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just people sitting at a bar and talking about bullshit. Pull up a chair.

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Joined February 2008
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 months
The last song to ever play on 96.5 KRBZ. Goodbye old friend. We’re officially in our 98.9 The Rock Era 🤘🏻
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Talk to you soon
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 months
We’re very happy and excited to now be on @989TheRockKQRC . A little surprised to be honest, but happy to be here!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Welcome back, @Snowcone965
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Well, well, well, looks who’s back. Our old friend @MeredithThebuzz is back this week filling in for Julia while she does important radio stuff. The kind of stuff Ryan Seacrest also does.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Happy birthday to the man himself. The captain of this ridiculous ship of ours.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Happy birthday to the man himself. The country psychic, the smasher and dancer, kisser of dads, the son of brothers, the owner of canned rabbit, the eater of spaghetti soup, the hater of grilled cheese, and so much more. We love you @slimfast965
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Champions. #ChiefsKingdom 🏈❤️
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
You may be cool, but you’ll never be Slimfast’s 2001 senior photo cool 🌊🌊
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Hi! We have a show called The Church of Lazlo on Audacy. It’s great fun for the whole family. You should listen to it. Thanks!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 months
…and fuck a bunch of Young Gravy. Now for the real news 🤘🏻
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
🫶🫀❤️
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@churchoflazlo
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Well hello there. We decided to try something new. The first ever Saturday podcast. The Church of Lazlo Uncensored. Just finished recording a few minutes ago. Available wherever you listen to podcasts. Let us know what you think!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Got an empty bucket of fireball shots? Now you’ve got a hat. The man is on one today.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Yeah we saw you…
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Well well well, look who stopped by. Check out our Twitch now to watch @getnickwright on the Toxic and Problematic podcast
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
We found out today that Julia has baby hands
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
We may not have the most listeners, but we definitely have the best
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
We’re back from vacation and excited to announce we will be posting video segments now. Check out the full segment over on our YouTube channel and smash that like and subscribe or whatever it is the kids say Full segment:
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Hey you up?
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@churchoflazlo
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2 years
The gangs all here and the show starts soon
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@churchoflazlo
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2 years
Don’t let them distract you
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
We spruced up the studio a little bit
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Bombpop hanging with Uncle Lotzi today 🍧
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Happy birthday to our friend Whit who has been listening from day 1! Want us to make a video for you? DM us and we we’ll do our best to make it happen!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
This November, there’s one decision you must make (if you live in JoCo) that looms over all others and there’s only one man for the job. Write in Lazlo for Johnson County Commissioner Chairman. Together, we will achieve the impossible.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Beautiful this time of year ☀️
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@churchoflazlo
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1 year
Well well well, if it isn’t every CoL show from the Seattle years on CD 🤔
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@churchoflazlo
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2 years
Happy Halloween from the Sad and Ugly bunch
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
The mayor of Kansas City checking in on the mayor of Metcalf. Nothing but love
@QuintonLucasKC
Mayor Q
2 years
In other news, what’s up with the Church of Lazlo?
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
7 months
Lazlo doesn’t want to add any gun laws. He wants to take one away. End #PLCAA and blanket immunity for gun manufacturers.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
The big question in KC right now- should The Royals move downtown? As someone who travels to a new baseball stadium every year, @lazlothebuzz is pretty qualified to answer this and earlier today he gave his thoughts.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Is that Jason Momoa?! Nope, just Slimfast with his SICK tattoos 💪🦅☠️
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Very excited to announce our friends @GlassAnimals are kicking off our 20th anniversary THIS Saturday at @JRiegerCo . Tickets cannot be bought, but you can win guaranteed entry during happy hour at J Rieger from 5p-6p everyday until the show. The first 200 people get in free. 21+
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Looks like @lazlothebuzz may get that watch after all 🤔
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Soon…
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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“It’s like listening to NPR but without the information” has to be one of our favorite (and probably most accurate) reviews ever. For the record, we DO have information. It’s just not always correct, relevant, or interesting information
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
We all made it to a 10:30 meeting!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
We’ve been at this for 20 years now and we think that warrants a little celebration. What better way than live music? Join us and our friends @the1975 , 12/8 at Cable Dahmer Arena. Exclusive presale from Tuesday 8/9 - Thursday 8/11 with code LAZLO. Gen on sale Friday 8/12 at 10a.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Very excited to welcome @steveo to the show today! #listenlonger
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Huge thanks to @GlassAnimals for kicking off our 20th anniversary!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
We have fun
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
20 days
Look at these baby faced degenerates
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 months
Hey look! We made the news! Thanks @fox4kc 👀
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
4 months
That house party was legendary🍍
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Happy Friday
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
We are recording a new episode of Toxic and Problematic right now with a very special guest and will get it posted here shortly. Hope you enjoy!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Our friend @JuanDraper_ dropped off a vacuum and @slimfast965 won’t shut up about it
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Spread the word
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@churchoflazlo
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1 month
Name this band
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Lazlo is still suffering from a severe case of the Sunday Scaries that have bled into Monday so today Slimfast and Snowcone are doing their best to hold down the fort. #PrayForLazlo
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
This is the exact face @theradiohag makes during 95% of our show. Basically whenever @lazlothebuzz talks.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Finally getting around to digitizing the Seattle era shows we found in a box in the back room. We had just figured these were lost to history, but they’re all here
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Lazlo’s out today so we’re hanging out and watching Unsolved Mysteries
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Just a reminder for those that need to hear it: Bezos, Trump, and other billionaires would never hang out with you and they want absolutely nothing to do with you. Mondays podcast is now available
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
9 months
Back room at Tanners in Lenexa (87th) for CoL meetup!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Yo you can subscribe to our subreddit and YouTube to stay in touch with us and follow us wherever we may or may not go! Reddit: YouTube:
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
What if an 84 year old white guy knocked on #RalphYarl door?
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
🔥
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
You heard right. Our friends @GlassAnimals kicking off our 20th anniversary this Saturday, 8/6 at Electric Park Garden Bar at @JRiegerCo . First 200 people get in free. 21+
@scronz420
Scronzarelli
2 years
@churchoflazlo @lazlothebuzz did I hear what I thought I just heard about @GlassAnimals here in Kansas City?!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
We spruced up the studio a little bit (part 2 @getnickwright edition)
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
The complaint from Howard sent to our boss
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@churchoflazlo
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1 month
Coming soon….
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 months
In case you missed it: we had a HUGE announcement on the show today and finally cleared up a mystery that’s been confusing alot of people for weeks Join us every weekday on Twitch at
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Look at that crowd! Just rockin and a rollin
@TheSavBananas
Savannah Bananas
2 years
The gates are open and we’re ready to rock and roll here in Kansas City 🤩 (peep the people running to get seats)
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@churchoflazlo
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2 years
Anyone else?
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@churchoflazlo
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We need YOUR help to win this thing. What should our campaign slogan be? So far we’ve got: “Make Pilots Men Again” “Corrupt When It Matters” “Give Chaos A Chance” and “The Last Vote You’ll Ever Cast”
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
7 months
Liberal sissy men*
@KyleSkaggs3
Kyle Skaggs
7 months
@churchoflazlo @lazlothebuzz @slimfast965 Exactly why I stopped listening to this joke of a radio show. These two are both a couple of liberal sissy boys.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Slimfast tried throwing a football in the hallway and broke a picture of someone named Phillip Phillips. Needs to stick with rolling the ball 🏈
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Have you listened to our new podcast Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo? No? What the fuck. And you say you’re a fan of the show. Well we just posted it to our YouTube so check it out!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Already better than Snowcone
@Snowcone989
Snowcone
3 years
Bombpop’s radio debut
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Slimfast…?
@memechaotic
chaotic memes
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@churchoflazlo
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Slimfast loves to bowl. Slimfast is in the media. So it would make sense for Slimfast to go bowling with other members of the media, right?
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Just a reminder! Happy holidays.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
You think you’re tough, War Machine. Then when you get out, pull up on our guy @slimfast965 and find out how a real man operates,coward.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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“The Church of Lazlo: When you’re here, you hate it.” Julia, probably
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Getting around to digitizing the Seattle years and found this gem from 05/14/2007 where @lazlothebuzz calls an adult video store
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Our man @getnickwright is on FOX right now! Like…FOX. Tune in now!
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The Church of Lazlo
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True story All staff meeting at 10am this morning to meet new Regional President Regional President: “sometimes you’re the swan at the pond…” Lazlo turns to Slimfast: “what the fuck is a swan?”
@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
That time Slimfast unnecessarily tried to explain what a swan is 🦢
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Pure, unadulterated sex appeal
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Our buddy Justin from @blueoctober stopped by before their sold out show tonight to catch up with the guys and play a song on Toxic and Problematic. You can watch now at the link below or check out the podcast!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Slim made a new friend at @TheSlutsBand show
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
We have someone new joining the show today. Any guesses?
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We received a lot of complaints about Slimfast’s remarks about women pilots. So after seeing Colleen Ballingers ukulele apology video, we thought Slim should do the same
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Love this fan art from our subreddit
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Did you guys know they made a movie about Lazlo and Slimfast called Supernova in 2020?
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
What happened to The Buzz? Did Audacy axe Country Psychic? Do they make you play Imagine Dragons? All those questions answered and more on the new Toxic and Problematic with @slimfast965 and @lazlothebuzz
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
The guy gets on Twitter like once a year and it’s to bitch to NBC about Dateline not being up fast enough. #BitchesLoveMurder
@slimfast989
Slimfast
2 years
Yo @peacockTV Why don’t you post the @DatelineNBC that ran this weekend? I know it was a spit-shined rerun but so what? @paramountplus posts every @48hours when they air, even if they’re reruns. Do better.
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Happy birthday to the twins! Enjoy your Lameo. Love ya 😘
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
So @lazlothebuzz and his son @gyro76205914 sit down to talk baseball for a little bit. The episode is now on our podcast page. Hope you enjoy!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
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Happy birthday to our friend Nita in Howell, MI. Enjoy this Lameo as a token of our gratitude. Want your very own Lameo? Send us a DM!
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
1 year
Just another day at the office
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
This is the only thing we’re actually 100% certain of
@Justine_Patton
Justine Johns
3 years
Been listening to @churchoflazlo for years, and the biggest mystery I still can't solve is whether @slimfast965 actually bartends at @Applebees or not. #listenlonger
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
2 years
Look, moving sucks. Everyone knows that. But is it rude to ask a friend to help you move?
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@churchoflazlo
The Church of Lazlo
3 years
Lazlo, a Detroit Lions fan, watching Stafford’s playoff run with The Rams
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