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Rabid Gump & Joyless Murderball Enjoyer | Angry Browns Fan | Motorsports Stan | Terminally Online™️

Birmingham, AL
Joined March 2021
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@livingonablair
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If Jahvon Quinerly has one million fans, I am one of them If JQ has ten fans, I am one of them. If JQ has only one fan, it is me. If JQ has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth. If world is against the JQ, I am against the world.
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Man I truly can not overstate how much I hate the Tennessee volunteers
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I'm just so glad my coach got the analytics autism and not the politics autism
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In an interview with Campus Reform, @coachbrucepearl said it "blows my mind" that some LGBTQ people support Hamas, who would have them "killed." “If you are gay, and you are in certain parts of areas controlled by Hamas in Gaza...you’re going to be killed. That’s not allowed."
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Excited to watch Bill Walton confuse his co-commentator for the next two and a half hours.
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This dude was a Pike at Alabama from 2014-2020
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Kirby Smart has officially announced that Carson Beck will be Georgia's starting QB this season
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I know football is a violent sport. I know that guys know what they’re signing up for by playing. But Jesus man I’m getting really overwhelmed by the amount of life-changing injuries I’ve seen over the last few years. Pray to God that Paris Jones is alright.
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@DGiddensBurner not even remotely
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How we went from perfection to sterile across the entire league will always infuriate me. Minimalism in sports blows.
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stop normalizing the simplistic & minimalist logos they are garbage compared to the designs from 10+ years ago
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@rolltidepawl76 @FourVerts Nightmare blunt rotation
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I am a: •Miller Maniac •Quinerly Queen •Bediako Backer •Clowney Cuz •Sears Stan •Gurley Girlie •Pringle Proponent •Bradley Bae •Burnett Buff •Griffen Groupie •Welch Wonderer But above all else… I’m a 𝕿𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖓
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@kissmyass675 @smclaughlin93 Supercars is a great series. One of the best. IndyCar is THE best.
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Brian Robinson isn’t the only Washington Commander putting up Pro-Bowl stats this season…
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Commander is on administrative leave with pay and benefits
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Ryan continuing to show why he’s just about the only reliable source in the state with regard to this case. But unless it’s something negative about the school the national media won’t report on it. We appreciate you, dude.
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It's been a long and weird day with a lot to think about, so here are my thoughts before I sleep for 12 hours.
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@dedrick_jackson @BB030380 @AuburnMemes @Swdkd10 @PabloEscoburner yeah i don't think dude thought that one through at all...
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I’m a Norse fiend for this loser tonight
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@dddrop_the_lace Metro Nashville PD looks like Seal Team Six compared to Uvalde. What a shit world we live in.
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@PabloEscoburner Umps want baseball to die so bad
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A long, wild, infuriating ride that ends in the least shocking outcome possible. Highly suggest reading how messed up our country's judicial system is.
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Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said “I can’t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...
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JUST WATCHED THE ENDING IF THE TIDE BASEBALL GAME ON MY PHONE WITH ALEX REESE THIS IS ELECTRIC
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@n62491041 Funny enough I'm not. I truly do believe Nate is on the spectrum.
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@PabloEscoburner The one in Huntsville is actually the A-12 Oxcart 🤓 (I do the exact same thing. It’s an SR-71 to me)
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@ctsykes13 Christian, there’s simply no way this is true. The Family™️ on the bird app told me that free throw count decided games
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"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" sobs man who spends every waking second of his life campaigning for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
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"Government is supposed to help us and our families, not prevent my son and his wife from having their first child or my grandchild." - Auburn Head Coach Bruce Pearl on the battle to protect IVF in the state of Alabama. @StevenPearl22 @coachbrucepearl
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@bowden11__ @conway__vinny Also an attorney. Grew up in Kentucky. Must be just as backwoods and archaic given it also requires intent to be an accessory lmao
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@BrotherBarnett People getting pissed off have absolutely no idea that the He Gets Us campaign is funded by a Christofascist political organization that has donated millions to anti-LGBT and anti-abortion organizations. Nobody is angry at the message on its face- they’re mad at who’s running it
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I don’t mean to preach but to those of you without a legal background you need to know how absolutely batshit insane this is. The average intelligence level of a juror in Florida is 8th grade. Imagine leaving your life up to 12 8th graders who don’t have to decide unanimously.
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Florida to allow death penalty with 8-4 jury vote instead of unanimously
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I’m about to get swatted so hard aren’t I. Just know I don’t sell real estate in Tuscaloosa
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Prediction: Pablo broke a centuries long rule by getting high on his own supply
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pablo escobarner (blue check)
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Prediction: Auburn will have over 100 yards passing (finally) by halftime.
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@SSN_Alabama My guy is getting cooked in multiple threads.
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@Jimothy2401 @FancyMcLaughlin @Ryde_N_Roll @SkillTreeGaming @TheOmniLiberal @FDsignifier Dude needs to read what he himself typed out again lmao. Police literally have zero legal duty to protect you.
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I had a Volkswagen Passat that could do this in college
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Tesla Cybertruck tested off-road at Hollister Hill RSVA 🏜️
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Why they got Holly Rowe hitting whippets on the sideline 🤨
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@thecerealboxllc athlete. Real recognize real.
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SHOWTIME IN TUSCALOOSA ✨ @iNickPringle | @AlabamaMBB
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As a day 1 Donta Hall stan these always get me so hype. Someone needs to ship me an AS Monaco jersey
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October 18 | 7 CT | Boutwell 🐘🏀
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Harvard Federalist Society
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Our board is excited for the year ahead!
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@HoopsOnlyGump Gonna need someone to summarize his “column” because I’m sure as hell not giving that shit anymore clicks
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Somebody please dear god get Gio Reyna some crutches
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We just sterilized a man, I fear 😬 #usmnt
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Watching the dumbest person you know from high school post a multi-story rant about how the US shouldn’t be doing anything to stop the spread of Chinese and Russian territorial gain. Unreal.
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@heylittlemillie @JournoRyan You don’t give a shit about justice lmao. Lying to yourself only hurts you.
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All time fumbled bag not naming Maria as the bachelorette tbh #thebachelor
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Your honor, I would like the record to reflect that I’ve always been a Jalen Milroe truther
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@FredSmith914 Ferrucci is trash. I have found myself pulling for him to lose more than pulling for O’Ward or Newgarden to win and for me that’s saying a LOT
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@TuscaloosaHoops @BurnerLJohnson If we are being completely honest, we wouldn’t get it
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@DrunkCoachGrant Dawg click the quote tweets for extra content
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@MyTakes101 Pringle is the most freakishly athletic dude I’ve seen in a Tide uniform in YEARS. Everyone I know loves him
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YOU WHAAAAAAAT?????
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Coming 2024: NHL 🤝 Fanatics A new on-ice uniform partner across the NHL starting 2024-25. 😎
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People who have followed the Piston Cup since he won it back in '05 won't be a bit surprised by this one...
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court documents have revealed shocking images of Chick Hicks at the capitol on January 6th
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@nifty_fifty_two @Dalton_Kellett As someone who has struggled with their religion for a good while now, this perspective really helped me. Thanks for that.
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@BunkiePerkins @SickosCBB I literally saw him at Otey’s last night
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@natakin @tide_enjoyer Nothing funnier than when guys try to pull the “I’m so smart” card after being called out
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@ctsykes13 I want to make sure these dudes aren't employed by monday
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It's so obvious watching Minkah line his knee up for the hit. I can't remember ever being such a big fan of someone in college but absolutely despising them in the pros quite like Minkah Fitzpatrick. Fuckin shame.
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Nick Chubb injury Browns vs Steelers #MNF #chubbinators
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Just absolutely bodied my first oral argument on a Motion to Dismiss. I don’t mean to brag but my life is pretty much Suits.
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This country is beyond cooked, man. It’s already charred.
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“Hi everybody,” Feinstein says as she makes her return to the Senate
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@Daydream2984819 @FroTrades @bjlinds99 @JuddLegum Lawyer here - the threat of enforcement of a *STATUTE* can be ruled on by the Supreme Court. That’s the holding of SBA List v. Driehaus. That is not even remotely the same as a hypothetical situation related to someone’s personal opinion on how to conduct a non-existent business
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I need Taylor Swift to come out in support of public transportation, student loan forgiveness, and the Alabama NIL collective…
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Comically bad.
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Alabama has made just 20 of its last 103 attempts from beyond the arc over the past four games.
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@dddrop_the_lace The devil’s lettuce in Jurdn Hair is a sign of the end of times. We wouldn’t understand, Lacey!
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@BrotherBarnett @LyndenBlake Horrible accident when he was a kid. He’s running and diving on prosthetics here. Not kidding.
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@NHooper19 Having J.D. and all your degrees in your bio is craaaaaaaaazy lame
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@PabloEscoburner I am dead inside
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@SSN_Alabama Growing up in Lexington I’m having the exact feeling about Rich Scangarello as I have had about BoB for the last 3 seasons. Insane how much I can’t stand OCs now.
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@dddrop_the_lace I’m hearing they were not able to extend their impressive SEC tournament run. Are you able to confirm?
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MARCUS ERICSSON WITH AN ALL-TIME LOSER INTERVIEW SHEEEESH
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@HarperNation24 Today I learned the strip is on campus. Man I can’t believe I spent 4 years in Tuscaloosa and had no idea
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@bentateee @rolltidepawl76 @MusicU_Ent @AlabamaMBB It sucks regardless, but from what I heard he had a trusted person in his ear telling him to dip. We could've figured NIL out for him - Kentucky did with Tshiebwe
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Terrion continued: “He’s got shades of Hunter Renfro in him. A bit like Wes Welker. A modern-day Fred Biletnikoff, if you will.”
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Terrion Arnold to @NextRoundLive on Ladd McConkey: "He's one of those guys, almost, I feel like, when you look at him, he kind of reminds me of like a more athletic version of a Slade Bolden. He kind of resembles Julian Edelman. So when you go down there, you're like, pfft, 'Look
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@JournoRyan Saddest part is knowing there will never be any restitution. Even if he’s cleared his entire future is cooked. It makes me beyond sad.
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@maniacalmahn It’s hilarious seeing those who didn’t take out student loans say “shouldn’t have gone to college!!! 🤓” Beyond that, these people have zero idea how predatory financial aid offices are in explaining this all. It’s really pathetic, and again makes me say WE ARE COOOOOOOOOKED
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My favorite thing about the coverage of these protests is that all major media is like: they're occupying our campuses and starting a war! and then social media is nothing but peaceful students and faculty getting absolutely beat to hell by the police.
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I will never forgive David Benioff and DB Weiss
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remember when ed sheeran randomly showed up on game of thrones and started singing😭😭😭😭😭😭 what was going on back then
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@pfowler80 @_ethanlowrey_ @CBKReport WKU has a shockingly strong program all-time. UConn is a top 5 (top 7 at WORST) tho so this list is mid af.
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Checking Zillow daily is going to cause me to be admitted into an asylum. The housing market is so trash right now
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Final verdict on Barbenheimer: Oppenheimer: must see. Stunning and harrowing. Just go to a theatre with those comfy recliner chairs because I’m sore from sitting so long in shitty seats. Barbie: must see. Probably the most fun movie I’ve ever seen. Surpassed the hype.
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I can't even begin to describe the monumental disappointment I'm feeling. F1 fought tooth and nail with bullshit drama to break into the US market, and hasn't done a single thing right since cracking it. It was fun while it lasted. Back to obscurity.
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BREAKING: #F1 has REJECTED Andretti-Cadillac's bid to join the grid in 2025 or 2026. However, "We would look differently on an application for the entry of a team into the 2028 Championship with a GM power unit, either as a GM works team or as a GM customer team."
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As a lifelong Fairleigh Dickinson fan this is truly the greatest moment for the [checks notes] Knights program.
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I would ride with Gio off a cliff before I would ever ride with Berhalter so
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b*rhalter still hasn’t spoken to gio and is instead working hard to recruit lucho acosta who he could try and use to replace gio..
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@indy44 How can you not love Scotty Mac?
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LYRICALLY I'M MARIO ANDRETTI ON THE MOMO. LUDICROUSLY SPEEDY AND INFECTIOUS WITH THE SLOW-MO.
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SOME name recognition? 🙄 Quick, someone make a list of all the pop culture references where the name “Andretti” is used as synonymous with speed.
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Christian Laettner ass mf.
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Draymond STOMPED on Sabonis 😳😳😳
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@BrakeHardBlog Really starting to put me off of F1 tbh. Combined with the most miserably boring season ever. Wish IndyCar would capitalize but we know they won’t lol
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You spend an entire semester of law school learning about intent and how it's pivotal in charging someone with a crime. You spend another semester learning about criminal procedure. Only to be told you're wrong by armchair attorneys on the bird app.
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Most good attorneys I know would rather get disbarred than practice with this kind of guy
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kyle o’hehir
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HOW TO HIRE GOOD ATTORNEYS "Your partner hired me, he has to fire me, not you!." i handed my phone to my partner over the pizza we were having for lunch "Joe, fire this piece of shit for me" first casualty of many here's my process for finding lawyers who don't suck 👇🧵
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@infamousdads @PabloEscoburner @JohnCohenAD @Jumpman23 @BoeingAirplanes I’m a proud bama grad and would buy those pretty quickly tbh
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@thecerealboxllc @HailStateMBK Throwing this on at the pregame tonight #CerealBoxSupremacy
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@FredSmith914 Backup quarterback shit without the risk of long term brain damage
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@ZVR09 @dddrop_the_lace Zach you need to loosen your tie. Not much oxygen reaching your brain…
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Ban these clowns from UA Athletics events @Greg_Byrne
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So an update: looks like they are actually Alabama “fans”. This is them at football games I’m pretty sure. With their outfits it should be easy to identify them. If anyone knows them or knows of them lmk.
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