Entire country after the Brent Venables hire: “first time head coach. 40% of their roster gone. They’re in rebuilding mode.”
Entire country after 3-0 start: “who have they played?”
@UncleJohn1
@DrEtiquette
@TexasteaPeggy
No one intervenes or stands up for other people anymore. Almost everyone would rather take out their phone to record a man hitting a woman and posting it on social media than standing up for her.
Imagine the best chicken fried steak place you know...
Then put that chicken fried steak on a toasted bun, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
Now imagine that you didn't have to get out of your car to get that.
John Oliver offering Clarence Thomas a million dollars a year for the rest of his life plus a luxury “condo on wheels” if he resigns from the Supreme Court
Casual OU fan at work: “what’d ya think of that OU game? They couldn’t even tackle a midget out there. Coaches better find players that wanna play or we’re screwed.”
Me:
Wife: “why are you watching the OU game and not the Olympics?”
Me: “because it’s OU softball...”
Wife: “the Olympics is every four years. OU softball is every year.”
Me: “OU athletics is life now leave me alone.”
@TRAVIS_MATSHALL
@ayeejuju
At the end of World War 2 thousands of Nazis, many high ranking, fled to South America, namely Argentina. Like whole families. There are some towns and cities in Argentina where the majority of the population is blonde hair/blue eyed German
Alex Storako:
-Senior Oklahoma transfer pitcher (Michigan)
18-0 record
1 no hitter
Earns the W of the final game of the
#WCWS
to clinch it for the Sooners.
*also a great dugout dancer with tag team partner Nicole May.
Attention ADs from the ACC, Big Ten, Big 12 or Pac-12 …
@GatorsFB
is looking to add additional Home-and-Home series against P5 opponents. Let’s connect and schedule quality games the fans want to see!
#GoGators
@JaxsonnJordan
Jason, Patty Gasso makes her team sleep in tents in December for bonding exercises and makes her team do Oklahoma drills before each game. That’s why they’ve got so many rings they can’t turn door handles.
Deal with it.
OSU coworker in the lounge this morning:
“You think OSU can pull off the upset this weekend?”
Me: “you better take the F out of way”
Him: “there’s no F in way”
Me: “exactly”
Tomorrow’s gonna be a good day Sooner Nation.