I say this with my whole heart; it is an honour to carry on your legacy alongside millions of lives you've changed for the better.
#technobladeneverdies
wilbur: you do realize your landlord has to notify he's entering your place 24 hours beforehand
tommy: R-REALLY?
wilbur: YEAH??
tommy: HOLD ON let me write this down
tommy: "I have rights"
So long Techno... you were one of the first people I started watching when I got into dsmp. You're fuckin brilliant man, made me laugh and watch you turn a situation around because you just thought about it in a different way. Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts.
quackity: hows meeting everyone phil!!
phil: everyone's been so lovely
quackity: not for long
quackity:
phil:
quackity: guys im sorry im like so nervous rn
wilbur: who the fuck is meessa
phil: that's missa
wilbur: who the fuck is that
phil: ... my partner.
wilbur:
wilbur: phiiilllll
wilbur: I didn't know you were bi!
jaiden: the thing is, I love qsmp, it's awesome. it's probably the most fun I've had on any server I've been on. but I'm not meant to be a daily streamer... it's so hard dude idk how people do it
foolish gamers not given enough praise for the fuckin worldbuilding he brings to dsmp like holy cow it makes the server feel like so much more of a real place you can go to and learn about
Realizing dsmp panel will now definitely have Wilbur answering One question about his character's relationship with cQuackity and I think I'm about to vomit
quackity: why don't you come hang out with me tallulah?
wilbur: ............ tallulah I think you have your bedtime soon
quackity: I think she's been speaking too much English recently why doesn't she come with me for to practice her Spanish!
wilbur: SHE SPEAKS FLUENT SPANISH
quackity: im gonna show you guys the beauty of birth
phil: oh my god
quackity: actually side note did you know when I was in grade 8 for some reason my teacher showed his wife giving birth as a biology lesson
fit: as someone who used to be an educator I have many questions
Wilbur: we will sit down and do a wine stream
Quackity: ok [does wine stream]
Quackity: we will sing welcome to the black parade at your concert
Wilbur: ok [does it]
dream to lazar and vikk: hey guys I know you don't care about dsmp lore at all, and I totally understand. anyway can I torture kill and revive you over and over in minecraft roleplay
I know people say quackity's really good at impressions but jack is DEAD ON for the weirdest fucking voices (burger king foot lettuce, marge simpson, etc)
Wilbur finished stream and raided Quackitys Spanish stream.. q excitedly switched to English and said "I am so glad wilbur is back... His notif put a smile on my face. I refreshed my subscription with him for 36 months that's enough for 5 babies to be born"
I know there are way too many new dsmp members wanting to break dream out. but. I allow eryn only cause him incorrectly misinterpreting tommy saying "I miss exile/talking to dream" who cares as a childhood friend but doesn't know the context. it is so excellent
Tommy: can I wear your pants on the car ride back
Quackity:
Tommy: please coz otherwise I'll be wearing my big soggy pants. I don't want to show my balls on stream UNLESS WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS !
Quackity: (checks computer) th-thank you for the 6 gifted
Tommy: WELL THERE YOU GO
phil: chayanne brought her homework
quackity: wow i forgot i gave them homework
quackity: (opens chest)
quackity: WOW EVERYONE TURNED IN THEIR HOMEWORK
Quackity: I got humbled-
Wilbur: YOU GOT HUMBLED? WITH A BIG EGO?
Q: they fed me alcohol at the strip club until I confessed several crimes I was going to commit
Wilbur: this is just like the wine streams
Q, hushed: we don't talk about those.
Wilbur: after it goes dark
quackity tearfully insisting he is too poor and cannot provide for a son vs wilbur being perfectly content with being homeless and easily taking care of his daughter
Me: I think some dsmp characters and their story have come to an end. I don't think they have the ability to commit to a full story anymore and that's ok. I've prepared myself mentally
Me after hearing ctommys gonna get a soft ending soon: ugaaahhh... Uwaaaa.hdhjg..h.......
quackity: see I've only had 2 people touch my hair to cut my hair the first one is my Mexican barber, the second is an American stylist
quackity: see the thing is the stylist was. ummmm hmmmm uhhh how do you say this he was racist
i was humming the juanaflippa song on call and naro gasped and was like YOU WATCHED THE MARIO MOVIE!? and that was how i learned that charlie slimecicle did not in fact compose a whole song for his dead rp egg daughter but did a parody of mario singing about princess peach
unbeleiveble. i hate dsmp. i love it. I want more of it. I want it to end. I want them to understand everything we've observed. I want them to never see the extent of what this fandom's done to monopolize their lives. this is my family. I grew along with strangers I'll never know
[ everyone waiting for him to type the sign]
charlie: I'm just gonna sit here and make them wait
fit: I bet he isn't even typing he's just sitting on that sign
charlie: I'm gonna give it another minute
fit: let him cook
quackity: etoiles is so smart he knows so manby things he's like a walking encyclopedia
me: thats exactly how quackity describes wilbur
quackity: he kind of reminds me of wilbur
Cphil saying "you have to give them space" IS SUCH A. BAD THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO ENDED THEIR OWN LIFE . "Let everyone heal without you" DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF ,
charlie just realized there's a shark head skin on foolish's head and he was like aw fuck. is that why everyone draws you with a shark head. i thought you just liked sharks
side note when jaiden started crying over finding bobby yesterday how did the admin rping as bobby feel. bc if jaiden cried over me as an egg I'd never want to leave her and break her heart ever again
I always think about how jaiden prob finds it surreal the kind of fanart she gets from this fandom. because it's not like she's a stranger to fanart, but since it's Minecraft roleplay it's got a certain insanity to it
quackity: anyway theres tnt under the whole area I might just blow it all up
charlie: are you just a terrorist at this point quackity: no ok let me explain
quackity: I just wanted to have first wedding on the island with someone and
charlie: ok it's about wilbur
wilbur: guys im sorry if I keep fixing my hair, I just finished a gig 3 hours ago and I was dripping with sweat
quackity: I think you shit flowers and sweat like perfume
wilbur: really? give me a sniff
this is just a personal thing I'd like but I think after the egg event is over it would be very wonderful to meet all the egg admins... hear some stories about them maybe even have a Q&A... lets give it up to the stars of the show fr