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Lee Newton

1 year

If you didn’t know- @AndrewDelman and I have been doing a Podcast for a few months now- it’s called Favorite Cheese- it’s so fun, and honestly a dream. This is one of my favorite moments so far 💛

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Lee Newton

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4 years

THE. MASK. GOES. OVER. YOUR. NOSE.

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2 years

It’s giving “Tumnus”…

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5 years

You think @lizzo was like, “I’m gonna create a full on societal shift by obliterating archaic beauty standards, and also play dope flute.”

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3 years

The fact that he HASN’T come out with a cologne called “ELON MUSK” tells me he’s not as smart as we think...

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7 years

Just an FYI, Logan Paul has ALWAYS been a giant pile of trash.

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5 years

Sure your Hot Girl Summer is cool but I’m gettin ready for Fat girl Fall, when I can put my chunky ass in an oversized sweater and dip a whole Pumpkin pie in hot cocoa.

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5 years

I never thought I had a “kink” but a mid 50’s cashier named Susan just said “Good girl” after discovering a sale I found... and, I think- I think I found it.

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5 years

My departure from The Valleyfolk.

Lee Newton - An Announcement

Hi, if you have any questions, watch this, I love all of you.

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Lee Newton

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4 years

Debate drinking game: Just drink.

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7 years

Our video is now Trending at #5 on YouTube. We've got over 2,500 Patrons. I made a killer soup.

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Lee Newton

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7 years

Welp...

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Lee Newton

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6 years

Toys were us.

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7 years

With Sourcefed ending I can't help but be incredibly grateful for the wonderful friends, viewers & memories!! You are all magic!!!

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4 years

Hi pre-existing condition here, I’ve been told by every doctor that if I get Covid it will likely kill me or leave debilitating lifelong complications. Please don’t listen to this idiot, or if you do please don’t drag me to hell with you.

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4 years

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

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4 years

RT if you’re also staying the f*ck home for New Years.

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5 years

THIS IS UNREAL/ SURREAL/AWESOME... thank you, thank you for everything. This has been an amazing journey mostly because YOU came on it with us. I’m grateful. Outrageously, overwhelmingly GRATEFUL.

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5 years

Say hello to the champs of #BringTheFunny ! 👋 😍 Congratulate @TheValleyfolk with your favorite GIF. 🎉

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6 years

Real talk, A lot of you think you a Gryffindor but you ain’t.

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8 years

These idiots...

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3 years

Hi, I’m currently getting paid to write a CHRISTMAS MOVIE - and if you know me, this is huge news!☺️

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4 years

I think we can all agree that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 years

Boy do I hate that as women we have to rip open and expose some of the most traumatic events of our lives to be seen as people but... #metoo

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5 years

Jim Carrey deserved an Oscar for Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind-not enough people are talking about this...

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5 years

HOLY HELL. THANK U.

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5 years

I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, AND I HAVE OFFICIALLY PEAKED!! THANK YOU FOR BEING YOUR MAGICAL SELF! 💕💕💕💕💕

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5 years

I was like “I love music, I’m talented and I deserve to be seen as beautiful... I deserve to live to my full potential and be the superstar I dreamed of being.” — and also played dope flute

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1 year

Look, It’s not Meghan Markle… but that is ABSOLUTELY someone in disguise.

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1 year

Royal fans convinced Meghan Markle snuck into coronation in disguise

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5 years

Looook!!!!!! We’re on TV!!! Also, #MolePeople

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5 years

S.O.S. @TheValleyfolk are bringing our fears to life. 😰 😂

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5 years

When you try a bold lip AND smokey eye.

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Lee Newton

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4 years

Dear influencers, Quit showing me your dumb sticker and tell me who you voted for so I can decide if you should exist in my life. XOXO.

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11 years

It's official, @TacoBell is my valentine. http://t.co/EPe9OOp3BX

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5 years

Me looking at the cinnamon buns through the oven window.

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6 years

Can’t find a “Sexy Thanos” costume anywhere.

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3 years

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Lee Newton

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7 years

Thank you internet.

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Lee Newton

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4 years

You can’t steal an election by COUNTING ALL THE VOTES.

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Lee Newton

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7 years

What she said.

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7 years

I ❤️ these idiots #sourcefedmemories

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5 years

I LOVE THAT WE GOT TO DO THIS BEAUTIFUL MADNESS ON NATIONAL TV! Full proof that @stevezaragoza ’s mind is as Feral as it is wonderful! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

Describe this sketch in emojis: 🏥🤖😨

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8 years

Fun, cool thing happened.

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7 years

This.

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Lee Newton

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3 years

Good news- The role I auditioned for last year went to a lil Indy actress by the name of Kate Winslet. 💀 ⚰️❤️

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6 years

Hi, If I ask your dog a question, I 100% expect you to respond in their voice.

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Lee Newton

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9 years

Nothing like a Supreme Court ruling to help you realize who you should unfriend on Facebook.

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7 years

I'm honestly LOSING my mind! 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

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4 years

Please help settle this argument I JUST had with my husband... If you were a “human slot machine”, would the coins come out of your mouth, or your butthole???

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8 years

Likes being a Fiancée, hates using the word Fiancée... Considering "husband elect."

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8 years

I'm wrecked, angry, ashamed. Am I always going to be perceived as the lesser gender? I wish I had words of hope, but honestly, be pissed.

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6 years

“🎶 He was a scooter boy, she said see you looter boy🎶

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6 years

Just said “well, that was tasty” out loud to myself after eating alone in my car... from now on I go by Carol.

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7 years

❄️❄️❄️Maybe the reason that the Christmas season starts sooner and sooner every year, is because the world keeps getting worse and worse, and this is the only time we feel happy???❄️❄️❄️

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4 years

In internet news the troll that continuously sends unsolicited dick pics also felt the need to tell me all lives matter.

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7 years

Just said out loud "Well now THIS is a good watermelon!" while alone in my home. Apparently I'm a 62 year old Ohio native named Pam.

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6 years

Hi, I’ve watched 9 episodes of The Handmaids Tale in one day, I would advise all men to stay away from me.

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7 years

Searching for a group of people also in their 30's, who will 100% commit to pretending we all attend Hogwarts...

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9 years

That is the sexiest Oreo I have ever seen.

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4 years

Praying for those that are just now realizing, your significant others ain’t it.

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8 years

Today I woke up and wanted tacos. I am currently eating tacos. Don't ever let anyone stop you from achieving your goals.

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4 years

Remember when EVERYBODY watched Tiger King on Netflix?? Like you heard what it was about -and said “Sure I’ll watch eight episodes.” Time to watch 13th.

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6 years

Every woman in this photo. I FEEL U.

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7 years

Overwhelmed and downright choked up to see all of the support on this!! Already over 1,000 patrons!! You guys are 🎉👍🏻😍👏🏻!!

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6 years

Drinks straight from the pickle jar.

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8 years

Apparently Trump is mad at Melissa McCarthy playing Spicer on SNL... Cause he was played by a woman. I'm so happy, I could get a boner.

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4 years

If Tom Cruise is this mad about Covid, wait ‘til he finds out about Scientology...

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5 years

All of this!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

The Valleyfolk

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5 years

We just want to say thank you to all our friends and fans and family and voters and everyone behind the scenes and everyone who shared the stage with us. This has now entered the “unimaginable” zone and we couldn’t be more thankful... and stupid. We are very stupid.

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@joebereta : “Guys my daughter is selling Girlscout coo—“ Me: *placing finger over Joes mouth* “SHHHH, I’m gonna need 5 boxes of Caramel Delites, 4 boxes of Peanut butter patties, and 11 boxes of Thin mints, Yes I said 11, too few??? Ya know what, let’s make it an even 17... “

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4 years

I VOTED.

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4 years

I’ll never forget you Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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4 years

Anyone else recently discover that they touch their face approximately 658,000 times a day???

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4 years

Still mad about the Game of Thrones finale.

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6 years

Just saw Black Panther... I live, and breathe for this woman.

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5 years

WEEEEELLLPPP!!!!

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3 years

Dear @BobsBurgersFOX now that we’ve fired Jimmy Pesto- please, oh please, let me voice his never before seen ex-wife! Seriously my life’s goal is to play Andy & Ollies mom. I’m assuming she’s a red headed dancer cause of Jimmy Jr’s skills?!! Ur right, I should write the episode

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6 years

Why I’m not allowed on Red Carpets. #spanx

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7 years

Everyone: "It's Game of Thrones night..." Me: "IT'S RICK AND MORTY NIGHT!!!!!!"

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6 years

Glamour.

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Mother of Dragons.

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7 years

Dibs on being "sexy Pennywise" for Halloween.

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8 years

I'm dumb and white, maybe I can be Preside--- oh wait, I'm a woman.

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8 years

With the news of @TheReaGrimmie I'm reminded of this INCREDIBLE, AND VERY REAL QUOTE.

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7 years

Me on my first Sunday without Game of Thrones...

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5 years

Should I be worried that my vision board is just pictures of sliced ham?

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10 years

None of my nudes got leaked... Cause they're all oil on canvas, adorning my parlor room walls.

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7 years

I'm now using "Fidget Spinner" as a derogatory term for an idiot.

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10 years

Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's 11 coats of mascara, foundation, heels, Pilates 3x a week, no carbs, no sugar, and a push-up bra.

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7 years

Thanksgiving is Thursday, time to brush up on your "Ugh...been good, been busy" speech.

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5 years

Happy Birthday @ElliottcMorgan here’s a cute pic of us.

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4 years

Remember that time I was on a 1st date with a very attractive man and told him I never had lobster, so he kindly ordered me lobster, then 5 minutes into eating that lobster my lips and eyes started swelling shut and there was so much snot and we never dated again? Cause I do.

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8 years

This made me laugh harder than it should have...

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8 years

Fingers crossed that Hamilton boycott happens, I would LOVE a better chance at getting tickets.

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4 years

Me watching my neighbors gather...

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8 years

Biden: When do we tell him about the aliens? Obama: Joe- Biden: I'm gonna tell him about the aliens... Obama: JOE.

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6 years

Just saw a man make R2D2 whistling sounds to find his son in a store, and now I know everything I want in life.

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4 years

Went from stress eating to celebration eating.

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5 years

FROM 2018!!!!! (YOU MEAN A YEAR AGO?!?! ) Not for nothin, I can name an immediate 20 UNREAL HILARIOUS DUDES that aren’t assholes and would take SNL to the next level. You done did bad...