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Noz Ahmed

@NozAhmed

5 years

I am a big, big fan of this level of shithousery.

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

5 years

Jose Mourinho strolls through Chelsea in full Tottenham kit after Premier League return

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2 years

Definitely said something about Spurs getting top four and Arsenal bottling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@HOESPURS

2 years

this is so🤓

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4 years

“I promise it was just a one time thing, Sonny.”

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4 years

I missed this earlier on but seeing it now has made my entire week. Brilliant from Son to dedicate his goal to Aurier’s brother.

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7 years

Oh dear, Harry. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Wayne Hennessey, 32, gets away with doing a Nazi salute while saying he didn’t know much about the Holocaust, the Nazis & the Second World War. But Hamza Choudhury gets charged for tweets he made as a 15 year old... You couldn’t make it up.

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

5 years

BREAKING: The @FA have charged @LCFC 's Hamza Choudhury with misconduct in relation to comments made on social media in 2013 & 2014.

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3 years

Auba when Assna need him most

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5 years

This is what it means.

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4 years

Changing his game for the team so much, he’s been great defensively this season and has worked tirelessly every time he’s put on the shirt. So many of us appreciate your efforts. We’re behind you, @StevenBergwijn . 🇳🇱

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4 years

Seeing this made me a little sad. We often forget footballers are human and they need our full support when they’re not at the top of their game. Timely reminder to not pile in on a player just because they’re out of form. Dele will be back.

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3 years

Will always love you for the moments you’ve given us, @dele_official . The best £5m we will ever spend 🥲🤍

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Sonny protecting his mascot from the rain. Purest soul in the world & I will not be convinced otherwise. 🇰🇷

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5 years

Pochettino taught us to dare, over to Mourinho to teach us to do. New manager. New era. New beginnings. Let’s go.

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5 years

Spurs fans will always have a lot of time for you, @JanVertonghen . You’re loved & respected throughout the entire fanbase. Head up. 👊🏽🇧🇪

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@NozAhmed

5 years

This app remains free to this day btw.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

Erik Lamela is due some proper love. Poch loved him, now Mourinho loves him. Just one of those players who will do anything and everything to win a game of football. You need a player like Lamela in every squad. This isn’t up for discussion.

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4 years

Still can’t believe Benjamin Thomas Davies sent Wan-Bissaka back to Croydon. Been laughing uncontrollably at that third picture for time.

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2 years

Has a player ever won a Golden Boot with 0 penalties? Deeping just how big an achievement it is for Son to win the Golden Boot the way he has. The guy loves Tottenham and willingly signed a 6 year contract when we were in the mud last year. Proper hit the jackpot with him.

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@NozAhmed

2 years

I love you @CutiRomero2 🫶🏽

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3 years

How can a professional footballer playing at an elite level take a corner as bad as this? 🤦🏽‍♂️

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3 years

The only footballer to rile people up by simply banging in goals for a living.

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2 years

Will the real unbeaten team in north London please stand up?

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3 years

St Totteringham’s Day cancelled for the fifth successive year. Taking that Conference League all day long over the utter embarrassment that would be finishing below them this year of all years. Ending this shambolic season with a smile on my face. Thank you, Tottenham.

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2 years

I refuse to believe Djed Spence isn’t ready to play in this team but Emerson Royal is 🥴🥴🥴

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@NozAhmed

3 years

Been thinking about Eriksen all day. Watched him evolve from a young star into a seasoned pro at Spurs. Gave us the best years of his career and some amazing memories along the way. A privilege to see him don the Cockerel. Our number 23. Maestro. Get well soon, @ChrisEriksen8 ! 🙏🏽

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@NozAhmed

2 years

Cancelling St Totteringham’s Day for the sixth successive year, scoring 5 goals away from home and confirming our return to the Champions League on the same day. What a beautiful way to end the season. UP THE SPURS! ⚪️🔵

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3 years

I give up with officials in this country

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3 years

The difference Bentancur makes to this team is incredible. Proper midfield general.

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2 years

SONNY GOLDEN BOOT PICTURES 🤩🤩🤩

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6 years

Liverpool fans spend an entire season forging a fake rivalry with Spurs & laughing at our players getting injured. First we finish above them & then in the Champions League final, a former Spurs player comes off the bench to absolutely end them. Glorious tears. Glorious night.

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2 years

No London derby is a derby without Tottenham being involved. Facts.

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3 years

They want our best player, Nuno told him to stay at home, and then went and beat them anyway. Loving that.

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4 years

Spurs top of the league, Arsenal in 14th and closer to getting relegated than they are catching us. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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2 years

Conte is having Spurs play like this with only two signings. Two. Imagine him with his own team. I’m about to pass out.

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4 years

Scotty Parker. Thank you. 👏🏽

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3 years

When I die I want the Spurs team to lower me to my grave so they can let me down one last time

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7 years

For this alone, Erik Lamela needs a statue outside the new stadium.

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@NozAhmed

2 years

The real corruption is being financially doped with Russian money and buying your way to becoming a big club. You’d be Fulham without Abramovich.

Mod

@CFCMod_

2 years

Right before both goals. Corruption.

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4 years

The Premier League changed their handball rule midway through a season when Tottenham already dropped 2 valuable points against Newcastle because of it, but they won’t let Villa play Spurs with a weaker team because it ruins the ‘integrity’ of the league. Got to laugh.

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@NozAhmed

6 years

Interacting like this merely takes a minute or two from someone’s day. Kane replying to a fan whose mental health has quickly plummeted has given that person something to smile about today. A small but great gesture. Class act is our Harry.

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@NozAhmed

5 years

I’m seeing a lot of people moaning about receiving Lynx Africa sets this morning, just think yourself lucky, some people have had to wake up and remember their dad is DT.

MR DT

@MrDtAFC

5 years

I’m seeing a lot of people moaning about receiving Lynx Africa sets this morning, just think yourself lucky, some people have had to wake up and unwrap a Spurs kit for Xmas.

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5 years

Happy birthday boss. Miss you everyday.

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6 years

Simply phenomenal! 🇰🇷🇰🇷

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3 years

After the crap he got after playing 5 minutes in this league, everyone better give Kulusevski his flowers today

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2 years

Justice for Moussa Sissoko!

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4 years

So happy for Poch. He deserves this and more.

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3 years

Huge credit to Anthony Taylor, the medical staff and doctors all involved who quickly acted. Miracle workers. Gave Eriksen the best chance to survive. My God, I am so so happy to hear confirmed news that he is in a stable condition now. Rest up champ, @ChrisEriksen8 🤍

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Poch: Okay Erik, I’m bringing you on. Remember, it’s a Champions League QF. No silly challenges. The score is 1-1 so I just want you to help us control the ball more in midfield & see us through the final 20 mins. Lamela, 7.5 seconds after coming on:

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5 years

A story told in three pictures:

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@NozAhmed

4 years

What a fanbase. What a signing. What a day.

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@NozAhmed

5 years

You promised us in 2014, “we will give everything to make you proud of this football club again.” You have done that & so much more. I will be forever grateful to you for giving me some of the best moments I will ever have as a Spurs fan. Thank you, Mauricio. 🇦🇷

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4 years

Son when Kane collects the ball deep:

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4 years

Fourth season in a row above Arsenal. The new normal. 🤫

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2 years

Chelsea exist just to be a nuisance to Tottenham.

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5 years

These two. Priceless. Would run through brick walls for our club. You can’t teach that. You either have it or you don’t.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

The real magic of the cup is when Moussa Sissoko smashes the ball through someone’s bedroom window tomorrow night in an attempt in clearing the ball.

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Definitely was fun. Thanks for coming. Cunt.

Kyle Walker

@kylewalker2

5 years

This will be fun

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2 years

Son stole the show but how good was Lloris? We’re going to struggle to replace him. His longevity as well as his ability. Appreciate the man while he’s still here.

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@NozAhmed

2 years

All jokes aside, the stress this club can put a person through in a 10 minute period alone should actually be illegal

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@NozAhmed

3 years

Lucas Moura has an immense attitude. Scored a hat-trick in the CL semi-finals, harshly dropped for the final, then he was in the team for long periods under Mourinho, then dropped, now back in. Just works hard, supports his team mates, and gets on with it. Pure good vibes.

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@NozAhmed

3 years

But they pressed City for 30 minutes

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5 years

Can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. Imagine Mourinho giving the talk before a cup final.

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6 years

If Spurs win today: “Pochettino is amazing. Can you imagine what he could do with the resources he’d have available at Manchester United?” If Spurs lose today: “Pochettino has brought this team as far as he can. He needs to leave if he wants to win trophies.” Nailed on.

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5 years

One of the most atheistically pleasing strikes you’ll see this season. This reverse angle is a beauty.

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@NozAhmed

3 years

Arsenal when it’s time to play bottom of the league Norwich and Leeds’ kids: 👺👺 Arsenal when it’s time to play Tottenham on prime time TV at the Lane: 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

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@NozAhmed

5 years

“Right, it’s time to turn you back into the bastard you were a few seasons ago.”

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@NozAhmed

2 years

Champions League nights next season wouldn’t have been possible without his five minutes of madness at Leicester. Best wishes, @StevenBergwijn . 👏🏽🇳🇱

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5 years

Iconic.

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2 years

Eric Dier and Ben Davies deserve credit for their reliability and the consistency they’ve shown in their performances this season. Almost flawless since Conte arrived. Unsung heroes.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

Seven years later. Times Square. Tottenham Hotspur are a gargantuan footballing institution. #BaleIsBack

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Best thing you’ll see today.

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2 years

I’ve accidentally elbowed a child and tripped over an elderly man. Voice is absolutely gone. How do we sound on TV?

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5 years

Arsenal highlights, 2018/19 season: - Being above Spurs for 72 hours in December - Being above Spurs for 48 hours in April They’ve got their Arsenal back 🤪

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4 years

Nice seeing Poch back on my screen.

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5 years

In 5 years Pochettino has changed the footballing culture at Spurs - taken us to places we couldn’t have imagined, involved in games we couldn’t have fathomed, and competing on the biggest stages in football. This man deserves the signings he wants. Back the movement. #BackPoch

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Don’t let City winning the title distract you from the fact that Arsenal fans celebrated going above Spurs for a total of 72 hours this season, said we’re ‘back in the shadow’, only to end up finishing below us again despite our 75 injuries this season & 13 losses in the league.

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4 years

FUCK OFF BACK TO WOOLWICH YOU COCKY BASTARDS, NORTH LONDON IS OURS!!! 🤫🤫🤫

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Can we just talk about Tanganga for a minute? He’s come into the first team & the guy looks like he’s been playing at this level for years. Another brilliant display from him again today.

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@NozAhmed

2 years

It is NOT normal how much I love Kulusevski this soon into his Spurs career. MY GINGER.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

This is a free-kick to Newcastle according to a Premier League official. The most followed and watched football league in the world and they can’t get basic decisions like this correct. Might as well pack it all in.

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5 years

This time last week Justin Edinburgh was having the time of his life in Madrid. Proper Spurs. Life really is too short.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

Erik Lamela may be frustrating but he’s had so many problems with injuries since he joined which haven’t helped. Whenever he plays, he gives nothing less than 100%. I can’t remember one game where he’s looked half arsed. And for that, I have all the time in the world for him.

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Aubameyang celebrated by jumping into the crowd when he equalised against Bournemouth. Kane equalised against Brighton & ran back to the centre circle while pumping up the Spurs fans so we could get another to win. That’s the difference between a proper striker & a donkey.

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4 years

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen anyone on here seriously criticise Harry Kane purely based on his footballing ability. They only know how to laugh at his speech impediment at every opportunity. And then these same people bang on about mental health issues. Hypocrites. 🥱

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@NozAhmed

3 years

Leicester City are a properly run club in every department from the boardroom to the pitch. Envious seeing them celebrate the cup win. They deserve it. Just wish we can experience the same with Spurs one day soon. 🥲

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@NozAhmed

3 years

He’s Tottenham, you know 🇦🇷

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@NozAhmed

5 years

Another year of no West Brom in the Premier League is a victory for humanity.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

I was looking forward to this season so much. I used to look forward to every Tottenham game. Just feel so disconnected and unbothered by it all at this point. #THFC

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@NozAhmed

4 years

Harry Kane - 141 👏🏽

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

4 years

Games taken to reach 100 career goals: Haaland - 146 Mbappe - 180 Messi - 210 Ibrahimovic - 245 Ronaldo - 301

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2 years

We should never play another game without Kulusevski

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5 years

💔💔💔

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3 years

Grabbing the ball at 2-2, taking it back to the halfway line to grab a winner, and not celebrating a draw unlike a certain other club does 👀

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@SpursOfficial

3 years

Football 'ey. 😅

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4 years

I just want Gareth Bale to be here next season. It will be an actual crime for Bale not to witness a packed out WHL singing his name again while he’s kicking a ball about with Kane and Son.

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2 years

Some of those challenges from Villa players yesterday seemed personal. Doherty will be out for months but Kulu and Kane fortunate to come out of it unscathed. Dirty, dirty tactics, and for what? Still finishing mid table regardless.

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@NozAhmed

4 years

I wonder how many times Lallana looked before he strangled an U17s Spurs player?

Football Daily

@footballdaily

4 years

🗣 "Harry's looked at me twice, if you've played the game you know he's bought the foul, people will say its clever" Adam Lallana speaking about Harry Kane's penalty incident from last week