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@lipsticky3301

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ce n'est pas si grave tu vas bien

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Like are these daisies or something? I think the second one could talk.
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@TheRichFromCali No, Nelson Mandela was a convicted felon.
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@robreiner Clooney is my go to for everything. Like should I get chemo for my colon cancer George? Handsome actor is my only qualification to thrust some one in front of the town square to speak.
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@rickygervais Even if the universe is a nihilist you don’t have to be.
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@TRHLofficial @VP @POTUS Something is wrong with your government when wielders, garbagemen and firefighters are forced to pay for a strangers anthropology degree.
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@StephenKing Should of stuck with the classic rabbit.
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@greg16676935420 This is a lot of writing I didn’t read.
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@deathndhorror Is this the personification of allergies?
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@Ella221809 Well my mom smoked so -9 months old.
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@AlinejadMasih Iranian rappers must be protected at all cost. Do you know how hard it is to rap in Farsi, nothing rhymes, it’s a language with all oranges. Oh and the women’s rights stuff too.
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@mysteriouskat Straw and strong man arguments intermixed, not bad.
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@ohthoughtsquote I’ll tell you when I meet him:)
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@kmele Shaken hands like Hellen Keller reading a erotic novel in braille. Ain’t right, that man is sitting in a shower crying right now.
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@FreckledLiberty He’s lashing out. He needs his trust first. Show him how to ride a bike. Sign him up for little league.
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@stillgray How it should work is you trespass him and call the cops. He is no longer a cop; he is a criminal.
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@ArtCandee Last great political orator. Makes you wish he could run.
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@Lilith_Atheist He’s good. Call someone a retard is one of Aquinas five proofs of god.
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@aubrey448 The DMV is kinda like that.
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@AnnieForTruth I’m not pro Trump but I am pro physics. You’re saying they hired a shooter to wing an ear on a moving head from 147 yards? With no worries of a possible head shot?
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@stillgray I don’t care what side of the argument youre on please keep this cat fight going.
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@robreiner Only land owners had the right to vote until 1828. Then we all know how long we had to wait for the black right to vote and then women, so we are not looking at 250 years of self rule.
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@ShitpostGate The world is round
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@gothspiderbitch Oh my god, I took it all for granted, your right. Carl and Tim should of did 12 buddy cop movies together. That would of been Voltaires best possible worlds. To hell we are in this one.
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@Texas_jeep__guy From North Korea
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@creepydotorg Yeah my mom use to work there!
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@StephenKing Your diet book Thinner saved my life. Happy Birthday Mr. king!
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@Lilith_Atheist I guess he’s now just the second oldest dildo.
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Ants getting raptured.
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Magical video of fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk captured by video artist Diana Lehr.
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@Lilith_Atheist As long as we can keep Halloween I’m cool with it.
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@TRHLofficial I am surprised that he isn’t more scathing when he is being candid. So yeah good take, he does seem more humanized.
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@17thbodhisattva @The_Real_Fly Well two things. He is truly disabled and picking on disabled kids will loose us votes. And third and should of been first it’s wrong and weak to pick on disabled kids.
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@IvankaNews_ I’m not suddenly mad at a person I didn’t care about because how they vote. Voting for who you want is kind of the point. Not demonizing someone for how the vote is very America at its best for me; healthy competition.
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@whysosmug That’s what I’m doing! I’m not even a Democrat. I just like Gus.
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@FINALLEVEL ICE T I think you just added to your Body Count.
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@jk_rowling And a women only secret societies lets call it The Free Mason Jars. Whose with me ladies!?
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Let’s do a new zodiac based on George Orwell’s Animal Farm. Tell me if you are a: Pig: A leader, intelligence, charisma and controlling. Horse: Strongest, hardest-working, naïve and easily manipulated. Dogs: Enforcers the pigs will, zealot. Sheep: Easily manipulated and prone
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@DougWahl1 Fair, let’s agree he’s off limits
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@PhysInHistory You once asked what part of physics blows your mind. The creation of new matter and space blows my mind.
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@blinja916 @TheRichFromCali The question didn’t say anything about Trump. I was referring to when Mandela was president of South Africa. And how that law can be used against a Mandela like figure in the US. My answer and the question has no Trump in it.
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@iamAtheistGirl Let’s not believe in each other together.
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@MarkHamill @mmpadellan I recommend @FANGORIA magazine if you need to replace the New York Times.
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@CNN I get slow NEWS day but this is no NEWS.
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@MSBlitz2022 You forgot Yakov Smirnoff
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@PhysInHistory Because this is it’s mom.
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@JohnCleese Henry VI did an article for the London Times?! Crazy! Did they use a ouji board or something?
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@AMAZlNGNATURE My uncle was the same way
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@StephenKing I don’t know what this means.
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@rickygervais AA meeting?
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@memeslich Yes, put a tax system in next edition. I want to LARP being audited by a troll.
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@RossKneeDeep No reality TV show no Trump.
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@PatOMalley8 @TheRichFromCali Pat, I was answering the question NOT comparing Mandela to Trump. You were just fine to look for clarification. But it’s broadly sad how much we assume due to a guess all the “dog whistling.”
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@billmaher Easy it’s the Coke and Pepsi effect. Same things hate each other the most.
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@OkayBiology @jk_rowling We know female biology. Ovaries are the power house of the cell for instants.
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@PPC4Liberty If this is true. He is in a new age of antisemitic safety. If he had his original tirade now he would have worldwide open support:(
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@StephenKing Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!
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@gothspiderbitch @quoththerav3n_ I yearn to be a duck. They have weird genitalia. Look it up, it will be an all day affair. But yes a glittering David Bowie duck, a Star Duck.
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@ClownWorld_ I Spit on Your Grave is a family classic.
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@s8n Her saying his dads name is also awkward.
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@stats_feed The giant meat grinder
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@jk_rowling Twins mixed up at birth. I smell SITCOM!
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@LastWeekTonight Admitting you are grossly over simplifying does not excuse your over simplifying. Just like admitting you’re going to microwave fish in the break room does not excuse microwaving fish in the break room.
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@Resisting313392 I’m not a citizen so yes.
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@PhysInHistory One moose or a billion moose are still just moose.
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@stats_feed kleenex box’s can double as shoes.
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@SarahTheHaider It was epic when he escaped from Elba and the army sent to stop him ended up joined him.
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@spookiecals @Ella221809 I wouldn’t say womb more like raisiny smoke filled baby waiting room.
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@ThatPodcastGuy1 Not ever Democrat, all of us. Leave that happy, proud dude alone.
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All sides of the aisle. Before we make collective fools of ourselves about Gus Walz enthusiasm know that he is neurodivergent. There is plenty of other fair game out there please leave this guy alone.
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Gus Walz is neurodivergent. He deals with ADHD, anxiety, and a nonverbal learning disorder. Kids and teens like Gus might struggle with controlling their feelings in social situations.
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@Lilith_Atheist To be fair we are punching way down. They are the metaphysical equivalent of flat earthers.
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@DoctorFishbones You’re doing it right. Thats what votings for. Picking what you believe in. Don’t let the Democrat and MAGA bullies get you down. They don’t get they should be working for your vote not yelling at you.
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@JenC222 Well sometimes people lie for attention, that’s what I did and I’m sorry.
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@PhillyMovieNerd Berlin walls
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@PhysInHistory He only slept two hours a night because he slept 10 hours during the day.
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@ask_aubry Helen Keller never even seen Helen Keller.
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@StephenKing It easily happens all the time. It’s this online environment with no social queues, and anonymity that causes this demonizing.
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@raskolkitten That explains all of Russia.
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@CallMeStaceyLee @MTGrepp Keep doing this please. I don’t want Gus to wake up tomorrow with all this crap being said about him, it’s shameful. Especially coming from our side.
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@enrg42 @kmele Because fear is the mind killer.
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@chyuki_kcal A leg, so about 20 pounds
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@worldranking_ Wright brothers?
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@elonmusk Wireless world!
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@rustyrockets Dust of the 1960 Kennedy signs and put them out.
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@AustinAmspoker @TheRichFromCali The question and the answer has no Trump in it. I am not a Trump supporter. I don’t support the hypothetical law for the reason I stated. MLK, Mandela, Gandhi etc were felons. Convicted for political reasons on nonpolitical charges. I want the same laws in South Africa that
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@Lilith_Atheist Saying this is what atheists are like is like saying this is what left handed people are like. Not believing in magic/god/gods is not an all encompassing thought. Religion is an all encompassing thought.
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@StephenKing Stephen it is too early for leg gnawing. Horror is a night time activity. No one watches Pet cemetery with the family during breakfast🥱🧇🍳
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@JenC222 I know! I mean I don’t know.
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@ClownWorld_ My grandma
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On this day 250 years ago Thomas Jefferson was first to say “I did it for the Benjamins.”
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@SuddenlyJon @EricSpracklen Not just leftists us rightist that don’t make fun of a kid with a disability.
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@billmaher If you care about democracy place a write in vote for magic 8 ball. Magic 8 ball has been making hard decisions easy since 1950. #Vote4Magic8Ball
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@FINALLEVEL Soul Train was off the tracks!
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Sigh, we forgot to take off grandpa's Fitbit when we buried him now I get this creepy message everyday. "Grandpa bon Yesterday's FitBit Activity: 0 total steps, 0 floors climbed, 0 calories burned, 6 feet elevation, 0 miles traveled, 0 pulse” Today I got “1.3 miles traveled” 😰
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@Lilith_Atheist Yes, same vetting/stability requirements as straight couples. Also, maybe throuples should be able to adopt:)
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@katyperry I’m just going to get the lyrics and sing it my self
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@TheBabylonBee What’s Hamas’s policy on global warming?
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