Parle Of Lagos @Bolajiparle Twitter profile

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Meat pie and water on a date ?? When it’s not seminar.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

I know we are on Twitter and everybody here is rich, but 600k per term is too much for crèche.

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@Bolajiparle

8 months

You people project your parents on us mehn. When I go home with certain things, I have to give detailed explanations o.

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8 months

Na you dey reason say your parents go vex for how you take make money,, parents these days no send how the money take come as long as the money dey.. my brother enter street go find update, when e set, everybody go celebrate you!!!!

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Why you bring down your glass to buy plantain chip in traffic by 7:30

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@Bolajiparle

11 months

I swear it’s Nonso Amadi and Maleek Berry.

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@TheUpperEnt

11 months

What artiste introduced you to a vibe that they did not maintain? 😔

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2 years

Someone earning 500k a month is basically making $746 We are fucked mehn.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Coronavirus when it finally enters Yaba bus from Obalende after dragging with passengers.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Heavens forbid I date a brutally honest person. They hardly have emotional intelligence, just open mouth waahhhh to talk.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Who wan snatch HR Abi D’law.

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@Steadi_lady

2 years

To think the guy they’re snatching upandan is a yahoo boy.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

All the “hey baby” is just greeting oo.

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@Bolajiparle

5 months

Do you know how crazy you have to be to burn your son’s passport and all just after getting home from church??

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2 years

Oops

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

An alpha male does not beg for followers, he commands people to follow him.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

It’s actually fine if you forget my birthday but don’t try to gaslight me by saying “ we are adults and have 1001 things we are thinking about”

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Jump??

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@oskeybabs

2 years

if yinka ayefele ever jumps on an amapiano beat, we won’t be ready for the outcome.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

270k for a 7days stay in Mauritius inclusive of flight, accommodation and breakfast ???? Need someone to pay so they can come and give us feedback( that’s if they come back sha)

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

If you are not 22 in this lagos, you are 23. Nobody wan old.

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@Bolajiparle

8 months

Even in primary school you dare not bring something that isn’t yours home.

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

I know we complain about Nedu but this babe beside him is also foolish.

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@instablog9ja

1 year

Most of the ladies that go to shopping malls do not wear bra -- Nedu

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@Bolajiparle

5 months

The amount of “everybody knows what they are doing” I have seen within the last one month ehn. We just dey show each other pepper.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Wo be going to your India Abeg. Alagbado Priyanka Chopra

Gracey 🦋

@Gracebal0

3 years

A Governor does a his job, so what?! Did he saved the world? Has he helped unban Twitter? Stop the insecurities in the country? I don't get why everywhere his name is being praised for showing up to a protest that we didn't need to have in the first place!! #FixNigeria

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@Bolajiparle

4 months

Maybe he is head of product?

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@_tea_anna

4 months

Highlight of today was seeing my friend’s man on Tinder.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Need one like this where nobody is trying to toast anybody, just pure fun and vibes.

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@_MsAlade

2 years

I want to be in one of those mixed (male & female) squads where we see each other often and hang out and party and just have a good time

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@Bolajiparle

11 months

You people didn’t turn out well atall atall oo.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

If you think Nengi didn’t like Kidd, then you are lying to yourself

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

Looool I pity you, your ridicule will be televised.

ḿmánụ́ áṅụ̄ 🍯

@Igbofinewine

1 year

You can actually fvck someone into loving you 😏

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Two of the most ridiculed words in Nigeria have to be BISTRO and THRIFT. Doing the direct opposite of their meaning.

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@Bolajiparle

2 months

Negative Choo Choo Choo over someone’s wedding since morning. Nawa.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

You be HR for heaven ???

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

@Oluomoofderby Oyinbo won’t go to a Chinese restaurant and order meat pie and water. They can go to Gregg’s or a cafe.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Balloon day 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Gbam.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

@naomeee_O Let your friend pay me 200, I would do it.

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

In no life is Maryland clear of Fox.

ιzzу.

@VibesWithIzzy

1 year

real ones know maryland is clear

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

You people saying this thread is unnecessary don’t take your name or reputation serious.

SwiftUI + Jetpack compose + Flutter bro

@olufemiAghe

3 years

When Chizom came to me with the idea for CodeHub Africa, I was very excited to come on board as a mentor seeing as teaching is something I really love and it was also an opportunity for me to help people navigate their tech journey. 1/14

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Reeky deserves the drag tho, vendors have not posted in days, artists have not dropped tracks in days. STARBOY POSTPONED MIL. So Abeg drag him.

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@Bolajiparle

5 years

Nobody : University lecturers now :

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

LRT, I need you people to remember that we are in a country where weed is still illegal so take it easy with the way you post pictures of blunts or pictures/videos of you smoking. NDLEA is working overtime rn.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

One of my greatest fear in life is waking up one day and seeing that a nightclub posted my picture on their social media pages.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

@Achilyk_ Lmaoo

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Dump.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

I watched this video and thought to myself “what if this was his dream profession before Nigeria shattered it”

Barr. Seyi Baba ⚖️

@sheyiiiiii

4 years

So this one felt all he needed to steal from the high court with his cutlass was wig and gown... Omo 🤣😂.. Mad people full everywhere.. See how majestic he walking style is

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Once certain Twitter accounts agree with your tweet, just know there is a very high chance your tweet is foolish. Them Wizarb, Oloye,Odanz and co.

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@Bolajiparle

5 years

If Pamilerin does not sue Peruzzi, it’s big fuck up. Cos you are a celebrity does not give you the right to assault anybody. Pamilerin Abeg make some cool cash.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

1. Swat must not ask for our phones. 2. Swat must not be seen on the road(except during special) 3. Swat must be properly dressed at all times with official police vehicle. 4. Swat must not conduct random stop and search.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

It’s the Airport road block that’s sweeting me. Let foreign nationals miss their flights so they can call their embassies and say their safety is at stake. Watch feem.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Tbh I find it stupid that y’all get riled up about Ore. You don’t like her posts or tweets? Mute and block her, no dey make noise for TL.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

One of the greatest 🚩🚩 in this life has to be a follower of gistlover.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Need Deji to stress Sheggz

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Change it to white and you have the official Lagos restaurant shoes.

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@Sxmto_

4 years

All women do these days is lie, buy 130k wigs & wear this nonsense shoe

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Birthday - “I want” Valentine- “I want” IWD- “I want” Easter- “I want” Christmas- “I want” Always wanting.

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

I hate the person that gave Nedu the idea of a podcast more than I hate Nedu.

Oyindamola🙄

@dammiedammie35

1 year

“Most of the Big Brother Naija girls come outside the house, then come to me to hook them up with my friends, my big friends” - Whitemoney

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

A lot of things can be forgiven but playing a song from “Trendybeats .com” Is a crime.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

If police carry you for smoking Igbo, nobody would bail you or trend your matter.

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@Bolajiparle

5 years

Did you think about students in public schools that could only afford to lap their colleagues inside Keke just to get to school, before banning keke and Okada?

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@jidesanwoolu

5 years

Having students of Chrisland School visit my office today was a refreshing and very pleasant experience. Children are one of our valuable resources for the future. I had the opportunity to answer their questions and they had a bunch of interesting ones. 🙂

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Dorathy give person Blowjob, still give am Dollars again. A true giver, God would reimburse.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

M.O Oguntolu Esq. Come correct or don’t come atall.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Once again, some people are better off as TL friends. Don’t even take it to the DM.

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@Bolajiparle

11 months

Makes sense tbh. Monday to Friday then.

Bolaji Idowu

@pastorbolaji

11 months

Spending the weekend at the house of a man/woman you’re not married to is not biblical. Stop it.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

@AyoSophs Or organ harvesting, one of the two.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Going to Amsterdam on the invitation of another male friend when you are in a relationship, does not sit well sha, except we want to lie. Can’t imagine telling my woman that a female friend is inviting me to Uk.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Collect the makeup from them and use it to brush up your English.

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@azfuture_

4 years

Girls who applies makeup aren’t confident of their beauty

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

The actual red flag 🚩 should be female lawyers. Igbo female lawyer ??? Runnnn

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

SUN🌝

@shank_comics

4 years

This should blow up—About last Night. MLBP! Your Host🤴😌🦍

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

Daniel isn’t stupid, the people following him are the stupid ones.

Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug

@Dee_Bebegirl

1 year

daniel regha has over 700k followers???? how?????

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

If you have ever tried renting a BRT bus you would know how difficult it is. So this has some power backing.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Woke up to a new age 🥺🥺

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Why not get high with your wife and be horny with her.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

1. Can you hear me 2. I cant hear you.

Baba’n Gbe Mi Fo 🥥🌴

@_Defere

4 years

Guys please what kind of games can you play through zoom?

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

June 🗑🗑

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

The Arise news presenters are really trying their best not to breakdown on air.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

You people that come on Twitter to post your relationship(anniversary or anything) but are consistently cheating on your partners, are really brave oo.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

A date with some of the best people in the world ❤️❤️

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Abike Dabiri, Lai Mohammed, Femi Adesina, Dele Momodu, Oluremi Tinubu, Ahmed Yerima, Segun Mimiko, oyinlola, all went to OAU also. Let’s not forget.

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Fun Fact: Obafemi Awolowo University actually produced Fireboy DML, Viruz Zamora, Chinko Ekun, Superboy Cheque, Blaqbonez, Jaido P, Asake, Yhemolee, Woli Arole to mention but a few. No be only book we sabi. Greatest Ife.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

@thisisliljoe Are you lost? Why did you now follow me.

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@Bolajiparle

9 months

Omo you people need to actually heal and stop allowing Twitter conversations shape your existence.

MAKANAKI

@black_bhoy_

9 months

Day 2 of talking stage and your iPhone speaker isn't working again?.. How please..

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

Chicken republic’s chicken>>> KFC chicken

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Friendship test o, relationship test o Please don’t test me, it’s either I fail woefully or I pass and distance.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

When someone sends you money(any amount) just be grateful even if it’s chicken change to you, might be a lot to that person.

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

@24Ehizele Ok.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

If your friend was at club DNA yesterday night and he/she can’t be found yet, they are with Lagos taskforce.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

You people that think it’s by PVC are dishonest.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Hate how NLS moulds students not to be able to speak up, any small thing “ we would issue you query” “ we would expel you” Imagine a student dying and all you can say is “ we gave them so much light and they over read so we would be reducing light”

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

I have a big problem with gistlover but I have a bigger problem with people that feed them with information. You must be so toxic.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

From Biggies house to State high court( Family division) pleaseee.

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

Maybe he should check Ikoyi prison o.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

“Actions speak louder than words” You dey talk, person dey work.

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1 year

@EnenduMaryjane Not the lightskin one oo, it’s the one with Nedu’s pov

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

At this point we don’t need GTbank or anybody to do “EAT DRINK LAGOS”. Our food vendors are lit 🔥.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Tbh if you “snatch” anybody doing 9-5 your head is not correct.

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Lmaoo nobody forces you to do anything sha, if you don’t like it when someone bills you for even their Uber fare, Leave them, find babe way no go bill you for Uber fare. Don’t be stressing us.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

2 years

"Lagos girls wan make you do everything, down to their Uber money" - Dremo

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@Bolajiparle

3 years

This a sick idea. A perfect date, theme, fits the brand he has been pushing. Insane idea.

Emeka Must Shine ‘23 ✨

@BlaqBonez

3 years

MY HEADLINE CONCERT ‘BREAKING THE YOKE OF LOVE’ FEBRUARY 13th (u know why)

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

@thebrownoreo_ People that are always on slack or zoom call.

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@Bolajiparle

1 year

“It’s fine no problem”

Movie Critic

@Marapolsa

1 year

Tell me a bigger lie than “I’ll call you back”

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@Bolajiparle

2 years

Nobody interprets the law more than Non-lawyers. Cho Cho Cho every time.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Happy birthday Stargirl ⭐️⭐️ YKTV Sorry I just had to appear. 📸: @DeleOgunti Creative director : Na Me oo

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

On that note, Tomorrow is a queens birthday 🥳.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

After seeing the stress these hardworking women have been going through just to get us Food, water, drinks, security,Ambulance, pay for hospital bills, you open your mouth to say they drop pure water ???? God in his infinity mercy would punish you.

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@Bolajiparle

4 years

Problem for who no dey Lekki protest. We are having 5-course meal oo