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Lauren

@lenofi

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A little blurry, but 35 is alright so far.

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Lauren

@lenofi

2 years

if you have any respect for the work me and my colleagues do, you will not watch “ancient apocalypse” on netflix. it appears to be pseudoarchaeology and ego rolled together. the theories are soundly disproven by contemporary science, and the worldview is one of white supremacy.

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@lenofi

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@psychogf_ @chrissyteigen yes! it also includes nonbinary folks! queer spanish-speakers have actually been using “amigxs” for years to be inclusive to everyone. thanks for asking. 😊

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@lenofi

4 years

@chrissyteigen do everything in a british accent and don’t acknowledge you’re even doing it when they ask you why

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@lenofi

6 years

@chrissyteigen ILY can you please also specifically encourage your latinx followers to vote because no one reaches out us even though there are 29 million eligible hispanic voters!!!!

Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

to the latinx friends we love: we all have a voice, even though some say we don’t and make it nearly impossible for us to use it. but we MUST use it. for ourselves, our families, and each other.

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@lenofi

2 years

so @DisneyPlus is gonna give every possible marvel and star wars character a show for the next century and cancel the fun and heartfelt and queer found-family story of #willow ???? THIS SUCKS ASS

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

‘WILLOW’ has been cancelled by Disney+ after 1 season. (Source: Deadline)

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

@hallsy09 T A Y L O R...i too dabble in balls

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Lauren

@lenofi

5 years

@emalcolm_ he’s got FIVE separate looks happening and none of them are working together

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Lauren

@lenofi

4 years

@chrissyteigen it’s just white feminist capitalism in action (“it’s bad unless /i/ am the one making money doing something i like”)

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

he was born with a tongue too but he ain't use it

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

7 years

Maybe he's born with it. #NHLMediaDay

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@lenofi

6 years

@psychogf_ @chrissyteigen i wish i knew how to add captions to an iPhone video lmao. 😅 all i said was “hello my wonderful people, this is a final appeal: vote vote vote please! for you yourselves, your families, and for all of us!”

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@lenofi

4 years

🗣 Trans people have existed since the beginning of human society and absolutely deserve to live and love without fear and if you disagree then FUCK YOU

Sarah McGonagall

@gothspiderbitch

4 years

For absolutely no reason at all, here are some examples of transgender and non-binary identities being recognized by ancient cultures around the world.

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@lenofi

6 years

why doesn’t erik, the best karlsson, simply eat the other two

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

@chrissyteigen she doesn’t even speak for all Laurens she is like the worst ambassador for Laurens as a Lauren I’m offended

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Lauren

@lenofi

5 years

“i love a laminator.” why is 13 the most relatable? #DoctorWho

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@lenofi

8 years

@chrissyteigen you're the leader we deserve

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

so much for standing up for teammates. y’all really gonna let DSP bear all the emotional labor (and consequences) of protest??? hmm just like a squad of whites.

Dan Steinberg

@dcsportsbog

6 years

Capitals players say they'd like to visit the White House for a celebration

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

Playoff Rainbow Death Crab for April 18 (amended)

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Lauren

@lenofi

2 years

i can tell you far more interesting stories that are based in archaeology, historical research, and scientific experimentation if there is a site you’re curious about! and i will do it gladly if it keeps another pair of eyes and ears from consuming his drivel.

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Lauren

@lenofi

8 years

@chrissyteigen there's a penalty in hockey called "too many men" and i'm like yeah same i don't see a problem???

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

the fact that people are still harassing a woman who knows hockey for pointing out that white males get handed hockey jobs for painting their face and getting screencapped when women and nb writers get blacklisted for valid hockey and social opinions is unsurprising

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

@chrissyteigen fruit are clearly a metaphor for the proletariat let them rise up and smite the capitalists

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@lenofi

2 years

@oldenoughtosay

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@lenofi

1 year

@chrissyteigen it’s the scarlet letter but even less sexy

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@lenofi

6 years

i hope max domi and brendan gallagher get into a fight over who is the biggest asshole in montreal only to annihilate each other with the sheer force of their terrible personalities

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

what is this, a monastery for ants?

North Ages

@NorthAges

6 years

Jan 12: Feast of Benedict Biscop (628-89), abbot. Founded St Peter's, Wearmouth, in 674 and sister monastery of St Paul's, Jarrow, in 682. Both foundations benefited enormously from his trips to the continent and the masons and other craftsmen, books and ideas he returned with.

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@lenofi

8 years

@PKessel81 I LOVE YOU

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@lenofi

5 years

@chrissyteigen i suddenly feel the urge to find my preschool boyfriend circa 1993 who i only selected because he was the only other brown kid and i thought that was the rules

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

@FW_Medieval @bonnieventure @AbiBleach omg it seems to be entirely made of foam on top of a cold pint glass of coke

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Lauren

@lenofi

3 years

absolutely mortified that someone i respect so much as a educator just followed me on here when i am simply a dumb baby made entirely out of jaffa cakes and wielding a trowel. i will absolutely let you down, @DrJaninaRamirez , but i’m sure i will continue to learn from you!

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

not just young white male voices...hockey needs women and nonbinary persons and people of color

Mark Lazerus

@MarkLazerus

7 years

Hockey needs younger voices, newer voices, more enlightened and analytical and intelligent voices. Not dinosaurs from a bygone era.

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@lenofi

1 year

this is the only good statement from an american elected i have seen actually

Congresswoman Cori Bush

@RepCori

1 year

My statement on the ongoing violence in Palestine and Israel ⬇️

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@lenofi

5 years

it’s 4/20 so remember that black and brown people are incarcerated for nonviolent minor marijuana charges and those should all be vacated when pot is legalized. pot MUST be regulated by having a minimum age however, because of its psychotic effects on growing brains. BLAZE IT.

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@lenofi

2 years

i have heard murderers saying less sociopathic things on the news than economists

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@lenofi

6 years

as a catholic i’m offended at how weak these #metgala outfits are. WE ARE THE VERY DEFINITION OF EXTRA. FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS. GIMME A MESH BODICE WHEREIN YOUR TORSO IS A GOLD LINED RELIQUARY GIMME MOCK CLOISONNÉ GIMME SEVERED BODY PARTS DAINTLY HELD OUT FOR A PILGRIM’S KISS

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@lenofi

5 years

tie domi and his equally disgusting spawn max are racists and you better not forget it

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Lauren

@lenofi

9 years

this is my first CHART it is MATHEMATICALLY SOUND and OBJECTIVE so keep your RUDE EDITS 2 URSELF

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@lenofi

1 year

@lexilafleur meanwhile their husbands have four teeth and wear camo unironically

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Lauren

@lenofi

8 years

you: [does the macarena] me, an intellectual: [does all five movements from #theOA ]

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@lenofi

6 years

@chrissyteigen the thing that cheers me up about coco when it’s over and i am a crying mess is remembering that abuela throwing a chancla (flip flop thing) at you as a child is a latinx cultural universal whatever country or island you’re from

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@lenofi

2 years

@chrissyteigen constitutional law students are gonna have to watch this video in a century or two and there’s gonna be historians doing dissertations on you for this one quote

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@lenofi

2 years

my car was making a funny sound and i diagnosed it myself because i listened to every episode of @cartalk from the late nineties til their end in 2012 THANKS BROS

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Lauren

@lenofi

9 years

do you know how many years of failure that had to align for this goal to happen for the oilers

Edmonton Oilers

@EdmontonOilers

9 years

Beauty passing from @RNH_93 to @hallsy04 to @cmcdavid97 in front for the PPG and the #Oilers are in complete control. #EDMvsCGY

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Lauren

@lenofi

5 years

remember the time he led his championship team to meet our very own racist and abusing supervillain in the white house and refused to address the concerns of his fans even though his hometown experienced race riots

Pittsburgh Penguins

@penguins

5 years

Distinguished on and off the ice.

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@lenofi

8 years

@chrissyteigen someone told me lasagna was a sandwich and i had to sit down because NO

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

to the women of madrid protesting today, thank you for raising your voices about the absence of justice, the victim-blaming, and the continued systemic violence against women. I AM WITH YOU. WE ARE WITH YOU. hermana, sí te creo #LaManadaSomosNosotras

Lourdes Gómez.▼🍉

@Lou_Gomezz

7 years

“Si tocan a una, nos tocan a todas”. Hermana, yo si te creo, y aún sin conocerte, mataría monstruos por ti 💪🏾 #JusticiaPatriarcal #LaManadaSomosNosotras

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@lenofi

5 years

@J15Emerson this is the hockey player interview content i actually want. thx bruh.

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@lenofi

6 years

peggy emphasizing bay-to and rolling her Rs because she is canvassing in latinx communities

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@lenofi

3 years

these folks are putting everything on the line right now. EVERYTHING to be seen and heard by this administration that is still keeping Brown people in cages and wheeling and dealing their futures behind closed doors.

Movimiento Cosecha

@CosechaMovement

3 years

BREAKING: Community members arrested outside the White House protesting President Biden's 100th day in office without adequate action on immigration. We want papers, not crumbs! Permanent protection for all undocumented immigrants, not piecemeal bills that divide & criminalize!

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Lauren

@lenofi

8 years

pls direct this to your design ppl @GoldenKnights YOU'RE USING A HELMET STYLE WHICH PRECEDES THE MEDIEVAL CONCEPT OF KNIGHTHOOD BY CENTURIES

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

complicity in the shadows is still complicity @Capitals

Isabelle Khurshudyan

@ikhurshudyan

6 years

Capitals announce there will be no official ceremony or media availability while the team is in the White House. The team will take part in a private tour and will meet the President in the Oval Office.

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@lenofi

4 years

interesting how threatened the white dudes who study the medieval period on twitter are simply by WOC existing in the same space

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Lauren

@lenofi

3 years

if boromir can take three arrows you can surely get a goddamn vaccination and booster

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

*dubinsky wipes a single tear off his phone-screen* why is everyone so mean to me

Brandon Dubinsky

@BDubi17

7 years

Didn't know being a @PredsNHL fan came along with such hate! Night everyone!

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@lenofi

7 years

bobby ryan's so racist (how racist is he?) no this isn't a joke he's just exceedingly racist

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Lauren

@lenofi

2 years

another Black man killed for simply asking for help. please click through for action you can take to support his family and rally details.

zellie

@zellieimani

2 years

This was our Najee The Neighborhood Hero. Here he is in his element talking to youth in one of his healing circles. Last Friday he was killed by police after he called 9111 while experiencing a mental health crisis. Let people know who Brother Na really was. #justice4najee

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@lenofi

5 years

unsolicited dik-dik pics on my instagram are actually good

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@lenofi

6 years

@chrissyteigen *snaps suspenders* it’s what we Of The Internet do best

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@lenofi

5 years

@chrissyteigen okay mine is a bust but please make an online dating series where you matchmake people with randoms from their youth

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Lauren

@lenofi

6 years

are you telling me that gritty has a blue bellybutton and is therefore a placental mammal and not a monotreme

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

6 years

This is the ideal Grit body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. #StadiumSeries

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@lenofi

1 year

i have a complicated relationship with spain (fuck them!) (okay maybe it’s not that complicated) if SPANISH electeds are getting freaked out by war crimes in gaza and calling on international court holy shit you’ve lost the plot

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Lauren

@lenofi

7 years

Brutus in 44BC: I just remember being surprised when the knife came out of my hand and thinking "Magnus."

Wes Crosby

@OtherNHLCrosby

7 years

More Crosby on the water bottle: "I just remember being surprised when it came out of my hand and thinking 'Great.'" #Pens

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@lenofi

6 years

did they photoshop him outta stuff? can we call him TROTZKY?

Greg Wyshynski

@wyshynski

6 years

Not a single verbal reference to Barry Trotz, nor an image of him in their championship montage during the banner raising. #Capitals

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@lenofi

6 years

@chrissyteigen are you still in pittsburgh? do you have time to come help me sort my life out? or at least show me how to make something Not In The Microwave? that’s exceedingly helpful too

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@lenofi

8 years

i hate the team's name especially because gold is a very soft metal relatively speaking and thus a knight in a gold suit of armor would DIE

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Lauren

@lenofi

3 years

fixed it for you, @elmo

Legonium

@tutubuslatinus

3 years

Elmo malum habet, euge! Elmo’s got an apple, yaaaaaay! - Elmo

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@lenofi

6 years

to the latinx friends we love: we all have a voice, even though some say we don’t and make it nearly impossible for us to use it. but we MUST use it. for ourselves, our families, and each other.

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@lenofi

1 year

@oldenoughtosay i just don’t care about ANY men’s opinions, least of all on civilization

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@lenofi

2 years

now i gotta memorize a bunch of color coded check marks??? we are a slippery slope away from victorian flower language

dps2002

@dps2002

2 years

Hmm.

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@lenofi

7 years

@chrissyteigen there was a tiki barber

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@lenofi

1 year

this is gonna freak people out but i grew up in a mob neighborhood and it was diverse and safe and also had incredible food

Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

1 year

My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.

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@lenofi

5 years

reminded my mom to donate to @JulianCastro and she asked how much... “idk it’s your money” “but it’s your future.” MOM COMING IN WITH THE REALNESS?!?!

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@lenofi

3 years

the smartest thing i ever did as an admittedly smart person was not do a phd yet people are like ahh you must not be very smart since you only have a masters and i am like you know what you need to refer to me a master now as punishment for such a bad take

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@lenofi

6 years

@chrissyteigen Udderly worth it

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@lenofi

5 years

@chrissyteigen i need an apron with like a bitmoji your mom’s face and “i’m pepper!” on it and maybe i might not suck at cooking

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@lenofi

2 years

some students were doing bootleg wordles on the board today during tech ed and the answer to one was “broch” and they all go WTF IS A BRAWTCH and look at me, and when i tell you i have been preparing for this moment my WHOLE LIFE!!! @TheBrochProject @DigItScotland @ArchScot

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@lenofi

6 years

You Can Play is ally-focused and not particularly good at anything except swindling franchises to give them some money and all parties acting like it absolves said teams from any further inclusivity action

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@lenofi

7 years

hmmm ya know another thing you could've done after winning was actually respect your fans who are women, POC, queer, disabled etc by not rubbing elbows with that scumbag in the white house but yeah sure a glass box of ugly jewelry is special too

Pittsburgh Penguins

@penguins

7 years

Crosby on today's trip to the @HockeyHallFame : "It's nice to have these people here to see the ring and to spend some time here in a unique place. To do this is pretty special. It's one of the many things that you're fortunate enough to do when you win."

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@lenofi

6 years

@penguins THIS AINT IT, CHIEF. Literally.

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@lenofi

7 years

@BeauBennett19 man we are all in such a good mood you'll probably get a BJ just for roster nostalgia

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@lenofi

1 year

sorry but that story about marines hassling underage girls and getting absolutely beat down by the other teens has sent me to another plane of existence

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@lenofi

1 year

i am not trying to minimize dog aggression or invalidate people’s fears but the dog bites (treasury) cops and talks to ghosts??? that deserves unlimited scooby snacks

Populism Updates

@PopulismUpdates

1 year

What is going on with this Commander story

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@lenofi

7 years

@SiFoulaReel @katemond *nic cage voice* i'm going to steal big ben

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@lenofi

5 years

jon snow screaming at an undead dragon

Alex Rose, Former Superstar

@alexfatch

5 years

On a scale from Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute to group projects? #BattleofWinterfell #GameofThrones

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@lenofi

3 years

this final is between the two most DRAMATIC countries in europe and i don’t think anyone is truly prepared for it. you say you are. you think you are. but you are not.

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@lenofi

7 years

mood: MAF calmly placing the puck down to keep it in play for 0.34 seconds

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@lenofi

2 years

my dad just found out he is now cancer-free 🥰

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@lenofi

8 years

players who chose to support someone who ran on hatred, since female/POC/queer/disabled/muslim fans deserve to know

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@lenofi

1 year

there’s a lot of horrifying things that are happening right now at @pennmuseum with respect to their unethical collection and display of Black and Brown bodies which they are insisting they didn’t do…by illegally detaining Black and Brown bodies.

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@lenofi

6 years

the woman who in her excitement for hockey showed her boobs didn’t get any legit job offers btw

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@lenofi

7 years

this is like an animorphs cover where the last picture should be a fcking cockroach

pain

@worstcanesacct

7 years

This looks like a progression of 1 person falling

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@lenofi

9 years

instead of framing this as "what's happening in buffalo" it should be "why are hypermasculinized athletes committing crimes against women"

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@lenofi

3 years

@lexilafleur there’s no players with brunette latinx wives and that’s because they don’t deserve us actually

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@lenofi

5 years

women are truly superior in every way and i love them

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@lenofi

1 year

every non-British person since the medieval period:

@[email protected]

@Imani_Barbarin

1 year

We don’t talk about Britain’s role in all of this enough for my liking.

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@lenofi

9 years

pavelski: hey jumbo feel my shirt guess what it's made of thornton: uh cotton pavelski: it's captain material bruh

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@lenofi

7 years

bryan rust talking about youppi!'s ＢＩＧＢＯＤＹ is the most important thing in my life right now

Pittsburgh Penguins

@penguins

7 years

Playin' chel with the kids. Enter to win an @EASPORTSNHL Penguins Prize Pack:

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@lenofi

2 years

@SparkleTindi yep another lying yt dude trying to sell more people on his personal decades-old grift

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@lenofi

7 years

1. tyler seguin barely grasps the english language 2. he's out here complaining about teammate's language as exclusionary ya OK bud

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@lenofi

2 years

one of my seniors asked me about becoming an archaeologist and i am putting together a word doc with resources so please pass along anything you found helpful in getting involved! (i curse the demise of past horizons project page with all the american and european field schools.)

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@lenofi

2 years

my fave depiction in all of human poetry is extremely niche: jay hulme’s portrayal of Jesus…the Jesus I see in my mind and heart…the Jesus dancing in the club is another one of my faves

Jay Hulme

@JayHulmePoet

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A poem in which it's the Temptation of Christ - except instead of Satan it's us, trying to lure Jesus away from the chaos and mess of everyday life and confine him to the cathedrals and human-warmed thrones we built as vast reflections of our own flawed human understanding.

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