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Airbnb needs to die lol

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We've peaked

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The way restaurant/bar owners have convinced servers to be mad at customers and not at them for not paying them more is one of the greatest finesses to ever take place.

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A bottle cost 1k and gratuity is over $100-200. I’m so sorry baby bc you ain’t getting nothing else.

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They’re trying so hard not to speak so they don’t have to pay bills

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Just gotta wrap your head around a map

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I can’t wrap my head around it being smoke in New York from a fire in Canada

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How quickly people forget

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@MelodyDanii And still will definitely expect you to get on your hands and knees to scrub it clean before you check out lol

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@jennyykellyy Exactly lol hotels are expensive now but it ends at the 383 most times at least

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It looks like dude repurposed one of these to make the hot sauce one

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we really used to pay $4-5 for ringtones and now everybody just keeps their phones on DND

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My favourite part about the reactions to this tweet is not once did I mention not tipping or state I was anti-tipping and yet... Twitter is wild lmao

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Steve Carell, Seth Rogen among Hollywood stars donating to bail out Minneapolis protesters #FoxNews

Steve Carell, Seth Rogen among Hollywood stars donating to bail out Minneapolis protesters

Hollywood stars are taking a stand.

www.foxnews.com

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@mylovedes2 Yeah that picture on the left seems like she gets off on doing it in public lol

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@souljaalmighty @AnAhchNamedBo In that situation the servers need to be even more upset though. If your spot is seeing 6-800+% markup they have the funds to pay you a higher wage lol

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In 2023, landlords have decided the luxury is having a place to stay.

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1 year

These apartments are trying to keep up with the market and everybody forgetting the quality of the properties. How are you charging luxury prices with these old ass properties????????

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Finally Friday

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@_Egyap He thought about it at least twice

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i didn't know there were fluffy frenchies until today

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@DreAnthem No way anybody could ever justify this to me lol

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@Khan_Soulo Doesn’t even make sense lol they let the thirst for profit ruin it completely

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"Special Announcement for Toronto" will be us getting to pay $800 to see him at OVO fest instead of $100 to see him at History

Concerts Fanatic

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3 months

Just Announced: PartyNextDoor announces “SORRY IM OUTSIDE" Tour. Presale starts at 12pm local time. Presale code: OUTSIDE A special announcement is coming soon for Toronto.

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@suburban6lack Who needs counter space at this point

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Saying “aren’t” when you mean “cannot afford to” is an interesting choice

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More than half of Canadians aren't saving enough money for retirement: survey

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Awkward

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@chamangomama I'd eat like 4 of them but I know his chest tightened up right away 😭

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Mans gave us 14 degrees in December but threw in 40km/h winds to make it interesting

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Sometimes I feel like Ontario is an experiment to see just how much the cost of things can be raised until people snap

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“How can I give her the bare minimum when she’s used to more?!”

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Only a matter of time before girls realize that this is one of the biggest turn-offs

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Timbits. Anything else is wrong.

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im curious: what do you guys call these things

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The TL: slandering Bobby V Me, listening to Anonymous:

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Do coke like a lady

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Toronto needs to hire him to finish the construction on Eglinton

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Watch how quickly a sand bubbler crab can build a home on the beach.

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this would be $140 at a Blue Jays game

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How do we feel about this for $32.99?

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@_ZayBanks Didn’t even try to understand lol

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Snoop Sebi Hussle

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A family pic

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1.7 million dollars worth of oxtail is wild

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All you needed was this

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Putting together furniture that takes 16 mins and an allen key is a wild flex 😭

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Nobody: Coronavirus:

EMPRESS SIN ALYSS

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IF YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WEAK YOU WANT NO FUCKING PROBLEMS WITTH ME

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An updated family pic. 2 and a half months difference 😭

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Drake is really waiting until we've spent $30,000 on tickets for everything else this summer before he announces $800 OVO tickets

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Toronto Police: "there's a possible threat against multiple venues in Toronto" Also Toronto Police "meet us by Toronto's most popular venues, Skydome and CN Tower, for an update at this specific time"

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I feel like you should send me one @NinjaKitchen 👀

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Y’all are absolutely insufferable

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Asking me what I do for fun is a sure way for me to stop talking to you.

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So I did a thing and finally put my bar cart together

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At least Fyre Fest was on an island. Mans have people in a field in Ajax.

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@mylovedes2 Yeah so she deserves it all lol doing it to make money off of and then crying about it being sexualized is insane logic

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I just want to know why this track was selected

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Why can't Toronto have nice things

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Meanwhile, in Ontario 😭

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I have too many plants

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Imagine

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The US is hell

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last shift treating an ER full of covid at 39 1/2 weeks! ✅

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Someone said "pic pocketing" 😭

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I would like a summer

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Anything over 20 in Toronto counts as a summer day, regardless of season.

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Ya’ll know it’s not summer yet right ?

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Mood for tonight

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I know what I'm making this weekend

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So Crazy (feat. Lil Baby) by DaVido

So Crazy (feat. Lil Baby)

Davido, Lil Baby · Song · 2020

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a new billboard by Spadina and Queen

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This needs to be an ad for whichever phone this is

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Rihanna performing "All Of The Lights" in India tonight.

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Lmaooooo Tyrese

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Nah but this thing needs to relax

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And y'all are on IG saying they're just protesting the mandates. What a hill to die on.

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Crying

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It has melted all of our igloos. The entire nation is now homeless.

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Mans are back healthy and thriving

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When someone tells you to go fuck yourself

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Tequila bar coming together nicely

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The internet >>

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You missed the performance?

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New Saylor dropped

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Lil Rico ⑨

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After we fúck please don’t text me talkin bout “ i made it home “ IDC…😭💀

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It’s not like they’re getting back together

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If your significant others ex died would you be cool with them going to the funeral?

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@wado1 And got a GoFundMe in the bio but

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Not living payday to payday

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What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't?

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The garden I’d have on this roof

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Townhome goals? 🤩

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He said 🥹

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This is literally the definition of an errand

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girls b like “running errands!” and the errands be the beauty supply store, hobby lobby, target, tj maxx, and chick fil a

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@ImAFucknUnicorn @shOoObz It’s more common than you think lol

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I was stunned when dozens of men on this app voluntarily said they wouldn't date a woman THEY liked because their guy friends didn't find her attractive. Stunned.

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Brunch -> day party -> asleep by 10pm >>> going out at night

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Always

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The government making non-essential items unavailable to try to stop the spread (by stopping non-essential trips outside) is hilarious. We can order the shit online and it’ll come from a warehouse that’s actually contributing to the spread.

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Imagine you land at Pearson and then have to drive all the way to Ajax. I'd say I can't perform either lol

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