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@lazlototh67

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I am a white-adjacent caucasian who's tired of being Joe Biden's stochastic taxidermist (whatever that is); he can't hold up no matter what.

In your head.
Joined February 2010
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@NanHayworth I watched my mother-in-law with dementia when we moved her in. Biden's gestures, expressions, pauses & mistakes are unmistakable, as are periods of lucidity that descend into unintelligibility. It's painful with a relative but an outrage when a party makes him their candidate.
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@JoanneMason11 Whatever Trump's very real flaws, his supporters mostly have jobs and reputations that are worth protecting so they aren't inclined to do things that would harm their families and them. Their opponents who are violent often lack any of this so rioting has less of a downside.
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@robreiner If a majority of voters freely elect someone you don't like and you call it fascism, it's clear who the real fascist is.
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@AOC When you come for them: 1. You don't know the territory where they live. 2. They are armed and usually trained. 3. You have NO supply chain. 4. The police are on their side. 5. They will practice cannibalism on you while you're still conscious, and will laugh.
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@WomenPostingLs @SquatPops A woman wrote a HuffPo article once saying she sent her own crotch shots to men to show them what it was like when men sent them and she was shocked (genuinely, not Claude Rains style) that most men responded with enthusiasm and not offense.
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@thedailybeast Shocking news - an evangelical Christian has tried to convert people to Christianity, apparently in his personal capacity. Twitter exists so crazy people can act shocked.
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@RonFilipkowski @based_ryoko "Isolated incidents" - so isolated that it's an effortless endeavor to get videos of thousands of parents showing up to ugly naked adults exposing genitals and the parents are teaching their kids that this is normal. Yeah, SO isolated.
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@duckdiver19 Even then, 15371 Bidens and ZERO Trumps? Doesn't seem right.
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@Madisontx76 I'm sure if I look through this thread dozens have beaten me to it but "Quitter" because it rhymes with Twitter and they quit, and because the letter "Q" sends them into fits.
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@TimRunsHisMouth If the Republicans don't have lawyers at the ready to get court orders to enforce poll watching in Philadelphia they haven't done their job and the Republicans have only themselves to blame, so I hope they have lawyers at the ready.
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@davidlitt If this isn't trolling you probably need to be arrested.
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@davidmweissman It's probably a bad idea for you to flatter yourself into thinking you're important enough to suspend.
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@Kinkmedic @jackmurphylive Sadly, using the wheels & trucks of a skateboard is - I'm sur you've seen it - a very common use of a skateboard as a weapon among the protester-rioters. Yes- potentially deadly, justifying deadly force in return here.
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@stridinstrider Wow, almost 4 years into his term and you're applauding him for reopening a 2-lane road in Wyoming. What a spectacular achievement for the Secretary of Transportation!
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@JELesq @kylegriffin1 Everyone on the left who laughed about parler, gab, etc. is now talking about doing exactly the same thing even though they aren't even being censored - their complaint is that OTHERS aren't being censored who disagree with them!
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@rashadrobinson Where is the evidence of your imaginary "right wing amplification" algorithm?
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@JWolf330 @stillgray I thought the tone, content and delivery were perfect. He even said it with no sense of frustration or upset in his voice so it was even more devastating.
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@dbongino These people need to be sued and have their Macbooks & cars & Iphones used to satisfy judgments. If the police won't arrest them we need to do our job as plaintiffs. Remember, WE control most of the civil process as plaintiffs & THEY have to hire defense counsel & deal with it.
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@POTUS Does this encompass incest and polygamy so you can marry your daughter and shower with her?
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@JoshShapiroPA Did you just return from lessons in Venezuela? If someone in PA doesn't file an ethics complaint with the Bar, I will.
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@itsJeffTiedrich I'm against censorship but you're a living and breathing argument for not letting failed minds onto Twitter.
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@mnocks @stillgray Dems are the fascists who set this in motion and they're being encouraged by a left fascist mayor. Hope the woman gets arrested for felony battery.
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@LisaMarieBoothe The essence of puberty blockers for adolescents going through the craziest hormonal stage of their lives is still in most respects the (very sick) chemical equivalent of genital mutilation.
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Rob Reiner will die in the middle of yet another Trump obsession tweet. I had to mute him. He's stupid, obsessed, the opposite of photogenic, and lives 2500 miles from me so there's no reason for him to be anywhere in or near my consciousness.
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@DarshunKendrick @KamalaHarris Do you know that buffalo wings don't come from buffaloes?
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@ericareport Constitution, Article I, Section 9, paragraph 3:"No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law will be passed." So as always, House Democrats flagrantly ignore the plain text of the Constitution. Reply with a "Yes" if you understand that.
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@arneduncan If there was a covid equivalent of Luminol I'm sure you would see glowing throughout my house and car since March. The virus can't be stopped, it can only run its course faster or more slowly. I take precautions but I am not under the illusion that they are very effective.
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@simonateba Another example: China's Great Leap Forward where they killed birds in the belief they were destroying crops, and were so "successful" that insects that birds eat ravaged the crops in far worse fashion than any birds ever could.
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@ericswalwell How hard is it to to denounce adultery Eric? You should give Trump at least as much time as you've taken so far to renounce all your activities with Fang Fang.
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@DailyNoahNews If that many people are surrounding and hitting your car, as a juror I'd likely conclude you feared for your safety and were justified in taking off. Also the people who surround you need to be recorded and then sued under 3-4 tort claims that are easy to fashion.
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@kathychouteau @elonmusk I came for the ratio and I won't be disappointed. Elizabeth Warren deserves no respect and I give none to her.
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@thetonymichaels What does this mean? That Biden is handicapped and Roosevelt was handicapped and they both hid it, therefore Biden is FDR? That seems to be what you're saying, though it's easily argued that the comparison isn't flattering.
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@AZVotes @kylegriffin1 Facebook has lost 70%, Microsoft 45%, Amazon 40-45%. Must be all the people at those companies advocating free expression or something.
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@StevenBeschloss The left has used Twitter as a vessel of hate for years. Your only complaint is that people can respond to that hate without being kicked off Twitter. That's the sole basis of your whining.
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@SenWarren Let's be clear: you're making this up the way you made up your ancestry and then plagiarized a recipe for a cookbook.
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DeSantis is clearly managing hurricane aftermath extremely well - the press has gone as silent on FL recovery as it does when a mass killer turns out not to be a white male.
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@Miriam2626 Like you, I'm an attorney. Like you, my vote doesn't have a waist (that I know of). Unlike you (i) I passed the bar back when spelling was important, & (ii) I'm voting for Trump and I live in one of the bluest and richest NY counties. What size belt does your vote wear?
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@FrankMikeDavis1 They recognize that people like you routinely lie about this and there's no reason to believe a word or letter you write, among other things.
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@Charlie79939678 @stillgray If you listen, he walked across the bike lane against a red light. If you bike in NYC, as I have for years, you cannot get upset at something that common without self-immolating within the first hour of the ride.
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@heathercampbell Probably far less embarrassing than having to tell them you can't afford it when the time comes to buy it for real.
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@rjrabbit2001 They were also anti-communists too, and they'd have gladly eliminated the ironically named antifa movement.
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@XAVIAERD Nobody believes perversion is endemic to only one group, so I doubt anyone will be fooled unless they were already severely limited. I'd love to see the list and be done with all of them, no matter their politics.
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@Damfool65 So we can count Cher in the crowd that is opposed to gun control, is THAT what she's so subtly telegraphing to the world?
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@lporiginalg The number of times per minute the left screams WHITE MAN THIS WHITE MAN THAT WHITE MAN BAD WHITE MAN EVIL, every minute of every day, even while everyone else is asleep, completely betrays that sentiment.
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@SenatorCantwell Also they make up a disproportionately small % of garbage collectors, plumbers, electricians, and lumberjacks. Why aren't you working on THAT too?
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@RBReich Anyone worried about the US government that provided a trillion gazillion dollars for covid aid and piled debt on top of that with more useless bills and we're relying on it to pay hundreds of billions of dollars in interest each year?
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@ChidiNwatu @mmpadellan Pretty cool that NY & CA can't dictate to the rest of the country. It works.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Does everyone realize that Joe Biden is AFRAID TO DEBATE RFK JR?
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@VP This is coming from the party that seeks endorsements from Al Sharpton, right!
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@SignorAbraham @ChachaMarquis @mtaibbi I absolutely believe in useless free speech, and also in useful free speech. I have ZERO confidence in anyone who has such weak ideas that they can't deal with speech they don't want to hear and as a result claim it's harmful.
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@healthbyjames He also thinks Hugo Chavez was implementing justice in Venezuela even though he never moved there.
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@MrAndyNgo Really is time for federal terrorism charges here when they engage in targeted intimidation.
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@redsteeze This list will be really useful in front of a jury when AOC & her fellow Khmer Rouge use it on behalf of the government to harm someone.
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@hollandcourtney @willchamberlain @PennsylvaniaGov @PAStateDept If the screenshot is accurate you should call the local Republicans as well as the police, for starters. Then the local papers.
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@davidlitt How could a law require you, unmonitored. to approach a voter to tell the voter s/he got it wrong and you will help fix it? Who is opening envelopes and checking to see if the ballot is correct, and are they doing it for everyone or just Dems? Too creepy.
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@MollyOShah @AlisterBrenton There are parts of NYC where 90% of the residents speak Cantonese or Mandarin, and parts of Chicago where 90% speak Polish at home.
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@VerneAsimov @nytimes Kinda sounds like a "living under persistent poverty that could easily be fixed by getting a job but we keep on letting them steal" situation
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Before online shopping this was true and it still makes sense to ignore Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
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@tedlieu @mtaibbi Claiming it's gaslighting is the ultimate gaslighting Ted.
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@d0tslash @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I thought it'd take 2-3 days before someone came up with a solution like this. Thanks for posting! I wonder if the devices will start showing up on ebay.
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@CharlieCrist You're indirectly trashing >1/2 of the state's voters and they know it. You deserve a very public humiliation on Tuesday.
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@MayorBowser "There's nothing scarier than having a conversation with someone who doesn't have a mask on." Anyone want to come up with a list of exceptions to this statement? If I tied to a stake & hungry grizzlies were released I'd be more scared than if I was talking to an unmasked person.
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@adammarkowitzEA All of my Dem friends who are worried about 200k law enforcement agents coming after the little guy & arresting him... how about just don't commit crimes? A fully compliant citizen is bulletproof in an arrest. I never understood the fear of an arrest. Don't commit crime. Period.
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@B52Malmet Apparently it's impossible to do both according to Dems. But why are Dems relying on Reps to fight inflation when the Dems have had control the last 2 years? That's an admission of TOTAL FAILURE by Dems on inflation.
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@DanRather "Before I'm banned on this site" has become the mantra of tweeters on the left or left of center begging for attention all week. You're late to that game.
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@davidhogg111 Weren't you going to leave Twitter?
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@sarahbeth345 @NJBeisner Close - it was "I apologized because I made a mistake. If you can't be gracious and accept that, I withdraw my apology because I'm no longer sorry." Woman was steamed but I think she understood that SHE was the one who looked bad. We enjoyed it the whole hour-long ride home.
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@MrAndyNgo Sadly I think Justin Trudeau agrees.
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@AlexBerenson What's so poor about it? It's still up, less censored than before, and all his detractors who successfully censored him and their other opponents are howling with outrage at open expression and desperately trying to stop it.
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@nw_nicholas Because anyone who has to call himself "Mr. Ethical" isn't.
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@elizameryl These people are the product of not only social media and perhaps inattentive parents but the educational system that has taught them to hate everything about the system in which they've been raised in the safest most prosperous era in human history.
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@ezralevant When police can't even do the job of protecting their own cars NOBODY has confidence in them. This is how vigilantism starts because people don't feel they have a choice. Looking at this I can't say I have a reason to disagree.
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Brooklyn Dad Compliant and Jo from Jersey have 2 of the worst personalities a Twitter "entity" can have. That Dems us these 2 and several other equally disgusting jerks to attract THEIR kind of voter is telling and repellent.
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@atrupar As the evil historical figure said, quoting Schiller, "Spät kommt ihr, doch ihr kommt!" Suddenly after all this time the rules bother you now that they apply to you too. Hypocrite.
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@ScottHech There are not enough police in NYC. That ends up affecting overtime. They're leaving because the job isn't rewarding and they are not supported by the government or the party in charge right now.
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@madrid_mike Only tone I see getting worse is the increasing # of tweets like yours suggesting things are getting worse - when they're actually better - solely so you can generate more attention for yourselves and play crybaby.
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@shishsaz @AliceRHamilton Why should you be ashamed of yourself for the acts of others, especially others whom you can't control?
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@duty2warn Pretty telling that he stops censoring and starts disclosing past censorship and the left boos this. That, and the left's humorlessness, are the two biggest factors that slowly pushed me far away from them over 30 years.
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@TedrickG @sfdbi @KQEDnews So if I work til 1AM and don't want to walk SF's streets to BART to get home, through high crime and filth, it's wrong to have a place to stay for a night instead of sleeping on my office or cubicle floor?
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@WajahatAli Yes, Wajahat Ali, a man, telling white women that they must behave as he commands, and showing his bigotry in assuming they can't possibly think in a way he thinks they shouldn't.
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@StephenKing He doesn't have to give you any explanation but if you'd taken even minimal time you'd have seen that he's explained it in detail.
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@Scottcrates Why should anyone believe you when you have zero evidence?
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@MeghanMcCain It's a shame you'll be remembered for your pettiness, but while you're at it you could always join Liz Cheney on a Lincoln Project tour. You'd get lots of privacy because nobody would show up.
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@Sloan6A @FLVoiceNews @SethDillon @GovRonDeSantis Minors in general should be able to sue parents and others who allow or cause them to have their genitals mutilated.
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@MilenaAmit @GovWhitmer It's ghoulishly consistent. She was stopping both from achieving their potential by denying them the possibility of adulthood, or even adolescence.
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@marcorandazza I've been ragging on Wood for a couple of weeks for other reasons. This is a superb response and a good use by Wood of his legal time instead of writing a long letter that even a judge will dismiss. Anyway, I bet the other side isn't willing to go through discovery.
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@pdxtrumptrain @stillgray I thought that to til he said that he didn't care what she is saying "it means nothing to me. You've lost it." He took her apart without raising his voice and someone like her is probably STILL boiling inside.
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Loads of people today advocating killing everyone in the Civil War South under "Robert E Lee" trending. Amazing how many leftists advocate genocide when they're fired up enough. I guess that makes Lincoln a really, really bad guy for promoting forgiveness and reconciliation.
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When a hurricane hit FL in 2022 remember how many DeSantis haters hoped he'd screw up, thousands would die, and he'd be blamed, but instead he performed spectacularly and was reelected by a LANDSLIDE?
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@BeschlossDC Funny, I haven't heard you denouncing pedophilia, bestiality or cannibalism during that entire period either.
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How many people believe that Rob Reiner is guilty of murder?
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@HoustonChron People who avoid a state because it's the "worst for abortion" according to a subjective survey is likely a good thing for the people who already live in Texas.
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@robreiner All your movies for the last 20 years are failures.
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@RBReich Can you imagine if gun law advocates tried to do something about fentanyl?
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@RobertCooper58 Why do Democrats insist on their Two Minutes of Hate even on a day when we're expressing gratitude?
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@DarshunKendrick I thought you might provide additional entertainment and so far you've delivered. Please know that I am following you for laughs and to contemplate in real time how stubbornness ripens (rots?) into stupidity.
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@SteveWettstein @Denlesks @RealJamesWoods I believe you should stand for it too, and I do. I respect the right of people not to stand for it too, but I don't respect them for doing it. In fact, I think they're jerks and idiots. The upside is when they don't stand it's easier to know who is a jerk and an idiot.
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@justLiam300 All you election deniers can't face the fact that she ran the worst presidential campaign of all time and the loss was real and 100% on her.
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@MrAndyNgo It starts out claiming that Rittenhouse committed murder and goes downhill from there, using the term "riot porn" as if the public isn't entitled to the facts. And they don't have the balls to include a comments section. One of the worst pieces of writing I've seen in decades.
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