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Life is far too short, live it while you can.

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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Liverpool getting an angry Salah and a confident Mane. It’s over for you lot
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@lfclauren
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2 years
Virgil scuffing the penalty spot is gonna be the new thing they cry about for a week
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Only Mo Salah could be topping the stats with the most goals and most assists and people will still say he doesn’t deserve FW POTY
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Trent is black and Scouse. The two things some Brits can’t stand. No wonder there’s an agenda.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Protesting against billionaires by slagging unemployment hahahahahahaha not a brain cell between them
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
3 years
Protesting against the ownership of Manchester United or singing derogatory songs about Liverpool?
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Never thought I’d see the day I’d be way more scared of Newcastle than Man United
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
It must be so hard hating Liverpool. Seems like it consumes their whole life.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
New conspiracy theory unlocked
@LFCTransferRoom
LFC Transfer Room
2 years
🧠 Trent Alexander-Arnold wearing a Neuro 11 brain sensor while practicing free-kicks ahead of the #UCLfinal 👀
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Alisson scores and now Nat? At this rate we’ll see a Mane goal before the season is over.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Gini Wijnaldum didn’t say anything that isn’t true. You all just don’t want to hear it because you know you’re one of the people it’s aimed at.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Don’t care what minute the game is in, you stay in that ground until the final whistle. You’re a shambles if you left that ground early today.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
7 months
I’m leaving with Klopp
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Ox I love you but just become a stay at home dad
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Got my dad a signed Alisson jersey for Christmas and oh my god you’ve no idea how excited I am to wake up tomorrow and give it to him.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
What’s he driving on the M50 in Dublin for anyway
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I didn’t get his reaction on camera but he’s fucking buzzing with his jersey signed by ‘God himself’. She’s a beauty
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Got my dad a signed Alisson jersey for Christmas and oh my god you’ve no idea how excited I am to wake up tomorrow and give it to him.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
He’s already beating our social media team for creativity anyway
@TheAnfieldAlert
The Anfield Alert 🔔
3 years
Ibrahima Konate revealing his Liverpool shirt to his childhood friends 🔴 This is quality.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
10 months
Is Jamie Lynn Spears mentally well enough for this show??? #ImACeleb
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I’d sell my soul for Matip to be able to stay fit for a full season. Easily our second best defender.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Why are Liverpool fans slating gini for choosing PSG? He wanted to stay at Liverpool but we wouldn’t keep him. If you’re then given two options you didn’t even want, you’d obviously choose the one paying more.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
When I tell you, these types of videos make me SO happy. Cause the fucker had no clue what was gonna happen at Anfield. Aw tears in my eyes😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
1 year
Your club SHOULD have made a statement about it. Instead of everyone crying about Liverpool not accepting bad officiating as the standard for the league, why not get behind it and demand change too??
@City_Chief
City Chief
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Manchester City FC did not issue a statement after we were robbed by VAR Officials at Old Trafford. Liverpool and their fanbase are crying about one error for last 24 hours.
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@lfclauren
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2 years
Trophyless this season if it wasn’t for Takumi Minamino. Goat
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
It genuinely doesn’t matter what form either team is in. I’ll never feel confident for Liverpool v United😂😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Eh why did I come home to this?
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Van Dijk’s injury and our horrific injury riddled season has genuinely given us all major PTSD we’re actually all so traumatised😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I reckon Trent’s girlfriend probably worries about what his female fans would say about her. Can’t imagine she thought the abuse would all be coming from teenage boys😭😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@Akzyy @9squeeze Not an ounce of body fat on him. It’s fucking impressive
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
If we drew because we were shit, I’d say fair enough. But when you watch your team draw due to incompetent referees who get away with murder, it’s a very hard pill to swallow.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Bit of a shame too many fans still want them in. They’re a sham. #fsgout
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
@pauperspreki I’m gonna have to get you to type that out in English unfortunately
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Okay John Henry now keep it up
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Klopp’s ran out to buy more inhalers as we speak
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
All these trials happen in Liverpool just so the rest of England can moan about Scousers I’m convinced😭 take a day off
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
*Unless it’s in the Premier League
@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 years
Enough said. #MUFC
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Lauren
3 years
@ChrisLiverpool1 I can’t lie, I had to zoom in😂😂
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
All these players extending their contracts because they know Klopp is doing the same? Doubtful but I’m gonna believe that theory anyway
@_pauljoyce
paul joyce
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Andrew Robertson has signed a new contract until 2026.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
If you lot going to Anfield today aren’t loud as fuck I swear to god.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I thank god every day that I don’t have to watch Rodgers manage Liverpool anymore
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Can’t even describe how brilliant it is to see a club tackling this issue when premier league clubs blatantly ignore it week in week out. What a club Shrewsbury Town are. Massive respect
@shrewsburytown
Shrewsbury Town FC
3 years
Club Statement. #Salop
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Special type of weirdo if you look at Mane and all he done for our club and start hating on him just cause he’s gone
@R5Ibrahim
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2 years
Bayern gonna lose their first title in a decade but it’s okay tho cos a human being said he’s a human being!
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Lauren
3 years
If you’re not Muslim you don’t really have the right to get angry at any Muslim for not liking that Salah celebrates Christmas. You can mind your own business instead of telling them how to feel about it.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Would you like fries with that
@TheAnfieldBuzz
The Anfield Buzz
3 years
Another angle...
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@lfclauren
Lauren
11 months
@MAFShysteria It’s emotional abuse. I can’t see how no one on the show is calling it for what it is. She’s broken him.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
7 months
Rebekka said she’d fight Caicedo’s ma and this is the reaction😭😭
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GR63 should be a three time race winner 😭
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Fucking disgusting piece of work you are @rebekkarnold going private because you can’t handle people rightfully calling you out
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
@greggislocallfc @laura_woodsy Does she listen to the 1975?
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
If FSG even entertain selling Salah, no matter what they’re offered, then I’ll actually strangle JWH myself
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
@AndyJay53265960 I don’t think that’s enough. I think they should be awarded the premier league title for the season
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
There needs to be a study into how United fans can possibly think they come out the wrong end of all of the decisions
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
2 years
I saw three challenges on Chelsea yesterday 10x worse than Casemiro's. Never went to VAR. As soon as it's United it's straight there. No coincidence
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Gini Wijnaldum is captain when he plays because he’s our fourth choice captain. When 1,2 and 3 aren’t fucking playing, number 4 gets it. Why are you all STILL asking this question.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
You’ve a right to not get vaccinated the same way businesses have a right to not let you in if they don’t want to. It’s actually not rocket science.
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Lauren
9 months
The way ex English footballers speak about the antics of foreign players compared to English players is comical.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@leedsinfidel Fucking brilliant👏👏
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Football isn’t for me. I’m way too much of a control freak to watch something I’ve no control over.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
👀👀👀👀
@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Alisson scores and now Nat? At this rate we’ll see a Mane goal before the season is over.
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Lauren
3 years
What? So the fans can abuse him and he has to just take it?
@UtdXclusive
UtdXclusive
3 years
No words for this Rashford 😬
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Thanks for that birthday present Nunez😂😍
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
The window closing at 11pm and not 12am seriously fucks with my ocd. Leave it open for an extra hour
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Imagine being angry that an African footballer prefers winning an African trophy rather than an English or European one. Give your heads a wobble
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@lfclauren
Lauren
8 months
My dad is in the groupchat saying he’d rather have been told someone in the family died, my brothers nose is bleeding, I’m looking up where to get heroin in Dublin. It’s all hit rock bottom lads
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@lfclauren
Lauren
11 months
Will never be happier that the club I support has the type of supporters it has.
@HazLFC97
Haz
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120 Palestinian flags. Only the start of what we can do. Thank you to everyone who made this happen
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@lfclauren
Lauren
8 months
Can we just agree that if he takes a year off and wants to come back to football that he can come straight back to us no questions asked
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Yep, so would your board. And that is why your team is the way it is
I’m taking Mahrez over Salah
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Liverpool won the FA cup and the United Kingdom lost at the last hurdle. Lovely day all the same
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@BenfruitNveg I hope I’m fucking right mate😂 tbh I think a loss would have destroyed mane. Salah I know is gonna come back stronger he has that genuine monster mentality
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Be fucking hilarious when we find out it was Bellingham putting in the work to get Trent to go to Madrid with him
@Watch_LFC
Watch LFC
2 years
All I’m saying is, I don’t see Phil Foden or Eduardo Camavinga taking Bellingham to Chris Brown concerts 👍
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@lfclauren
Lauren
7 months
The community notes have done you in hahahahahaha love to see it
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
7 months
I do not and will never get this thing from Liverpool where they say they haven't had the finances? Most expensive GK ever, most expensive defender ever, and a Chelsea last minute bid for Caicedo from having the most expensive midfielder ever. Always. The. Victims.
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Lauren
3 years
Klopp is damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. If he walks, the fans will be devastated. If he stays due to his love for the fans, club and players, people will hold him accountable for what the clubs owners are doing.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Our midfielders were playing cb so that wouldn’t really be hard
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Lauren
3 years
@PatrickTimmons1 We wouldn’t have admitted to the false positives if we were actively trying to cheat. How does that even make sense for any of you!?😂
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@jazairiyya The population of ireland has never recovered since that ‘potato famine’ but you do you, uneducated af.
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@lfclauren
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2 years
@_Riddxck There can’t be any other reason to go there other than money
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I’m hearing nothing from a fanbase that screams Siuuu any chance they get
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
3 points is better than a trophy. You’ve heard it here first. The Man United way.
@Ambo_91
Ambo💫
3 years
Alberto Moreno .. this one is for you 🇵🇹
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Lauren
2 years
At least we’re competing🤷‍♀️
@Sherryy177
Sherry 🇵🇸
2 years
These Liverpool fans bare getting gassed sit ur ass down Real Madrid will rip you apart
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1 year
He’d have came on after that second red and been hauled off in a straight jacket for trying to batter the ref to death😭😭
@SamueILFC
Samuel
1 year
Feel for Darwin, he would’ve came on and won us the game if we didn’t get a 2nd red. Like Newcastle, this game was perfect for him.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@parkthebus8989 @LFC It isn’t for our club to condemn. It’s for chelsea to condemn what their fans chant, like our club is doing with our fans.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@PR1NCEJD @leedsinfidel Here we have some random freak who can’t accept that people have educated themselves on an issue and don’t side with him. Don’t be like this nonce
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Thanks for proving my point lads😂😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
I’ll be deleting this account because I’ve never won a Premier League title and Rio Ferdinand said I can’t speak about football because of that.
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Lauren
3 years
Salah not being nominated for POTY when he literally carried his entire team to a top 3 finish is actually just laughable at this stage.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
Some of you really don’t deserve to be watching this team every season the way you go on
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Lauren
3 years
I hate a rested Liverpool
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Lauren
2 years
Have they worked out the logistics if we win the league on Sunday how to get Gerrard to Anfield in time for the trophy lift?
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Lauren
2 years
Rival fans are sat at home crying over the fact we’re not sat at home crying and we’re actually the type of fans to support our club no matter what
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
I actually love Simeone and Atletico when they’re nowhere fucking near my team😂😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
But, but, but those scousers threw a bottle at a bus window
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 years
Masked protestors attacked the home of #MUFC executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward last week, Sky Sports News has learned.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Would you say Adam here is a bit upset that his team lost?😭😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
@Akzyy Saw a thread done on it and tbh I said the same thing. But the numbers actually haven’t gone up, it’s just being brought to the ref and players attention more than it used to be
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@lfclauren
Lauren
7 months
You lot have known about our injury list for ages why are you all suddenly shocked when the injured players can’t play and we’ve a much weaker side than city?😭😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
If yous didn’t treat them like shit they’d probably support England tbf
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Carragher was spot on with what he said after the man United match but these ex United players can’t handle anyone not acting like CR Kelly is god.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Don’t care how many of you little freaks wanna moan about it. I watched Henderson win everything as my club captain. Fucking delighted he’s here to stay.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
11 months
@_JoshDenham Can’t wrap my head around it. They were so quick to shut it down when it was Brad and Shona. Georges isn’t anywhere like himself anymore and they’re just letting it happen. Disgusting.
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@lfclauren
Lauren
1 year
I can’t lie I’m only taking the Europa League seriously because the final is in Dublin😂😭
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@lfclauren
Lauren
2 years
I genuinely thought they resigned Jota and never told us
@Pablosarabia92
Pablo Sarabia Garcia
2 years
Happy and exciting new challenge ⚫️🟡 Vamos Wolves 🐺💪
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Lauren
3 years
If I were Trent I’d whack up a picture on Instagram and caption it Scouse not English
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@lfclauren
Lauren
3 years
Not people moaning about Salah tweeting a picture after what happened in the Denmark game as if you all aren’t tweeting about random shite since it happened.
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Lauren
2 years
@TrentAA
Trent Alexander-Arnold
2 years
Champion in my city 👑 😎
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