Big Tuck: Whats crackin you already kno who it is. Ya boy Big Tuck, freight train Tuck swag school is now in session ya understand and Iโm the dean of this here. I got this.
Me:
I have an amputee customer on my route that I have to take extra time with because of the disability. He just told me how much my patience means to him while giving me a hug and a card. Now Iโm crying in my truck. Happy holidays.
On days I feel nothing is going right, just the sight of her turns it around. She made me comfortable loving. Made me realize itโs ok to let love in. At my lowest point, she loved me more than I loved myself. Sheโs perfect.
My niece told me she had a surprise for me and when I asked for it she put her hands in the air and said โitโs meโ I say โthatโs the best surprise I ever had. Whatโd you do todayโ she say โI made you happyโ and walked away ๐ญ๐ญ
I just got a watermelon, a pineapple and a box of mangos for $4. I donโt even know what mangos taste like but I ainโt passing up a whole box of nothing for $1.
Yโall let these girls on here convince yโall they love dad bods. First of all, yโall niggas just be out of shape and donโt even have kids; secondly, have you seen how insecure a nigga with a dad bod is when their girl is around a nigga with an athletic physique? And if you
My gal broke her nail. I told her I wasnโt paying for it. She replies โfuck it. Iโm just gon take my wig off in this restaurant since you want me to be a raggedy bitchโ Iโm going home.
I know how twitter is gonna act with this diss track from Kendrick Lamar, so let me say this.
Itโs a cool record and Kendrick can obviously rap at the highest level, loved the beat switches and the flow was nice as well. Solid track. With that being said
That was super light..
When we was in church and they played that song โlate in the midnight hour, Gods gonna turn it aroundโ why yโall ainโt tell me they was talking bout election results in Georgia?
My nephew caught some catfish but said itโs against his religion to eat em. I ainโt ask the religion. I just asked for the fish. I got them shrimp out my crab leg bag.
It was a meme that said โlil caesars good when you donโt got a bitch in ya ear telling you itโs nastyโ I realized I was the bitch in my own ear. When I shut up, that shit slap.
I be on here capping like a hoe. My gal get the best gifts. I cry in the closet every birthday and holiday cuz I ainโt ever get shit this good growing up.