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4 years

pissing my dad made himself a homemade pizza the other day and hasn’t stopped talking about it since and i just found his phone and he’s made it his lock screen

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can’t stop thinking about this text from my dad when i had a breakdown cus i thought i was a slut

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4 years

are you sending what_frog_you_are posts to other girls yes or no

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what in the patrick bateman have i done

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How to lose a guy in 10 seconds

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it could be so easy

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@nevenageorge not even provoked :( he just overheard a conversation with mom on FT

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4 years

@nmhrbrts so you’re telling me he hasn’t been going to the gym purely for MY own sake? this must be a different totally fucking ripped james

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@aliciawrd he’s my only god

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11 months

northern women are beautiful in ways these ugly men simply can not even fathom

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Manchester nightlife. Why do so many young women do this to themselves?

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3 years

absolutely losing it btw

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4 years

@dumbbitch39

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4 years

the man himself

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4 years

moved out last weekend and my dad just sent me this of my dog in my empty room i’m gonna cry

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1 year

@oolongeats oh i will ❤️

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3 years

i think drunk me wanted a dominos last night

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6 years

hahahahaha imagine having savings

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5 years

a modern tragedy

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10 years

Who the fuck is my mystery Valentine ffs http://t.co/NELWLlHeoj

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4 years

love my new bag

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4 years

if anyone feels guilty about their lockdown routines, today is the first day i’ve been awake and fully dressed before 3pm since i moved back from japan 8 months ago, which has shocked both my dogs to the point they think i’m once again leaving them

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5 years

not the blow i needed today but a humbling experience nonetheless

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2 years

omfg

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5 years

apple has done me absolutely dirty

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2 years

dating scene’s going well btw

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4 years

i’ve had 31 unfollowers since last week when i started posting BLM everyday on instagram. a lot of people would be scared here. a lot of people. and i’ll name them

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3 years

automatic 5 stars for my uber driver this afternoon

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2 years

i feel so bad for it please someone help it must be so frightened

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2 years

On my bike ride this morning, saw a delivery robot lost in the woods

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5 years

loooool if my boyfriend said he cba to come see me like that i’d probably stroll off into love island too

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2 years

sent the guy i’m speaking to a picture of my tattoo and

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3 years

me on a first date

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4 years

another tuesday night quietly sobbing to djungelskog reviews

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4 years

imagine successfully going through the relentless stages of applying for celebs go dating only to find 2 out of the 4 men available to you is wayne lineker and curtis pritchard . what sort of sick joke

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2 years

make it rain girl

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7 years

BREAKING: Banksy's identity finally revealed

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2 years

potentially the most bat shit insane thing i did during lockdown was make this horrifying cake for my best friend [unmedicated]

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3 years

@beam_me_up_softboi i need to report a violation

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4 years

a humbling sequence of events

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8 years

Can this erase the last two years of my life

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2 years

my tweets when he hasn’t text me back

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2 years

Sorry but a day out at the football is more fun than a brunch / club etc

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2 years

working in manchester with a team of northerners but you’re from birmingham

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3 years

want your boat, georgie?

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4 years

my most recently discovered fear is leaving my mic on and having sex whilst in a lecture but then i remember you have to be having sex for that to happen

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4 years

if anyone thinks they embarrassed themselves on christmas day just know i got so drunk i opened up compass and wouldn’t sit down until everyone guessed which way north was

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3 years

what sort of sick cruel joke from the universe is your ex coming up as ‘most compatible’ on hinge

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7 years

I’ve accidentally gone to an ancient arabic language lecture and now it’s way too late to leave

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5 years

once i was snapchatting a guy and decided to take my make up off half way through our convo and he opened it and didn’t reply until the next day and asked me if my little cousin stole my phone

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1 year

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3 years

once again i have fallen victim to the shackles of modern technology

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4 years

i’m high and freaking out

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4 years

how it started how it’s going

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3 years

i do not believe that ‘everything happens for a reason’ because why did i swallow a piece of lego when i was fucked

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4 years

@_oliviawrightt_ @nmhrbrts AHAHHA this is getting less & less funny and more genuinely frightening

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4 years

m*n

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5 years

i do not remember watching the simpsons last night after i came home from the pub but apparently my camera roll says quite different

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9 years

http://t.co/asKXlOwxCk

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5 years

guess which hoe got her acceptance letter to study in japan for a year!!! 💖💓💞

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8 years

today a boy asked for my number and I said no so he did a back flip and said 'what about now'

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2 years

another day another man i’d happily hit with my car

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4 years

made a cake for my best friends birthday and it looks like something your kidnapper would bring you on your 5th anniversary in their basement

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7 years

i like a bad boy who's into recycling

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6 years

No no no no no no the window cleaner did NOT just come whilst I was lying naked on the floor and continued to wash the windows while I lay frozen in a pool of self hatred and shame HATE UNI HATE HALLS HATE MY LIFE

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4 years

just read that 70-80% of men will cheat on their partner at some point in their life 🤢 i’m blocking 80% of my boyfriends

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4 years

cba

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3 years

told my sister i had sex with an awful awful man for april fools and this is what she replied

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6 years

wish I could text my dog

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4 years

dream blunt rotation

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5 years

which episode of black mirror is this

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Hi folks, I’m now on Snapchat so you can see more about what I’m doing as your Prime Minister.

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6 years

white boys at uni will cop a set of decks and start walking differently

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2 years

wonder what kind of pie my dad made for dinner

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3 years

any future boyfriends must know i come with at least 9 random men attached in my dm’s who spontaneously gas me up. they will never have me but i will never give them up!

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5 years

once some guy at a party said i could be an acne model and i thought he meant cus of my skin so i hit him

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acne studios fall 2020 was so fucking hot

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9 years

and 5 messages into an enquiry about English literature I seem to have ruined a relationship http://t.co/DsAcQZRlE5

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4 years

can’t believe someone from our hometown’s taken my sisters actual name and created a site selling butt plugs HAHAHA just wish i thought of it myself tbf

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5 years

...he is...a paedophile... you’re documenting a paedophile....not a ‘quirky’ mismatched relationship