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the bitchiest sweetheart you’ll ever meet

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@lieslvanderpump
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I be like “mother” and it’s a bottle of CeraVe
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crazy to think about how my dad broke 18 years of sobriety at the god damn chromatica ball
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wait
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we were so moderately happy back then.
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One year ago, ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ season 2 premiered.
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@lieslvanderpump
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i love facebook marketplace
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@nessunto and now they’re all nowhere to be found like 😭
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@Rachel_Sennott same energy
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it’s giving pregnant at senior prom
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Lea Michele attends The 2024 Met Gala.
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@lieslvanderpump
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love her
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seated.
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she always looks like she just donated blood
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Alexandra Daddario at #MetGala
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@chimp__simp just gained a follower thank you beautiful jackie
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@lieslvanderpump
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@makeupbyshaniah they keep recycling the same kohl’s circa 2005 blouses and expect us not to notice
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@lieslvanderpump
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One taught me love. One taught me patience. And one taught me pain.
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@Cody_Wimmer doesn’t miss piggy have a restraining order out on michelle?
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@lieslvanderpump
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how can i make this earthquake about me and my giant breasts
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he’s straight (i think) mind you.
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the strike may be over but the girl remains
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@lieslvanderpump
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i’m 26 and i’m on fire or whatever Lorde said
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pretty girls should be dismissed from work as soon as temperatures rise above 65
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just saw my reflection in a snow-covered hill it’s over.
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we wake up in the morning and get ourselves a gun.
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@lieslvanderpump
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my grandma in the middle of church:
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I’ll go to town on some fruit mentos idc
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@kingbealestreet finally giving Tina a taste of her own medicine.
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I feel like Kelly Clarkson would do a great job running this country. She already kinda is..
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gm
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i know the post button hate to see her coming
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@chimp__simp no credit
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@soapyhadid girl the strike
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hbo max if i was your mother
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haircut booked for tuesday
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@lieslvanderpump
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i’m not gay but the sopranos is such a good show
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@lieslvanderpump
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left my phone charger at work it’s over.
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@lieslvanderpump
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and thank god for that!
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i really am so pretty.
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@lieslvanderpump
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Don’t claim to be from New Providence if December 1963 is played at an event and you don’t go around telling everyone that Gerry Polci was your middle school band teacher.
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this is the worst 9/11 ever
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@lieslvanderpump
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still giggling at this
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@lieslvanderpump
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
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@lieslvanderpump
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how’d I do
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walking out of challengers like
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Without Googling, Can you name a Famous "Bob"?
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@radishcarton SAME i literally never leave home without it
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@lieslvanderpump
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we are children.
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Those of you born in 1990-1999 please can you briefly tell us why you're not married yet???
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@lieslvanderpump
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the fact that i had to console this 17 year old girl after she hit MY car this morning
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@lieslvanderpump
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LAKDKANDKANDNS
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@lieslvanderpump
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ready to sing my little heart out at the Diana Ross concert
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Thank you for giving me purpose @JENCOOLIDGE
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nurse, she’s out again!
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I looked so cute yesterday awwww (who won’t me)
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@kudosdunce anthems blasting
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@makeupbyshaniah Unloyal should’ve won a grammy fr
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@lieslvanderpump
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mind you this is a 31 year old
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Selena Gomez in new TikTok. “Guess who has a boyfriend? Not me bitch y’all be safe out there!”
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@lieslvanderpump
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the word friendsgiving makes me wanna kms
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part ?!? of my dad is so ?!?! (he’s visiting our dying aunt in the hospital where he was born)
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it’s like no one even cares i’ve been nicotine free for 12 days
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@lieslvanderpump
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taking some time off social media to heal ❤️ see you all in 20 minutes
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i wanna celebrate thanksgiving at basement nyc
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lmfao
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@lieslvanderpump
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when i suddenly pass away tomorrow at 12:29 p.m. here’s why
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@lieslvanderpump
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Ezra Fitz dead at 33
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@lieslvanderpump
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on a date not really nervous just worried i’m gonna throw up in his face
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@lieslvanderpump
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God put me on this Earth to look cute and I think that’s awesome
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@lieslvanderpump
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My phone won’t stop playing @megstalter ’s home video of her singing Santa Baby even after I closed out Instagram I think this is the best gift I’ve ever gotten
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@lieslvanderpump
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i need to quit my job and focus on pop culture
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@lieslvanderpump
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10 years of marriage 🤍💍
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@lieslvanderpump
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ALSKAKDJWKDHENDBABDBS
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@lieslvanderpump
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stomach bug at age 24 is so unserious yet here i am
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@lieslvanderpump
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thank GOD
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@lieslvanderpump
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#NewProfilePic I couldn’t not
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@lieslvanderpump
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wearing this to virtual court tomorrow :*
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is anyone even well rested anymore
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@lieslvanderpump
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i love her
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@lieslvanderpump
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i go back to may december all the time.
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meryl streep was born in the same hospital i was admitted to the psych unit in.. let that sink in.
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@lieslvanderpump
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here we go
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@lieslvanderpump
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happy daughters day
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@lieslvanderpump
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i’ve been holding on to this one for a while but if trump wins i’ll get breast implants instead of the reduction I so desperately need so that when the civil war breaks out I can use them as weapons of mass destruction
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@lieslvanderpump
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I really slayed so hard this trip. Just btw…
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@milkyy_tweets i have a bad feeling this tweet is gonna end up on the news
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Hagrid was Mother idc
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in a situation
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@lieslvanderpump
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to my soulmate, loml, favorite person in the entire world.. happy birthday 🩵
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not my high school humanities teacher commenting this 😭
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being naturally funny and experiencing psychosis.. quite interchangeable, no?
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falling asleep and waking up with your partner on facetime is something i never aspire to do like first of all what if your phone explodes due to overheating
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@lieslvanderpump
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something about having one of these hanging on the exterior of your home feels racist to me
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@lieslvanderpump
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i know you’re not talking about me but i sure did!
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i hope this queen had the best night
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