☾⋆。𖦹 °✩ Profile Banner
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩ Profile
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩

@lithiumgardenia

494
Followers
1,358
Following
473
Media
6,071
Statuses

queen of the gas station / sagittarius

Missouri
Joined April 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
2
23
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@messydepressy6 My parents were SO strict with me and I actually went ballistic when I got the tiniest amount of freedom bc of it
8
84
10K
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
4 months
@justky1018 I keep extra satin bonnets, loofahs and toothbrushes in my bathroom for “guests” 🤭
57
26
4K
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
@dxckiii the girl in the black top is SERVINGGG like omg
2
6
2K
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@normalgirl53 wait are we using a vibrator or slashing our wrists with a straight razor, which is it?
6
18
509
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
4 months
1
0
273
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@walterp_tv @LidCobain nah he’s fallin asleep in that bussy
Tweet media one
1
0
175
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
4 months
Tweet media one
2
0
184
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@mischiefanimals the cat after
Tweet media one
0
4
147
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
6 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
4
118
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@aqualuvsuotd comparing this to a blue ringed octopus is crazyyy. I would let the man o'war sting me before I ever tried to catch the octopus
1
0
85
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
@computer_gay they’re poly so it’s def fake 😭😭
3
0
86
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@mischiefanimals no one realizes how fucking metal cats are
0
3
79
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@cinecooke I literally love when my mutuals and random people dm me to talk like what's good
0
5
65
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@hotsaucejuulpod i literally sucked a taser after running to my car through a scary alley
Tweet media one
1
0
59
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@andreavxnessa @TheCatMom @DaphneMPenn Tell the doctor to put in your file your symptoms/concerns and that they refused to do testing/lab work
0
1
58
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@whoreby_parker okay but what about 7
1
0
54
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@MillerMatthew20 @jorge_jst @randomgui220 @SHLURPGOD @AmericanHussy actually, in a large portion of men who restore their foreskin, after some time (months/years) the glans become wet again which greatly increases sensation/pleasure. the head of a penis is a mucous membrane, it’s just been damaged by circumcision
3
1
50
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@cherryredfrgn @ADayJr2 @OTerrifying imagine being proud of animal abuse
1
0
47
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
3 months
@thelaughinstorm are you capable of enjoying anything
0
0
50
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@Rogpod13 @TheAgentNDN I live in SW Missouri, and none of the geese have migrated this year. It's the most bizarre thing seeing geese out in the yard foraging and eating the still-growing vegetation in (basically) January.
0
2
48
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@netflix I’ve used Netflix since DVD’s. My mom has paid for our family account for my sister and me for over 16 years now. We all agreed to cancel as soon as your new policy starts
0
0
45
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@lovedoveclarke oh honey you have no idea what’s coming
2
0
45
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@genmxn 26? I hate to break it to you
0
0
41
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@jessicaramos Doja and Kylie are closer to the lower-class than they are to “the rich”
23
0
39
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@trillestjgoody quit your job?
0
0
43
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@tallowmom this is probably amazing but you literally can't change the pH of your body by consuming alkaline foods/drinks. your stomach has acid to adjust pH. our blood's natural pH is between 7.35 to 7.45 and anything outside of that will make you extremely ill and can cause death
1
0
39
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@dxckiii try this on for size
Tweet media one
1
0
35
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
Tweet media one
1
1
34
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@sliccmic the last two gave me irreversible abandonment issues
1
2
32
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@Tekhyr @Denielle425 I live in poverty and eat a vegan diet. there's literally no cheaper way of eating
1
2
30
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@sharifear_ @jessicaramos do you honestly think imposing extra taxes on Doja Cat’s paltry $8M is going to help anyone? tax the rich-white-multi-billionaires before going after someone like her, who is giving back to society through her music/art which actually has meaning and value
5
0
32
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@LDRCRAVE it's not just a meme anymore
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
2
32
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
6 months
@junker_jo if ppl’s whole bodies are starting to stinks we should look into the root cause of that like. maybe it’s all the toxic shit they’re putting in our food and we’re being exposed to constantly
1
0
31
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@meanunclejack you would've had me in tears
0
0
28
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
0
0
26
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@95understand @kayewhitehead with that parenting style I would worry more about what your own kids are doing and not telling you about
2
1
26
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@marzmisa if you're lucky you might catch me crying while cumming
0
0
5
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@David1Mutai @WowTerrifying okay but the fire started on the other side of the room lol
0
0
25
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@BadVaccineTakes I donate plasma twice a week and they filter my red blood cells for coagulation/clots/fat/etc. before giving them back to me - the filter is empty every time. When will I start seeing fibrous clots?
3
0
25
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
6 months
@rukasstar @parcwood @BuzzingPop only for hairy ass men 😩
0
0
23
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@maigenobx @mattxiv ezekiel 23:20 - “She lusted after her paramours, whose genitals were like the genitals of donkeys and whose ejaculation was like the ejaculation of horses.”
1
0
22
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@SCHIZO_FREQ lukas please go get a rabies vaccine
0
0
20
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@filled_popcorn @erngrntv this is my favorite insult
0
0
19
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@HardAsNailsReal @KingDad42 FEHRNRHRBEH stop 😭
0
0
16
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@Imposter_Edits I see new stories like this every single day and I’ve grown so accustomed to cops murdering innocent ppl that I can hardly even react to it it’s just another mundane part of everyday American life
1
1
19
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@jacksonhinklle Russia has lost over 117,000 troops since the beginning of their attack. Most recent estimates of Ukrainian casualties were between 10-13,000.
42
1
15
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@Qlazarq @omoricat_ @AmericanHussy you lose literally tens of thousands of nerve endings when circumcised. your glans are a mucous membrane and aren’t supposed to be dry and wrinkled. it’s mutilation
3
0
19
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@holisticgrenade @AnitaM86 negative thoughts 💀💀
1
0
16
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
0
0
15
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@damagedprof @Autoutouidiou @DailyLoud the Bajau people have a 50% larger spleen than an average person, which amounts to roughly 10% more red blood cells to carry oxygen around their body
0
0
18
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@MasterWarlord01 you’re actually a horrible person
0
0
16
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@jenny2x4 I have ingested a large amount of amphetamines and need ideas on fun things to do plz n thank u
1
0
17
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@barnyskinner @fesshole what Lana song is this
0
0
16
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@TPP_MD phones should be completely silent in public I can't even handle when someone is talking on their phone in public
2
0
16
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
the day I kicked my ex out after catching him with someone else, almost 4 months ago, was the last day I opened Pokémon Go until today it was one of my favorite things and I played every single day. I was so devastated, I completely lost the ability to enjoy anything
3
0
15
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
I ain’t slept in 2 days and when I finally fall asleep this drunk bitch crashes her car into my apartment 😭?? oh my god girl……..
Tweet media one
3
0
13
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@darrylwho the amount of Ambien and Xanax they have in them purses
0
0
14
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@rarelumiere I was not expecting that to zoom out that far
0
0
14
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
@AnonPear @iamchiomaa_ They can jump so high it’s crazy. I used to catch them as a kid, my mom has pics of me with some.
2
0
14
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@CinamonSluh @Spotify you can't go beast mode if you don't Let The Light In ™️
0
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@IJovonni @keyon you have no life? working 15 hours a day everyday isn’t living. it’s sad
0
0
13
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@Cabeza_de_vaca_ @p8stie Trumpista Cowboys is my new favorite term
0
0
13
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@Cynical_Cyclone @ObamaEraCons when you wake up at 8am but don’t take your meds, then look at the clock and it’s 3pm and you realize you’ve been sitting in the same spot on the floor, zoned out eating sour patch kids for 7 hours
0
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
2
0
12
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@Aztec_Pyramid @lovedoveclarke it went right over your head
0
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
@CinamonSluh @girlllldivision Lana already won the Superbowl
0
1
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@AnuheaNihipali i wish he would suffocate me
1
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@CinamonSluh the way she absolutely ended Overzealous Backs career
0
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@aqualuvsuotd marine animals are just on another level
0
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@generalslug get a UV light and shine it on the glass - I collect uranium glass and it looks like at least 3-4 of those shards are possibly uranium
1
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@ol_scarbrain I've seen ppl put a couple layers of Saran wrap over the bowl and press on it as a makeshift plunger it's either that or the 💩 🔪
2
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@distanceleft @deltaasherhill @HorrorGorl her $40/mo phone isn't the problem. thats also extremely cheap for a phone plan
2
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@kytv He’s literally running a business full time and his restaurant is one of the best places to work in Springfield. He gives sooo much back to the community and directly to his employees. Life happens, he got behind. He doesn’t deserve to be prosecuted/scrutinized for this.
3
0
11
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
7 months
@reina_rose29 wellbutrin prozac and adderall really b hitting
1
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@tyler02020202 Taylor wishes she was Kali Uchis
1
1
6
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
@popeyecubs68 @matthewdmarsden Thank god you vaccinated them, they might not all be adults right now if you hadn’t.
1
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
4 months
@luv4moka first of all you’re incredibly pretty as is the thinner eyebrows look AMAZING and completely changed your face the only other thing i would have suggested would be to take out the lip piercings. they make the center of your face too heavy
0
0
0
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@ValerieJoyce211 @MTFreedomCaucus @robbystarbuck go buy yourself some white strips and stay off twitter
1
0
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
sometimes I have so much rage inside of myself that I can literally feel it. like venom in my mouth
1
0
10
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
1
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
9 months
@Theuspsclerk @Veganella_ "haha pathetic soyboy"
Tweet media one
2
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
8 months
I was getting blood work done and the phlebotomist stuck my finger to take a capillary tube, and I literally squirted blood across the table, over the vitals machine, and up the wall
3
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 months
Tweet media one
0
0
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
1 year
@ItsFleeceKing y'all really are down under
1
0
6
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@sharifear_ @jessicaramos when there are people hoarding over $320 billion, Kylie Jenner’s $1 billion is almost insignificant in comparison.
6
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
5 months
i’m out of jail! @ol_scarbrain okay so no more Bo Burnh*m or threatening to b*te cops
2
1
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
3 months
@GlobeFarrah @Erm42453065 HIV is rising in heterosexual ppl bc they don’t use protection/PReP it’s becoming less common among gay men
0
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@sabiracpm @YTMikeCheck houses in america are super shitty
0
0
7
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
4 months
@sigirides @MattZeitlin cyclists are 100% at fault every time unless they’re on the sidewalk
4
0
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@AxiomOrca @itsdavidramms This doesn’t take into account that only 27% of all crops in the US are consumed by humans, while the other 73% are consumed by farmed animals. Again, the majority of crop deaths can be contributed directly to the meat industry.
1
0
8
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
10 months
@AmiriKing @jakeshieldsajj oh you're gagging on it aren't you
2
0
9
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@wyatt_privilege anyways like 30 seconds later i’m fucking shrieking bc the entire bar slipped up my asshole and my grandma bursts in like WHATS WRONG and I sobbed “I was washing my booty hole with the soap bar and it wENT INSIDE ME”
1
0
7
@lithiumgardenia
☾⋆。𖦹 °✩
2 years
@RealKaristina @zavinunn I mean regardless of them assuming someone’s gender/child bearing capabilities, it IS still important for healthcare providers to know whether there’s a possibility of pregnancy
1
0
7