alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham Twitter profile

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

27 days

17 years ago I broke off an engagement. flew home & never saw him again. called my dad to pick me up at the airport no questions asked (he did). called the firm I wanted to work at & asked them to reopen the offer I had declined (they did). met my husband <2 months later…

Holly Stallcup

@HollyStallcup

28 days

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can break off your engagement. You don't have to get married if you know it's not right. Even if you have sent out the invites, bought the dress, planned the ceremony, you can walk away.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

9 months

when you get a new boyfriend & immediately teach him about trademark law, a topic on which you are an expert relatable tbh

Josh Gerben

@JoshGerben

9 months

Travis Kelce has filed 5 new trademarks: 1. TRAVIS KELCE 2. KILLATRAV 3. ALRIGHT NAH 4. FLIGHT 87 5. KELCE'S KRUNCH The filings claim that Taylor's boyfriend will use the trademarks to offer pins, posters, bobbleheads, clothing, and even a cereal. #TravisKelce #TaylorSwift

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 months

uh oh i am getting a pedicure & a lady just said to another lady "excuse me, i'm here to relax, not to listen to you talk on the phone"

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

CDC like “nibble a little tide pod if you want, you deserve a treat”

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

is mike richards the next trebek? clearly no. but is he a fan favorite who will do a passable job hosting jeopardy? also no. is he at least a good guy? uhh, turns out no. ok but can we say he won this job fair & square? unfortunately no we cannot say that either

Claire McNear

@clairemcnear

3 years

Last week Mike Richards wrote that lawsuits from The Price Is Right didn’t “reflect the reality of who I am.” I went looking for who he is, talking to current and former colleagues and listening to a podcast he hosted at Price. What I found was troubling.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

27 days

I loved my ex so even though I was miserable, even though we wanted different things, even though the future we’d have together didn’t seem like one that would make me happy, i thought I couldn’t end it extremely cheesy but “sometimes love just ain’t enough” was my revelation

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

27 days

my girlfriends threw me an un-bachelorette party that was one of the most fun nights of my life (they’re all professors now so those photos will not be shared) i am so happy with how my life turned out & proud of 27 year old me for that game-changing decision

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

because what is yom kippur if not a festival of menorahs & happiness

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

27 days

ok fine one photo anyway I’ll just echo the person I QT’d—just because you said yes (or proposed) doesn’t mean you can’t change your mind about one of the biggest decisions of your life

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

roses are red skeletons are bony the emoluments clause is not, in fact, phony

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@lexlanham

7 months

caramelizing some onions, it actually didn't take me that long

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

pop tort

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

3 years

Woman sues Kellogg over lack of strawberries in strawberry Pop-Tarts, seeks $5 million

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 months

i personally am here to read the briefing in vidal v. elster & research the congressional intent behind lanham act section 2(c) while my toes are painted OPI "color so hot it berns" in preparation for INTA annual meeting but to each her own

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

"we are not starbucks, we aren't political-- we aren't gonna put stuff on our cups to start conversations. we don't want to engage you in political conversation, we want to get you in & out of our store in seconds. it's donuts & ice cream-- just be happy." #dunkin #inta2019

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 months

@JWLevitt 😂 is this customer service rep your mom

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

adults, watching the news: wait what's a narwhal exactly every 5 year old: would you like to borrow one of my 35 narwhal books? or i could draw you a picture, i like to draw at least 3 narwhals a day and 10 on saturdays

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 months

sorry but the guy who gets frequent infusions of his own son's blood plasma & the guy who pretends to live on raw meat organs but actually takes a lot of anabolic steroids--both those guys have the same name?

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

as a trademark law professor i considered sharing an expert take on the twitter/X trademark debacle but everyone seems to have a great handle on it already: abandoning famous & extremely valuable marks while continuing to offer the services associated w/ them is quite unwise!

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

a thread of people asking, is this trademark a pun? because if it is i don't get it

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@bobby

2 years

can somebody help me figure out the pun here. is there one?? i feel like i'm going insane.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 years

wowwww trump is invited explicitly, repeatedly, and cordially by the moderator and biden to condemn white supremacists and he will not & cannot do it. 😳 #Debates2020

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 years

we broke the news to my kid last night that she’ll be attending 1st grade remotely & she pretty much immediately countered by requesting a hamster, & we negotiated her down to 2 fish. it all happened so fast. guess lawyering is in the genes.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

@yumcoconutmilk also like sometimes I don’t want to blow dry my hair & put on lipstick for a conversation that would be just as productive by phone

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

2 things going on: 1. blue checks given out for free to certain celebs/big accounts w/o account owner's consent, despite twitter announcing blue checks would only be for paid subscribers 2. blue checks appearing on accounts of dead celebs any viable causes of action? (1/25)

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 months

when you’re so busy blowing your ad budget purchasing competitors’ trademarks as adwords that you forget to purchase your own company’s trademarks as adwords

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@DKThomp

5 months

The top link that comes up when you google "airbnb": VRBO The top link that comes up when you google "vrbo": Airbnb

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

@clhubes absolutely my exact thought process! didn’t they have these in the opening sequence to the show parenthood too 😍

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

8 months

"for your security, you were logged out" idk westlaw i'm not that worried about my security are you afraid if someone happens upon my laptop they'll be unable to resist the urge to start shepardizing cases willy-nilly

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

i just googled the lawyers from the first trial team i was ever on. the men are now partners at ropes & gray, sidley, maynard cooper gale, & quinn emanuel. the 3 women on the team have left practice 🤔

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

26 days

@minnie89271 yup. just took me a minute to figure that out.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

a few men have jumped in to chastise me, so to clarify: i would not mock a person wishing me a happy YK. i'd simply thank (& perhaps gently educate). an institutional alumni account with 45k followers can, imo, be held to a different standard, esp. given that account's goals.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

in the middle of my 2L year I broke up with my fiancé & my friends threw me an unbachelorette party at a dive bar in new haven with all the classic bach ridiculousness & a cake with a headless groom anyway I think >50% of the attendees are now tenured professors 👑

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

11 months

. @rollingstone reports that 95% of NFTs are worth nothing today — “a spectacular crash for assets that reached a trading volume of $17b” in 2021.” around 4 out of every 5 collections remains unsold.

Your NFTs Are Actually — Finally — Totally Worthless

NFTs, once hyped as a revolution in cryptocurrency and digital art, have crashed since their boom market, becoming worthless.

www.rollingstone.com

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

7 months

@MegStEsprit the beauty of chanukah is if you ask your kids this on the first night you can almost always get the thing they want by the last night 😆

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 months

new trademark fair use hypo just dropped

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

@katiedimartin planned a 5-person panel on which I was the last speaker (alpha order)—the rest men. 2nd speaker went over by 3 minutes, 3rd went over by 18 minutes while I waved my hands frantically, fourth announced “looks like I’m the last speaker!” & went over by 5. no time left for me 😫

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

8 months

it’s giving “who wants to sue me first?”

Tessa Molnar

@TessaVMolnar

8 months

Artist Seth Fountain is selling “BIRKLAND” bags, parodying Costco’s KIRKLAND SIGNATURE brand and Hermès’s famed BIRKIN bags

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2 years

@bronactitley when i have mentioned to my kids that some families have 2 moms or 2 dads they're always like "uggghhh it's so unfair that i don't get 2 moms, why can't I have 2 moms!?!?" 😆

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1 year

"the highest paid public employee in 40 states is the state university's football coach" is a stat i just need to sit with for a minute sometimes

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@lexlanham

2 months

@Eodyne1 women: what if my rideshare driver assaults or stalks me blackwolf: we hear you & are sending you bigger dudes with weapons!

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alexandra j. roberts

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2 years

women: are lawyers women's clothing stores: oh we decided not to sell suits anymore

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@lexlanham

2 years

husband, via text: what does punch down mean me: criticizing or coming after someone w/ less power or status than you husband: challah-wise me: ohhhhh you just... punch the challah. with your fist

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@lexlanham

2 years

I cannot even begin to imagine being a law student rn trying to concentrate on final exams with the supreme court explicitly on the brink of BLOWING UP bodily autonomy, access to healthcare, reproductive freedom, privacy, all the cases built on roe, & stare decisis itself

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alexandra j. roberts

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4 years

that’s it, that’s the IP law exam

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 years

I have a trademark joke but you probably heard it before—it’s generic

Karishma Kaushik, MBBS, MD, PhD, Mom

@_KarishmaK

4 years

I have a microbiology 🧫 joke, but not sure if it is ‘cultured’. 😂

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3 years

I want to put a baby in alito. & a baby in gorsuch. thomas. roberts. kavanaugh. mitch mcconnell. donald trump. no big deal, it’s just a little baby, they can give it away after they give birth to it.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

common reasons to abandon a trademark: *we went bankrupt & can't make widgets anymore *oops, we realized our mark was super racist *we were sued for infringement & lost or capitulated *we were bought out/merged *we poisoned ppl not: *a little rebrand for funsies!

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

@frogsforgirls it turns out retrieving all the stuff in the mailbox daily and dumping it in a bin in your house but never opening it? also problematic

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 months

seems from the replies that not everyone was aware of brian johnson & bryan johnson so apologies for bringing them into your life

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

I beg everyone to consider just not dating, sleeping with, or harassing your students

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@RebeccaBuxton

1 year

This senior professor thinks that a ban on sexualised behaviour between students and staff "would be more or less a ban on life as we know it." A piece written with deep nostalgia for a time when he used to sleep with his students.

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@lexlanham

4 months

on his podcast today, dave chang of momofuku apologized for the chili crunch trademark debacle & announced that the brand "will no longer enforce the trademark."

Momofuku Says It Will No Longer Enforce ‘Chile Crunch’ Trademark

After drawing backlash, Dave Chang released a special podcast episode to explain his side of the chile crunch trademark controversy

www.eater.com

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

not looking for a career change but for some reason cranberry law sounds fun to me 🧃

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

“what do you do?” “I’m an attorney.” “oh, what kind?”

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

please @nytimes i'm begging you, call an IP lawyer we will gladly take your call and tell you the difference between trademark & copyright anytime for free

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

ugh wegmans doesn't want to make my entertainment law cake b/c they think it's copyright infringement. shall i tell them discussing & then eating a frosting version of a people magazine cover is educational fair use?

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

8 months

::screams in trademark lawyer:: *deep breath* ::screams in reproductive justice::

Weed Porn

@WeedPorns

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Absolutely insane packaging lmao

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

1. hire trademark lawyers 2. ask their advice 3. follow it

Dan Lust, Esq. 🎙

@SportsLawLust

3 years

Did the Cleveland Guardians forget to check Google?

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 months

coach sues gap, inc. for trademark infringement over this old navy t-shirt that says "coach" on it, alleging it creates a likelihood of consumer confusion given coach's registered COACH marks of course, the thing about "coach" is it's also a generic noun. descriptive fair use?

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 months

@sarahhollowell i stumbled over one of those articles this week and have been looking around at everything in my house with abject horror since reading it

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

a law student this week shared some advice they received about networking events that icked us both out. the advice was to scan the room & figure out who are the most important people in it, then make it your goal to chat w/ them & skip the B-listers.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 years

nike sues MSCHF over lil nas x "unauthorized satan shoe" for infringement, false designation of origin, & dilution (blurring & tarnishment); allegations of actual confusion backed by social media evidence (i typed "nike satan" into the bloomberg search bar, so that's fun)

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

going to have to teach 1L contracts again just because of this story

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Lady Gaga is being sued by woman involved in stealing her dogs when her dog walker was held at gunpoint. Despite being connected and charged for the crime, the woman claims Gaga has to pay her the $500K reward she had announced, as she returned the dogs 2 days later.

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@lexlanham

5 months

get in loser we’re going…whatever this is

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

2) all people are people. all people are worth getting to know. conversations aren't just transactions. focusing on the people you guess to be most important might keep you from meeting your new best friend, mentor, mentee, role model, or other crucial connection.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 months

1L property professors, feast your eyes

'Wanted to cry': Bay Area woman stunned after Hawaii home built on wrong lot

"There is this house on my land, and it's not mine."

www.sfgate.com

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@lexlanham

3 years

law students who are trying to prepare for class & outline & study for final exams except you’re SO ANGRY YOU CAN’T EVEN FUNCTION: we see you.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 months

@Prof_Bruckner i braced myself but instead the entire place went DEAD SILENT and everyone avoided eye contact with each other

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@lexlanham

2 years

@andreavbecker never, sorry (I have tenure & still dream this)

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@lexlanham

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

3 months

@ejrest i agree with the sentiment but i would never dare say it out loud!

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 years

@MemoirsOfAGeisa @andizeisler exactly word for word what 7 year old me would have said if put on the phone with the president of egypt

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

@hannahmsays coincidentally my friend also signed her papers today?! so thank you for the cakespo

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

my new year’s resolution is to be either working or not working at any given time not that thing where you spend 930-1130pm telling yourself you’re working or about to work but actually neither really working nor really relaxing

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

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to the reply guys who are big mad, i'm still not sure why. relationships end; people break up. most people have many breakups in their lifetime! if you view marriage as a lifelong commitment, as i do, the trick is to make absolutely certain you pick the right person.

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1 year

my not yet literate child: the sign says you’re not allowed to eat anything that makes lots of CRUMBS me: there’s a @nathanwpyle comic about this!

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

6 years

friends, it is an honor & a privilege to share this spicy breaking news: OLD BAY sues NEW BAE for trademark infringement.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

1 year

did twitter, in the course of its business, knowingly make false representations as to sponsorship or approval by celebrities like @stephenking when it bluechecked them w/o their payment or permission? sounds like a reasonable argument. (4/25)

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tonight I was talking to a man for a while & I asked what he did & he explained his investment banking journey in copious, rather exhaustive detail & then he asked “& you, what…what do your children enjoy doing, do they have some activities they do?” bro. ladies can have jobs.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

4 years

happy 51st anniversary to my parents 🥰 how it started ----> how it's going

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 months

we need an all-hands. who do you want there? the whole legal team. counsel, sweet snacks. counsel, salty snacks. kisses counsel. kitkat counsel. all three interns. milk, dark, & krackel?! that’s right. & reese’s division. counsel, cups; counsel, pieces. it’s a hershmergency

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I don't know why I find it hilarious that Hershey has in-house counsel separated by whether they handle salty snacks or sweet snacks but I do find it hilarious.

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2 years

cat’s out of the bag! I’m so excited to join the @northeastern community july 1st as professor of law & media at both @nusl & @NU_CAMD

Daniel Medwed

@danielmedwed

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I am so thrilled that superstar trademark law scholar and all-around awesome person @lexlanham will be joining the @NUSL @Northeastern faculty this summer! Welcome aboard Alex!

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this class action’s gonna be lit

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@lexlanham

1 year

first, a lot of state unfair competition laws contain prohibitions on false endorsement. colorado, for example, specifies that "a person engages in a deceptive trade practice when, in the course of the person's business, vocation, or occupation, the person... (2/25)

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@lexlanham

2 years

yeah "(cleaned up)" is good but have you tried "(missing umlaut in original)"

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@lexlanham

1 year

@jelenawoehr this is like when I found out some countries’ zoos have “american squirrels” so exotic!

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@lexlanham

5 years

horrifying advice for a few reasons. 1) if you're judging by appearances, you'll have to use heuristics & stereotypes. we all know what that means so i won't belabor the (sexist, racist) point. we all know what "important lawyers" look like based on appearances only.

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4 years

can confirm on the record: tenured & promoted! & i intend to use my security & privilege to advocate for students & agitate for change in legal academia from the inside. ready to raise some hell 😈 #unhLOUD #blm #academicmama

Daniel Roberts

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SOURCES: I.P. and entertainment law expert @lexlanham has been GRANTED TENURE and promoted to full professor by @UNHLaw 🎉🎊🎈🏆

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@PatzG4791 smart (as long as silent phone use is ok)

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@AbbyHiggs oh no why are the toes SO REAL

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1 year

most of the value of twitter is in its trademarks: the word marks, logos, etc. plenty of consumers have negative associations with the brand, yes, but when a mark is a household name even negative goodwill has tremendous value

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@lexlanham

4 years

a student just emailed me from a hospital asking for an extension & promising a doctor's note 😭😭😭 PLEASE GUYS, I DON'T WANT A DOCTOR'S NOTE & I DON'T WANT YOU TO STRESS ABOUT ASSIGNMENTS, ALL I WANT IS YOU TO BE HEALTHY

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alexandra j. roberts

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@svershbow what if i continue wearing my most hardcore puffy coat but unzip & rezip it repeatedly over the course of my commute, sometimes taking it off altogether & then putting it back on when the wind picks up

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alexandra j. roberts

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3 years

federal court of canada orders cannabis retail store budway to pay subway $40k for trademark infringement. court ruled the name & signage were too close to subway's & "mascot in the shape of a sub sandwich filled w/ cannabis leaves & w/ bloodshot eyes" damaged co.’s reputation.

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@lexlanham

1 year

@thesarahkelly @FNoMTL in theory I know fake hair exists but my brain has never fully grasped it so I every time I see someone (in a movie, on instagram, irl) I am convinced it’s all their real hair unless told otherwise

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2 years

@ProfRobAnderson rob you actually want to put your venmo on the last slide of the deck for every class session. it's a good reminder to students to tip & incentive for you to finish the lecture on time so you get to that last slide!

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1 year

@AnnaKrauthamer it's a dissertation, michael. how long could it be, 3 pages?

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@lexlanham

4 years

toddler loses abby. begs for abby every night at bedtime. parents search house. garage. closets. under furniture. no sign of abby. weeks pass. new abby arrives in mail. parents unwrap & say “I found abby!” toddler immediately produces old abby & declares “I HAVE 2 ABBYS!”

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@lexlanham

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@ElieNYC @JillFilipovic plus they're into such a random mix. my 3 y/o is like "only chicken dinos or pasta w/ butter. but i will also eat cod, halibut, a bowl of pistachios, & as many mini cucumbers as you will allow."

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

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imagine working in HR or legal & being informed your company has just renamed one of the conference rooms "s3xy" or being a female employee called in for a meeting in the s3xy room things are going great

Ryan Mac 🙃

@RMac18

1 year

Twitter's X rebrand is underway at its San Francisco headquarters. The co. is projecting the X logo in the cafeteria and changed conference room names to words and phrases with the letter X in them. Those new names include “eXposure,” “eXult” and “s3Xy."

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

5 years

@robinschaer this is why my husband and i like to loudly announce each chore as we're doing it. & if he's not home, i just text him to let him know i did a house thing.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

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3) peer networking is also incredibly rewarding. idk where anyone who was "important" when i was in law school is now but i know where my classmates are: they are firm partners, GCs, professors, government officials, CEOs, politicians, & otherwise crushing it. play the long game.

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

2 years

"you have multiple advanced degrees" i tell myself as i spend all day staring at the healthcare plans offered through my & my spouse's employer while trying & failing to understand & compare them

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alexandra j. roberts

@lexlanham

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how do i get my students to stop apologizing to me when they don't understand something? please i just want you to learn stuff i promise i'm not mad! explaining it to you again better is literally my job

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