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@london2lagosboy

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@london2lagosboy
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I am the one who puts on a crown on the sight of war.
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@london2lagosboy
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@iamvinicius_snr brother will see his music charting all of a sudden and he won’t know it’s the same ex. see God
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@london2lagosboy
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@thesqlbabe Or you go for a romantic dinner and she spends half the time taking pictures of the food and the restaurant. 😭😭
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@london2lagosboy
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@mjemmanuella i think that’s the same reason people dunk on literary geniuses like tems and odumodu
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@london2lagosboy
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@adhnok Na why Hilda chop dog. Cos wetin be this?
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@london2lagosboy
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@KemiOlunloyo @GRVlagos Na me hold the phone. I no dey reply your message
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@OdunEweniyi what’s a thesaurus? asking for an american
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@london2lagosboy
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@A_Feranmi and not ijgbs too
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@london2lagosboy
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@xo_dolph thank God I am not a real nigga
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@PrincessUkoko you should read too
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@london2lagosboy
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@jameelajoie i will drive home
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@london2lagosboy
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Talking about personal finances, no one talks about how insanely difficult it is for male firstborns who don't come from wealth and deal with direct and indirect black tax. double fucked when he carries women. Worse if he stays in Lagos. It can never be me. I would rather die
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@london2lagosboy
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@A_JOSH27 i said same thing while in morocco. we are losing community and it’s scary
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@london2lagosboy
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My idolo said he is sorry that the promoters also forgot to pick up his voice and his energy hence why it was a horrible performance 😂
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Birmingham I’m sorry for the delay yesterday. The promoters delayed my pick up time for reasons best known to them, But I’m super grateful for your patience and understanding.
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@london2lagosboy
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name 5 seed founders paying themselves 200k a year
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OG Waheedi.
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...the most expensive baddies in Lagos and New York, all unto pre-seed/seed funds, you will pay yourselves $200k-$500k a year, with no MVP or PMF; then you will be blaming "growth marketers" that you're paying ₦500k, and their salary no dey even regular.
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@london2lagosboy
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@SandraGee_ they said men are dick riders when it’s a big man in question. lol
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@london2lagosboy
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everyday culture shock! wdym you are going to work on election day? 😭
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@london2lagosboy
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@Orethebrave I think they are achievements. Marriage is. Childbirth too. Because what is an achievement?
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@london2lagosboy
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@Adekbolaji @Wizarab10 mopped up naira by offering high yields
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@london2lagosboy
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@DrDotun And many of them will make horrible politicians
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@london2lagosboy
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@Jollz as in, too funny. i am so much poorer than my dad when he was my age.
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@london2lagosboy
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@ayomairoese I don’t miss you
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@london2lagosboy
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Thank you @chowdeck for “add another pack”
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@london2lagosboy
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all these founders are now doing content creation. now I feel like I am not doing enough. it's kelvin I blame for this
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@london2lagosboy
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@ijbguy @toyinvoldo It should be in a museum of digital payments in Africa
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@london2lagosboy
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i blame nigerian developers fr. they build shit houses that don’t keep even the slightest noise away
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@london2lagosboy
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@tolusaba I think it's not a Nigerian company thing. If you are a consumer brand, you are in a constant quest to be relatable, and the fact is everyday consumers speak this slang. The onus lies with the brand storyteller to know how to communicate this properly without falling off the edge
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@london2lagosboy
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why does the president have two pictures of himself in his office? that’s a narcissistic behavior 🤮🤮🤮
@elnathan_john
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Does he get on his knees for you Peter? Tell me, Peter, who’s his daddy now?
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@london2lagosboy
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No babe dey street again everybody dey do winepress and reboot God abeg
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@thestrictlylaw you know the brand?
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@london2lagosboy
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and this applies to business too.
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Having the right person by your side makes your world infinitely better.
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@london2lagosboy
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For the poverty capital of the world. Lol
@FaruqBashar
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Oyinbo people could grab ice cream by the road side for a first time date while getting to know each other, e go reach Naija babe turn she go dey look for where to eat 20k spaghetti just to get to know you.
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@london2lagosboy
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dating someone richer
@ISWISPodcast
ISaidWhatISaidPod
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What’s that one money hack that has saved you in this economy? #iswispodcast
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@tolly_t which is your fav?
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@london2lagosboy
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@thetrueerudite i will take that God portion and give my woman cos she’s a goddess
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@london2lagosboy
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@zykson that's a testimony is you ask me and I am not trying to be funny
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@london2lagosboy
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One thing that happens when you grow up with little or no attention and affection is that you’re able to survive without it in adulthood.
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@london2lagosboy
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@ISWISPodcast Tell them asap! Especially when I know they are 100% into it.
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@london2lagosboy
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I am losing so much weight. Not sure this is planned anymore. I worry alot
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@london2lagosboy
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@zikokomag Falz and Simi was a run
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@london2lagosboy
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the head of the yoruba race is a thief and a scammer. he has brought reproach and shame to us as a people. we should mobilize his arrest and clean our tribe of the shame he has brought upon us.
@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
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A memo to the defenders of the Ooni of Ife (Part I). An @fijnigeria story that is actually more than three years old. How Ooni Ogunwusi's Companies Executed the Biggest Fraud in Nigeria’s Real Estate History — and Got Away With it
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@london2lagosboy
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@funsodoherty @officialEFCC this might interest you
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@london2lagosboy
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Earn more
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@london2lagosboy
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@zikorx Our population def won’t be 200m- it will be less…way less
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@london2lagosboy
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@femicodes withdraw: move to your bank account transfer: make payment to others payout: platform settlement
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@london2lagosboy
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@FinPlanKaluAja1 perm sec at state and fed parastatals should be able to
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@Nairametrics over what time period?
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@london2lagosboy
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@madebycharles arresting ftx ceo and sending him to jail didn’t kill america. I think we will be fine.
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@Eastcoastprince @EllaPrimadonna Defending rema and the rema’s demons
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@london2lagosboy
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@tolly_t the photography for this show is always beautiful
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@lyanujesu Wasn’t this some of the things Buhari did before he left office?
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@london2lagosboy
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@Nairametrics cbn is broke o more pressure on the black market
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@london2lagosboy
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This sounds like a kayemo script. But that’s dumb still
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‘He Saved Money Instead Of People,’ Tinubu Slams Obi
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@london2lagosboy
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The actual king of afrobeats.
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Asake is crowned Spotify Nigeria 🇳🇬 #1 most streamed artist in 2023. #SpotifyWrapped
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@london2lagosboy
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@etimeffiong_ @Diseye_ @HarvestersNG organized by a church. what point are you making?
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@BBCWorld why is this on bbc world news?
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@economics what a way to be remembered
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@london2lagosboy
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imagine being the ex or gf of this guy. reality check real quick 😭😂
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when i meet a new girl.. i get fascinated by how beautiful she is first, the next thing i’m trying to see is if she’s smart … if she’s not smart… that’s my spec right there.
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@Jollz if you be politician, I go advice make you off tv now o
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@jaykeyaks10 don’t bite the fingers that fed you. Yes! he over stepped. wym D-O is beneath you?
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@0x @iamharaldur We will pay for your flight
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@mabintou 2.5c lab grown?
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@london2lagosboy
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don’t worry microtraction is better! fuck YC. They are shit anyway
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Paul Graham has blocked me. I guess we can say bye bye to the YC application we just put in...
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@london2lagosboy
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Most of your beliefs are on per “overwhelming information” basis. and that sometimes includes the religion you practice.
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here's another reason why dinner dates are horrible first date options. Imagine being asked all (some of) these questions by someone you just met in a loud restaurant where you're struggling to hear yourself.
first date questions, by yours truly.
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@bigbrutha_ lol the size of the land is the first joke
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With the world becoming a global village, it will help with connecting folks who are geographically far away from each other and bring them even closer. As regards privacy and security, that threat exist with new technology but they quickly disappear as it matures
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Dr Joe Abah, OON
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With this new Apple ‘Vision Pro’, am I sure that I want Apple to augment my reality? How do I know it is not transmitting my brain waves and people in Apple secretly recording it? Will they eventually start posting ads?What if a criminal can remotely hack it? #NaijaKnowledgeX
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Losing to Nigeria feels like your tenant’s child outperforming your child in life
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@london2lagosboy
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maybe Argentina can come back out of penury by cutting cost and increasing production.
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New Argentine president reduces government cars by 50%, sells private jets to save $3 billion per year
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@london2lagosboy
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yes to this!!! and they should have similar energy when it’s not the son of a former governor.
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Fantastic! And I love the swiftness of the consequences of their stupidity. More of this.
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@BeeTheLight_ this is the best summary i found online can't find the original article i read.
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Podcasts used to be audio only until very recently. Take me back to those days.
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Podcasting: 101
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@madebycharles Since 2001
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i can’t stop watching.
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#OneDayNetflix has texture. I love everything about it
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@london2lagosboy
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summary: an army official (he might not have been a repentant bh member) killed a woman and hid her body. They think it's sad and bad so they have locked the guy up. Time saved: 2 mins, 29 seconds
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CLARIFICATION RE: REPENTED BOKO HARAM MEMBER ENLISTED INTO NIGERIAN ARMY SLITS WOMAN'S THROAT IN ENUGU BARRACKS, HIDES CORPSE The attention of the Nigerian Army (NA) has been drawn to a publication by Sahara Reporters on 13 April 2024 tilted, "Repented Boko Haram Member
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@london2lagosboy
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rivers state people are not new to this wonderment. i always tell people if wike or amechi run for office in this country, i must vote for them. they perform!
@Mz_Tosyn
Emerald 💚 هداية
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And I almost cried driving on that new Apo roundabout bridge yesterday 😩😩😩 Wike if I pray for you ehn! You won’t believe Wike less than a year in office.
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@london2lagosboy
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Liked by olamide badoo and 100,000 people
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Art!
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Son of the soil. 🛖
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victor has hacked twitter engagement.
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i think i have been scammed.
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be cringe and happy
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@london2lagosboy
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i changed my car within one year and my dad called me to explain how i make money and why it was necessary to get another car. 😭
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You people project your parents on us mehn. When I go home with certain things, I have to give detailed explanations o.
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@Adesuwa_G wtf are all these titles 😂😂
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@Jollz and a really good singer.
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@Tunegee nepotism
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@JustinTrudeau @Keir_Starmer that didn't take long
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@leavesandgreens @AbiolaLagos Kills him while laughing
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@london2lagosboy
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@TundeIrukera well done sir. it appears that this very much was vindictive considering the big squabble with BAT. Time will tell and hopefully you are able to share your story.
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@funmbitoye those are uk boys
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@OneJoblessBoy def a club banger! brilliant work
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@london2lagosboy
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i bet you are a shit designer if you have to get 26 design certificates.
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The Design Nurse👨🏾‍💻👨🏾‍⚕️
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So basically, I have over 26 design certificates. Currently taking about 5 courses and I have more piled up. Before the year ends, I’ll hit 50. Now tell me, with that in mind do you expect me to charge you 1,000 per design? Any design at all. Now you see people charging 1k, 2k
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@london2lagosboy
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amazon launched in South Africa! Nigeria next?
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@Nairametrics @N1 next week, 1100
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@adebolalives what is this beauty? damn!
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