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6 months

First day at school, Mathematics teacher "Guys we are already behind".

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4 months

Shopping at a place where they check the slip before you exit is a sign you should work harder.

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9 months

I saw my salary on a bottle of perfume today. So you mean someone out there smells like my salary?

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8 months

The way they ignored her 😭😭

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7 months

Living alone is understanding you can defrost meat at 17:00 and cook at 22:30.

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6 months

Honestly this is the fastest January in the history of January's.

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3 months

Tall girls don't live long, I mean I've never seen a tall granny.

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9 months

The loadshedding that's coming after all this electricity is still doing push ups.

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5 months

You'll see miracles when using a taxi. Someone just drank an energy drink and slept after.

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9 months

Now I understand why our parents used to say "Whoever comes asking to see me, tell them I'm not around".

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7 months

1994 babies can't believe this year.

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8 months

My roommate stole my wors, now he's cooking it as minced meat. He thinks I'm stupid!

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6 months

So some people have already celebrated their birthday and waiting for 2025.

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8 months

@Thelumusa_Nkosi GP all day everyday

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9 months

Don't show Jada this picture because she will come straight to South Africa.

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7 months

Somewhere in South Africa someone's December salary is finished.

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7 months

I don't know which parents need to hear this but don't allow your child to visit their friends before 10:00, it's still early.

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9 months

The fake love we have for rugby.

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7 months

We have way too much electricity, this won't end well!

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9 months

I'm waiting for iPhone 18, I won't buy iPhones that are underage.

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9 months

I don't understand the concept of qualifying for exams I mean I'm already paying my tuition fees.

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9 months

Everytime I spell Wednesday, there's a little voice in my head that says "Wed-Nes-Day".

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6 months

Ladies who stay alone how do you guys manage to zip your clothes at the back?

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9 months

I don't care how hot it is, I'll always bath with hot water.

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9 months

Stay away from your partner's phone, I'll tell you why. Let me cry first!

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9 months

He dances better than me😭😭

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9 months

Money should also look for me I'm tired.

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6 months

Drop an English word that will make others check their dictionary.

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3 months

I'm tired of pretending, who turns this on at night?

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4 months

Going to work, coming back to cook and living alone sounds wrong.

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6 months

January taught me that onions are for gravy not to clean braai stand.

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6 months

@Aus_Keke Prior proper planning prevents poor performance

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8 months

The fact that I'm at the age where grocery specials exite me.

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9 months

Just because you don't eat other people's food doesn't mean they won't eat yours. Legends will understand this post in 4 seconds.

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4 months

March is such a busy month, everyday is someone's birthday.

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9 months

Nobody attends weddings, funerals , graduations and events like someone who just bought a car.

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9 months

Dating someone for 4 years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it's now a course. You are now studying Relationship Management and Analysis.

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9 months

When you change your phone language for fun and you suddenly can't find settings.

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8 months

In South Africa once the pee isn't yellow we don't flush.

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6 months

Ladies, go open the boot of your man's car and check under the spare wheel, you will thank me later.

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7 months

Ladies, enough is enough!

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8 months

I don't know who gave lastborns the right to be taller than everyone in the family.

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3 months

I used to think relatives in Gauteng were rich, now I'm the relative in Gauteng.

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9 months

This idiot will disappear when you need it the most and show up when you done using your teeth.

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9 months

Ladies, when we cheat we want you to dump us. Stop forgiving us, you're making things difficult for us!

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9 months

Who knows where do pictures and videos go after deleting them? I don't want any surprises in future.

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9 months

The Rugby World Cup proved that there's nothing wrong with Eskom.

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10 months

If your boyfriend start complaining about the price of eggs forget about Lobola.

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10 months

Sometimes being with your bestfriend is all the therapy you need.

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9 months

They grow up so fast, our breadwinner.

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7 months

I'm sure the person who made 100 shooter firecrackers failed Mathematics at school.

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5 months

If your Maid is wearing red today without going anywhere, just know that her Valentine is within the house.

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4 months

No guys we miss loadshedding!

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9 months

I don't like unannounced visits. Please alert me first so I can decide if I'm home or not.

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9 months

Not knowing how to dance is the first sign that you are going to have money in future.

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5 months

I'm at the age where I need a strong drink to start my day.

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5 months

@gnont It's called a Turnstile

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6 months

You didn't enjoy your childhood if you haven't went to town with your mother and came back not talking to each other.

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9 months

Three years ago I sent my friend to test my girlfriend's loyalty, they're getting married this December.

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7 months

We seriously need to get married guys. This thing of sleeping next to laptops and snacks has to end.

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6 years

Relationship ICU 😂😂😂

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9 months

Nobody cheats like a girlfriend that always says, "The problem is you don't trust me".

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9 months

I just had an argument with my roommate and now he's busy singing prison songs.

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9 months

Staying alone is tough sometimes, you starve yourself because you're feeling lazy to cook.

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9 months

Answering calls on loudspeaker is so addictive.

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8 months

So everyone has already forgotten about the Springboks, I knew it was peer pressure.

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6 months

You introduce your friend to your other friend and they start hanging out without inviting you.

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8 months

Hospitals must introduce a ward for hangover!

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6 months

@TheRealSmomoh She said "for example let's say you're handsome" 😭😭

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9 months

Name 3 Springbok players.

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9 months

If your brother's kids are your kids, what about his wife?

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5 months

I go for looks. I'm not willing to wake up daily next to inner beauty.

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8 months

My friend won a trip to Japan. He's out there trying to win a trip back home. Guys learn to read the terms and conditions.

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6 months

When you realise how old you're turning this year.

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4 months

Unlike your baby daddy, Facebook is back!

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6 months

Since my sister discovered food colouring we've been eating blue chicken for two weeks now.

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5 months

The way things are expensive, some people don't even know their favourite food anymore.

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3 months

Last week I gave someone R4500 to keep for me so that I won't spend it. Now she's telling me she carried me for 9 months.

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10 months

Just when urine starts turning white , it's the weekend again.

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5 months

I don't want to see a bitter or sad posts on Valentine's day, you knew that man was married.

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Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream, please try reduce the salt and spices next time. Thank you!

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5 months

@NginguSah SAPS shouldn't disappoint us😭😭

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9 months

My expensive cologne fell and broke into pieces, now I'm mopping the floor with all my shirts.

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7 months

This weather is behaving like a lady that wears size 4 shoes, so annoying!

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9 months

It's surprising how someone born in 2003 is in a stable relationship while us freedom fighters are struggling.

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10 months

I hate people who use the same word twice in a sentence, enough is enough!

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10 months

You tell someone your problems and after 15 minutes you see a status saying "Guys people are suffering out there".

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5 months

14 February is around the corner, but there's no 1 4 you!

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6 months

@thuso_thelejane Never trending for wrong reasons

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9 months

@ReleGlo My strong bond is turning 4 years in December 😂

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6 months

Parents with school going kids, is everything okay?

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7 months

The first thing I do when I get home is change into something that makes me look like I'm homeless.

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7 months

I can't believe some of you guys don't have homelands to go back to, just 24/7, 365 days in the cities.

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6 years

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8 months

When you receive your bonuses, don't forget who made you laugh this whole year please.

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8 months

What do we call this part of a chicken?

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9 months

I can't believe this meal is now expensive.

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9 months

So those who don't bath in the evening, how do you sleep?

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7 months

Guys where do mosquitoes spend their day?

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6 months

@Melo_Malebo Take him to maintainace court if he's employed

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