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@gldivittorio i've stopped caring and short men are always nicer to me
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@MYGDININGTABLE @NikkiCallowayy @verymimi the internet has completely muddled parasocial relationships w celebrities bc why does everyone assume famous ppl can't get upset and experience pain too like you'd be so upset if this happened to you? just apathetic
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if euphoria isn't coming till 2024 it better have 2 hour long episodes
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@ruthmacgilp it's always rich people that don't pay people that's the sad part
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@DrewAfualo i made a tiktok abt you and i just want you to see it :( cause i love ur vids
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@makeupbyjoxlyn ..... and i liked her
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@supjen__ @lekma_ @MaveLikesLemons @TweetFiction @userctrI right? like tf are we supposed to do? vote for laws that aren't ever going to be made? it's not fuckin up to the citizens it's up the damn government to even start the process and it's clear they're very pro gun. look at the gun law that just passed in ga. i didn't vote for this
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@shaybutta96 @IamSatarra @thenouveaumonde literally any time someone says that bullshit i respond "maybe we just want to make enough to survive"
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@RAGGEDYROYAL i stayed at someone's house and used their hulu and ended up waking up to sonic the hedgehog at 3am
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@Doom25_ @TheDangler5 @tarheelsmiley @covergirl53 @aaayram1 omg a sip of water when you're dehydrated is like a cure all. after i gave up practically everything except water i noticed how much better i felt after one SINGULAR sip. i haven't felt this good body wise in years.
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@sketerdavids0n @AlexvnderVega @wh0isj32231 @crawford_not @serraanooo my fav is "make this a sound 😂😂😂" and it's already its own sound
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@chribbzz the way i said that and she responded this to me? nah bestie idc abt your prank what is this cafeteria???? how did y'all mf luck out???????
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@KammyTaughtYou it literally looks like a bunch of leftovers thrown into a pumpkin? is that a pumpkin? like a whole pumpkin? a singular chicken tender? there's a lot to unpack here, literally
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@VickyLynnLovey @tyl11l @inkbyMarie @camchickholla @WallyWontDie @_BrownCampaign @ohKAYx33 you can doordash from the liquor store though 🤠 (i only know cause i was the dasher)
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@yagirltoomuch i think it's the mix of cigarettes and poor quality film im hoping they didn't really look that old 😭 my mom looks like her age in like pictures but videos???? no she looks 30 at 16
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@iamsashakae lucy hale? not liked? i never knew
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@fghtmeputa @moneycaa maybe a package or formulation change! that happens all the time, a short discontinuing to just bring it back in a different component or box lmao
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@_Starsabreep "cause you're rich before me" 💀
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@x_rae___ @laaauurynn @Rikaway_ i haven't watched it but the way yall describe it reminds me of the ending of "keep breathing" it ended abruptly after she was found (im assuming she's found?)
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@scotchfairy @ItsRaininAshley @LaDiovanna i thought it was edited to make him look like handsome squidward 🥲
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bella hadid has always posted about palestine if you've followed her since at least 2020 she has always been posting for awareness so there is no "i didn't know"
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mind y’all this is bella’s page. I will not tolerate this whole “didn’t know” rhetoric some of you spew for these celebrities, this is someone you call your best friend and you’re still posting that on your story??
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@IvyKungu like baby what's being murdered
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@yagirltoomuch i would've called the school, filed a report, and call it a professionalism penalty
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@angelky666 @Bianca17737904 @huskylilwayne @BlackedOut__ i'm w you cause i'm the first to say i'll dd or let's take an uber. idk who taught y'all about this cause it's actually really sad to see so many people literally not give a fuck about themselves, friends, family, or pedestrians and other drivers as a whole
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@koralinadean i feel like ashtray was never in school for anyone to realize he's not attending
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@amandabb__ why did i think camilla cabello and shawn mendes got married bc of this tweet but you're talking abt riverdale girly 💀
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hot take celebrities shouldn't get special treatment at places people are paying and waiting to enjoy. that's fucked and i think it's genuinely unfair. yeah they probably paid for it but some things shouldn't be priced, just wait in line to ride.
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the same dude who forced LITERALLY CHILDREN and parents off rides and out of lines in a zoo so he, stormi and kylie jenner can privately ride them.
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@yagirltoomuch mac, urban decay, bare minerals and estée lauder, those were the names i knew even when i wasn't into makeup when i was a child
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@_Starsabreep this has to be a lie kylie skin expired on the shelf at the ulta i worked at we sold so little of it???????
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@intensitaxmaja no but this scene made zendaya the absolute best actress rn in my eyes. i forget she's not really rue. i grew up watching this girl and she acts in this show so well i forget shes zendaya.
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@keyon i smell refund
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@yagirltoomuch literally i hate the internet
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this is me after i tell the waiter "you too!" when they say "enjoy your meal"
this has to be the funniest thing on emma chamberlain’s met gala interviews
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@VirginMartyy @KushBeenJiggy @RagingMusee @spkspo @NoMoreRacismo that is not chris rock he just played chris in everybody hates chris 😂😂😭 that's tyler james williams
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@shaybutta96 @IamSatarra @thenouveaumonde oh but they'll tell you their "bored" .... 💀
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@TooWeirdBlackG1 @erin_midori @zero_ragrets @_nyyy @JoellasWorld @teencyyyanide the richer get richer and the poor stay poor idk what people don't get about this. if rich people had a cap there would be less poverty cause it's almost force them to put more back into the lower levels. no one NEEDS a billion dollars. everyone needs stability.
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@Lexistansrih @arudave @wandastan24 @black__dubIiner i mean $10 per subscription and they're paying artists pennies on the dollar id say yeah they're probably profitable? lmao
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big sean, didn't jhene tattoo that mans face on her????? can't tell me that's not cause good dick
What celebrities you think got some good dick?
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@TypeOptional @cari_mclellan @ItsZaeOk i bet she's gonna try to sue that person cause that's just who she is
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@layloqasim yes but it's as not special bc you can't flip it like 2/2/2022 i think that's why but don't quote me on that like 4/4/4044 would be the equivalent by my understanding
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if that 70s show was made today i think i'd be donna 🤷‍♀️ pc @/alisha.cecilia.photography on ig
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@lifeIoverfan not me participating in this trend
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@RegBlackGrl @thespicexqueen i love passing interactions like that
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THIS REPLY
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grown women calling ashtray fine…have some shame?
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is the hbo max site down for y'all or does it just want me to scream
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@Dlarkin717 @Lisa01574579 @grisym_ @mysticaItime that's what i was thinking like you only purposely make it vague if there's something to hide.
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@BIKYK2 @XavierHermesX @GeauxGabrielle that and tv quality wasn't great either
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@aridreux @enjay3000 @makaylam45 @ItsZaeOk that's who i always thought it was
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@Seattle_Cali95 @HeyAprill with morphes active lawsuits i doubt they'd actually get anything other than wasted time and money i hate to say it like that but it sounds like morphe has been struggling and they got sued for unsafe ingredients early this year
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@NixUniverse2 @okfaithanne @Saul_Munoz1 @helloimquianaa it's always been bad we've been groomed to feel shame for missing work since we were praised for perfect attendance in primary school. like how sad we've been trained to be this way. to think there was a time where there were 7 day work weeks
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@ivirlei @HamnerPam literally my exact point
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i can go to ALL of my local chick-fil-a and clock AT MINIMUM 25 non natural blondes but bc theyre white it's fine right?
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@jsullivannyc @queend236 no fr my first christmas party w my corporate job i knew why the last 20 ppl quit or were fired in 25 different stories like idek what's true but the tea is scalding
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@yagirltoomuch lemme bandwagon and add maybelline and cover girl for drug store brands
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@elijahdontskate @gbennylola @quenblackwell my ex bought me a switch i wasn't giving that shit back. my exes ex bought him a mf playstation 3 years before he dated what was he supposed to do? throw it away?
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@dcMarul @supjen__ @cuttlefinch @lekma_ @MaveLikesLemons @TweetFiction @userctrI there's protests everyday. i've been to them. we were never doing nothing. you know nothing because you do not live here. silence yourself instead of blaming us. we speak out, we stand up, we fight daily. you don't know the half of it. i hope you never have to.
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@_JustSlim_ @piscespuma @jennuhdawinna @HolaCarmitooo @OkSoMik the way i was coming to have the exact same reaction
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that'd be a fast fraud charge, dumping and ass beating all in one. maybe a charge on you if i'm angry enough
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i've been told off so many times abt forgiving ppl who did me wrong in the midst of mental health struggles "but they hurt you" ok, and to them i could've done the same. you can extend grace to people who are trying to do better. mental health is HEALTH at the end of the day
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“mental health doesn’t excuse bad behavior” is quite literally an ableist trope that i am tired of you people repeating just bc the internet told you to someone having a disability of the brain ABSOLUTELY excuses their behavior because BEHAVIOR BEGINS IN THE BRAIN, FOOL.
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i really think pete should take this as a threat cause this is weird
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Kanye kidnaps and decapitated Pete Davidson's head in the music video Eazy featuring The Game 😬😬😬
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@EricTheCactus @TheWrightJohn @goldengateblond ohio is literally arguing that ectopic pregnancies shouldn't be aborted bc it's a life. ectopic pregnancies are usually never viable and kill women every time. it's not that simple bc the states don't care to learn.
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she looks so pretty in these colors 🥹 red + pink is unmatched
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@Cataleyaaa___ @KeyshaClark32 @BanditMerciless i have a feeling it's the left can't explain it he just looks more familiar
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@dinglexxl @marvnotalive @oramirite @linksmonkey @ambernoelle as a person who used to not eat breakfast i feel 10times better eating 3 meals a day ESPECIALLY breakfast even if it's small it helps
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@kingforte513 @leslie_lorene @iJohnStorm @StallionSamples @theestallion what's he gonna do thank y'all for defending him from jail? lmao
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@yagirltoomuch i wanna see the og pic you had to look good to have her so pressed
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@bougiemedic @grahamwalker this is from 3 days ago, please stop talking
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"A child who is, in fact, living out part of his or her early life as an ectopic pregnancy is still a unique human being with its own DNA. I don't understand why we allow those children to be murdered."—Okla Sen. Warren Hamilton Ectopic pregnancies KILL women & are NEVER viable.
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@Bargainbinbisex @DanhaPriscilla @Squeakfu also more than likely all charges will be refunded bc they can dispute fraud and everyone's on the internet talking abt it so they'll be able to easily prove that so it would only get taken away from pp at the end of the day no one would win
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@izzyplanetemoji @DrewAfualo literally cause in fact some comedians aren't funny and base their entire career off offensive comedy. this person probably likes them most too
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so you shot kids? kids that didn't bully you? kids that were completely unrelated? stop using this stupid ass excuse.
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Texas school shooter was bullied at school because of the clothes he wore and because his family was poor
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@SimSoGorgeous @wapdiscourse this kinda looks like albinism
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@Still_Bourgeois @DelicieuxMr @ladyspicoli twitter suspended me when i told k*lie to pay her Bangladesh workers.
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me 🤝 softer dark glams
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not only does the US have a horrendous homeless population we house like 20% of the WORLDS prisoners.... statistically, homeless people will commit crimes for housing, especially in cold areas. and that says a lot more about the united states than it does homeless people.
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i can go to ALL of my local chick-fil-a and clock AT MINIMUM 25 non natural blondes but bc theyre white it's fine right?
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“She was like, ‘Hey, one of our supervisors came by and said they noticed blonde in your hair, and he asked that you leave and come back when it’s taken out since it’s an unnatural color to you,'” Williams said.
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me any time a man speaks
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kehlani and christian walker getting into it at a starbucks drive thru is my multiverse of madness
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@jstaskme2 @KennyJayy13 no literally what i said like y'all are DUMB to think doordash isn't gonna get their money somehow
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what's a girl gotta do to get some flowers around here? die?
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@dcMarul @supjen__ @lekma_ @MaveLikesLemons @TweetFiction @userctrI where are your solutions you just keep talking and nothing you're saying matters to the conversation. where are these "ways"? huh?
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@YGKenKen @zajanatural @jetweste @PopBase so it literally has nothing to do w looks and the process of how the egg and sperm go through
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@HurricaneMomo @fatfabfeminist they'll crucify you for letting a mess get out of hand when no one knows what your mind does to let it get there
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@IvyKungu ad* see i can't even think straight now
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obsessed w this look, inspired by @thegoldnnug + @paintedbyspencer (on ig) w the reverse cat eye, might be a new fav style of look honestly
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@imainmaeve @SaeedDiCaprio you can do that for yourself but absolutely nobody is required to abide by that. so you're getting upset over a random video on the internet for absolutely no reason except double starches? just put your phone down for a few hours, i beg you.
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i call her "venus fly honeytrap"
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either they die and it's "their fault" or they fight back and then theyre "mystically abusive" an abused woman cannot win. so stop blaming the one being abused.
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I don't know if this is a hot take, but had Gabby Petito not have like blatantly been murdered by her fiancé or husband or whatever he was, y'all would not have believed that woman.
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@yagirltoomuch you look so mf good she's just mad she can't pull this dress off like you can 🤤 a hater truly
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we have good taste cause same top + location i just didn't have anyone to edit the trash out or add godzilla, kinda lame, with i was you fr i want godzilla
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i have dermatillomania stop asking me what happened to my arm i happened
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@danayshiamua @iambrattyb the phone was ringing on purpose?????? i literally would just yank ppl out of their cars, drive and vibe
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i look like ✨that bitch✨
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@dcMarul @supjen__ @lekma_ @MaveLikesLemons @TweetFiction @userctrI how bitch? we protest, we vote, TF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THEY HAVE A FUCKIN BASIS THAT WAS CREATED IN THE 1700S THAT THEY WONT LET TF GO OF. half of america wasn't even considered people and yet they still follow this. but go off yeah we can fix it.
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it's giving princess
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i took this earlier and i felt pretty
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