Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow Twitter profile

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Lauren Brownlow

5 years

Hello this is your annual reminder that the blue devil once accidentally almost killed a guy with a trident but the same dude died just 6 years later anyway

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA URBAN MEYER SAYS ONE OF THE TWO REASONS THEY DESERVE TO GET IN IS THEIR "EMOTIONAL YEAR" HE HAS THE COJONES TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

SOURCES: The mayonnaise dump on the winning head coach will be after the trophy ceremony and it will be 4.5 gallons of Duke’s mayonnaise, slightly watered down. @DukesMayoBowl

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Lmaoooooo husband just called me in a panic because my kid, 5 minutes into their car ride, said in a creepy voice “we all float down here” and when asked said no, mommy didn’t tell me to say that (I did, told him to deny it if asked and we worked on the creepy voice)

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

23 days

What

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

Sochan has real Grayson Allen energy lol

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

"Just being able to shut (the Cameron Crazies) up and celebrate on their court with all their former players watching, it was great," Bacot said.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

This is the journalism I was born to do; I feel alive again

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

"This is probably one of the greatest Carolina wins that wasn't a national championship," Bacot said.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

10 months

Was the source Lord Byron

Todd Hampton

@ToddHamptonIII

10 months

SOURCE: I’m told #Panthers GM Scott Fitterer’s chances of keeping his job are “soiled.” Source adds David Tepper was “enveloped in a raging tempest of ire” while watching the #Panthers fall to 1-9 today. It will be a bloody Monday on Mint St.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

Y’all saw Roy’s face he was not joking about how much he hates NC State

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 months

"Honestly, Clemson played really well. Shoutout to Dabo Swinney." -Charles Barkley

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

The Triangle is about to make up 18.8% of the Sweet 16 for the third time since 2005. Where basketball lives and breathes.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

"Bacot has been the Player of the Year in our conference, and he showed that today," Coach K says. WHOA

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

“This won’t be the last time y’all see this program here,” Bacot says to close out the press conference.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 months

Growing up in a state that loves basketball so much, knowing State fans that have hurt so much and thought they’d never get back here, this is one of the most meaningful Final Four runs around here in a long time and there are no lack of Final Fours to choose from

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

Thanos?!

The Wolfpacker

@TheWolfpacker

2 years

NC State has its new offensive line coach. Details:

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

DJ Burns says he was frustrated at the lack of foul calls. Then, "I told myself, 'You've got two options: you can get in your feelings or you can go win this game."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

Can we stop letting them decide everything yet

RedditCFB

@RedditCFB

6 months

Two days ago SEC commissioner Greg Sankey advocated for taking away NCAA tourney bids from smaller leagues because they couldn’t compete. The SEC is now 0-3 and mighty Kentucky was sent home by Horizon League champ Oakland 🤡

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

Well at least they’re going to block something

Orlando Sentinel-FSU

@osfsu

5 years

FSU vows to block out noise after surrendering 18-point lead, falling to Boise State

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

I just told my husband this and he said “shocker” and now I want a divorce

The Athletic CBB

@TheAthleticCBB

4 years

BREAKING: Wichita State is investigating Gregg Marshall. Sources have told @DanaONeilWriter and @CJMooreHoops allegations of misconduct.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

THIS IS A HALL OF FAME LEVEL RATIO

Joe Ovies

@joeovies

5 years

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

R.J. Davis is asked when he knew Brady Manek would be a key cog for UNC: “When he started posting TikToks.”

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

lol imagine I told you a month ago that UNC would be Baylor's 8-seed, Caleb Love would foul out with 5 points, Brady Manek would get ejected and Baylor would go on a 31-9 run. You'd think they lost by 40

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

A red-hot State team that has to win to get in against a Carolina team with a 5th-year senior that doesn't yet have a team championship banner he desperately wants. Oh and they don't like each other. Let's freaking go

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

We all know he doesn’t tolerate wrongdoing

Stewart Mandel

@slmandel

5 years

Damn. Ohio State's AD not gonna take this one lightly.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

boy is he in for a surprise

Les Johns

@Les_Johns

6 years

Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski on facing Wake Forest: "We're preparing for a good team."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

god bless this fanbase for managing to still seemingly be shocked when these kinds of things happen

no context college football

@nocontextcfb

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 months

Watching the rest of the country fall in love with DJ Burns the same way so many of us in the Triangle did two years ago has me GIDDY. It has not gotten old for one second.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

All the NC State fans that didn’t think they’d see one of these again in their lifetimes

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

SOME PERSONAL NEWS: I am going to be starting a twice weekly podcast for @SBNation called An ACC Podcast.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

UNC's transfers (Ryan, Ingram, Withers) combined for 51 of UNC's 84 points

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

So people in NC who grew up loving Duke but went to a state school and stayed loving Duke is weirder than abandoning a lifetime of fandom because they couldn’t afford Duke or didn’t have the grades? College is a life decision and not a sports fandom decision lol

Grim Flus

@GrimFlus

6 months

This tweet pissing people off who think I'm being elitist. The point of this tweet was more about people who root for a school even though they went to a rival. For example: I'm from Illinois but went to Wisconsin. I'm a Wisconsin fan. It would be weird if I was an Illinois fan.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

A Virginia fan sitting in the expensive Duke seats on the baseline just held up his Virginia hat and yelled "F*** yeah!"

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

Keatts came through after his presser and shook all of our hands to thank us for our coverage. That's definitely a first for me in this area.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

Can't help but marvel at State's mental toughness. This team can take a metaphorical punch to the gut and smile afterwards and hit a 3 in your eye

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

This State team is so special

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

"Joel Berry made some waves by saying this isn't a rivalry," a student reporter asks. "Do you think it is now?" Roy: "Do you think I'm that damn stupid? Stay in school, son."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Hubert is getting emotional talking about how much he's loved coaching Brady Manek. He said it feels like he's been here for 4 years. "He's a part of Carolina basketball for the rest of his life."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

I have legit sometimes wondered if some of State's QBs didn't play sooner because of how bad they looked in practice against State's defense lol

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

UNC just put a Clemson fan on the video board and added the chryon of "Carolina basketball fan" underneath

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

K came out of the Duke locker room and Armando Bacot was in a media scrum right in front. First thing he did is briefly interrupt to go up to Bacot and make sure he’s OK and congratulate him, giving him a chest pat.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

The noise the crowd makes when DJ Burns gets the ball in the post is the same sound my heart makes

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

"I guess we're going to live and die with it, and tonight we lived," Armando Bacot said of Caleb Love's play. Zero lies detected

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Finding out this is the child of the new ACC commissioner is the best thing that has happened to me today

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

9 months

we can ask for anything so why can't we ask for a bowl game to see if Iowa's offense could move the ball against UNC's defense

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

"You're not gonna get me this time," Paolo Banchero says when asked if he wanted UNC or Saint Peter's. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

"There was no fight. Not to my knowledge." "What would you call it?" "Their team was celebrating and our team was celebrating." "What was your team celebrating?" "My team wasn't celebrating. Their team was celebrating in our end zone....But there wasn't any fight."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

"Chazz Surratt is out there as a quarterback this time last year," Mack says. "He's never been in the game as a linebacker and we're yelling at him for lining up wrong." Surratt had a team-high 12 tackles, including a sack, a pass breakup and a quarterback hurry.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

I've gone without alcohol for 2 days in a row for the first time in over 3 months #pleaseclap

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

DEBBIE FROM THE TOP ROPE

Pack Pride

@PackPride

5 years

Y’all, someone needs to get @SethDavisHoops some ice for that burn! 😳😳

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

I still hope everyone who topped off their tanks steps on a LEGO

Brad Panovich

@wxbrad

3 years

BREAKING...The Colonial Pipeline has restarted operations as of 5pm ET. #wcnc @wcnc

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

So we’re not allowed to say the ACC isn’t top heavy (and it isn’t) because of strictly….selection committee criteria? Not….our own eyeballs? THIS is the issue a lot of ACC folk are having. Tired of being gaslit

Seth Davis

@SethDavisHoops

6 months

@LukeRussert @theACC are you arguing BC deserved a bid?

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

There’s a little kid here with Clemson who was out there shooting around and the Crazies were cheering every shot he made and started chanting MVP and the smile on that kid’s face made my grinch heart grow 3 sizes

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

HE HAS TO FIRE HIM. HOW DOES HE NOT SEE THIS.

ProFootballTalk

@ProFootballTalk

3 years

Report: Pep Hamilton declines interview with Panthers.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 months

Meanwhile, Wes Moore and NC State just knocked off Stanford to join them in the Elite Eight. Even if they’ve been a lot more recently, doesn’t make this one less sweet.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

People mistaking ACC defensiveness for pride will never not be funny to me. I don’t think I know a single person who’s ever chanted A-C-C in earnest

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

1 year

A year ago today I fainted at my kid’s swim meet and went to the ER feeling like I was having a heart attack and found out I had long COVID. In the past month or so, I can finally feel myself getting better. It’s slow, but it’s happening. Now f*** off forever please, long COVID.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

I literally cannot stop watching this

ACC Network

@accnetwork

3 years

😂 😂 😂

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

7 years

Please allow this GIF to bring all of us together, Twitter dot com.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

Not sure how I'm getting there or when or even where I'm staying for sure but I am going to New Orleans to cover my first Final Four since 2015 and I'm happier than I've been in a long time

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

7 years

If you’re boycotting the NFL over kneeling and didn’t over violence against women, please unfollow and also let me block you

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

7 years

So..... I ranked NC State this week.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

1 year

I’m still in shock reading this. But know that Ovies has always deserved far more credit than he’s asked for or been given for his talent and his work ethic. He worked tirelessly to give everyone a good product and made it look easy. It’s not.

Joe Ovies

@joeovies

1 year

Today was the last edition of “The OG” and the end of 13.5 years at The Fan. @giglio_OG and I did some really great stuff in just over 3 years of the show. Thanks for making us part of your routines.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

where can I buy a Matt Rhule to Nebraska candle

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Kid comes into the room this morning, hands me a Rice Krispie treat and says, “When I come back, I want to see this gone” and walks out. Someday when he asks me what a hangover is I’ll tell him he’s known all along

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

My husband ordered Taco Bell delivery I don’t even know what to say

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

8 months

One day I will wake up and not find a woman being blamed for something

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

8 months

Tony Dungy fears Taylor Swift is part of why NFL fans are ‘disenchanted’

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

10 months

Only one of us has "heels" in their username, pal

Go Heels!

@tarheels6362

10 months

@lebrownlow Leave it to a woman to talk about shoes!

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

No doubt we'll find out later Mäenalanen asked Ovechkin to slash him and he had no choice but to oblige

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

“Mommy, lets just go home and you can have some wine.” My toddler is a savage

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

10 months

Payton Wilson has grown/matured from a really good player with a bit of a hothead streak to a fantastic leader who plays in control and has harnessed his ability to freakish levels. Been cool to watch. I agree with Doeren; give him all of the awards

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

"TEDDY WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THERE'S NO FANS?!" guy behind me yells at Teddy V where he can definitely hear him

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

1. I’ve never played softball 2. You...follow me (although we’ll fix that shortly) 3. I’m sure you’ll bring that same energy combing through the male voters who didn’t play. (You won’t.) Stay mad! 😘

Steven Howard

@bsbc1234567

6 years

@lebrownlow Someone who has never played the game shouldn’t have a vote. I’m sorry but the sole reason you are getting to vote is politics. Remember that. Sorry I am not politically correct but this is bullshit. I wouldn’t want to vote on softball.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

NC State defensive tackle Cory Durden is talking to us media folks and he has a 2-year-old son and he was saying the terrible 2s are the worst and I'm relieved no one on the call had the heart to tell him about age 3

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

This is my third national championship game. If you'd told 22-year-old Brownlow she'd cover three national championship games in person...man. It doesn't get old. Thanks to everyone who has supported me over the years. I'm not here without you.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

5 years

My husband loves to do the joke where you point to something imaginary on someone’s shirt and say what’s that and then hit them in the nose with your finger and my kid just did it to him and I’ve literally never seen my husband happier

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

When the mid-majors upset the SEC

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Walker Kessler on whether he heard the fans chanting his name: "Playing at a historic program at a historic arena, it's pretty cool (to hear). I would recommend it."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

My son just read his first full sentence and it was “it’s Bo time” printed on the back of one of my Duke parking passes

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

If Sam wanted to get sacked every other play he would've just gone to FSU in the first place

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

I'm not trying to be a jerk and I don't want my mentions to fill up with garbage, but probably not great that Roy Williams gets to watch UNC play in person and the players' parents can't (not Roy's fault, obviously, but)

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 years

“He texted me today that he might be here,” K says of LeBron, in an amazing flex

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

R.J. Davis has played fearless basketball

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Roy Williams says he wanted to start his presser with something a little different: "Leonard Hamilton deserves to be in the Hall of Fame," he says, and proceeds to go through Leonard's bonafides. Says he felt honored to call Leonard Hamilton a good friend

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

6 months

What a special moment for NC State. Incredible.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

1 year

I was trying to explain all the ACC coaches to a more casual fan friend and she came away from Larranaga with: “looks like Larry David except not an a**hole and everything works out for him in the end…like what Jim Boeheim is going for but can’t pull off” When I say I died

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

Pitt's going to beat the coronavirus and then lose to athlete's foot

TribLIVE.com

@TribLIVE

4 years

University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine announced that the vaccine, when tested in mice, produces antibodies specific to the coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 that could be enough to fight off the virus.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

9 months

So sad to hear about Eric Montross. One of the kindest people I’ve ever been around. Loved his sneaky, dry humor as well. My heart aches for his beautiful family.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

4 years

"We got down early and they thought they could punk us, but this isn't last year. We ain't going for none of that s*** this year. Excuse my language." -Armando Bacot

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Davis Mills, NFL quarterback or shopping center in North Carolina suburb

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

I’m not saying Drake Maye won’t transfer, but if that dude grew up rooting for UNC football and still chose it over Alabama, he knew exactly what he was getting into and this year would not break him lol

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

9 months

Omg yes the committee was so BRAVE to put in ALABAMA LMAOOOOOOO

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

Which UNC QB had less regard for their own personal safety: -Drake Maye -Sam Howell -Yes

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Lol I’m at a wedding with an open bar and seated across from my college ex who I haven’t seen in at least 15 years ama 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

I hope that coach who leaked that Simone had a mental issue had her permission to do that because her trust has been violated enough already by USA gymnastics

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Lol

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Sam Howell: "A couple of (UVa's) d-linemen were calling our guys soft, so we felt like we had to come out there and make a statement."

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

2 years

No matter what happens in the second half, this UNC team has repaid its fans and then some for the up-and-down regular season.

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Lauren Brownlow

@lebrownlow

3 years

Hubert has dropped a "I'm not on Twitter" and "I don't know what a quadrant is" in the last 30 seconds and this is the most Roy energy he's shown all year lmao

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