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3 years
ma bois
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@elonsgirlcock @jesusfreak8888 nah he for sure got it right this dudes tryna save face by lying about it lmao
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@GWAFUTURE @Dexerto It would be worse if they accepted him, showing clear preferential treatment. If metrics are what matters most to twitch, at least this proves that.
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@ChiefOOG93 @nopeify the second line of his post is literally “btw go listen to my music” of course it’s just marketing
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@elonsgirlcock @jesusfreak8888 fair enough, never eaten there so I can’t say but he definitely gives off “trying to get one W out of this” energy
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@AgainstTheLavv @SinghSahaaaab @GlowRa I asked my roommate yesterday if he was seeing anyone, and he responded “Yeah a few girls.” It confused me at first, but to some people, “dating” someone just means that you’re casually goin on dates together, and aren’t exclusive. It’s all about boundaries and expectations.
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@Bunnybargle Hit em with a "u right sucks to suck" then leave. It's very refreshing.
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@CaseyLancaster9 Yeah so don't do that anymore lol
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@IronsFanDan @GWAFUTURE @Dexerto Not sure who you're talking about, twitch CEO only started streaming in december of last year, averages 1.1 streams per week with an average broadcast runtime of 3 hours. I'm pretty sure twitch looks at more than just the view count.
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@filthymtgcasual A favorite of mine
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@bobqinXD If someone dc's on my team right before we lose I plead with the enemy team to hostage the game for as long as possible to guarantee they get leaverbuster
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@Rynnparara @FreeLeagueMemes I mean 4 damage items is probably enough lol. Not getting e evolved kinda sucks but so much mana and cdr with first strike is probably still strong. This reminds me of like season 4 builds when adcs like ashe would get like banshees(the old one), randuins etc as their 5th item
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@DopeSSBM I will 100% laser camp a floaty that takes me to dreamland in ranked. We both in here not trying to have fun.
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@ChrisVoiceman The gameplay at least looks interesting
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@tafokints The doc kids have been playing longer than we were when the doc came out 😭
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1 year
@PleebaSSBM smasher’s that tweets more than 10x a day are the most obvious imo
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3 years
@PGHSmash @PracticalTAS never been more okay with something in my life.
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@UndeadRedhead @TaterTotsHell @rachsyme this movie is almost as old as they are
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@HugS86 @SkoochLoL hugs they want to look fashionable, not like my dad when he was in his twenties.
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3 years
@CedricAPhillips Honestly, the last thing I would want is someone trying to start a conversation with me if I was stuck working the holiday, especially in an airport.
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@ghirapurigears doesn’t draw cards literally unplayable
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@WSOLogan Bro never watched the LCK
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@golgariguy Yes. Magic’s ongoing storylines are pretty meh. But I’ll be damned if someone tries to say that most of the lore in Magic isn’t full of amazing flavor, wonderful side stories and interesting characters.
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@SaffronOlive Ill take strategic planning with upside regardless of what the othet text is 🥲 Plus it situationally being a bounce spell seems really good. I think I would play this without descent.
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@ModeratelyMtg @MabTheQueenMTG Not sure if you've noticed this, but discover let's you put the card into your hand, so it *does* work with counterspells. I just agree with the other person in that tapping out 6 mana in a reactive deck is probably not very good lol.
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11 months
"social media clout goblin who has no idea about game development." so... you?
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I just don't need you replying to every one of my tweets about SV, or Detective Pikachu, or any Pokémon game with the same tired rhetoric, mostly regurgitated from a content creator or social media clout goblin who has no idea about game development.
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@AshleyKang it’s cause valorant players will spend $100 on a new knife every month meanwhile league players get skins for free regularly
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@Pedlarbepedling HUNGRYBOX IN JAIL CHECK TWITTER
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@MTGEMISSARY hope you go out of business.
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@pkmnMusicImages unironically beat Volo with two calm mind vaporeons.
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@SnitchlessCeyn @GWAFUTURE @Dexerto Not even close to the point I was making.
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@falco Syndrome is the objectively correct answer though, unless you've already done it before.
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@wizards_magic Won't this create an even larger discrepancy between drafting online vs in paper, or will you suddenly start offering all of the List cards on arena as well?
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@RiotFGC playing characters i like aesthetically
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@ssbm_zamu @CLG_PewPewU it’s always the best time to get into melee.
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@ghirapurigears I thought it was theorized to turn creatures into vehicles so they could be abused with artifact shenanigans.
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@MooPigRiot @sairaspooks Some people. Some people should just not be allowed on the internet.
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1 year
@JakeSucky gaming out of your parents house is not a flex
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@GlowRa @AgainstTheLavv @SinghSahaaaab Yeah for sure! Both people gotta know what they’re getting into so they don’t get strung along!
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@Warchamp7 @Lpf4198 @n0ned an example is that you can light shield with nana and full shield with popo, which can cause your opponent to mess up l cancel timings because the timing that you hit both shields will be different than normal.
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not my problem + hope ur stuff gets stolen if u really acting so entitled to someone else's time
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Asked the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom and she said “I’ve got enough on my plate can you ask someone else”
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@HouseInNowhere @PokemonGems using the OG gameboy frame in rse is goat status
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@MrMockRock @EcksMommy anyone saying "oh i already knew" is lying out their teeth
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@CherriesJoe hopefully this entices people to use more non-destroying artifact removal. here are my favorites:
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@Kagethewarrior please stop trying to downplay it. if you’re so concerned for his well-being, you should reach out to him yourself. why are you so against people being reprimanded for their actions, bbb is not a victim here.
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@HUN2R they didn’t even answer your question. they claim that they want to create a safe space yet don’t take any action in actually doing so.
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@JosueOfSantana @SpikeFeederAlex If the top card of a Scry 3 is good, you can still scry the next two cards to the bottom, or even reorder the draws as needed. This is Scry 3 then Draw not Scry 1, Scry 1, Scry 1 then Draw. You look at all 3 cards at once.
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@bert_dragon Okay but I would rather have this uncannyness than melees camera which does not do a good job of tracking.
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@G2esports @G2m0NESY “Don’t block me” while knifing your teammate is such a chad move
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@AxoInABucket @WDBTHtGP @CONEY okay fine lol maybe with some practice u could crank on a stick
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@golgariguy i still play darksteel ingot because i can’t cope with losing my permanents.
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@AliceClimbers lance armstrong being the one posting this is pretty ironic though ngl
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1 year
@wholelottatr3y you shouldn’t put alcohol in plastic containers
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@ThrabenU One of WotC’s first instances of ‘not using “The” in the name making it much harder to realize it’s legendary.’
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@ApolloKage i remember this in sm4sh
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@Green_Kirby13 @GoldenGuardians Everyone was thinking it but nobody wanted to say it
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@Phrost_ in the same way UB "ruins immersion" for others, art on creatures that dont actually show the creature isn't evocative for me. i see them mote as collectors pieces, and the normal art being the game piece.
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@Roman_Swansson_ @iamharaldur @Patriots_Carry that’s what we’re trying to change.
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@PhoenixAbat SideBMcGspot my goat wym
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@ElCocinero386 I always saw it as a joke, kinda the inverse of what you said. Nobody else is popping off like him, so as a result people assume he’s keeping secrets. Never thought people actually took that discourse seriously.
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@Allnightdiner2 @PaperPlayerCast @MythicMeebo @MTG_AlphaInvest @lsv When Nexus of Fate was a standard legal card and paper Magic existed, the curled foil was the only version you could get. Judges would require players to proxy them.
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@ForrestFBaby @DopeSSBM it ain't that serious bro
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@saruman_desage @ChiefOOG93 @nopeify I empathize with dream, but he doesn’t have to make a huge deal out of the situation, and it doesn’t help that he is using this to plug his music, making it seem disingenuous
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@Pusi_Puu Can anyone tell me why Beserker's Greaves are still in the game? 35% attack speed + movement speed for 1.1k is insane. It gives as much attack speed as completed legendary items. There's a reason Greaves don't show damage dealt. It would unironically average around 10k every game
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@AzaelOfficial Is this too ambitious?
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@Andersph123 @LSXYZ9 It could be argued that if either of them went for a trade, it could lower their chances of winning, so neither of them did.
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@HugS86 context:
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@boxrZhu @CoiledOver Don’t let it fool you he’s still a dirty b0xx player.
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@vampepe420 @GWAFUTURE @Dexerto Being a brand risk is also a factor, I just didn't bring it up because I doubt Daniel is one.
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@hankgreen @YouTube I would prefer creators don't have the option to run the 30 minute skippable ads every 5 minutes on the podcasts I listen to before bed. If this is going to prevent that, I'm all for it.
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3 years
@yeehawet @M0NST3RMASH Twitter doin us all dirty I almost just did the same shit
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2 years
@NexusMTG I thought you asked what my favorite burn spell is, cause it’s blue.
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@rodneystubbs @wizards_magic Not the question I asked but I woefully disagree.
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@wholelottatr3y just wanna make sure everyone who sees this and tries to emulate know it’s not good for you 🥲
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this isn’t the own you think it is.
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“Why are pronoun options a thing now??? Ugh I hate these ‘woke’ games 😒” Games 22 years ago:
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@geo_sabor @asdfjkliang @zerowondering big titty anime goth girlfriend zero incoming
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@arbitraryarmor @TriskeMTG ikr, “dies to removal” is an age old trope.
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10 months
this is wild coming from the person with the twitter name "puke girl" and the @ vomitex
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3 years
@DaisukeDoi7 @xD1x He didn’t “admit” to many of the allegations, as he talks about. A lot of it was twisted in a way where he can’t just say “No, I did not do that.”
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@HugS86 @n0ned n0ne, the wiser
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@PracticalTAS is up+down=up really the hill they wanna die on. it’s so fundamentally advantageous over a standard stick that it was only a matter of time before some official event organizers caught on / heard the cry’s of players.
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@FOLKLORIANA25_ @isadiiora @pudimwAA @lovejoyvinylz “stans are 16” “why are you on Twitter if you’re 16”
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@ChildrenofAlara One of my favorite RPGs of all time.
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@LSXYZ9 grindr in Korea be wildin
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@IWDominate sorry not sorry
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@hidropjs @SSBMagi It’s as old as Skyrim! At least, well, the first time.
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2 years
imagine thinking I can’t just scribble three lines and calling it my signature.
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@BrianBuchbinder @susanwherley You can't go in life printing your name on any kind of forms, ie banks don't accept it, and also that's how they verify who you are, so cursive is necessary in life.
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@UndeadRedhead @TaterTotsHell @rachsyme they as in the person you’re responding to, who’s profile says they’re 14.
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