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welcome to purgatory☕here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: alt account: @lazilybenjamin

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@Douggernaut_2 society needs austin powers 4
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@Douggernaut_2 seeing mulaney not in a suit is so jarring
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balloon boy is back at it again
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today i am once again nothing more than balloon boy
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it’s his day
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@GabeBiwit10 it’s friday baby fuck
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half a decade on this godforsaken app
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today i am once again nothing more than balloon boy
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today i am nothing more than balloon boy
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my updated horror movie collection
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my horror movie collection
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@shirtsthtgohard rare shirts that go hard L
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@EcstasyWrongs @fuckyoutacks i took the D.A.R.E. oath as a child and in my pledge statement it clearly reads: "I promise NOT to do drugs, avoid violence, be responsible, & make responsible choices."
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i got a haircut
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my horror movie collection
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i'm a double threat, both a negative nancy and a debbie downer
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happy friday the 13th to all who celebrate
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an earworm of mine
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going homer simpson mode: eating a donut
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every hot girl has a deep history with sonic the hedgehog
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if you play music on your phone loud enough for other people to hear while shopping inside a store you should be sentenced to the death penalty
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thousand island stare
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"sub" sandwich DOES NOT stand for "submarine" sandwich, it stands for "substantial" sandwich and i will not be hearing otherwise
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today i am nothing more than balloon boy
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@MikeyChan12 apple iphone 7
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top tier health class movie, right up there with the one where a woman literally gives birth
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being called "buddy" by someone roughly the same age as you is demeaning as hell
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@Newposter2 @EternalGh0st666 sounds like somebody i know
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@nohohankpilled keefe is a national treasure
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happy happy birthday from applebees to you, we wish it was our birthday so we could party too
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when people in my neighborhood light fireworks off for the 4th of july weekend my dogs get vietnam war flashbacks
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@kaspartine thank youuu
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i love killing two birds with one stone
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merry christmas snoopy stans! 🎅🏻
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@liv_ordietrying @spockautism to be a tumblr sexyman
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@Q_Review @EcstasyWrongs remember when this ride broke down on us and we were stuck inside lmao
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@rusticwallace hello benjamin
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@EcstasyWrongs speak your truth king
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@EternalGh0st666 apple iphone 7
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@EcstasyWrongs @aanand jeff mangum is a lyrical genius
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home-schooled kids do not deserve rights
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@EcstasyWrongs @TitoMahalo like a moth to the flame
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@xefiety thank you!
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