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Your Vagesty

@little_nikki

3 years

My best work yet.

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@little_nikki

3 years

The [your star sign] urge to [predictive text]

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@little_nikki

2 months

@Guiness_Pig Tell him Bye-arrhea isn't though

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@little_nikki

3 years

I feel like maybe I should paint Atlanta on fire in the background.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Ignore how bad the guns are and enjoy my first draft of ✨A Goose Doing Violence✨. The pose was inspired by a photo I saw of a Lebanese dude firing two ak-47s into the air to celebrate.

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@little_nikki

3 years

The Sagittarius urge to do it Accurate.

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@little_nikki

4 years

@TheYelitsa @RootsDolls This is legitimately one of the most beautiful dolls I've seen.

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@little_nikki

5 years

@AITA_reddit Definitely NTA. I'd be pissed too if all I had to wear were dirty clothes and underwear. Sounds like he wasn't planning on actually leaving the room at all.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Why the fuck would I hand over my hard work to give my husband a job? I'd give him a job, but he sure as fuck wouldn't be taking mine.

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3 years

Ladies, If you own a company and your husband is out of job would you step down from your position as the CEO for your husband to take over?

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@little_nikki

3 years

Oh yeah Jesus, come for me.

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@little_nikki

3 years

WHY are there so few good paranormal and true crime podcasts? Fuuuuuuuuck. I don't want bullshit chats between two people, or a half-assed skim of a story. I want in-depth shit. So far only Lore, Someone Knows Something, and The Fall Line are the only good ones I've found.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I'm going to start replying to unsolicited dick pictures with a photo of a fucking butcher's knife. Like how many times does it need saying?IDGAF if you like me or think I'm cute or whatever, that's not my problem. Keep your pp in your pants unless I say I want to see it.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Almost every man I've dated, and probably 70% of dudes I've hooked up with have worn classic Old Spice. That's fine, except my brain has Old Spice associated with sex, so now when my coworker's old ass grandpas come in to get their hair cut, I get some very confusing feelings.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I found a tagged horseshoe crab on the beach. There's a website to report them so researchers can track their movements and their longevity. They send you a certificate and the option for a pin. I got mine last night. I love it so much.

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@little_nikki

2 years

@AuthorRAEvans She looks great! I just did a similar pink on a 12yo client! Pink hair is in!

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@little_nikki

2 years

Hi friends. I'm just popping in to let y'all know I'm alive. I deleted Twitter and Instagram off of my phone because between everything I'm dealing with, I'm extremely stressed about money/transportation, and in pain like... All the time, so I decided to step away for a bit.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Cishet men: For the love of all that is holy. Either just ask a girl out and accept her answer, or be content being her friend. Do not stalk and fuck with their computer just so you can "get closer" and "impress" her. 9/10 times a woman assumes any man doing something nice for

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@little_nikki

3 years

I fucked it up 😭

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@little_nikki

3 years

Squirrels are just parkour rats

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@little_nikki

3 years

My uncle is shutting his bar/restaurant just outside of Myrtle Beach down because "nobody wants to work". I've seen the photos, he hasn't required masks at all this pandemic, and I guarantee he's not paying more than minimum wage. He can cry me a fucking river.

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@little_nikki

1 year

Y'all, I got approved for a loan completely through Carmax, for an electric car. I'm going to cry right now. I just need to get insurance taken care of, which hopefully after this weekend I'll be able to do.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Guy at the party I'm working: "yeah, so I wanted to learn more about economics, and I read this really great book. The author's name is Ayn Rand, the book is called Atlas Shrugged." 😬😬😬😬😬

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@little_nikki

3 years

I knew when that man told me he was a marine AND a virgin that something was fucking off. Those two are entirely separate circles.

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@little_nikki

2 years

@ozymandias__ The Caillou theme song

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@little_nikki

3 years

Fuck it, I made my own stuffed crust pizza

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@little_nikki

9 days

@angel_0f_deathx OMG 🥵

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@little_nikki

3 years

Listen, I wouldn't call it massive, it was the size of my thumb, don't give him that much credit.

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6 years

A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered

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@little_nikki

4 years

Yeet this motherfucker into the Kraken's mouth.

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@little_nikki

2 years

4.5 hours, numb legs, and intermittent numbness in my hand for this! Hell yeah!

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@little_nikki

3 years

@RickeySmiley Given the fact that literally every man I've known who has referred to himself as a nice guy when complaining about women also had an entitled attitude about how women should behave,I wouldn't consider them nice guys at all. Real nice guys don't act like that, they're just NICE.

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@little_nikki

3 years

@purkis97 @lilock33 @biscoffbabe @mandlecreed Good thing it's not your house 😒

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@little_nikki

2 years

You know what's fucking criminal? Schools refusing to accept cash for students purchasing food from the hot lunch line, forcing parents to have to pay a fee every time they need to refill their kid's account with money so they can eat.

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@little_nikki

4 months

She is 39 years old, has given birth to 2 kids, and looks fucking fantastic. Almost every woman has cellulite, and if you're pointing to her stomach and thinking that's a "belly" or "fat", you're making it excruciatingly evident that you've never seen a woman naked IRL.

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4 months

Scarlett is so mid, bro. #changemymind

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@little_nikki

3 years

10 is vaxxed!

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@little_nikki

3 years

I'm seeing a lot of women insinuating that the women dragged into the mess with us*mcee are somehow at fault for being vulnerable. I'm extremely disappointed that at this point there is still victim blaming. The women involved are from all walks. He manipulated each and every

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@little_nikki

2 years

I just got home from work. I'm building a following at my second job, and my paycheck for this pay period is going to be over $500

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@little_nikki

3 years

Deleting dating apps so I can find someone the old-fashioned way (working at secret government lab and stumbling across a fish man being held captive)

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@little_nikki

3 years

Ya girl is motherfuckin BOOSTED!!!

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@little_nikki

4 years

Omg!!! I am officially licensed in the state of Vermont for cosmetology!!!

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@little_nikki

3 years

I've lost so many followers today, presumably because of all the horny tweets. I warned y'all. I have two modes: sad and aggressively horny. Not sorry.

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@little_nikki

4 years

I just paid off all of my credit cards, back taxes, and final rent from my suite. I'm relieved, but crying. I'd rather be buying a kayak.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Fuck, I'm cute.

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@little_nikki

3 years

So, we agreed to a flexible custody arrangement, and to work the rest out on our own because there's no family court equivalent for non-married couples to split things. The best he can do is take me to civil court to split things. Ex is confused af

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@little_nikki

3 years

11: What IS Victoria's Secret? Me: The clitoris. 11 and friend: What? Who let me become a parent?

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@little_nikki

2 years

Prime example of shitty design. I fucking hate minimalism, because this is the nonsense they come up with.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Please tell me I'm cute. My team is all women so far, thankfully.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Where my runners at? @TERRY_Part_Deux

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@little_nikki

2 years

LMFAO, a good portion of people I know making 6 figures have work schedules that I could describe as a fucking cake walk. Meanwhile, I know multiple people making >50k a year who work two or three jobs, and barely get by. I work with a woman who literally works 7 days a week

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2 years

It broke my brain when I realized most people making 125k/year don't work significantly harder than many people making 25k/year.

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@little_nikki

4 years

Today is the anniversary of my first stint in Twitter jail for telling a homophobe I hoped she'd choke. Just remember if you're a homophobe, transphobe, or misogynist: I hope you fucking choke. 😘

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@little_nikki

8 months

It's my birthday today!!!

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@little_nikki

5 years

@legaladvice_txt @redditships Wait, is that what cilantro tastes like for people who can't eat it? That's bananas.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Fuck it. I'm going to go get a $120 pedicure with the holiday tip my beautiful client gave me last night.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Love you all. I'll come back when I'm not completely drowning.

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@little_nikki

2 years

K, bye.

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@little_nikki

2 years

6: I'm 3 inches tall Me: no, you're 3 feet tall. 6: what's 3 inches then? Me: *makes an approximate measurement with my hand* This is 3 inches, though if you ask a man, he'll tell you it's 6.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I just wanna be friends with so many people on here, but I'm so awkward that I ruin it.

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@little_nikki

3 years

This may be my most genius piece yet.

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@little_nikki

2 years

I think I'm going to abandon this account and open a new one.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I just did an identity affirming haircut and my client was so ecstatic afterwards I almost started crying.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Saw this on TikTok.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Yes. That's correct.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Changing things up with this WIP

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@little_nikki

1 year

The only thing I find weird about this car is there's no rear camera. Other that that, it seems good.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I will henceforth use the term 'a little shocko to my taco' when referring something that arouses me. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I'm currently face painting at an event for adults with disabilities, and honestly, this might be more rewarding than any children's event I've ever done.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Finished!

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@little_nikki

2 years

I walked almost 3 miles today in my new Sneakers! Everybody tell me good job.

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@little_nikki

3 years

I would've let her keep hitting that woman.

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3 years

This lady walks in and starts yelling at the employee for making her food wrong, then throws sauce at the employee… so this it what it led to 💀 Bro Lodi has some shitty ppl

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@little_nikki

3 months

I'd keep coming to work and just fucking play games on my phone all day until they fired me.

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3 months

Straight out of “Office Space”

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@little_nikki

2 years

$2 tip on a $200 service 🥲🥲🥲 Who needs gas anyway?

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@little_nikki

3 years

Fellas, if you are currently being a piece of shit or are thinking about being a piece of shit to women, just know that we're busy networking, and sketchy shit ain't gonna fly under the radar anymore. I've gotten many DMs from victims of multiple scumbags in the last two weeks.

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@little_nikki

2 years

@CareBearPaige I don't think your child is going to miss you much.

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@little_nikki

3 years

After nearly 2 years, the CT department of revenue service finally refunded me part of the money they took from my business accounts after deciding I owed them 10k in sales and use tax. I really needed this! 😭

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@little_nikki

3 years

This is a slut positive account.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Ya girl is officially fully vaccinated!

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@little_nikki

3 years

10 has leveled up today, and will, for the next 365 days, be known as 11.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Still not done, but I am OBSESSED with her.

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@little_nikki

3 years

The more aggressively horny I am on the timeline, the less I get randos hitting me up. I kind of love the idea of scaring creepy men away with my libido.

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@little_nikki

2 years

It's been real, but I'm deleting the app now. Peace out.

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@little_nikki

5 years

@__goebel Does this include victims of domestic violence? Do you expect people to work shit out with their abuser? Does this include atheists and people of other religions who don't swear their vows before a deity? This is a bad take on so many levels.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Is it petty to block people bc my feelings are getting hurt bc I'm a bc I'm a little bit sensitive?

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@little_nikki

4 years

I'm fucking sick of this shit. You assholes staying home or voting Stein got us into this shitshow. Y'all are a bunch of poor sports.

#CaliBernication

@brooklynnygirl

4 years

If @JoeBiden gets the nomination I will #DemExit Who will join me?

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@little_nikki

3 years

The growing list of men who ain't shit is becoming extensive y'all.

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@little_nikki

2 years

Not bad for no filter

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@little_nikki

2 years

If a dude blows a really thick load into your mouth and you swallow, call it Throatmeal.

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@little_nikki

2 years

There are just too many people who don't deserve to know me following me here.

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@little_nikki

6 years

Why do some people insist on telling others who are struggling, that it could be worse? And then fucking double down, when you try explain why it makes the person struggling feel worse.

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@little_nikki

5 years

@heyyguido I have to uber regularly late at night. I keep a knife in my bag and my phone in my hand at all times. I've considered getting a taser or pepper spray in addition to the knife.

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@little_nikki

3 years

Men are not okay.

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3 years

'I eat raw liver, testicles and bone marrow and it's transformed my life'

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@little_nikki

3 years

Folks, I know that I've made my big fat titties exactly 1/3 of my personality on here, but liiiiike if every single comment on any given post I make that you reply to is something inappropriately horny, I'm blocking you. Like, settle down. It's the internet.

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@little_nikki

4 years

My aspiration in life is to die while cumming.

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@little_nikki

3 years

'Don't tread on me' read the tire cover on his fully registered Jeep that he, a license bearing driver drove around town while following all traffic laws

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@little_nikki

4 years

FINALLY got results for myself and 5yo are NEGATIVE!!! Yayyyy! 10yo's results haven't posted yet :-/

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@little_nikki

2 years

I had a boy around 10 years old, give me a $20 for a $5 design, refuse change, and not so sneakily stare at my tits while I painted his face tonight. 🤔🤔🤔

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@little_nikki

3 years

He can suck his own dick, Dan, he doesn't need you.

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@joerogan is one of the most genuine & kindest people I’ve ever met. Accusing him of deliberately spreading misinformation is just plain gross. He explores a variety of topics in a genuinely open minded way. If you’re seeking truth, long & diverse conversations are how to get it.

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@little_nikki

2 years

I didn't panic, and stayed very still, everybody say good job! Also, somebody please feed me cheese.

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@little_nikki

4 months

I finally got myself into a mental space good enough to call my attorney back and go over my statement documents. Tell me you're proud of me, because it took pretty much all of the energy I have for everything not work related today.

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