lazlo @lazlokc Twitter profile

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lazlo

@lazlokc

6 months

Yo @buttkicker7 if given the choice who would you leave your child alone with? A member of the mafia, a pitbull or a catholic priest? The right answer is 1 or 2 it ain’t 3, chief.

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Clearly Jordan Travis is the unanimous #Heisman winner! I mean he gets hurt and his undefeated teammates #fsu don’t make the playoffs?? Obviously he’s the best player in college football. With him they are a playoff team. Without him not so much.

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@lazlokc

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When nothing changed after sandyhook the gun debate ended. More children shot today. Are we ready to try something different or are we gonna just keep giving the prayer thing the old college try?

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@lazlokc

4 years

When (if) we can ever travel safely again. I’m gonna take a long weekend in #DeKalbcountyGeorgia you know get a meal at local restaurant. Have a whisky in a watering hole. Leave excessively large tips. Say thanks and stuff. Anyone want to join?

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@lazlokc

2 years

Lots of opinions/ thoughts/prayers/outrage and watching this made me to come to at least one conclusion. I need to get trained in CPR.

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@lazlokc

4 years

That is a confederate flag and that is treason.

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@lazlokc

4 years

Yo #kc I choose to live here. I wandered until I found that spot on the map that felt right and to be honest I was tired of running. The opportunities you have given me and continue to give I’ll never be able to repay. Plenty of ups and downs but no matter what. #stillhere

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@lazlokc

3 years

That’s the face of a kid who just hit the game winning shot in OT #getthatbreadking

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@lazlokc

3 years

having a cup of coffee thinking to myself about what all has gone on in my life in the last 20 years. The last 5 have been insane. Crazy ups and downs and none of it possible without the support of a city I would have never dreamt of calling home 20 years ago. Thank you #kc

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@lazlokc

4 years

My guys

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@lazlokc

4 years

Just took a klonopin and one banquet beer. Gonna check out early and sleep my way out of #2020 Just wanted to say thank YOU. 2020 was a challenge for everyone but for those of you stuck with me. I can never say thank YOU enough. Cheers to #2021 and new adventures!

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@lazlokc

4 years

And especially right now. The @royals have such a fun, young team that is competitive on the field. They could be building an entire generation of hardcore baseball fans like my two kids who love baseball. Instead we are watching the @Mets that’s inexcusable @MLB

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@lazlokc

4 years

This Tuesday I something pretty big happens for me. Going home is always weird and stressful but I couldn’t be more nervous or excited to say that the @churchoflazlo will be broadcast in Detroit on the station I grew up listening to @alt987detroit and to that fourth grade class

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@lazlokc

3 years

#AaronRodgers is the A-Rod of football. It’s always the same movie with him. Cold, snowing, Green Bay and at the end of the game some team from the west coast leaving with a win. #NFLPlayoffs

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@lazlokc

3 years

Met Taylor Hawkins at a show. Could not have been cooler but what I really remember is how he took the time to talk to my son. Shake his hand. Ask him questions. As he left he laughed and said “don’t need a paternity test for that little guy. He’s all yours, cheers!” Cheers…

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@lazlokc

3 months

Man @Snowcone965 is gonna be a rockin and rollin

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@lazlokc

3 years

You’re just a shit human @tedcruz you’re the guy our fathers hoped we wouldn’t become. Just swarmy with zero character. Your word means nothing. You’re just a shitty guy. The guy who shows up to the Christmas party or neighborhood bbq and just kills the vibe. Fuck off

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@lazlokc

2 years

I’m going to buy new shoes and baseball gloves from dicks tonight.

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@DICKS

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@lazlokc

2 years

Oh shut the fuck up. Not one human being alive…including you thinks you’re more successful than @getnickwright not one.

Kevin Kietzman

@kkhasissues

2 years

Hey @getnickwright I am total owner of my business now and have never lived your privileged life on daddy’s dime and influence. Pretty sure I’m still making more than you and nobody in this town knows you or your poorly rated show. Listen to my pod, you could learn a thing or

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@lazlokc

2 years

20 years! Love you #kc

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@lazlokc

3 years

Hey yo! In a situation where you’re alone? I’ve been there several tines. Can make you feel pretty defeated. Sometimes it’s exactly where you want to be. If you want just shoot me a DM and maybe I can help? As for me I’m gonna drink these 99 banana things. #HappyThanksgiving

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@lazlokc

10 months

This is what retirement looks like.

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@lazlokc

3 years

My guy turned 14 today. Can not believe how lucky I am to be this kids dad. Can’t wait for the rest of stuff you teach me. Happy birthday, gyro.

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@lazlokc

4 years

Happy #baseball

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@lazlokc

3 years

Me and my pops. Agent orange caught up with him a few years back. Miss you, dad.

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@lazlokc

9 months

How about we start with ending blanket immunity to gun manufacturers? A little more than jack shit…..

Dmeis

@meis1385

9 months

Another virtuous moron angrily, signaling his high moral standards while offering Jack shit in terms of solutions. "We need change!" Well wtf does that even mean? I'll bet a $billion that those rifles weren't registered legally. Just hang the shooters from their nuts publicly

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@lazlokc

3 years

I am lucky to be alive and sitting in my living room watching this game with my sons. Thank you #NFLPlayoffs thank you @Chiefs @BuffaloBills @PatrickMahomes @JoshAllenQB #ChiefsKingdom #BillsMafia

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@lazlokc

3 years

Working on something I’m pretty excited about. Doing a podcast with my son gyro. Father and son talking baseball. Gonna need @JeffPassan @JoshVernier610 and @JasonKander to be guests to carry this thing for me. Football season comes and Chacho steps in to host.

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@lazlokc

2 years

The gun debate ended when we allowed kindergartners to be executed and did absolutely nothing. I wish we were better but sadly we are not…..

Jake Tapper

@jaketapper

2 years

Fifteen have been killed in a shooting at Robb elementary school, according to Governor Greg Abbott — 14 students and 1 teacher. Abbott said the shooter is also deceased.

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@lazlokc

4 years

I’m at this odd stage of life where I’m either up all night acting like I’m in college or in bed and out at 8:30. No one warns you of this stage.....

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@lazlokc

3 years

Just in case you’re curious. I’m still alive.

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@lazlokc

4 years

One year ago today. 100k+ not one mask. Seems like a lifetime ago. Cheers to a better 2021.

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@lazlokc

3 years

First day of fifth grade with big brother photo bomb. Never excited about going back to school. Gonna miss the extra time with my guy.

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@lazlokc

3 years

Opening day

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@lazlokc

4 years

Me and my youngest wish you a happy holiday. @chachokc

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@lazlokc

4 years

I love the first of the year. It’s the opening day of baseball. Anything can happen. Anything....last year doesn’t matter. You can move on from past mistakes and regrets. You can move forward without second guessing. All your decisions last year got you here. And that ok.

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@lazlokc

3 years

Impossible not to root for this guy.

Kansas City Royals

@Royals

3 years

Salvy mic'd up is must-watch. #TogetherRoyal

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@lazlokc

4 years

Just spent 5-7 minutes scrolling through @Eve6 tweets and do not regret a second of it.

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@lazlokc

3 years

Me and @slimfast965 somewhere in the 2000’s #NationalRadioDay

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@lazlokc

6 months

This is where I disagree. @buttkicker7 should be able to speak his mind and certainly at a school that asked him to speak. He just needs to understand the criticism that will come from it. He shouldn’t lose his job.

jordan

@notbubbawallace

6 months

in a just world harrison butker would be cut by tomorrow and never play another nfl snap. i don’t care if that’s harsh, you shouldn’t be allowed to continue being a pro athlete if you’re given the honor of a graduation speech and use it to tell women to get back in the kitchen.

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@lazlokc

3 years

My kids asked me what it was like in the late 19 hundreds and I responded “ I wasn’t aliv……fuck” Fucking kids, man.

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@lazlokc

4 years

My @Royals basement is coming along.

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@lazlokc

4 years

Got scary in there for a minute, huh? Those people acted as they did because of you. You telling them there was fraud when you knew there wasn’t. Using words like stolen. Carrying @realDonaldTrump water for only political gain and power. You are the opposite of a hero. Fuck off

Senator Hawley Press Office

@SenHawleyPress

4 years

Statement from Senator Josh Hawley: Thank you to the brave law enforcement officials who have put their lives on the line. The violence must end, those who attacked police and broke the law must be prosecuted, and Congress must get back to work and finish its job

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@lazlokc

3 years

First day of eighth grade. When did my little guy #gyro become #bender ? #dontyouforgetaboutme

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@lazlokc

7 months

As the mayor of metcalf may I suggest the @royals move to where that red lobster is? I’ll knock that building down this weekend. Metcalf Royals has a nice ring to it.

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@lazlokc

4 years

Yo @getnickwright

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@lazlokc

4 years

As soon as we start to reopen and people start going out what happens? We start shooting people again. Maybe we should all just stay home. Epidemic to pandemic and back again.

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@lazlokc

3 years

Thanks for all the #FathersDay day wishes. It’s been a pleasure raising all of you and sleeping with your mothers.

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@lazlokc

4 years

#MerryChristmas2020 from me and @JonGeiger11

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@lazlokc

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@lazlokc

4 years

I live here. My kids go to school here. I choose to live in #kc I’m the fucking mayor of metcalf. You say my name put some fucking respect on it.

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@lazlokc

4 years

The gun debate didn’t get started at sandy hook it ended there. This country decided it cared more about guns than children. 20 children murdered and nothing changed......nothing.

NRA

@NRA

4 years

DON’T TREAD ON OUR GUN RIGHTS

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@lazlokc

9 months

A lot to unpack there but perhaps you’re right. The kids should have been in the safety of the schools….

LiHi

@Lovedit_Hatedit

9 months

@lazlothebuzz You can never predict these things but maybe next time don’t cancel school over a fucking parade and there won’t be so many children there. Adults are stupid enough no need to come up with reasons why children should be there.

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@lazlokc

1 year

Graduates 6th grade with presidential award for academics. Batting .535 with 6HR and defensive player of the year from the linebacker spot. Never too early for a recruiting visit @CoachDanLanning

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@lazlokc

3 years

See what happens when you refuse to try??

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@lazlokc

4 years

I might not agree with Nick but YOU calling HIM a KC radio failure is some fucked up sports guy logic that I can’t figure out.

Kevin Kietzman

@kkhasissues

4 years

This is as bigoted as anything I’ve seen this brow beaten KC radio failure spew. 1) College players are just as black 2) College players don’t turn off 1/2 their fans by calling them racists. Good riddance you spoiled rotten private school rich kid with a powerful dad. Stay away

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@lazlokc

3 years

I’m not a fan of doing it for lunch or dinner but going to a restaurant by yourself for breakfast is somehow wildly liberating and fulfilling.

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@lazlokc

4 years

She asking me to slide into her dms?

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@lazlokc

3 years

My guy @chachokc turns 11 today. You may love your kids as much as I love mine but I promise you can’t love them more.

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@lazlokc

2 years

Fuck off

Dr. Roger Marshall

@RogerMarshallMD

3 years

In response to Disney’s latest campaign to embed left-wing sexual politics in its children’s programming, I am asking the TV Parental Guidelines Monitoring Board to update their guidelines to include ratings on content related to gender dysphoria.

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@lazlokc

4 years

I think I’m gonna sit on my deck. Drink a beer snd watch baseball. This seems like a decent plan. Your plans?

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@lazlokc

3 years

This stings

NFL on CBS 🏈

@NFLonCBS

3 years

Postseason Pass TD since 1950 Patrick Mahomes: 25 Detroit Lions: 24

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@lazlokc

3 months

They were in a meeting with some people who were disabled and couldn’t fucking see. Your pronouns are fuck and stick

Greg Price

@greg_price11

2 years

VP: "I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit."

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@lazlokc

3 years

I have to try to renew my expired drivers license today. This going to be a horrible day. Just fucking horrible.

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@lazlokc

2 years

As of 9am this morning no one has been arrested for the shooting of #RalphYarl they have just charged him. No one has been arrested! Either they can’t find him or they are going to let him turn himself in. Complete bullshit but this is America in 2023

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@lazlokc

2 years

Merry Xmas! Love you #kc

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@lazlokc

2 years

Leave the kids alone you old grumpy, bitch.

Brigitte Gabriel

@ACTBrigitte

2 years

Raise the voting age to 21. Bring back the draft. Gen Z is a disaster that requires emergency correction.

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@lazlokc

1 year

You think some of you guys are mad at me. Try being my 12 year old who was born in #KC and loves @Chiefs he had to watch that with me. He’s not gonna listen tomorrow either.

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@lazlokc

3 years

Hi

Lindsay Lohan

@lindsaylohan

3 years

A nice day for a walk 🚶‍♀️🌇🌞

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@lazlokc

4 years

Well none of my stock trades went through and block buster is down to nothing again so.....see you at 2 pm??? #work

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@lazlokc

4 years

You are so transparent. You really just fucking suck at being a human.

Ted Cruz

@tedcruz

4 years

Really sad. At a time of deep national division, President-elect Biden’s choice to call his political opponents literal Nazis does nothing to bring us together or promote healing. This kind of vicious partisan rhetoric only tears our country apart.

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@lazlokc

2 years

Officially baseball season and I’ll repeat why it’s the greatest game. You can’t run out the clock in baseball. Gotta throw the guy a strike to end it. #goroyals

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@lazlokc

3 years

Oddly enough both of you are in the @churchoflazlo hall of fame.

Danny Parkins

@DannyParkins

3 years

Be with the people you love for the big moments, always. Wouldn’t miss my man @getnickwright become the youngest inductee in the @waer883 Hall Of Fame for anything.

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@lazlokc

2 years

More than one thing can be true at the same time. There were several shitty calls including that last one and the #ChiefsKingdom deserved to win. They dominated the second half. Dominated. #SuperBowl

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@lazlokc

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Come on your purple sons of bitches. #KSTATE

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@lazlokc

3 years

Day one done. #vacation

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@lazlokc

3 years

No no no dad not this carnival.

KCTV5 News

@KCTV5

3 years

After cancellation in 2020, SantaCaliGon Festival returns to Independence with no mask requirements

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@lazlokc

2 years

That’s chacho drinking bang energy drinks and hitting piss missiles.

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@lazlokc

2 years

I don’t think we have any cigars…. #ChiefsKingdom #Mahomes

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@lazlokc

4 years

Happy birthday to my guy @chachokc

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@lazlokc

3 years

Happy new year

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@lazlokc

4 years

Looks like we found our spots for the next couple of days. #WildCardWeekend

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@lazlokc

10 months

These two must now battle to the death. It has been written. #ChiefsKingdom #AllGrit

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@lazlokc

3 years

Hey yo

Page Six

@PageSix

3 years

Jennifer Aniston is looking for romance outside of Hollywood

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@lazlokc

2 years

Before he left tonight he got the lecture from me and uncle @slimfast965 what lecture? Be a Steve…always be a Steve.

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@lazlokc

4 years

The best of times

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@lazlokc

1 year

Imagine being afraid to argue with @getnickwright on the air….

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

1 year

Skip Bayless reportedly refuses to work with Nick Wright, per @MMcCarthyREV “‘Skip doesn’t want to work with Nick Wright,’ answered the source. ‘Skip doesn’t want to work with anybody who will make him look bad. And Nick would disembowel him on the air.’”

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@lazlokc

4 years

People Comparing this to the revolutionary war and @realDonaldTrump as some hero. If you really believe you better get off social media and go help your brothers save the republic that’s why we have the 2nd!! You won’t because you know it isn’t. You traded your musket for a meme

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@lazlokc

3 years

checked to see how much a night at great wolf lodge was…. 800 bucks? 800 bucks a night? I throw money at shit all the time but that’s a tad pricey no? Supply Chan issues? Biden’s fault?

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@lazlokc

3 years

Fair

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@lazlokc

4 years

I know a guy who would make a great mayor!

The Kansas City Star

@KCStar

4 years

After 16 years as Overland Park’s mayor, Carl Gerlach will not seek reelection

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@lazlokc

3 years

Really curious what you think about this. Let me know after you give it a listen. Thoughts and prayers!

The Church of Lazlo

@churchoflazlo

3 years

Well hello there. We decided to try something new. The first ever Saturday podcast. The Church of Lazlo Uncensored. Just finished recording a few minutes ago. Available wherever you listen to podcasts. Let us know what you think!

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@lazlokc

4 years

Do we really have to say Kansas City metropolitan area every time?

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@lazlokc

4 years

This can’t be true....this can’t be true.....this can’t be.....

Melissa Blasius

@MelissaBlasius

4 years

Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15

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@lazlokc

4 years

I see @getnickwright talking smack to a bunch of sports talk guys....trying to remember who I picked in the super bowl. Do you remember, nick? #sportsiseasy

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@lazlokc

2 years

Just a couple of mayors voting no and trying to keep our gigs.