
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@londoncabbie1
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Seeing more and more of these lisson grove wankers..old bill doing nothing..Maybe we should all go up there one night..a cabbie is going to get seriously hurt by these mugs soon
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@londoncabbie1
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Just let an uber do a right onto Halkin st from Grosvenor pl.. Nice 2 be nice 😁
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@londoncabbie1
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happy badge day to me 13 years... some ups some downs proud to be one of London's finest.. we've had some shite thrown at us.. we are still here ... @UTAG17 is keeping me going..let's get some revenge..
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@londoncabbie1
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So happy I left @Gett_UK worked my arse off for 4 years on the kol..and you parasites think you can steal it from me.. Gett fucked
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@londoncabbie1
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Anyone on Vodafone..is it down ?
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@londoncabbie1
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Took an Arab to T5 today £72.80 please "Is £70 Ok?" No it's £72.80 "But I only have £80" Don't worry Here's £7.20 change
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so a @Conservatives knocks on my door..pointed at my taxi & said.. "get off my drive" christ that felt good
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T5 drop off.. looks like I'm the only vehicle dropping off... the fella behind me in the merc is asleep
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If I ever won the lottery..1st thing I would do is buy a tank Go straight up davies Street Go right onto Oxford Street And do a left onto Marylebone lane...
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@mrdanwalker Hi Dan Hope your ok one of my christmas wishes is you don't lord it all over everyone else with your condescending christmas card..everyone can have an opinion...not only you
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Just watched another vid from cycling micky On YouTube.grassing people up who with his footage could lose their livelihoods,family,home Is the worst ..this man is a scumbag
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Cabbies asking is it busy out..who gives a fuck...have the day off.sunday with the family can't be beaten.
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7 years
Deleted all history of Gett.... Signed up to @TaxiappLdn I feel cleansed.
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Picked up a lady harrods yesterday.. "It's only a short one rembrandt hotel" No problem madam.. "We love our black cabs,never have or will use uber,don't use any apps,if me or my husband want a taxi We walk out of our front door & raise our hand. Can't really argue with that.
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3 times been asked if I need a postcode.. no I don't.. don't worry you'll be back to getting lost tomorrow..
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@londoncabbie1
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Now here's a man who gets it ..love peep show
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my best mates girlfriend wants do £250 to @UTAG17 in 1 hit on her credit card ..how can she do this?..any cabbies who ain't put in ..shame on you..your family are looking at you and secretly thinking u are a wrong-un
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met a mate on the rank today...told me he can't be arsed putting into @UTAG17 ..left it there said be lucky u won't see me again..quite painful as I've known him for years..don't get some cabbies..to me this is our last chance..
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Park plaza Albert embankment...someone somewhere actually had the bollocks to ticket a car on a taxi rank..
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On way home to Hemel Hempstead.. Gloucester place.. Italian family come to my window... "canna u taka us to Luton" YES is a universal Word 🤣😂🤣
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@FlirtyMoms_ No have a wash & put a bra on..
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Went to see mum today She's still missing dad .. Told me she went to the cashpoint in morrisons Kidderminster left £200 In there came out of the store crying. Lady was there "is this yours" still some lovely people out there..not like our corrupt cesspit
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@londoncabbie1
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Loads of cabbies letting rats out.. They are stealing food from Your table FFS..
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@MetPoliceEvents If I stop my taxi on Vauxhall Bridge tomorrow..can you get me a sausage baguette from the cafe on horseferry Road.. English mustard please..see you around 10.30 x
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Gonna have a day off tomorrow... Because I can... Worked through the pandemic Some days were soul destroying... Always knew the cabbie gods Would see me right..
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@londoncabbie1
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cabbies PLEASE stop letting rats out..they are trying to take away your livelihoods !!!!
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We've had all of these corrupt fuckers doing their best to kill us..we are still here ..that makes me proud
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Pob..lady works abroad a lot..loves getting a London taxi on her return. "Tfl should be promoting you not destroying you" Hear hear madam 👏
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Just took a lady to fulham to see her Son in law..said there very close as her daughter died from cancer aged 41..then her husband from same thing..no charge sometimes there's more to life than money
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very subdued Twitter today.and rightly so if your working tonight brothers and sisters especially with the scum out in force.take a second more 2 try and second guess them . nigh impossible I know.stay safe to all of London's finest.and all my followers HNY
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@JKCorden another sap millionaire ...don't worry about my kids I'll make sure there ok
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@Joey7Barton hi joey just switched on soccer Saturday...Simon is on ..I like Simon..he will never be jeff..but I like him,I like Julian Warren, mid week But I don't like women presenters..but I love my wife who is a woman.
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Picked up a barman from mnky House on piccadilly 4 this morning..Maryland Road is £20 ok..said doubt it will go that..asked him why the cab in front who stopped pulled away..he said he quoted him £40..£18.40 on meter..gave me £30...some dogs in our trade..
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All I was doing was thinking have I been collared there.this can't be right.our orgs should put the nonsense aside & pull together,tfl want us gone.they don't give 2 f.cks about us.remember what all of us & our families went through 4 that green/yellow badge
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Get home to a 2nd pcn ...1st one in 37 years was yesterday I can't hate tfl anymore than I do now...god I hope thier pensions go down the drain..
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This dreary Monday morning Brightened up by an email From @UTAG17 ...the sun is now shining in Hertfordshire. 👏👏👏👏
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@londoncabbie1
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Finished until new year.. Merry Christmas to all my followers especially you London cabbies.. Be lucky & Stay safe ....
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Seen 2 cabbies letting scum out today..see it more & more..ffs grow some balls..they are the enemy
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Only a London cabbie would know The home secretary lived in "Prince of Wales drive" in the bodyguard 😂😂😂
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Just found out the boy got the secondary school he wanted....happy days...
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