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@leelonnggg

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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Being in a relationship is lit I havenโ€™t gotten a haircut in well over a month and Iโ€™m still getting pussy????? And my meals paid for?????? Yeah i think ima stick around for a while
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
NIGGAS REALLY THINK THEY GON CATCH ME LMFAOOO SO WHAT I ROBBED YA GRANDMOTHER WHO GON DO SOMETHING
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I canโ€™t believe this shit! FREE @leelonnggg
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Clive Bixby
5 years
NOBODY: NOBODY AT ALL: NOT A SINGLE SOUL ON THIS UNIVERSE: MY GIRL: Babe do you love me? Would you cry if I died? Lmfaoooooooooooooooo like what the fuck do women be talkin bout forreal
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
4 years
You post ya shorty and bitches from 2 weeks ago wanna hit you up like โ€œLMFAOOOOOOOOOโ€ yeah bitch you the joke now ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Me when my girl goes on her Miami trip while Iโ€™m working 6 days a week saving money for her Christmas gift
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
4 years
After you fuck the girl that was always โ€œtoo busyโ€ now she in ya texts like
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Clive Bixby
5 years
โ€˜Puerto Rican donโ€™t even speak spanishโ€™ Me proving otherwise:
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Me and my boy when his girl asks who was the bitch on his lap on my story lmfaooooooooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
LMAO if a nigga everrrrr tell you some shit like this he lying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
if I got weed then me and my niggas smoking idk how ya charge ya friends to hit the blunt lmao
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Clive Bixby
5 years
When shorty says she donโ€™t usually do this and does an AMAZING job
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
4 years
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
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I ainโ€™t have sex in so long I might nut when shorty send the address ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Imagine being a nigga claiming to have had sex with a woman that you in fact did NOT have sex with. Lmfaoooooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Me neglecting my girl to be w my friends for the 3rd weekend in a row ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
What my Face ID sees when I unlock my phone
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
If you not willing to put your mouth on every single part of your shortyโ€™s body why you even with her
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Iโ€™ll show you long and healthy
@AdriannyJoselin
A โœจโ™๏ธ
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My hair is finally getting long and healthy again ๐Ÿฅบ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Niggas cheat on they girl, get cAught and think you know what...... let me propose to her LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Ya be out here having gender reveals just so these little bastards could change it when they get older lmfaooooooooooooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
When me and my girl at Target and the cashier got a big booty
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Me: this edible ainโ€™t doing shit 30 mins later:
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Good morning to everyone but this nigga ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
I swear you canโ€™t play RnB around niggas without them thinking u sad or something. Nigga i canโ€™t just enjoy music? Niggas be out here DUMPIN NBA young boy and never touched a gun in they life never robbed anyone but u donโ€™t see me asking โ€˜ah shit Whatchu ready to catch a lick?โ€™
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
quick beard appreciation
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Yo whoever made up that bullshit โ€˜oh just be the bigger personโ€™ had to be a pussy w no backbone cuz ainโ€™t no way ima let someone take advantage of me and ima just avoid a issue cuz i wanna โ€˜be the bigger personโ€™ suck my dick you gon know when i gotta issue w you
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Yo if you got an honest, loyal woman DO NOT LET HER GO. I know it should be considered normal to just be a good person but yo these bitches are TRIFLING lmaoooooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
And you a single mother so thereโ€™s that
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Clive Bixby
5 years
@WormsInTheCut_ Yea bro Iโ€™m ugly
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Clive Bixby
5 years
shorty passed the blunt to the nigga next to her
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Women get mad at single men for acting ..................... single ............ lmaoooooooooooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
24 ๐ŸŽˆ
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Niggas have all year to go Christmas shopping and yโ€™all wait til December 23rd lmao
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Clive Bixby
5 years
If I wasnโ€™t addicted to making bad choices Iโ€™d have a lot of money rn lmao
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Clive Bixby
5 years
slime or get slimed, maniac donโ€™t have a mind ๐Ÿ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
6 years
please stop calling single women whores because they enjoy sex lmao, u sound like u nut quick
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Clive Bixby
5 years
good morning texts from my mom โค๏ธ
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Clive Bixby
5 years
How much u wanna bet she Puerto Rican
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Clive Bixby
4 years
See how happy women are when they let a little cheating slide?
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
You look like every drunk girl in the club about to suck dick for a bottle in the VIP section, whatโ€™s so special about you?
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Clive Bixby
4 years
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL MY REAL FUCKING NIGGAS HOLDING IT DOWN TAKING CARE OF THEY FAMILY !!!!! AND IF U A DEAD BEAT POPS SUCK A DICK AND DIE
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Clive Bixby
5 years
When u drunk and u notice u in ya exโ€™s hallway
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
4 years
No cap get you a woman with money lmao these broke bitches will literally bring u down and make you feel like less of a man for not catering to HER BROKE ASS
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
6 years
U not a real friend if you chArging to smoke ... i understand random people but you really gon tell ya FRIEND yea i need that 5 or i need that 10.. like the weed was gonna get smoked anyway weirdo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
If I unfollow you because you ainโ€™t reply to my DM, itโ€™s because i was only interested in you ... your tweets are wack so i donโ€™t need to follow you anymore
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Clive Bixby
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Clive Bixby
5 years
When the entrance fee for niggas is 20 but women are free
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Nah i hate when i join someone live by mistake now they think Iโ€™m interested in they life
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Me lying about how many times ima make her cum when we have sex
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Huh???????
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Lmfaoooooooo my boy caught me lackin at work ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Clive Bixby
5 years
IM NOT HORNY BUT EATING PUSSY FROM THE BACK REALLY ELITE CUZ YOU CAN SNIFF HER ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅบ
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Clive Bixby
4 years
REAL QUICK WHILE EVERYONE IS ON TWITTER
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
4 years
Me as a lawyer: your honor..... my client is honestly just built different lmaoooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
went mini golfing w my mom today and whoooopeddddd that ASSSSSSSS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Nigga IM bout to bring it all
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Berto
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$1,000 twerk contest for my Halloween party. Ladies bring it all with you..
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
You donโ€™t even need good customer service to run a business lmao.. look at Chinese people they be rude as fuck, you think ima stop eating chicken & broccoli tho? Neerrrrrrrrr
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Clive Bixby
5 years
I never do this but anybody know anyone selling a shell for a 99-2000 civic ??? Preferably EX
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Imagine not having social media and you work at Popeyes lmaoooo i know they like yo what the fuck is going on
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Itโ€™s so funny how people hit me up all the time to figure out what the moves are when they got nothing to do but when people have shit to do I never get an invite to go w them lmaooooooo crazy crazy crazy
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
all this girl do is tweet about how great being single is how she loves being single single this single that but my mans is currently fucking her and she always blowing up his phone cuz he donโ€™t wanna cuff lmfaooooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Niggas that never had to struggle a day in they life LOVE bumping meek mill lmfaoooooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Good morning employed twitter !!
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Lmao u gotta b like READ WHAT U JUS SAID
@HeJinxed_Me
J I N X โ˜ ๏ธ
5 years
Ever screenshot a convo & send it to that person ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Jessica better start sucking dick
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Clive Bixby
5 years
nigga talking to his yankee fitted LMFAOOOOO
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Someoneโ€™s girlfriend only .... hat or no hat
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Clive Bixby
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I canโ€™t stop watching this shit i want a girlfriend right now lmfaooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
eating pussy/ass from the back >>>>>>>> eating it from the front
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Clive Bixby
4 years
I canโ€™t believe I wanted to be an adult when I was younger smh I HATE it here lmao
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Clive Bixby
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@GrannMierda AN ASSASSIN LMFAOOOOOOO
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Clive Bixby
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Me making up shit to the doctor so I can get a medical marijuana card
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Clive Bixby
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Tweeting so I never lose it mind your beeswax pervs
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Clive Bixby
5 years
if i light the blunt around you and donโ€™t pass it to you you know what that mean tho
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Bitch itโ€™s swag school they need to withdraw me ๐Ÿคฎ
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Yo whenever someone owes you money and you ask for it and they tell you that youโ€™re BEASTING????? YO DONT EVER LEND THAT PERSON BREAD AGAIN
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Clive Bixby
4 years
I love being by myself cuz i can play the same song on repeat for 3 hours without anybody BITCHING lmaooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Can someone edit this so I just have the audio lmao
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Look up what wholesome means this all you gon see
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Clive Bixby
5 years
All you bitches wanna be Kim K but donโ€™t wanna start your career by doing a sex tape w me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ you blocking ya blessings
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
I b in the crib like Iโ€™m on house arrest lmao
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
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Why lol all I need is homework http://t.co/Ye4Lqz0OyA
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Clive Bixby
5 years
sad boy ๐Ÿคฎ
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Clive Bixby
5 years
lmao thatโ€™s all you can do is imagine
@jonsznz
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imagine finding someone you can spend all day with without getting annoyed at all by them
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Clive Bixby
5 years
i canโ€™t stand people who go back to they ex anytime after a 2nd time cuz at that point you really just forcing the fuck out of it. You already know how this person was 2 times around and you think a 3rd 4th or even 5th time gon change ya relationship? Lmfaoo love yourself please
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Clive Bixby
5 years
YOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO YA FAVORITE TWITTER NIGGA GOT KNOCKED OUT YOU HATE TO SEE IT
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Nigga eyebrows said
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@kbvnks_
Kelvin ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
5 years
Happy friday to la gente fea only , we here
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Clive Bixby
5 years
Lmfao what the fuck i ainโ€™t never seen so many bitches this excited to see a leprechaun
@kbvnks_
Kelvin ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
5 years
LMFAOOOO bro why does this always happen to me, ya hilarious
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Yo honestly there is no better feeling than when you nut in your girl and just collapse on her after lmfaooooooooooooooo
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Clive Bixby
4 years
Yo i remember a 8th used to last me like a week now the shit last me 2 hours lmfaoooooo
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Clive Bixby
5 years
i feel like all women need to own tasers if ya gonna be out late past like 12AM u canโ€™t trust none of these weirdo niggas and I sincerely apologize for my gender really being like that making regular NON rapey niggas look TERRIBLE smh
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
If you owe me money Iโ€™m allowed to press you for it as much as I want. Idc if itโ€™s annoying to you idc If you think Iโ€™m broke, YOU owe ME money.
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Yo this really going on right now in my house at 8am
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Clive Bixby
5 years
this is the first thing you read when you open the Bible.
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
Iโ€™m drunk w my girl i just want ya to know Iโ€™m dropping my kids off in her vagina in like an hour or 2
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
they have a job
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Clive Bixby
4 years
SHORTY BEEN TWEETING ABOUT THE EX SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT FOR A WEEK ALREADY LMFAO MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
I hate when people distance themselves and get mad nobody chases after them or looks for them immediately lmao like bro you know rent is due next week right ? No offense you not a priority rn lmaoooo
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@leelonnggg
Clive Bixby
5 years
This all u bitches from Paterson lmfao
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