Don’t claim to be from New Providence if December 1963 is played at an event and you don’t go around telling everyone that Gerry Polci was your middle school band teacher.
My phone won’t stop playing
@megstalter
’s home video of her singing Santa Baby even after I closed out Instagram I think this is the best gift I’ve ever gotten
i’ve been holding on to this one for a while but if trump wins i’ll get breast implants instead of the reduction I so desperately need so that when the civil war breaks out I can use them as weapons of mass destruction
falling asleep and waking up with your partner on facetime is something i never aspire to do like first of all what if your phone explodes due to overheating