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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

All the times I have been cancelled in mtwt in less than a year — a short but funny thread

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

8 months

mal☆

@maluceh

8 months

potters and their bed head

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1 year

I hate when people call sirius 'siri'. it's so ugly 😭

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jily

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literally them

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

guys, i can't keep lying... each and every one of Harry's children's names sounds so fucking ugly. wdym james sirius, albus severus and lily luna?? they are ugly af

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

AND JILY WON AS THE BEST SHIP

Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

and the winner is...

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

WHY IS THIS FANDOM ALLERGIC TO HAPPINESS?

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

Barty Crouch Jr btw

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

MARAUDERS SHIP BATTLE — a poll thread

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@lilyslittlewife

8 months

Barty would fuck Regulus' grave

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Harry be like ???

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@lilyslittlewife

7 months

this screams barty

Big Dumb Manslut 🦮

@sodomylover

7 months

Thinking about my favorite gif ever

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@lilyslittlewife

8 months

mtwt when you make a canonically insane character insane

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

"xenophilius is a trewlaney!" "pandora is a rosier!" and what if I told you that they were both lovegood by birth?

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@lilyslittlewife

1 month

James about Lily

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

regulus about barty: what a weirdo, i can't believe i'm gonna make out with him dorcas: well... you don't have to regulus: no, i'm gonna

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

Alastor Moody called voldemort 'tommy' to his face

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

1 year

you don't understand, we have gotten 81 NEW jily fanarts at once, thanks to maluceh. she's the president of the jily's republic

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

8 months

don't judge me, but bartylily makes me feel things

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@lilyslittlewife

1 year

wtf is wrong with you???

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@lilyslittlewife

24 days

"why there is so many weirdos in x fandom" bc fandoms are for weirdos. what r YOU doing here if you're not a weirdo????

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

1. i'm leaving wolfstar out of this bc everyone knows they would win

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

THE MATCHING BIRTHMARKS OMG

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

23 days

comparing drarry's enemies to lovers to tomarry's enemies to lovers is hilarious

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@lilyslittlewife

26 days

I don't understand why this fandom is so obsessed with vampire x cowboy wolfstar, when vampire x werewolf wolfstar is just there

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

5 months

what if I say jily

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@galacticidiots

5 months

The intimacy of knowing exactly how to get on someone’s nerves is so special. I know precisely how to annoy you. Because I know you so well.

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@lilyslittlewife

11 months

bella having her hands heavy stained with blood, and narcissa having stained only the tips of her fingers while andromeda's hands are clean

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@lilyslittlewife

2 months

mtwt be like

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@lilyslittlewife

3 months

always the jegulosers at the scene of the crime

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

Barty Crouch Jr

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

"Maybe in "But why not in another universe..." this one?"

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

remus is the most developed character in all the marauders fandom istg

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@lilyslittlewife

11 months

bf 'touch him and you die' x bf 'touch him and you die'

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

this is she/her sirius, a punk in the 70's

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

16 days

you're the one who doesn't understand siblings if you think siblings can't hate each other genuinely

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@twinks4reg

17 days

i find it crazy when people say that sirius would hate regulus for becoming a death eater. sirius knew what it was like to be stuck in that house, he knew that becoming a death eater was his own future. regulus was his baby brother. i feel like yall don’t understand siblings.

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

5 months

JAMES GRABBING LILY'S FACE

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

I can stand incest but i draw the line at jegulus

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

26 days

lo vuelvo a repetir, los fandoms no serían nada sin las mujeres de más de 30/40 años

eli •.

@kuromoran

27 days

las que dicen que leer fanfics a los 30 es mal indicio (🤌🏼) me parecen todas unas pelotudas ustedes de dónde se piensan que salieron los fanfics, cultura del ship y el fandom? la carrearon las amas de casa de los 70s que escribían sobre kirk y spock haciendo chanchadas

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

so close! The black siblings aren't real

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

this tweet is so james and marlene

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@reglmoon

9 months

need someone with this energy to fall in love with me thank u

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

HONEY, HONEY, HOW YOU THRILL ME

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@lilyslittlewife

1 year

people who says that sirius would choose regulus over james, don't get his character. sirius would choose james over everyone, even over remus

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

being a bartylus shipper is hard af bc u go to their tag in ao3 and all of the works are JEGULUS ENDGAME

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

OPINE ABOUT MY OPINIONS

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

28 days

the reason she/her sirius is boring for me is bc most of you use it as a form of activism, when is nothing like that. if you used it to fetishize it, it would be much more entertaining

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

I find it extremely funny that a lot of people here think that people who entered the fandom by atyd are the old fans, when in reality they are the new ones

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

This is 100% true, guys. Didn't you know that being horny is automatically unlocked when you turn 18? Before that, no one is ever horny, it's biologically impossible

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

3 months

tremendas tetazas coded

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@lilyslittlewife

6 months

sirius would never fuck regulus, but because he's ugly, not because he's his brother/cousin

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

3 months

Remus marrying his dead boyfriend's niece and then trying to abandon her while she was pregnant was so pathetic... thank goodness I love pathetic men

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@lilyslittlewife

1 year

as if JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER would ever be with someone out of pity or cheat on their partner

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@lilyslittlewife

5 months

Marlene and Sirius were SO angry at Lily and James because they knew it was super irresponsible

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

anyways, if your sibling isn't your brother AND cousin at the same time don't speak about the black brothers

kay ☆

@R0SEK1LLER

4 months

STOP SPEAKING ON THE BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS IF U DONT HAVE SIBLINGS

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

btw I kept wolfstar out bc everyone know they are the best ship, and I wanted to know the next favorite ship, no bc I don't like them (I love them with all my heart)

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

@arctvros now u have to write it so I can cry in peace

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@lilyslittlewife

8 months

necrophilia? girl, regulus’ corpse is in the bottom of a lake

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@rsy2k

8 months

romantasizing necrophilia while following minors and being moots w them and tweeting this w no tw.. also pqrting oomf with your group of weirdos who is a minor that said they didn't feel comfortable with seeing this on tl .

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Marauders' characters battle — a poll thread

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Incest gate (I regret deleting the tweets almost almost immediately after posting them but I was on my period and feeling silly)

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

guys, if u arent magical and don't go to a magic school don't speak about harry potter

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@R0SEK1LLER

4 months

STOP SPEAKING ON THE BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS IF U DONT HAVE SIBLINGS

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@lilyslittlewife

1 year

James "born Lily "scared as to ride a broom" fuck of flying" Potter Evans

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@lilyslittlewife

1 year

I love the hc that lily would despise flying

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@lilyslittlewife

5 months

James Potter after making out with Lily for the first time

rosey🌹

@thechosenberg

5 months

This is true love btw

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

"we were girls together"

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@lilyslittlewife

3 months

DARLING, GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAIL

Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

guys (gn), im going to log out of this account until I finish exams, don't miss me too much. see you on may 28 😎

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@lilyslittlewife

3 months

so close! welcome back lilypad

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@lilyslittlewife

2 months

the world is healing

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@lilyslittlewife

7 months

hans🦌⭐️ niamh ceo

@remusblcksjp

7 months

addressing accusations against seven @/7erus (thread for u guys xx)

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

2. i'm writing both names and not the ship name so no one gets lost

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@lilyslittlewife

2 months

kreacher*

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@lilyslittlewife

1 month

The best decision I have made since joining mtwt has been stick to the latinas of the fandom and to the tomarrys, given that 1) I'm not latina and 2) I don't ship tomarry

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

8 months

@nscsiriusly like if u see someone percieving them in a way you don't like, just scroll

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

"...we were born to die."

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Saltburn reference (this one caught me by complete surprise tbh)

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Do you know how much it costs to go to the Met Gala? 75000$. Do you know how many Palestinians can be taken out of gaza with that money? 15. Adding that there were about 600 guests, 9000 Palestinians could have been taken out in ONE night. The same night they bombed Rafah, btw.

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

10 months

I see this and I add Sirius with James and Lily

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@bebyebeeh

10 months

people ask James why he keeps hanging out with Remus and Sirius if he always ends up third wheeling and he goes "you call it third wheeling I call it spending quality time with mom and dad"

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

My biggest nightmare is that someone will rape me, kill me and then make my body disappear so my mother will never find peace, but maybe that's just me

Lazzyyyyyy

@em_Lazzy

4 months

Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

hate the shiper not the ship

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@lilyslittlewife

6 months

VERY IMPORTANT REMINDER‼️

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@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Sirius has standards (I was actually expecting this one ngl)

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@lilyslittlewife

10 months

@ladylvpin AND SIRIUS BLACK A COMMUNIST

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

1 year

y'all need to understand that you can like a character who is a bad person. you don't need logical reasons to like a character. I don't like snape, but I love barty and the both of them are bad people. it's not hypocrite

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

Hi, yesterday someone made a tweet calling me out, and after reflecting for a while, I realized that they were right, and that I needed to apologize. So, i'm so sorry for having tremendas tetazas, you can blame genetics

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

my TOP 5 marauders rare pairs and why I think they have potential

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

7 months

The difference between monsterfucking, bestiality, zoophilia and entityfucking – a guide for curious people TW: detailed explanation about various kinks and about zoophilia (no images tho). No one is romanticizing anything btw

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

5 months

James with Lily during their hogwarts years

steph 😌

@stephiecortez

5 months

i have a guy in my dms that periodically checks in to see if im still in a relationship

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@lilyslittlewife

9 months

Barty: I HAVE TO SHOW U SOMETHING *starts sucking his own dick* Regulus:

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

I have never known a fandom as puritanical as this one. "Cheating is problematic" wdym problematic? how? Cheating is the most tame trope you're going to find in any other fandom, and yet y'all are here crying about it

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

MARAUDERS SHIP BATTLE ROUND 2 — a poll thread

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

9 months

3. i tried to compare all of the ships with other similar ship (in popularity, dynamic and/or characters involved) and i'm not comparing jily and jegulus from the beginning bc it's boring atp

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

8 months

Awww esto me trae recuerdos JAJAJAJJSJSJS

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

4 months

"protect the minors" and then you make a fucking call out thread about a 14 year old. tbh that kid just sound annoying, like any kid at 14, but they don't deserve to be exposed this way. It's not that deep

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Lau | little freak

@lilyslittlewife

10 months

harry james potter btw