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@lilyungdavid

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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@LilNasX lmaooooo W
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@MENAbeauties me in the middle of the war trying to evade the enemy to spit game
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
nyc niggas when spider-man finds a gram on them and hangs them upside down for answers
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@thewarmvoid women will do anything except make the first move bro 😭 is she expecting the blind man that can’t even see her to make it first????
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@futurewwediva01 @netsstan he over 18 weirdo there’s literally no problem stop getting mad at everything for gods sake
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@zvbmnx @TSmitty3000 @PrinceHAK33M i got called pretty once and i felt like a bad bitch smh
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
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2 years
@henrynathanmia @GordonsWord @NicoleConlan it happens in the wild too, animals eat fermented fruit and get drunk sometimes, it happens, relax
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@LilNasX sum cover art i did g 🔥💯💯 u fw it?
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@lilyungdavid
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3 years
@ImKindaFunny901 WHY DAT SHlT SOUND LIKE A GUNSHOT 😭
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@icedoutomnitrix cap cuz this def funny lmao
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@Ryan_teodora13 @JohnJustL @TalkToABoss “bro why you not visibly depressed for my own liking”
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
Thanos when he remembers black widow pulled out a pistol on him
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@thatnonso just like that u ruined the tweet
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@lilyungdavid
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1 year
@AllThatandMoore they make you clean the whole crib and on top of that they make you pay a $250 cleaning fee LMAOO
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@lilyungdavid
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3 years
@acidrrainn @KiddyYusuf @LivingthroughJ @andyzonesix settings > account > following > turn on follow feed
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@gsm8thHokage @briantheruller bro u gon be there in like 8 years 😭
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@2000s_WWE bro was so shook he had his sign upside down
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@noIovingyou @Szagardenpetal @rinaschocolates @CHLORlNA you see how the world does revolve around americans? y’all be obsessed w us 😂
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@lilyungdavid
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3 years
@cowskincondom @MilfordLil dawg dis gotta be the worst death of all time
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@lilyungdavid
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@lilyungdavid
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9 months
@whitest_injera if Germans could’ve recorded the allied bombing of Hamburg and Dresden during WW2 which killed almost 100,000 German civilians, then they would’ve convinced you Hitler & the Nazis were the good guys lol, this doesn’t change anything if you can look past the face value
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@Moonkiller17 @stunnnajay when will women realize that telling random strangers on twitter they get no bitches and or they’re gay will never hurt a soul
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2 years
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@ghxstyear @nojumper they gon put a gun to yo head and tell u to name a song from a person who not even a music artist? 🤦‍♂️😭
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@ImNoPrincess_ @KingLewie252 @iFree_Chilly @NdaNtombela there’s no difference? girl what? you HAVE to pay to to attend kanye’s service, you DONT HAVE to pay to attend a regular church, y’all hate church that much y’all lying on twitter?? 😭😭
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@youknowmetoo_79 @zzzulaaah @paidnretro @TheGoodLife_32 bro he threatening a minor over sum damn ice cream wtf u smokin on 😭
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@lilyungdavid
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1 year
unemployed niggas at 2 am when that amber alert notification hit
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@OvOBrezzzy they used to go hard fr 🔥🔥
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
nyc niggas when they bout to do a drive-by but the hulk catch them and launches they whip across the city
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@shxmxri @goldenscherrys i think grove street
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@LilNasX oh and this gta art too lol
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@SkrigLurain @maest8rmind atheists when they see the word “God” anywhere 😭😭
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@symlmao @zilla_ilxx @Mahedi_97 yeah you’d be horrible to date lmaooo
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@adoseofmars women will say anything instead of just admitting they made a mistake LMAOO
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@nocontextfooty i made a updated one bro
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@lilyungdavid
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3 years
@JoyconINTERN @Ter0me bro broke his phone for a vid
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@noIovingyou @prettyIikeagir1 @rinaschocolates @CHLORlNA good god is every foreign person this annoying?
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
black widow: *pulls out pistol* thanos:
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@uwujavur @souljaguac i can easily tell this girl is a weirdo lmao
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@lilyungdavid
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@ItsSavageZone bet he ain’t touching nobody momma again lol
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@lilyungdavid
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4 months
@freedamind1 @JoxnClark @kirawontmiss @cjsweet567 it’s the “omg we’re sooo funny, we taking nothing serious😂😂😂” culture i feel like this birthed from black twitter, whenever there was something serious going on, everybody would just makes jokes about it on twitter and people would say “omg i love black twitter😂”
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@_lunamarco @PaniniPressPeat just be this man attorney already g
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@AngelInteriano9 @thatkidrudy1 @_mg02_ @uCrioz @Lauyalty @aldocesar414 @varestephany @sophie_swaney @thehill vato don’t care if his fam get deported he jus wanna impress sum white thot on twitter 😭😭
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@lilyungdavid
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@MyPoetryHurts @NAMELESS bro think he kendricks attorney 😭
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@NikoNotWavy they bout to start a fire
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
girls used to always curve me and call me a bum cuz i was broke and still lived w my parents and to this day i still do so here's sum photoshopped pics of me moving into nuketown 💯
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@lilyungdavid
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@Qurandale @DailyLoud u thought we was gonna agree with you? 😭😭
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@__rosay__ @trillajbeats @MENAbeauties since this one of my fav scenes 😂
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@brycetriccard @deadsbirth wtf snapchat gotta do w an apple watch man y’all so strange
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@lilyungdavid
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1 year
@_LmK0 @tunesintern i ain’t lettin that slide dawg that’s both they last day on earth fr 😭
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@OalikaLovesLyn translation: “i wish men didn’t know we talk to multiple men”
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@azkomu @conservmillen right lmao white people swear they know hispanics, obama right 100%
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
nyc niggas when they take a hit off they weed pen and dr strange comes out from thru a portal
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
@Raerae266 @Princesss_Tiaaa @_boushieB @beax0_ @aSmallTownG @virivrl @itstinny_ yup a hit and run during traffic lmfao, what sense that even make
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
so men the ones who gotta shoot the shot, pay for everything, plan everything, etc. y'all useless lmaooo
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I hate a “it’s up to you” ass nigga😂 PLAN US A DATE with yo unromantic ass
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nyc niggas when they bout to do sum illegal shit and there's no sign of any avenger
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@mikeymaas36 @kirawontmiss y’all already played the hell out of the sensitive content joke smh
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@ABMarkThomas1 @iamyesyouareno Mark Thomas threatening to murder a child, nice work there man 👍
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5 years
nyc weed plugs when they bout to make a sale but spider-man webs the bud out they hands
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@lilyungdavid
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@iberblas @hoeglizzy if they been hiding it whole time
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@ExtendoBans u askin 15 year olds
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5 years
nyc thugs when they found spider-mans suit in the trash during those few days he quit
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@lilyungdavid
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4 years
@Quote_me_on_it @CommissionerSy @Rebel_Scum483 @KatyaLexPhi y’all are weird, y’all know VERY WELL giving offerings and tithings are OPTIONAL, no church is charging you a fee to walk in, there’s no comparisons, y’all just simply hate church and want to slander it lmao
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@MatrixMassacre @risboyrock mfs still think middle school shit funny lmaooo
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@imnotdrabe @LAxFLAME u will never see an aux cord handed to you
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@KING_STEVIE_IOU @dope_fights_ “hit my daughters like this they’d end up w the father‼️”
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@lilyungdavid
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1 year
@OvOBrezzzy imagine u da driver and see this video later on twitter ☠️
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@lilyungdavid
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11 months
@NoodleHairCR7 this is why nobody takes y’all serious anymore ☠️
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@lilyungdavid
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@HaggarMohsen @TheNewsTrending bro thinks an explanation would make it better 😂😂
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@lilyungdavid
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@DLuckyhunter @JustCR72212 @Football__Tweet their criteria for who should win ballon d or changes depending on which players are candidates
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
nyc plugs when they finally come home after a whole day of trappin and spider-man standing by their front door
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nyc gangbangers when the punisher outside their crib
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@lilyungdavid
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2 years
@Witthesauce @Moonkiller17 @stunnnajay then all the other girls be spammin the like button lmfaooo shit so cringe
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
big girls lookin thru the club windows after future ain't let them in
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@blickyx_ @TeamCRonaldo he’s trying to cope
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2 years
@FestusGreen @RBiakpara no he is only right, stop expecting random strangers to be obligated to do you a favor, nobody is obligated to do anything, you don’t know these people and what they go through, the world doesn’t revolve around YOU and everything you want. that man is 100% in the right
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nyc niggas when they try to rob a corner store but the avengers show up outta nowhere
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nyc niggas when they find out spider-man left they weed plug hanging upside down for the police
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@_YeoFrankie @louiemartinnnn @sanjubaba93 @Jagged_Mel718 @Kellerthehammer @fucthefeelingss @guilermeleee @LyndoGuapo @ToAsT_JoNeS @WSHHFANS yall saying he ruined it cuz y’all thought everybody was gon agree lmaooo now y’all bout to change y’all minds
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@LilLenz__ @crtfdloverboy @KayCapitalFx @DamnDeShawn losers uniting to ratio someone who rather make money than waste 8 hours a day playing videos games, 2020 WILD
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@lilyungdavid
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@BossBitch_Key extra small = 0 - 3.5 in. small = 3.5 - 4.5 in. medium/average = 4.5 - 5.5 in. above average = 5.5 - 6.0 in. large = 6.0 - 7.0 in. extra large = 7.0 - 8.0 in. abnormally large = 8.0 in+
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5 years
gon do my son like this if i ever find out he cashapping random internet bitches
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nyc niggas when thanos snapped his finger and the girl they was about to smash disappeared
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@DJ_Macc52 @goldbahamian @jvycrb_ why that scream sound like toms 😭
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@kdknets @BerlunoJupiter chicago authorities when he obviously moves on to humans and they can’t find him anymore
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@lilyungdavid
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5 years
when u eat her pussy after the gym before she could shower and that bih extra seasoned
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nyc niggas when they tryna steal a car but iron man pull up wit them shoulder missiles
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