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Josh
6 years
Jack sells pens. Dani works in a bar. Danny Dyer is on Eastenders. Jack & Dani open a bar called The Queen Bic. Everyone's a winner. #LoveIsland
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6 years
Gareth Southgate not even wearing a sling on his dislocated shoulder 3 days after his injury yet the whole world were crying over Mo Salah not being able to live 4 weeks after. What a man is our Gareth. Warrior. Leader. Legend.
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9 months
I'm actually appalled the experts are letting Peggy get away with the bullying, the patronising, the constant whinging about Georges and everything about him while Georges sits their in tears thinking he's the bad person and in the wrong. It's genuinely awful to watch. #MAFSUK
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6 years
''Rahul, describe yourself in a word.'' ''Depressing.'' Never have I felt more connected to Rahul in my life. #GBBO #GBBOFinal
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4 years
@NepentheZ 3 and a half years, give or take a few months.
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9 months
The boys picking on Jordan when Luke is the biggest tosser after the Nathanial and Ella dinner party situation is embarrassing for the rest of them. #MAFSUK
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7 years
Steven & Sophie being BBFFs and going on holiday together is literally the best thing about the whole series! #GBBOFinal
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9 months
Tasha's eyes and body language and mannerisms while "apologising" to Paul are just all off with me. Doesn't look or come across genuine at all. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Whoever thought it was a good idea to get JJ and Ella back as a "couple" needs to be sacked from TV production. The most boring, mind numbing twats of the whole series. It's not even good TV. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Laura is fucking disgusting. What a complete and utter heartless fucking cunt. Those vows were disgraceful, patronising, arrogant and disrespectful. Silly bitch. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Either scrap MAFS altogether or actually find some women who aren't fame hungry, game playing little bitches next year because this whole series has been awful to watch all the men be bullied, patronised and gaslighted. Except Brad, he can go fuck the universe. #MAFSUK
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4 years
@AlexJump12 @NepentheZ Cheeky little Keylor Navas
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10 months
Remember when Porscha gave it big balls that she doesn't drink or party and now she's playing tonsil tennis with any bloke who look at her without calling her childish. How fucking embarrassing. #MAFSUK
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10 months
Nobody - Absolutely nobody - Genuinely nobody ever - The experts - they're both Northern and like going to the gym, LETS LOCK IT IN. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Laura's vows might aswell have been - "I prefer my dickhead mates to you, my bad for stringing you along for 6 weeks, see you later Arthur pal." Stupid patronising arrogant bitch. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Completely agree with how Arthur is responding to Laura's mates. They've not said anything nice to him since day one so he's fully entitled to talk back to them the way he is in my opinion. #MAFSUK
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7 years
Becky calling Iain fake. Does she realise her eyebrows, cheeks, lips, tits and ass are fake? Does she realise Iain has a mental health problem and social anxiety problems? Does she realise Iain is using his money to pay his Mums care bills? What a absolute fucking cunt #ExtraCamp
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10 months
I'd like Porscha to fuck off with her fake waterworks and gaslighting and narcissistic behaviour. She is a horrible, horrible human being. #MAFSUK
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6 years
I wish this programme focused on lesser off families who struggle to make ends meet on a daily and weekly basis, rather than going to couples who can't see past the end of their nose after spending 10s of thousands on junk they don't want, use or need. #ShopWellForLess
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11 months
I remember when #MAFSUK used to be random people from down the shop rather than all these stuck up pretty boys and girls with shite personalities.
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11 months
Georges is a man child. "I want the fake boobies, mummy milkers, melon in my face." 100% not on this show to find love. Genuine moron. #MAFSUK
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6 years
This bloke looks like a colossal bellend considering he's spent £20k on his wardrobe to look 'fresh.' Reality check needed, pal. #ShopWellForLess
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11 months
Was the criteria to apply for this series ... - must have a sob story - must have either lip filler, cheek filler or fake tits - must have another sob story - must have been on some other TV show looking for love - must have a third sob story #MAFSUK
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9 months
Is there any danger of the experts not constantly kiss assing Ella? It's so fucking boring. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Is Luke's middle name gaslight? He's a piece of shit to everyone. Time to wake up and realise you're the problem now mate. #MAFSUK
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5 years
@NepentheZ Just had to go downstairs and speak to my family. They seem like nice people.
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11 months
Why is the editing showing her nervous as shit about telling Nathanial when they've already done a disclaimer that he knows? Makes no sense. #MAFSUK
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6 years
Why the fuck does a 10 year old need Calvin Klein boxers? I'm 25 and wear Primark 5 for £5 multi-coloured selection pack boxers and they are comfy as hell! #ShopWellForLess
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9 months
Genuinely so bored of Laura having such a snobby attitude towards Arthur. The poor bastard deserves so much better than her and her shitty mates to deal with. #MAFSUK
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10 months
What a vile thing to say. Nice to see we're finally getting to see Tasha's real side rather than her nicey nicey fakeness to everyone. #MAFSUK
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9 months
No Peggy, Georges doesn't dismiss the negatives, he's in the show to find a wife, not make friends with a load of two faced bitchy women. Just because you don't like him either, doesn't make him a horrible piece of shit. #MAFSUK
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10 months
Honestly I can't get my head around why Peggy is pissed off with Georges literally saying he'd support in her whatever made her happy, when she doesn't even do OF anyway?! Someone explain for me please... #MAFSUK
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7 years
Any fucker who thinks a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit can fucking do one. The clue is in the fucking name you bellends. #WCOB #ComicRelief
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8 months
What I'd give to be a Bristol Rovers fan and be able to watch a Matt Taylor team with Jevani Brown upfront week in, week out again. #ECFC #BRFC
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7 years
Listen to Becky back tracking and saying she's not bullying Iain. If people genuinely believe her they need to give their heads a wobble. She's a liar. A fraud. A fake. A phoney. A bully. #ImACeleb #ExtraCamp
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4 years
@EAFIFADirect The only refund you should be making is everyone who got to Gold 2 or higher, whether they have opened their packs or not, should be refunded with the same player pick rewards with the correct algorithm for what can be chosen inside. Nothing more, nothing less will be acceptable.
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5 years
@NepentheZ Stop making so much sense Sir.
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10 months
Seriously, does Porscha realise everything she is saying about Terence she is literally doing herself?! She's an absolute nut case. #MAFSUK
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6 years
Hi @Channel4 , please can you tell the voice over lady that it's not pronounced 'ass burgers'? Kind regards, The whole of the UK. #TheUndateables
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9 months
Is there much of a difference in behaviours from Peggy to Georges as there was from Brad to Shona? The answer is no. Yet the experts are happy to side with Peggy. Make it make sense please. #MAFSUK
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4 years
@SkyBet @England @EURO2020 No because you've put T-Rex arms in goal and not Pope or Henderson.
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5 years
Oh my goooooooosh I've never been soooooo bloody happy to a couple on #FirstDatesHotel as I am sooooo bloody happy about Georgia and Finn.
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7 years
Becky blatantly bullying Iain is quite frankly rude and disgusting. Sort it out and get rid of the bitch. @ITV @imacelebrity #ImACeleb
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9 months
100% Peggy will think Georges is sexualising her by buying her lingerie. Can already hear her bitching from here. #MAFSUK
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5 years
Went to vote earlier but every time I put a cross in the box, Aaron Martin was there to head it out. #ecfc
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9 months
@MarikaKerin I'm so disgusted by the responses of the experts all series, not just Georges but most of the male participants seem to have been allowed to be bullied by the wives
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6 years
Turning down a contract to stay at your boyhood club, as captain, as highest paid player, to re-join your old gaffer at a Franchise club with no history is absolutely awful. No guts, no spine, just horrible. #ecfc #mkdons
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8 months
I miss Cameron Dawson, Samuel Stubbs, Timothee Dieng and Matthew Jay. That's it. That's the tweet. #ECFC
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7 years
Imagine the outrage, disgust and anger if it was Iain bullying Becky rather than Becky bullying Iain. @ITV @imacelebrity #ImACeleb
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4 years
@FUTDonk Stupid requirements when 75% of icons are cheap
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7 years
I'm Paul Hollywood and welcome to The Great British Fake Bake Off. #GBBO
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10 months
Oh just fuck off Mark and when you get there, fuck off a bit further after. Self centred twat. #MAFSUK
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9 months
Why does Laura need to say "much better than your first vows"? What a disgusting comment. So unnecessary. Get over it. #MAFSUK
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10 months
Peggy, 32, just said "Mummy". Get out while you can Georges mate. #MAFSUK
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5 months
All the girls going to Roz when she's been a complete bitch to Thomas, but none of the lads going to Thomas is genuinely sad to watch. The real reason men try not to show emotion because we know our "mates" don't care about our feelings. #MAFSUK
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2 years
By the way, if Paul Tisdale gets re-employed by Exeter City Football Club Ltd Plc, you won't see me at St James Park until he leaves his job again. #ECFC
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Robbie Williams, worth nearly £100million, wants me to donate a tenner and go further into my overdraft when he could donate £90million, have £10million to live off and help out 90% of the population of the world. #SoccerAid
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10 months
Erica and Jordan matched up due to childhood trauma and daddy issues. JJ and Bianca matched up because they both have their own business. These experts 👏 #MAFSUK
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11 months
Imagine how Nathanial feels when he's telling Ella he likes her and wants to get to know her more before diving in head first and all he gets back is "fuck off you prick" #MAFSUK
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7 months
What on earth has our club we own become with players celebrating a first win in 15 games like this? Pathetic. #ECFC
@exetercity1904
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Lovely content this. 👌 #ECFC
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10 months
Can't believe 6 months ago Reece Cole was playing in the 27th tier of English Football and tonight he's about to score the winner in the Carabao Cup Third Round against Premier League opposition in Devon's capital playing field. What a story. #ECFC
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7 years
Look at Dennis, Amir & Jamie just taking the piss (bullying) Iain because he did shite compared to Dennis on Temple of Gloom. How can @ITV and @imacelebrity be so oblivious to this and allow it to continue? #ImACeleb
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6 years
Also, why does a 10 year old need a bloody iPhone? Spoilt little sod needs a reality check and be told to go back to playing with Lego and Duplo blocks. #ShopWellForLess
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6 years
Aaron Martin - immense. Nicky Law - unbelievable. Jonathan Forte - quality. Tristan Abrahams - electric. Matt Taylor - fucking magic. #ecfc
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9 months
Oh wind your neck in Bianca love. You were with JJ for about 25 minutes, get over it. #MAFSUK
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2 years
Safe to say Charlene has come out of this looking like a worse person than Matt has. That's the bottom line of it. #ImACeleb
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7 years
We're getting smashing 3-0 and Joel Grant scores for Plymouth. Fuck off. #ecfc
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10 months
Nobody - Absolutely nobody - Still nobody - The experts - Mark can't cook, clean or do DIY but Sean loves all of it and for that reason, LETS LOCK IT IN. #MAFSUK
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11 months
With all due respect to Mr Trevitt, please stop being so good so Brentford don't recall you in January, cheers x #ECFC
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11 months
Is Nathanial actually fuming that she used to be a stripper? What year is it? #MAFSUK
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9 months
The worst thing is Tim Dieng and Matt Jay absolutely walk back into this team every single day of the week and twice on Tuesday nights in the Pizza Trophy. I miss them both. Caldwell out. #ECFC
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1 year
Lauren James has just tarnished her reputation with that stamp. Absolutely world class tournament for her so far to just ruin it with that ridiculous rush of blood. Genuinely disgraceful attitude and behaviour. #Lionesses
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8 months
I can't remember a worse "captain" of Exeter City Football Club in my lifetime than Will Aimless. #ECFC
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10 months
"Can you get both bags?" "This is where you'll do the cooking." "I'll let you share the bed so you don't get pneumonia." Mark is the biggest wanker of the series. #MAFSUK
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5 years
@EASPORTSFIFA Who cares?
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7 months
Comes to something when our club is so shit we are all buzzing our tits off that Stanno has scored v Argyle again and revealed a "Once a Red, Always a Red" under his kit. Fuck off Gary. #ECFC
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10 months
Josh Key scoring for Swansea against Plymouth is absolute scenes. What a boy. #ECFC
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4 years
@bateson87 The only thing EA should and can do to reimburse is everyone who got Gold 2 and higher, whether they got La Liga or not in the picks, should get 2 additional red picks with the correct algorithm of what players can be claimed.
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9 months
@hayleyecg He's done absolutely nothing wrong, she's vile to him
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11 years
For everyone who retweets this, I'll donate 5p to the #AdamStansfieldFoundation ! #WeWillNeverForgetStanno
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7 years
Absolutely devastated for Iain that he finished 3rd. Only my opinion but I honestly think he would have won had he been in from the start. A very brave man whos opened up to the whole nation about his mental health problems and that can only be applauded. #ImACeleb #ImACelebFinal
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6 years
Buzzing that Luke Shaw has done enough in his appearances this season to force his way back in though. Hopefully this is when he really cements his place as first choice LB and takes his opportunity. #BBCFootball
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4 years
@Lukel1ndsay @NepentheZ @EAFIFADirect Never does straight away, did you start playing FIFA at 5.59pm? Fucking hell
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5 years
@beilouni_michel @NepentheZ Who really needs an 84 rated Thiago Mendes at this stage of the game to be an upgrade to their team? Come on.
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10 months
With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, Laura's mates can fuck off with their disgusting views and shitty comments. #MAFSUK
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4 years
@EAFIFADirect This has to mean absolutely every person who got Gold 2 or higher gets compensated with 2 further red player picks. No ifs buts or maybes about it in my opinion.
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9 months
The experts justifying why they let Ella and JJ back into the experiment together genuinely sums up how disgraceful this whole series is. Rewarding cheating, bullying and gaslighting. Nice example to set. #MAFSUK
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5 years
@NepentheZ Gold 1 only got the same '2 of 4'
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5 years
@NepentheZ This excites me far too much Nep.
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5 years
Surely we're about to find out what happened on the camping trip. #LoveIsland
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6 months
I wasn't even as happy when my daughter was born as I was when Tisdale pulled off this absolute masterclass. #ECFC
@exetercity1904
Exeter City News
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Memorable. #ECFC
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5 years
@MattHDGamer Good enough to pretend I'm a good player when in actual fact 50% of my wins were Squad Battles and Online Singles for weekly objectives!
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7 months
Girls - boys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting! Boys - #ECFC
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6 years
That story about Hamish and his Mum has actually left me in tears. Can only begin to imagine how the whole family feel. #GBBO
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9 months
I'm absolutely disgusted as to what I've just listened to, the disgusting words that have come out of Laura's mouth. Full proof of being in the process for fame and not love. Vile. #MAFSUK
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3 years
Nah I'm not crying, you are. Port Vale fans, you've got yourself a worldie in Aaron Martin. #PVFC #ECFC
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1 year
All the out of contract players bar Gary's mate Gary turned down new contracts because they don't want to play for Gary. No S&C coach a week before the season starts. No main goalscorer as soon as Nombe goes. A woeful defence and no experience in midfield. #ECFC
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