Lancelot @lancelot_ph Twitter profile

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3 years

Imagine us riding a motorcycle together 👉🏻👈🏻 tapos ikaw na bahalang humablot ng bag 🥺

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2 years

To all the boys I’ve loved before. #Bondee

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1 year

Ako’y tahimik lang sa umpisa.

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1 year

It's not about language barriers anymore. Tagalog na pero lagging pa rin? Hindi ka dapat nandyan girl, sayang yung posisyon para sa mga mas deserving.

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1 year

May bago na namang meme si accla 💁🏻‍♀️ #MissGrandPhilippines2023

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2 years

Samahan niyo ko mag-fasting.

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2 years

what if you’re trapped on an island with me?

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2 years

felt cute, might go out tonight wearing this sando

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Lancelot

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1 year

I was an employee at Mimiyuuuh’s fashion company pero assigned ako sa marketing. Everything was fine until during our company party doon sa lounge, a colleague urinated sa flask. We were drinking cocktails and I got thirsty. So bilang hindi naman ako laway-conscious

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2 years

midnight at the playground 🛝

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1 year

Just last month hahaha

liyah biaa 🤍

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1 year

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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1 year

my favorite photo of us

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2 years

mercury is coming out of retrograde

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1 year

Ako nanaman bottom 😭

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Lancelot

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2 years

I can buy myself flowers but I can't suck my own dick.

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2 years

just a random guy passing by with his guardian angel at the back

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2 years

i’m on my way (i guess)

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2 years

Just because someone is more sexually attracted to masculine men doesn’t mean they’re “femme-phobic”. Making someone feel bad for not being sexually attracted to femme is kinda abusive and contradicts our pursuit for SOGIE.

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1 year

I grabbed yung flask and shouted “kanino to painom muna”. Wala namang nagreact cause parang random lang din yung sinigaw ko. So ayon, I chugged someone’s urine and grabe yung sigaw ko nun habang papuntang washroom para mailabas lahat. It was a bad experience. Buti nagising ako.

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2 years

Can I go where you go…

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2 years

@ABSCBNNews Masyado siyang bulag sa privileges niya, na di niya nakitang si Kuya Allan yung nabastos dito at hindi si Alex. Siguro nga nepo babies will cover up talaga for each other.

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Lancelot

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2 years

i’ll make a supersonic man outta you

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Lancelot

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2 years

I am giving consent to mah man to not ask consent while I’m sleeping if: 1. He wants to kiss me. 2. He wants to hug me. 3. He wants to suck my dic* 4. He wants to open my mouth and insert his dic* inside. But NEVER penetrate my ass while sleeping. NEVER! 😵‍💫

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Lancelot

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3 years

@iskonglasalista Ito pinaka tangang tweet na nabasa ko for like the whole month.

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1 year

@emmycantread Hi Emmy, we have no idea.

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Lancelot

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3 years

Guys please 😭 kung sino man pong malapit sa Antipolo or kahit Manila area, pwede naman silang ipa-Grab. I only have less than 15 hours to find them a new home. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO KEEP THEM OR PAKAWALAN LANG, YUNG TATAY KO GUSTO SILANG ILIGAW. Anak po sila nung namatay kong..

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Lancelot

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2 years

Paintings I bought from the collected artworks of Her Excellency, @lenirobredo throughout the campaign season. Artists were asked for permission to donate their artworks to raise funds for Angat Buhay. Rest assured that I will take good care of these two beautiful pieces of art.

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2 years

🎱🌴

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Lancelot

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2 years

Hulaan niyo sinasabi ko dito. Makahula within the next 24 hrs, may ₱500 sa Gcash. Game hahaha will post the audio tomorrow. Good luck! 😅

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Lancelot

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2 months

mukha akong susiji 🌭

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Lancelot

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2 years

@kblstgn I understand the videographer sa totoo lang. My dad was a wedding videographer and he was so passionate and perfectionist sa mga shots niya. Hindi to for portfolio lang, they are being paid to make breathtaking shots of the wedding.

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1 year

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2 years

presko

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Lancelot

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2 years

yamate kudasai : <

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Lancelot

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9 months

@heyrow @antireena Walang pake ang sining sa kung ano ang kumportable kayong panoorin sa hindi.

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1 year

🧼🫧

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Lancelot

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2 years

We’re all golden sunflowers inside🌻

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1 year

@grldxmc “Sayang yung posisyon para sa mga mas deserving.” Ibigay natin ang nararapat para sa mga taong karapat-dapat.

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Lancelot

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2 years

@bashgita EXHIBIT A: Harry Roque

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1 year

nakilala ko lang sa pop-up, ngayon boyfriend ko na…buhay nga naman oo

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1 year

As an island boy.

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Lancelot

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4 years

I'm a sucker for anime food. 🍜

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Lancelot

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4 years

@ItsACsLife Siguro kung galing sa wild? Kaso yung mga nakawala kasi were actually caged.

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Lancelot

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2 years

@omidong Scary lang pag walang numbers, pag trip ka lang talagang ibagsak, babagsak ka.

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Lancelot

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2 years

pov ng baby ko cause he’s taller than me

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Lancelot

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3 years

lf girlfriend...chariz

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Lancelot

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1 year

@ajay_lagrimas I’m speechless grabe halatang walang pake sa trabaho nila. They’re just there for power and money.

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2 years

sinag sinag school of modeling

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Lancelot

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10 months

25 with unhealed inner child 🍼

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Lancelot

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1 year

pull my necktie and

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Lancelot

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4 years

I'll siomai love to you.🍡😊

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Lancelot

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2 years

just some ‘99 jacket i got from my late grandpa

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Lancelot

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1 year

Pwede tigilan niyo yung pambubugaw o pangshiship kung kani-kanino sa mga kaibigan niyong in a relationship na? To tolerate cheating or be an accessory to it is all fun and games para sa tropa until you experience to be cheated on.

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Lancelot

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2 years

mahilig ka pala sa singkit eh, oh ayan tinape ko na

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Lancelot

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2 years

morning person - gising hanggang morning

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Lancelot

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4 years

I just wanna see you lose control.

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1 year

i’m ready

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Lancelot

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1 year

Happy Pride, Cheesecorn! 🌈

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Lancelot

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3 months

@theblessedbhie Reminds me of that time when Imelda rushed the construction of Manila Film Center.

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2 years

fresh cut 💈

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Lancelot

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3 years

@pilipinoir @larsychan I just rip it off.

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2 years

EXHIBIT A:

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Lancelot

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2 years

niaaway muku, di naman kita niaano

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Lancelot

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2 years

idk sometimes i feel like a twink

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1 year

@jlnjcn Sometimes I feel na kaya siya nandyan kasi she can bring money because of her influence.

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Lancelot

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2 years

ya boi just turned 24

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Lancelot

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2 years

just a random boring pic from my phone

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Lancelot

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2 years

EXHIBIT B:

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Lancelot

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2 years

i can be your king, your queen, your princess, your knight in shining armor, and your whole f*cking monarchy

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Lancelot

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1 year

raw pics from mah phone

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2 years

di naman ako masyadong relevant, gusto ko lang magpicture

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Lancelot

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3 years

I'm so much better now.

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3 years

@lefrancine @McJorick Slow pa rin ba siya if he's completely unaware of the game?

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Lancelot

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2 years

On being disposable and replaceable: (Disclaimer: This is not purely rational, actually I am hurting so bad and I just want to let it out.) Aren’t we all replaceable? Ang sad kasi parang lahat ng tao pakiramdam ko lolokohin lang ako. Pakiramdam ko, makahanap lang ng mas gwapo

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Lancelot

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2 years

@jeffcrisostomo Ganito ko magluto ng scrambled pero walang lemon haha pwede ba calamansi

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Lancelot

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4 years

LECHE FLAN, PARA SA MGA PUSONG NASAKTAN. 🍮

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Lancelot

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2 years

뭐하고 싶어

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2 years

i’m feelin’ goOofy

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4 years

wow high school days haha

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4 years

add to cart?

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4 years

Once upon a time, can happen anytime.

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Lancelot

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2 years

Boy, I’ll stay through the bad times.

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Lancelot

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2 years

i’ve got better things on my mind

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10 months

@jpcleds13 Omg rob antips haha

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Lancelot

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4 years

ready na kong manuntok ng mga paasa

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Lancelot

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2 years

Wearing my favorite color combination.

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Lancelot

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3 years

@mlq3 Fixed it. Char

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2 years

Pre-cum makes the blowjob less enjoyable.

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Lancelot

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3 years

@chisburgers Chart with the "ch" silent.

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Lancelot

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2 years

6 months dating tapos 1 day lang naging kami. The same day na magdedecide na kami to end the connection, we both agreed to make that day a “we’re officially in a relationship” day then we were acting like boyfriends talaga nung araw na yun. Then we broke up na rin nung gabi.

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Worst dating experience?

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Lancelot

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1 year

After alak glow ✨

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Lancelot

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3 years

Manifesting maraming pera this 2022. Wag na love tangina, walang kwenta.

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Lancelot

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2 years

10 years ago, you inspired me to come out of my closet. My sisters would sometimes call me “Sebastian Lancelot” until now cause they know that you were a big part of my journey and my 14 year old fanaticism aligned me to who I truly am. 🦄🌈🫶🏻