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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 years

drop everything now..meet me in the pouring rain..

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 months

not even a little

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@kudosdunce

8 months

writing a cover letter

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8 months

what do you think is harder than this?

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7 months

girl what happened in that movie 😭

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Carrie:

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@kudosdunce

7 months

should I kill myself

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7 months

been in new apt for 2 months now so here’s shower reveal

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@kudosdunce

1 year

I wrote your name in the sand 🩵

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 months

in your 20s a “vacation” should be sleeping on your friend’s couch who lives in a different city than your own. anything beyond that is just greedy and unreasonable.

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@kudosdunce

2 years

wait it’s actually soo disorienting to switch over to instagram rn and see everyone sharing sentimental genuine posts about this KFHSKHFKS WAKE UPPP

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

4 months

we literally have so much bigger problems than this but now my day is ruined

Nathan Arizona

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4 months

:(

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

and then nothing changed

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

7 months

apparently the first time my grandma ever got a massage she sent a thank you poem to the masseuse after and I’m crying

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

5 months

got a taste for the cherry I just need to take a bite

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@kudosdunce

2 months

@ashleyrizzdale and they just left it to fend for itself in the wild

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 months

me at 4am when I was a barista and had an opening shift:

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 month

Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt?

Casey B. Head

@CaseyBHead

1 month

I moved from a large Midwestern city of 700,000 people, to a rural New England town with 2,300. Ask me anything.

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

8 months

not the caffeinated panera lemonade killed a second person

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

5 months

gorgeous waxing crescent tonight. for those who gaf

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

Einsteins hair was never laid. Larry David always looks dusty lol.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

3 months

when a form asks about allergies and I get to write “N/A”

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

is anyone mad at me for making this lattice topped blackberry pie and fresh mint vanilla bean ice cream from scratch served with a blackberry muddled mojito to tie it all together?

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@kudosdunce

7 months

and don’t forget it, ladies!!

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@kudosdunce

1 year

e would’ve equaled mc² a whole lot sooner if albert had access to these

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@kudosdunce

2 months

bounce on that shit no hands

shanifest it

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@kudosdunce

1 year

@_uncle_gworl damn we’re striking smartwater too

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@kudosdunce

1 year

this was crazy

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@kudosdunce

1 year

me having dinner tn with my friend who is a software engineer for apple and my other friend who is about to start her medical residency at penn

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

10 months

not even a good morning first

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@kudosdunce

1 year

sometimes I worry that we aren’t prioritizing a trip to six flags this summer

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

3 months

when a family has more than one gay sibling it’s like were you guys checking for radon in your basement or

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

9 months

can someone brainwash me into this kind of personality so I can get a job

tea ☕️

@realteaemoji

9 months

mental health 🥰 self-love ❤️ lockheed martin 🌻

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@kudosdunce

1 year

aria’s awful prom look girl FUCK YOUU

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

when this comes on we’re all catholic

Viva La Vida

Song · Coldplay · 2008

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

5 months

𝐘

@xienarchy

6 months

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 years

heard of it... @nobody_stop_me

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

7 months

you know what never mind I don’t wanna know

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@kudosdunce

6 months

1h 5m is so

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

6 months

Jennifer Lopez’s ‘THIS IS ME… NOW: A LOVE STORY’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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@kudosdunce

3 months

freight trains are crazy

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 months

seven.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

6 months

‘BIG LITTLE LIES’ premiered 7 years ago.

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@kudosdunce

7 months

@Dakota1301987 Ok :)

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

29 days

@doubtpointv2 probably their uncle who helped get their father a job at the palm restaurant

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

3 months

it’s so important to have lesbian friends for when you want to go on a hike

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

10 months

what is going on with my family’s perception of me 😭

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 month

freedom is a state of mind

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

6 months

btw this is obviously just a joke about the financial struggles of being a 20 something in our modern times…if this doesn’t apply to you just be extremely grateful for what you have and move along instead of engaging hatefully! you have enough already!

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

8 months

SHE KNEW

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

8 months

Tokyo Toni shares cryptic message referencing Hillary Clinton.

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

3 months

Things are low key never going to work out for me and I need to just accept it.

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

salt air

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johnny 🪿

@kudosdunce

1 year

ducklings after an oil spill:

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1 year

It just dawned on me

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@kudosdunce

2 months

would

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@kudosdunce

1 year

the thought of having to wr*te a c*ver l*tter

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@kudosdunce

2 years

daphne at the end of a long day of infidelity and uncovering dead bodies

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@kudosdunce

9 months

one of these days I’m gonna figure out who she is too

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Suki Waterhouse confirms she’s pregnant, expecting first child with Robert Pattinson.

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@kudosdunce

1 year

timothee in bones and all:

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1 year

i’d suck dick at the county fair for what it’s worth

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11 months

wait I forgot to post this 6 hours ago

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@kudosdunce

2 years

I was raised by an optimist

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@kudosdunce

17 days

get her on the phone.

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@kudosdunce

1 year

hinge wants me to fall in love with someone who is 5’7” sooooooo bad

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@kudosdunce

2 years

too good to let the tl miss

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@kudosdunce

2 years

@soapyhadid because god knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters <3

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6 months

I think I might be the most incapable person in human history

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@yolko0no girl who’s gonna be ok

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@kudosdunce

2 months

@mikugly this is sofjdhfkdhekfhdkj

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@kudosdunce

9 months

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so he’s gay

Travis Kelce

@tkelce

13 years

Went from class to therapy, now I need some #chipolte and then I'm off to check out my new apt!!

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2 months

‘Peppa Pig’ turns 20.

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@kudosdunce

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the straight male obsession with eliminating their pubic hair is so interesting

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@kudosdunce

3 months

@renfairebarbie I’m inviting your grandma and we’re eating all the nuts we want

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@kudosdunce

1 year

I think my letterboxd review for oppenheimer will just be “war criminal :(“

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@kudosdunce

5 months

when she’s riding a seahorse for act iii’s seapunk album ohh I can’t wait

BEYONCÉ

@Beyonce

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act ii COWBOY CARTER 3.29

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6 years

the gays realizing the aquaria win means eureka on all stars

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@kudosdunce

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Tess Yocom 🥥🌴

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I commented “war criminal” on some random Instagram post of George Bush and then… Laura Bush started looking at my stories?????????

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@kudosdunce

6 months

eggo waffles just tasted better on that muses plate.

✨ 𝓗 𝓞 𝓛 𝓛 𝓨 𓆙

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6 months

“lay the table with the fancy shit” the fancy shit:

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2 years

I can’t express this enough

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1 year

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1 year

@normalmadeline this is them trying

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@kudosdunce

1 year

setting alarm for 5:30am bc I wanna do laundry before work tomorrow

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@kudosdunce

5 months

true detective….true blood….can nothing be false in louisiana?

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@kudosdunce

5 months

this is what every company does to my resume when I apply for a job that I think I might be qualified for:

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@kudosdunce

10 months

me at the gates of heaven before they turn me away:

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ngl this trumpet playlist goes hard

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@kudosdunce

1 year

so they weren’t lying about that hat 😭

Albert Einstein

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1 year

Leaving the work week behind...

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3 months

I’m up

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6 years

@Nathan_TheThird me:

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3 months

@101Iight when you have an uncommon allergy and you get to talk about it:

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1 year

me when I’m behind the wheel

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1 year

oppenheimer if he slayed

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6 months

@B0Y_TR0Y I’m sick of these people

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1 year

not the founder of the church of latter day saints tapping me on grindr

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3 years

@saintcignatius @HRHCOLLECTION @jarodzsz if you get it you get it if you don’t you don’t..

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27 days

rest in peace 🕊️

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11 months

looking for a job kinda ruins the whole vibe of being alive

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1 year

@computer_gay this is the same box from my pic too 😭

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6 years

delivering my mcubereats @jovanhiII

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2 years

if your paternal grandmother isn’t the root of all chaotic energy in your extended family then we are built incredibly different

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1 year

summer went away…still the yearning stays

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@pastapilled please be true

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eating wawa breakfast sandwich in the gym parking lot

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