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@lleeeew
2 years
Bissouma vs Partey on Sunday, loser takes a lie detector test
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@lleeeew
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@lxstlosty it depends on the context and what your training for, both are equally good it’s just what you want out of it
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@lleeeew
3 years
Trying to see something Who'd you prefer Spurs fans? RT for Conte🇮🇹 Like for Poch🇦🇷
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@lleeeew
2 months
I was so gassed for him look at this shit 😂
@lleeeew
3 years
La Liga most dribbles completed in the last 2 seasons (2019-21) (1). Bryan Gil 122 🥇 (2). Lionel Messi 118 🥈 (3). Luka Modric 117 🥉 We’ve got ourselves a star-boy 🌟 🇪🇸
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@lleeeew
3 years
ndombele’s newborn probably body feinted out the womb and sent the doctor for a hotdog and chips
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@lleeeew
2 years
shall i remind you
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I’m seeing 2nd best CB itl shouts??? Who is HEEE WHO IS HEEEE
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@lleeeew
26 days
Bryan Gil under Ange would be crazy he’d literally crush him into a pile of dust. 300lbs of Australian/Greek bulldog on top of you is a madness
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Which former Tottenham player would you love to see under Ange Postecoglou?
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@lleeeew
2 years
@nikoranos @STU1VENBERG they scrap to the death
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@lleeeew
2 months
@lxstlosty literally what I just said. It depends on what style of training you want to utilise and if you want to increase strength or build muscle. For example power lifters do 5x5 training on bench to increase their strength, but they have shit looking chest compared to a guy doin 3x12
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@lleeeew
7 months
@ibzsmo3k his inner thighs were definitely burning hot
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@lleeeew
2 years
Destiny Udogie and Pedro Porro running down our flanks moves me immensely
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@lleeeew
5 months
@sspencerukk mate I’ve only had two drinks ffs
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@lleeeew
2 months
@LickshotLippy so you can’t speak up against him cause he’ll let you go, ahh now I see
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@lleeeew
4 years
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@lleeeew
3 years
Adama progressing the ball up to 2 of the most clinical finishers in the league? Curtains
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@lleeeew
2 years
@unorthodoxcam_ still got time to delete this
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@lleeeew
9 months
Worst few days of my entire existence. That is your legacy pal
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🇵🇹🤷‍♂️ José Mourinho: "The most ridiculous one? The club who has an empty trophy room, sacks me 2 days before a final." "Tottenham never won. 50 years ago? I don't remember anyway. I'm 2 days before a final and I couldn't do a final." "Now I am in AS Roma after that... different
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@lleeeew
3 years
Gollini at full time when we’ve just been spanked 4-0 by Mourinho in the conference league final
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@lleeeew
3 years
@delstroyer_ @HKane who pissed in your cornflakes brodie
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@lleeeew
3 years
nah this demon joins us and conte next season, we’re cooking
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Happy and proud to sign for @Spursofficial . 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙊𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙎 ! Now, need to be focus on the season with @FCMetz ! 💪🦁 𝙄𝘾𝙄 𝘾’𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙕 ! 📸 @VacommAgency
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@lleeeew
2 months
@xAlfieTHFC Kane would’ve rainbow flicked that ball up and overhead kicked it into the top bin. I know who the real club legend is
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@lleeeew
3 years
I miss Carlos Vinicius
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@lleeeew
7 months
@sspencerukk it’s in my kitchen mate
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@lleeeew
1 year
@CLINT419 not believing this one mate
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@lleeeew
2 years
@Billie_T Arsenal fans on bing trying to find a decent stream is making me laugh
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@lleeeew
2 years
@Billie_T he just realised he was Brazilian
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@lleeeew
7 months
@sspencerukk nah, this is
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@lleeeew
4 years
who’s the first player you think of when you see this kit
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@lleeeew
3 years
Bergwijn with confidence is muad guys a fucking baller
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@lleeeew
1 month
@Iewdawg yeah he said you’re an idiot
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@lleeeew
2 years
@lxstlosty he reminds me of homelander more and more each day
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@lleeeew
4 years
@thfcoscar Our players being underrated will be the key to our success this season
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@lleeeew
1 year
@Iewdawg I’m sure he wonders the same, daily
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@lleeeew
4 years
Sess Skipp Scarlett Tanganga The youth are coming 👑
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@lleeeew
2 years
Spurs have no direction. As a club we react to situations rather than plan for them, it’s so frustrating
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@lleeeew
2 years
hojbjerg is mid let’s face it
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@lleeeew
1 year
@SeanDOlfc and stopping a civil war
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@lleeeew
3 months
Man said
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If I had a piece that big I’d be showing it off too. Must get caught in the chain
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@lleeeew
1 year
Thought this was as good a time as ever to bring this back
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@lleeeew
2 years
@NickWri28670348 mr fun at parties
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@lleeeew
3 years
everyone ripping into Papatici must feel real stupid right now🇮🇹
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@lleeeew
2 years
The Doors are opening. Take a seat guys, the JacoCats Sex Dungeon is here ⏳😈⏳
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@lleeeew
11 months
@HLTCO if history tells us anything it’s that after it involves Tottenham, the rules like to be changed. Darlings Liverpool went crying to the league and they’ll probably oblige
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@lleeeew
3 years
@SpursOfficial ndombele content is calm but ffs SIGN ROMERO
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3 years
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@lleeeew
1 month
@LickshotLippy the government are trying to control outrage, so they purposely with hold certain aspects of this. Basically it’s to stop further unrest but all they are doing is creating it
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@lleeeew
3 years
Kane is fucking unreal how could people not rate him?
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@lleeeew
1 year
Aura
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@lleeeew
2 years
Romero vs Real Madrid Rolls Royce.
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@lleeeew
3 years
@28NdombeIe never take any Arsenal account serious
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@lleeeew
3 years
we’ve scraped a 1-0 against Burnley and my TL is happy? You’re all part of the problem
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@lleeeew
2 months
@MusicConnoisseu Diary of a Badman has just unlocked a memory that was stored away for years ffs. Hopefully they are still on YT I’m about to binge them 😂
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@lleeeew
3 years
@mediocentr0 I also, often wonder. If the sun was to hit your bald head in just the right position, would the glare be enough to set an object on fire
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@lleeeew
4 months
@LickshotLippy it’s not everyday thugging online mate just enjoy the tunes
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@lleeeew
3 months
@sspencerukk imagine being on ket and knocking Wayne Lineker out with a 1mph slap😂
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@lleeeew
2 years
@TheSpursExpress @SkySportsNews bro heard no lloris and rose like the undertaker
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@lleeeew
2 years
Danjuma when Everton asked him to do a medical
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@lleeeew
1 year
levy please
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@lleeeew
8 months
@Billie_T how do you even have the time, the steady hand and 0 thought process to do this. Pretty impressive
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@lleeeew
3 years
@goal I dislike her so much as a person.
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@lleeeew
3 years
@SpursOfficial the person who sacks nuno
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@lleeeew
3 years
a group of 11 men who don’t even know I exist just ruined my whole year
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@lleeeew
4 years
tanguy spam
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@lleeeew
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@lleeeew
5 months
@KarllJamess @jorel_mararubo @ThfcCxl @SimonLester24 this is why eyes > stats every single time. You lot deployed a total terrorist tactic and only managed a measly point
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@lleeeew
2 years
touch & finish, learnt from the best
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Troy Parrott.
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@lleeeew
3 years
people are fully against Adama but rate Aurier
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@lleeeew
3 years
imagine we snatched Dybala last minute I’d name my first son paratici
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@lleeeew
2 years
I backed Conte for the longest time but now I’m realising how shit of a coach he actually is
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@lleeeew
4 years
@thfcrueben @PrimeHakim @ChelseaFC @ChelseaFCinUSA What are these man gonna say after this season when we’ve won silverware
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@lleeeew
3 years
@Wrighty_8 Much did you pay for this account chief
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@lleeeew
3 years
La Liga most dribbles completed in the last 2 seasons (2019-21) (1). Bryan Gil 122 🥇 (2). Lionel Messi 118 🥈 (3). Luka Modric 117 🥉 We’ve got ourselves a star-boy 🌟 🇪🇸
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@lleeeew
1 year
All 3 and I’ll go bald in support
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🚨| It is understood that #Tottenham new focus is on three main CB targets, but Clement Lenglet isn’t one of them, they are: Bayer Leverkusen's Edmond Tapsoba, Wolfsburg's Micky van de Ven, and Tosin Adarabioyo.  @MailSport
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@lleeeew
3 years
@HLTCO When he breaks it he should be regarded as the best striker the Premier league has ever had
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@lleeeew
3 years
thespursweb discovering what the caps lock button is has been the worst thing that’s happened this year
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@lleeeew
2 years
lo celso when asked to perform in a league with better teams
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@lleeeew
3 years
@thespursweb Gollini >>>>
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@lleeeew
3 years
@goal Kane > Lewa
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@lleeeew
3 years
@SamRodon get the pasta out lad we’re winning it all
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@lleeeew
4 years
lamela starting against City is 100% locked in
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@lleeeew
4 years
@guendouzx @FabrizioRomano Fr he’s definitely had a few wanks over him
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@lleeeew
9 months
@Billie_T pissing myself laughing at his tweet for like 20 minutes. He’s either an elite troller or on some sort of spectrum, no in-between
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@lleeeew
3 years
@thfclp__ @FabrizioRomano Massively underfunded*
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@lleeeew
1 year
@StoolFootball what hill will you be dying on? Asking for a mate
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@lleeeew
3 years
fuck it sign him what have we got to lose
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@lleeeew
3 years
@AlasdairGold stop grasping at straws to find positives, we are so bad and in a major crisis.
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@lleeeew
2 years
@nonewthing In short, they’re both mid.
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@lleeeew
3 years
@mediocentr0 I’m sure he’ll be devastated mate
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@lleeeew
2 years
@JacoCats Brother give it a rest
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@lleeeew
1 year
@owenthfc__ @FtblMason whatever happens on GKs night out stays on GKs night out x
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@lleeeew
2 months
@hazlenaught @xAlfieTHFC no mate, I’m stating Kane would’ve finished that 10 times out of 10 and Son clearly missed on purpose, making him a club legend
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