kalkuchen🇩🇪 @leegkit Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

9 months

0

7

Last Seen Profiles

@Logic301

@Hengbok7

@namprikkk

@gloriousbahce

@artsbylazuli

@_X_star__

@sesellli

@araragi_comet

@TuiteroSismico

@KathlenaD52313

@bokeplokalmalam

@SandorSham38227

@lansedaidailon1

@AnniePechti

@JefePielRoja

@animevibings

@AntroneN66584

@KassandraZ16996

@harunobuBharata

@MitchelMoll

@DcpShowcase

@CallumLukePayne

@stw_pdg

@prksh_slvr

@cinemahub77

@240sx_hyogo

@PerpignanMV

@FaridMalikPK

@ChristianW2017

@enhoticon

@emfarrukh

@juanignacioef

@namprikkk

@0hD8ZsljWxBwLoz

@rw1279449078651

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Tater tot the cat died :( poor baby.

2

12

99

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Calling cal the killer at *3 AM* dirk strider YouTube channel

0

12

74

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

dirkjohn me beloveddddddd i love them sm

0

12

54

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Homestuck Fan seeing a bleeding out corpse: ewww!!! Lowblood alert!

0

12

44

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

Ain’t no way bros rocking the medieval musher 300s

0

7

42

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

People with breasts should be allowed to take their shirts off in public and just let them hang loose like what’s so sexual about giant flesh mounds on my torso that i use too feed my young

2

16

39

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

“Defending a rebel, isn’t that treasonn? Har har har!” “I WAS ASSIGNED TO THIS!” Yes that is Jane Crocker and Jake. Don’t mention it!! 😁😁

0

8

39

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

People that have “sex” with their alters make me side eye at my screen sorry

14

2

32

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Yandere dev alt timeline #brostrider #homestuck (I’m so sorry for this)

1

3

33

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Feeding you guys more dirkjohn doodles by the second i love them sorry

0

5

27

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@loverofaus @PumpItUpMLP @bowtietwt U don’t defend black face at all, but isn’t the point meant to MOCK. Ranboo cosplayers ar e painting HALF of their face black and that’s it Black face usually MOCKS and exaggerates black features, sorry it I’m uneducated I would like to discuss this genuinely

1

0

23

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I’m so sorry for making this ☠️ #homestuck

0

1

13

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Guys look at my new room!

2

3

12

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Epic chad dirk strider

0

3

11

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Obligatory homestuck slander video. Some of these are targeted

2

0

11

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

How do people in wheelchair commit? Like do you like get a spring and get your wheelchair too jump or something?

2

13

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

When yr bitch say she got a praise kink so u whip these bad boys out

5

0

14

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

New flag for Canada #homestuckcanada

1

6

12

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I want porrim i want porrim i want porrim i want porrim i want porrim i want porrim i want porrim

i like food

@messedupfoods

1 year

936

18K

151K

1

2

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@Skiddo_barf Literally what kinda drugs are you on he always talks about stuff that’s happening lol.

0

10

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Wow ! What a strange statement!

0

9

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

My take on the situation I’m im currently

1

0

10

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

IM SO SCARED GUYS

0

3

9

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Hi guys who likes bro strider

0

2

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Bitches be like “you’re horrible!” And then DONT even Tell u what yo ass did 😭

0

1

10

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

dersites when they have to fight rhe prospitian army

0

1

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Alvin and the chipmunks

shah

@shahh

1 year

This should be funny 👀

2K

71

1K

1

3

11

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

STRAPPED

0

2

9

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

My moms ships (she knows little to nothing about homestuck.)

5

0

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Swag!! I think their name is Dahl >_< #homestuck #homestuckfanart

1

2

10

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I could get him pregnant. I don’t care if it’s impossible i could get him pregnant.

1

9

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Jane copper from homestuck

0

1

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Just went on porn hub why is there naked people?

3

2

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I alr know the digital circus fandom is gonna be god awful

2

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

tw // discourse , neg i’m sorry . . . for being a dirkroxy shipper. . ? um .

1

0

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

When u hurt me this is who ur hurting

5

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

TW// eating out grandpa Harley / / / / / / / You guys will not BELIEVE what I’ve been up too

1

3

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Thank god 😂

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Tw food / / / / / / Kittens gotta eat

1

0

9

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@beezybubbers @alekk2018 None of the Characters have a canonical race, it’s just strange to make them majorly white and make the only non white ones like bare minimum LOL.

3

0

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Same with those who claim to have alters who “rape” the others like huh 😭

1

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

HEEE HEE.

1

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Can we have a positive shtwt where instead of pictures of giant scars you just comfort eachother when you relapse

0

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

@Complexiaz Ramona is a valid troll name

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

“I fucked yr mom” like chat yk fucking a whale is zoophilia right

0

1

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@creepykritter You come to my house looking like that then I’m gonna ask you if you’ve prayed today

0

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Bitch just shut the fuck up about Dave strider how about you turn this tech til i godhead

0

1

8

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Who up “jorking it” and by “it” i mean they peanits.

2

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Everyone give me dirk strider hair references I’m getting a haircut I’m fully commiting

3

1

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

my life is pain. Agony even. All i can think about is Jane Crocker from homestuck. She’s all i want. She’s all i need. Her and postal dude. I want to make a jane Crocker animation. Meow. ANYWAYS LOOK AT DIRK STRDE !! THE SILELRR :333 #dirkstrider #homestuck

0

2

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I hate when mfs be barely knowing you and pull up like “i have a crush on you..” IM MARRIED.

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Bro I’m thinking about it and the dsmp fandom is basically a carbon copy of the hs fandom 😭

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

WEE WEE CAN GO IN BUTT? WHERE ELSE DOES WEE WEE GO??

2

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

This except i have no clue what gender I’m attracted too

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@stridershade Dirkhal is bad even ignoring the fact Hal is mentally a 13 year old they would have the worst relationship idk why anyone would ever think the dirk splinters would date eachother

0

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Best image I’ve ever made me thinks

2

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Homestuck Mexico homestuck Argentina HELP ME

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

He’s looking at me

1

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

dawg chat dawg chat pleasee iwant this man i want him at his best and at his worst except i hate jake i looooooooove grandpa harley tho

3

2

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

DAVE STRIDER ABUSE JUST DROPPED

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Lil cal from homestuck

0

1

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

cal and cal (my oc and cal but im cal so me myself and i )

0

1

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@stridencies Thsi is so FUNNY haha im GoNnA hurt you I LOVE YOU BRO!

0

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Can i Dirk you til u stride

1

2

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Playing doom on my clock, call that a doomed timeline

0

1

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Someone please draw guidestuck cal in this outfit I’ll set it as my pfp

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Log off.

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

I used to jerk off to the animorphs covers

1

3

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Apple cider! :3

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Me after porrim says she’s on her period

0

2

3

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@timaeusTestify8 I gyatt that rizz? U gyatt that Ohio buddy. So don’t say oh hi! To me hoe.

0

1

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

keep it coming back and coming back

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

@stridershade Ok unrelated i actually crammed in a around 600-700 word micro narrative inn about 15 minutes with no draft with a completely original story and got a 90 and the teacher told me it was a amazing story

2

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

JANEDAVE…..

Lilac

@LilacStuck

11 months

What's an underrated/rare Homestuck ship that you really like? Personally I like Jane x Terezi cause I love the idea of them being gay doing stupid crime solving together

36

31

417

3

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

Hey guys i think it’s time you know the truth

0

1

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

her name is vanina. what is her last name.

2

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

That would be me. I’m the nepeta hater.

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

petplay but yr my pet goldfish

3

1

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Confession . I May like Dirkjohn.

1

7

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Do you guys realize Hal is AI …? Do any of you even know how they work?? Dirk programmed Hal to be like him. As long as dirk is changing and maturing, Hal is going to take in that information and restate it. Causing him to CHANGE AND MATURE.

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

No sir

KAARKAAT

@CARCINOGENMAT

1 year

GROWLS SEXILY.

1

4

58

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

In my zombie era

3

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I used to be in there server and they piss themself over people asking them not to randomly vent lol

0

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

You ever look at someone and go “errrm yup! Yr gone! Do not interact!”

1

0

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

2 years

random tweet just like to say @talkshow_boy thank you for your wonderful music , it’s really helped me deal with a lot of my emotions. i think my favorite song made by you is i like it when you bite my body , a lot of your songs help me notice how i feel and regulate my emotions

2

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

He fainted beacause of hunger

0

1

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Gamzee sucks ass

0

2

3

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I fuckinh hate dirk strider kinnies get OUT OUT OUT (except for like a few of my sillys hall are exceptions)

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

Random question how long has the Finn drama been happening because damn

1

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

VOTE CAL NOW

0

6

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Btw if bro strider / dirk makes u uncomfortable please don’t follow me for yr own sake, I’m literally a CAL ALTWR HEE HEE

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

cal when no more dave abuse

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

I need them on top of me

Reese.

@reesereeserson

1 year

Thoughts everypony?

36

100

749

1

0

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Anyways bringing THIS up cus i giggle everytime i see this screenshot. “They’re called fictive” no “fictive” is going too understand perfectly the idea of what a non existent fucking type of relationship is. Acting like when alters form they just automatically obtain knowledge

1

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Chat how old do you think i am i gotta know

3

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

Transfem Dirk no questions sorry guys

2

1

4

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

AHEM??? WHAT! #homestuck

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

1 year

“DIDNT you fakeclaim someone” i constantly fake claim people cus it’s fucking hilarious, half the time i don’t even think they aren’t a system it’s just when they pull that annoying shit out of getting all defensive I’m like “yea alright bud”

1

0

5

kalkuchen🇩🇪

@leegkit

11 months

@Dirkapitations Now why would you edit Finn saying beaner 😭

2

0

4