things I’ve eaten this pride weekend:
• toast
• 4 espresso martini’s
• mushrooms (the fun kind)
• ass
• a pear
• vodka soda x 1 million
• a cup of water
not to brag, but I consistently have been going to the same walk-in clinic for a few years and always booked with the same doctor. Last week he called me and offered to be my family doctor