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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

5 days

Oh my god I almost forgot????? TODAY IS MY 5 YEAR SOBRIETY FROM AMPHETAMINES!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I DID IT!!!!!

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

1 month

Unpopular opinion Stop forcing 17 year olds to make life decisions to go to college when they know nothing about themselves just to put them into debt. College should be promoted for 21-30 because that to me is when you start to develop a better understanding of yourself

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1 year

This man deserves an award. My sister is having a Barbie party, and my sister and mom came to visit me today to go to the dispensary and Trader Joe's. I made them stop at the hardware store because I wanted to look at the plants, so they saw that there was a paint section.

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3 years

Why doesn't anyone question how fucked it is that twitch takes 50% of your revenue?????

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1 year

Twitch needs to implement IP banning from viewing streams. People who are banned from your stream should not have the ability to watch it. Banning from chatting is not enough. Just saying.

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@lextaliones_

3 months

There's literally nothing wrong with buying a prebuilt PC

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2 years

Okay the truest test GAMERS UNITE

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@lextaliones_

1 year

OMG are we not gonna talk about the alleged UFO that crashed into someone's yard in Vegas and they also got it on police cameras and got a call about 8 foot figures right after they saw the crash

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@lextaliones_

1 year

@Noodle_Streamer I mean, a carboard Barbie box for a 32nd year old birthday party at home isnt gonna get my family sued lmao

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@lextaliones_

5 months

I'm tired of people telling eachother to grow thicker skin. How about not being an asshole for once....?

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2 years

Where are my 25+ year old streamers at? 🙋🏼‍♀️

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@lextaliones_

3 years

DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARTNER. You learn SO MUCH about your relationship once you live together. Saves the divorce.

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@lextaliones_

4 years

PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUAL ORIENTATION

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Cannabis loving streamers where you at? Be my friend 💗🥺

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@lextaliones_

2 years

IM FUCKING ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!

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@lextaliones_

2 years

If you recognize this, I like you

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@lextaliones_

1 year

@SwiftPiranha86 Oh i agree, but he painted several samples for us and brought them outside into the natural sunlight to show us since the box Is going to be outside!

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@lextaliones_

3 years

How tf do gamers marry not gamers

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@lextaliones_

3 years

I'm sorry but unfollowing/blocking someone for streaming on this day is just defeating the purpose of this movement. We are supposed to United for fucks sake.

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@lextaliones_

5 months

I recommend some of you to try this

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@lextaliones_

4 years

If you’re a streamer and also work full time, what is that job outside of streaming? Outside of twitch; I’m a full time cannabis microbiologist 😬

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@lextaliones_

1 year

So my mom intercepted a child predator in a Walmart parking lot. She deflected the man from alone children 3 times, told all of the parents, contacted the police and was still able to point the man out to police in person! The police had been there at the storefront under cover

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@lextaliones_

30 days

@FearedBuck HANDLING GREASE FIRES if you do not have a fire extinguisher or fire blanket on hand 1. Baking soda: baking soda reacts with heat and releases a gas which suffocates available oxygen to feed the fire 2. Table salt: table salt will not melt and creates a physical barrier to

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@lextaliones_

2 years

TODAY MARKS 3 FUCKIN LONG YEARS OF AMPHETAMINE SOBRIETY!!! 🎉🎊🎉

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

3 years

Well, as of today I am TWO YEARS CLEAN FROM AMPHETAMINES!!!! After 10 years of being a slave to them, I have slowly been gaining my life back. I owe so much to my friends and supporters online because without you, none of this would have been possible. So thank you 🥺💕

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@lextaliones_

1 year

Please be careful with this person. They are known for scamming strangers for money using SA/DV to trigger people to donate. I gave them the money they asked for which means they technically don't even need it anymore. I feel stupid I didn't do my research prior to sending

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@lextaliones_

4 years

I’m proud to say that today marks ONE YEAR AMPHETAMINE FREE. Hands down the worst experience of my life trying to get off & don’t ever doubt having withdrawls. But I fuckin did it. And so many people here supported me the whole year 💕

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

4 years

Lost 13 followers after posting about struggling with my mental illness today 🙃

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@lextaliones_

3 years

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again PTSD IS NOT STRICTLY EXCLUSIVE TO WAR VETERANS. 🔉

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@lextaliones_

1 year

TODAY MARKS 4 FUCKING YEARS OF AMPHETAMINE SOBRIETY!!! I'm so proud of myself 😭😭😭🍾🎊

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Your mental health is not an excuse to be a shitty human being. Point blank.

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@lextaliones_

8 months

Who else started streaming with humble beginnings? No nice pc and video cameras. Just a headset mic and a passion

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@lextaliones_

4 years

FFS SHE REALLY DID JUST SPREAD HER PUSSY LIPS I -

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

2 months

UNCROSS YOUR FINGER AND TOES EVERYONE I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

7 months

SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW The executive chef, like big big boss, my bosses boss came up to me just now And ASKED ME TO BE FEATURED NEXT MONTH DURING WOMANS HISTORY MONTH AND HAVE MY OWN MEAL SPECIAL THAT I GET TO MAKE!!! An amuse-bouche, entree and dessert. He asked me if I

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

3 years

If you interact with me and actually give a damn about my existence = I will follow you 💕🥺

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Smoking a blunt when you get home should be as normal and socially acceptable as having a glass of wine after work

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Sooooo I totally got to finally meet @themodernnmom and fangirling 🥵💕

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

4 years

Why are some twitch affiliates so fucking entitled 😂

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

3 years

Normalize saying "I don't know enough about this topic to have an educated opinion"

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Do you re-save your game 5 times before turning it off or are you normal?

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♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡

@lextaliones_

1 year

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT THE JOB EVERYONE!!!!!! CHEF LEX IS OFFICIALLY IN THE MAKING!!! GO FOR YOUR FUCKING DREAMS!!!

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@lextaliones_

5 years

Also, are you fucking joking? This is why people don’t take streamers seriously sometimes. That’s like leaving a ‘Be back later” post it note on your desk at work all day

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@lextaliones_

9 months

Twitter how old do I look?

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@lextaliones_

2 years

I JUST HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE AUGUST DUE TO MY DEPRESSION AND FEEL UNSTOPPABLE

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@lextaliones_

4 years

CANNABIS 👏🏻 DOES 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 DRUG 👏🏻 ADDICT 👏🏻

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@lextaliones_

3 months

I follow back 5k of you...how many will flex that follow back and say hi?

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Are you how you portray yourself online, in real life?

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10 months

BRO IM SHAKING so one of the head chefs from the other building was walking around our cafe this morning and then he noticed me and came over to me and went, "So, Sean told me you've got some skill and some awesome pictures" And I was like, "oh snap would you like to see?"

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@lextaliones_

4 years

PTSD is not limited to war veterans 💡

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Todays my birthday !!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥳🥳🥳 Happy 27th to me 💕

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@lextaliones_

2 years

The fullest my grinder has ever been on keif. It was literally poppin from the inside

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@lextaliones_

4 years

10 months amphetamine free today !!!

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@lextaliones_

4 years

JUST 👏🏻 BECAUSE 👏🏻YOU 👏🏻DONATE 👏🏻TO 👏🏻 A 👏🏻WOMAN 👏🏻DOES 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 MEAN 👏🏻 SHE 👏🏻OWES 👏🏻YOU 👏🏻 ANYTHING 👏🏻

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Ever just type out a long annoyed response then just decide it's not even worth it and erase it? 🥲

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@lextaliones_

3 years

IN 24 DAYS ILL BE TWO YEARS CLEAN OF A 10 YEAR AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION IN 24 DAYS ILL BE TWO YEARS CLEAN OF A 10 YEAR AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION IN 24 DAYS ILL BE TWO YEARS CLEAN OF A 10 YEAR AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION CAN I GET IT LOUDER FOR THE BACK 😭😭😭😭😭💕🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@lextaliones_

3 years

If you can reply to this, I wanna touch your butt 🥺💗 👉🏻👈🏻

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@lextaliones_

4 years

THIS BITCH GOT THE CANNABIS MICROBIOLOGIST POSITION IM GOING TO CRY. I MAKE WAY MORE THAN I DID OMGOMGOMG.

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Streamers, Are you the same person off camera as you are on?

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Yes, I google parts of games when I get stuck on them. No, that does not make me any less of a gamer.

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@lextaliones_

3 years

People who follow/subscribe to your twitch channel when you’re offline are the real MVPs

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@lextaliones_

3 years

I follow people not ONLY for their content, but if they actually interact with me or not

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@lextaliones_

2 years

I'm so livid. My sisters husband sold his custom Xbox one controller she made for him that has "you won my heart" engraved on it to GameStop for $20....

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@lextaliones_

3 years

If you can reply, you're a real mvp. If not, DM and let's chat?💕🥺

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@lextaliones_

2 years

So since I cleared my following of those who don't care about me, I'm gladly following back those who do care 💕🥰

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@lextaliones_

4 years

My streaming goals for 2021??? Actually fucking stream

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Just because I'm in a Hetero-presenting relationship doesn't diminish my bisexuality 🌈

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@lextaliones_

3 months

Okay but round of applause for the front too?

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@lextaliones_

2 years

I need a joint should be as socially acceptable as I need a drink 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@lextaliones_

1 year

@SouthlandPost Driver was going too fast for a rod with that low visibility and in a residential area

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@lextaliones_

1 year

Can we take a moment to see how my burger came? 💀

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@lextaliones_

1 year

OG Pokémon Fans, Who are you choosing?

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@lextaliones_

2 years

ITS OFFICIAL MY SISTER'S TOXIC PIECE OF TRASH HUSBAND SIGNED THE DIVORCE PAPERS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@lextaliones_

3 years

FUCK THAT BITCH I JUST FULLY QUIT MY JOB 🙌🏻

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@lextaliones_

5 months

So I've been seeing discourse over the video regarding 'muting' aggressive threats and ignoring them because they're 'empty threats through a screen'. It's 2024. Do you realize how many psychopaths just take 'empty threats behind a screen' to the next level?

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Today I’m 500 days sober from a 10 year amphetamine addiction. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO 👏🏻

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@lextaliones_

3 years

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I JUST ALREADY GOT THE CALL BACK WITH THE OFFER FOR THE MICRO SCIENTIST II POSITION!!!!!! THEY LOVED ME!!! 😭😭😭 it was one of the fastest decisions they've made on someone 🥰🥺

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Do not feel guilty if you find yourself removing toxic friendships from your life.

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Testing my algorithm again sorry 😓 like this tweet if you see it 💕 and the time that you see it.

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@lextaliones_

5 years

Today is my one year anniversary with the man who helped me over come a 10 year addiction. My 6 months of amphetamine sobriety is in two days. It’s amazing what finding the right person can do, and what learning to love yourself can do. Just wow

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Unpopular opinion post: What game do you hate that everyone likes? 😂😂

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2 years

Honestly, I wish I knew this analogy sooner

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@lextaliones_

4 years

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you weed

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2 years

@GreatCheshire

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3 years

@HeyCeeCee_ @Shen_the_Bird This is exactly what I said for my gap, I was like "well, I had a savings and I don't want to just take whatever job comes first because I don't want to lock myself into something and be miserable because I was desperate" 💀

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@lextaliones_

3 years

I'm going through and following back people who actually give a shit & interact with me 💕💕🥺

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@lextaliones_

3 years

Would you be excited if followed you back😳

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@lextaliones_

2 years

What's a hidden gem Disney movie not enough people talk about? I'll go :

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@lextaliones_

3 years

THE VACCINE DOES NOT MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO COVID

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@lextaliones_

4 years

In two weeks is ONE FUCKIN YEAR OF BEING AMPHETAMINE CLEAN after 9+ year addiction.

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@lextaliones_

2 years

I found out about the natural phenomenon known as 'red sprites' and what the fuxkkkkk

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@lextaliones_

2 years

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

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@lextaliones_

2 years

Also for my new friendos IM 1,218 DAYS CLEAN OF A 10 YEAR AMPHETAMINE ADDICTION!!! Part of why cooking matters to me because I spent so long with no appetite.

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@lextaliones_

3 years

So I officially just applied for a EXACT REPLICA of my old job for DOUBLE THE SALARY. GOOOOOD VIBES SEND THEM PLEASE OMG.

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