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5 years
@plalor My bank would’ve rejected the $9.99
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6 years
“Laird is one of the biggest improvers for Adelaide this year” BT he was all-Australian last year...this is why I mute the tv
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3 years
If you’re ever feeling out of your depth or like you don’t know what you’re talking about, just remember that whatever you say couldn’t be worse than this…
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5 years
Pinching isn’t working...maybe Stratton should try defending? #AFLDonsHawks
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2 years
Well done Brad/Chris Scott, whichever one of you works for the AFL has killed the game…
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2 years
I heard there was some news about Sam Walsh...
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1 year
My take on the LDU #supercoach controversy
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2 years
It was a good day. @CarltonFC
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4 years
The lengths Essendon will go to just to avoid playing the Blues next week...
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Sam McClure
4 years
Essendon‘a Connor McKenna has tested positive to Covid-19.
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@lekdog
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5 years
Here it is, my team reveal for 2019! #Supercoach
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5 years
Kade Simpson not in sleeves? I don't care if it's 50 degrees you put those sleeves on! #supercoach
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2 years
This is probably why he was homesick for Port and not Adelaide
@RileyBev
Riley Beveridge
2 years
Jason Horne-Francis has signed a six-year contract with Port Adelaide, taking him through to 2028. @AFLcomau
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3 years
Can I get a Sam Walsh “Fuck yeah” tshirt?
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4 years
I get annoyed if I have to wait 11 minutes for my #democracysausage to vote...
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Johnta Austin
4 years
Now at 11hrs in line but we are next! A long journey but wouldn’t be anywhere else! Please vote everyone!
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@lekdog
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9 years
Was an absolute pleasure meeting @henrygayle today, laughed hard too while he interviewed a fan about his love life
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@lekdog
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11 months
Harry should’ve kicked two goals from the goal square last night, no denying that. I simply want to point out that he also assisted the two first goals of the game which gave use the buffer we held onto for the remainder of the game. Go Blues.
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3 years
🏡🤝
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4 years
Twas the night before trade period and all the journos were asleep. Dodoro was planning for all the players he couldn't keep. Clarko was punting all of the young talent he had. DeGoey was getting screwed because his manager's his dad.
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6 years
I’m not seeing #Aquaman out of principle. #NotMyAquaMan
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6 years
In #SoloStarWars there is a moment so great that it made the kids in front of me sit in the each of their seats so much that I thought they’d fall off their chairs. I smiled so much when they looked at their dad in amazement. Such fun :)
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3 years
There’s not one Carlton person out there surprised by this.
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3 years
I am officially “one of those fans” #AFLBluesCrows
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3 years
We have the likely Coleman medallist. A likely top-10 finisher in the Brownlow. Three likely all-Australians. We couldn’t beat Gold Coast coming off a 98 point loss… #aflbluessuns
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@lekdog
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5 years
Watching Sam Docherty training videos on insta is the most frightening and exciting thing in the world #boundbyblue
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@lekdog
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3 years
If you can, please donate to this great cause #DoingItForDoc @CarltonFC
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@lekdog
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2 years
Update.
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2 years
Is this the worst piece of @CarltonFC memorabilia ever made? #AFLBluesTigers
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@lekdog
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4 years
For Cale Hooker’s 200th 7 put together a fail montage, for Kreuzer’s retirement Dwayne redrafted his draft class...can’t wait to see how the mainstream media besmirch other club champions this year. Maybe they’ll compare Gary Ablett to all the other bald players from history?
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@lekdog
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3 years
So Murph has made a very good crack at it, a lot of people seem to have forgotten what he gave the club and painted a completely fabricated picture of him...
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@CarltonFC
Carlton FC
3 years
A club captain, a club champion, a club man through and through. Marc Murphy has informed the playing group that his 300th game this weekend will be his last. Thank you for everything, Murph. 💙
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Carlton memberships in the last three finals appearances. 2011 - 43,791 2013 - 50,564 2023 - 95,277 #StrongerTogether #baggers
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3 years
My fear is that I’ll get covid and when they do my contact tracing they’ll question my 12 trips to the nearest KFC...
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8 months
I need a lawyer
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3 years
Why does everyone in these “protests” look like a compete fuck head?
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2 years
I don’t know what this really means but it’s interesting nonetheless. The oldest player on Carlton’s list who has ONLY been on Carlton’s list is Patrick Cripps at 27 (turning 28 next year). Next is the man of the moment Charlie Curnow at 25. Plenty of upside in this group.
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@lekdog
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3 years
Who wore it better?
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11 months
Brian Cook confirms there is a multi-year offer in front of Jack Silvagni at the club member event. #baggers
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4 years
@friendlyjordies The news is doing a good job of extracting all of the parts that don't contain any actual information from your video...
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2 years
She’s waiting for me…
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If I'm ever on death row for a crime I didn't commit, I'm calling @CarltonFC 's legal team.
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Take a photo, she ain’t happening again #supercoach
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3 years
@LukeSayers IF you wrote an article disparaging the Carlton board two weeks in a row… THEN you’d be feeling pretty silly right about now.
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4 years
Croc will be all over it, we'll hear from Purple and Mitch. "Orazio for a first? I reckon that's a bit rich" Players are a movin', Jezza, Zac and Corr. This rhyme was brought to you by Maccas, straight to your door. #AFLTrade
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3 years
2227 for me #supercoach Feels like a decent score
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I would be worried if I was the Dogs, Port can kick 19 unanswered goals pretty easily #AFLPowerDogs
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2 years
This is how much I love Harry Mckay @CarltonFC
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3 years
Double dipped #VaxVic
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2 years
To everyone who is wondering how Richmond will “fit in” Hopper & Taranto. I imagine the club will agree to a salary with them, sign a contract for that salary & then submit their cap sheet to the AFL. The AFL will then probably sign off on it because it will be within the cap.
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I have some fucked news… #supercoach
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@lekdog
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2 years
Well that's pretty cool... #supercoach
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Guaranteed.
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5 years
Already seen a Carlton fan being arrested and removed for being drunk. Footy is back!
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Great start to his footy watching career!
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6 years
Thank you @CarltonFC .
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I always knew Carlton’s forward line of Williams, Kemp, McGovern, Cincotta and Acres was the answer.
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10 months
Bevo gets his full back 🤝
@cleary_mitch
Mitch Cleary
10 months
Melbourne premiership midfielder James Harmes has requested a trade to the Western Bulldogs. The Demons will facilitate the move, having told Harmes he is free to look for a new home with a year to run on his contract. Adds more defensive bite to Dogs midfield @7NewsMelbourne
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I did the thing, I’ve added a player who at no point has been in my team #supercoach
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@lekdog
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3 years
Round 1 #SuperCoach Score: 2277 Rank: 427 🔥: BOAK, Dunkley, Daniel, Merrett, Rowe, Laird, Short, Gulden, Stewart, Oliver, Martin, Zorko, Flynn (bench). ❄: Grundy, Fullarton. ✅ Boak + Zorko PODs Trades: None at this stage
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@lekdog
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Had a lot of shit jobs to do during a shit period for the club. But always wore his sleeves and was the nicest bloke going around. Always defended this man and always will! #sleevewatch
@CarltonFC
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All the best for the future, Mr Plow. 🤝 Thank you for 125 games in the Navy Blue. 💙
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This O’Brien fella can kick, when did we pick him up? Bright future ahead…
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4 years
I hate you all
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I have jumped off Naismith. #supercoach
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2 years
Finally! Time for the trade period.
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4 years
I’ve successfully ruined my side. Now to wait for rookies. #supercoach
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This is good
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2 years
Shit beer, good view.
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4 years
@FOXFOOTY @FAKE_FOOTY I think they just retired you
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I’m taking some time folks, will tweet out links to content but taking a rest from notifications xoxo
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1 year
I hope par is 1800 this week #supercoach
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1 year
No wonder they extended him, bloke is everywhere!
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2 years
Clayton Oliver is projected to score 193 by @Supercoach this week #supercoach
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1 year
The rumours are true, this will be our last #supercoach season with JR. Certain we'll be doing something together, just not this... Love ya @PatchToTheMax
@jock_reynolds
Jock Reynolds
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The podcast is here! If you don't want to hear the sap from @lekdog & @PatchToTheMax discussing their #supercoach futures you can skip to the 40 minutes of trade chat! Listen here:
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Good news everyone, I'm Covid-free. Just a standard chest infection for me!
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1 year
Good to see 2023 will be a year where I use a trade every round in the ruck #supercoach
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@lekdog
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3 years
Anyone else suspect that Jack Martin probably wasn’t ready to come straight back in? #aflswansblues
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@lekdog
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5 years
You may have been dropped from sides via the app, but take pride in the fact that very few people have outperformed Gary Ablett Junior in a match @GorringeDaniel Round 21, 2013: Port Adelaide v Gold Coast
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@lekdog
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3 years
It’s going to be ok. Remember to breathe. Take a moment to yourself if you’re feeling overwhelmed.
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10 months
The worst part about today at Ikon was having to listen to the Channel 7 commentary. Awful.
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@lekdog
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4 years
I love this club. I love Eddie Betts. I love football.
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Carlton FC
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WE'VE DONE IT! BREATHE 'BAGGERS, BREATHE! #OwnTheFuture #AFLCatsBlues
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Dusty, Danger and Bont kicked 37 goals between them...pretty good. Carlton’s offseason recruits Newnes, Betts and Martin kicked 38 goals between them...better Jack Newnes kicked the best goal of the year. Jack Newnes snubbed. Check mate atheists. #allaustralian
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I call this “my phone was dead so Dad used his Android” 🧢 #UptheBaggers
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6 years
Sometimes we over think #SuperCoach captaincy. Best midfielder in the game against the weakest side in the competition, probably gonna score well.
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2 years
The second part of this is the big problem with the system.
@mattforrest29
Matt Forrest
2 years
Jack Bowes and pick 7 for a future third round selection seems so wrong, especially with Geelong extending the contract and minimising any impact of a salary dump #AFL #TradeRadio
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We’re putting together the All-Sleeves best 22. Kade Simpson will he handed the C (I’m not willing to negotiate this) & slotted straight into a back pocket. Give us your suggestions for player, position & rough guess at TIS (Time In Sleeves) over their career below #sleevewatch
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@lekdog
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4 years
Remember when needles showing up in strawberries was our biggest problem? #COVIDVIC19
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3 years
Any chance the teams get posted tonight?
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1 year
A few observations 1. I clearly have a problem 2. I clearly have some generous friends and family 3. I need bigger walls
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@lekdog
Lekdog
3 years
Great start to the off-season for Two-Phone Tone
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@FOXFOOTY
Fox Footy
3 years
Patrick Cripps subbed OUT of the game. Dow now into the game for @CarltonFC . 📝 BLOG: 🔢 MATCH CENTRE: 📺 WATCH #AFLBluesGiants on @kayosports :
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4 years
When I said “I hope both teams lose” this is exactly what I meant #aflpiestigers
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@lekdog
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3 years
The spirit of Patrick Cripps has spoken to me, my trades are locked in. Treloar & Jordan for Cerra and Cripps #supercoach
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@lekdog
Lekdog
3 years
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.
@7NewsMelbourne
7NEWS Melbourne
3 years
How will the Magpies tackle the trade period, and is a big man on the move? Day one of the AFL Trade Period, @TomBrowne7 and @cleary_mitch have the latest developments to look out for. @7AFL #7AFL #7NEWS
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Breaking - Player goes to a club of his choice in free agency as is his right to do so, public can’t comprehend a basic system. More to come.
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3 years
When are they updating Gawn’s halftime score? #supercoach
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