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LAIKA

@laikasnewlife

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*VIEWS ARE ENTIRELY MY OWN* Wife, Mom of 2, PR Comms 🧑🏽‍🎓. A 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 currently in 🇬🇧 . Employment enthusiast. Work/Study abroad. Earn money online.

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@laikasnewlife

LAIKA

2 years

NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱! If your dream is to immigrate to Netherlands, I have good news for you. The government of Netherlands has a list of over 7,000 companies that are currently hiring foreigners! The list is public and you can view it from wherever you are in the world!

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@laikasnewlife

LAIKA

1 year

No, because slavery was abolished

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Will humanity ever produce something like this again?

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My husband told me to create a football team based on the players names I've heard. After giving it a lot of thought this is my team! He can't stop laughing though. Idk why 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Tafuteni passport muapply jobs Canada. Wanarevamp economy so businesses are hiring like crazy. Na usilipe mtu unless ni embassy ukilipia visa yako. Go Google LMIA Canada.

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2 years

Canada 🇨🇦 is conducting a virtual recruitment process! Yes, a job fair conducted by the province of New Brunswick is helping employers meet potential employees virtually! Register your online profile and follow the steps from there. Heads up, you will need your resume 🇨🇦😃

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3 months

Ati allow your parents to work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

As a mum, you can scream at your kids, use kiboko etc but they will still fear their father who calmly sits reading a newspaper 😂😂😂 Why’s that?!

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3 months

Funniest comment nimeona leo ni ati Sonko alifikiria Gen Z ni age. Akaambia mse ‘Mimi when I was a Gen Z I was a millionaire’ 😂😂😂😂

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2 months

When you saw these faces, you knew gold was coming home 🇰🇪

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LAIKA

2 months

Ama tuende kureceive hawa athletes with nderemo, pomp and poise alafu we occupy JKIA

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10 months

The decor looks like it would randomly say ‘Moses, take off your shoes. You’re on holy ground’ 💀

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10 months

Bedroom Decor Inspiration 🔥 Hit or Miss?🤔

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LAIKA

2 years

Btw internship Nairobi hukuwa joke, mi nilikuwa intern kwa ofisi ya gava nashow up daily ata hakuna mtu ananipea job. Tunakaa tu kwa office tukiswing miguu kungoja lunch hour. One day sikushow up tena na hakuna ata mtu alinitafuta 🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Kenyans tunajulikana internationally 🤣✊🏽🇰🇪

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3 months

Yeah, unite so that it will be easier to send you all home as one. Tribal politics ndio hatutaki ✊🏽🇰🇪

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Kirinyaga leaders want the Mt Kenya region to unite under one political party ahead of the 2027 general elections to have a say in the next dispensation.

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2 years

Sanitary pad commercials show girls dancing so much you would think it’s an energy drink being advertised 🥲😂😂😂

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1 year

Do you know when a UK citizen applies for Kenyan visa and they make a mistake, the Kenyan embassy sends them an email to say ‘Hi Sir, you made a mistake here please rectify SO I CAN ISSUE YOUR VISA’ Uuuwi children of a lesser God 🙆🏽‍♀️

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Larry Madowo

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UK visa application fees are about to increase “significantly,” says PM Rishi Sunak

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LAIKA

3 months

Ukiambia boomer vile MPs wako na magari expensive through corruption, atakuambia hiyo ni baraka yao, wewe fanya kazi pia upate yako. This complacency has derailed the whole country and made politicians wakamea pembe

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3 months

Mnaona comments huku vile wanachukia migrants? Alafu mseme we shouldn’t fix our own country ju kuna jobs abroad 🤔

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End Wokeness

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BREAKING: All heII is breaking loose in Leeds after British police are forced to retreat. Migrant mobs are now taking over.

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LAIKA

2 years

Netherlands list of Sponsors:

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2 years

DENMARK 🇩🇰! If you would like to immigrate to Denmark, I have some good news, you can get a FREE visa to go as a volunteer! As in there is no charge for the visa and it takes 3 months to process. What’s the catch? Short thread:

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LAIKA

2 years

Btw ukipata kazi, idea ya ‘hard work’ sahau kabisa. Blend in with company culture and do what you can to survive there. Ukijituma sana utathreaten watu na utajipata kwa murram tena

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2 years

Wow… My daughter set up a lemonade stand and she’s managed to buy 75 blankets for children in Kenya 🇰🇪. I am so proud!😃❤️

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LAIKA

3 years

Are you looking to work abroad? These are the most immigrant friendly countries: 1. Canada 2. Germany 3. New Zealand 4. Singapore 5. Australia 6. Denmark

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LAIKA

2 years

Today I learned this interesting interviewing process that’s used by big companies and I thought I would share so that someone else would benefit. So in terms of your behaviour, they’ll ask questions and there is a certain procedure they use to rate you.

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3 months

Ruto’s exit from power will be accompanied by the biggest celebration by Kenyans. People have woken up ✊🏽🇰🇪

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2 years

How come Nairobi matatus to posh places are like really really old?🤔

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3 months

THEY ARE FOOLING US! THEY ARE STILL ABDUCTING!!! #RutoMustGo

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2 years

Living abroad means having to do your own hair. No sleeping tonight!🥹

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LAIKA

3 years

If an old man at 77 years came to apply for a job at your company, would you hire him? No. Because his cognitive abilities will not help him do the job at his best capacity! But presidential candidates?👀

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LAIKA

2 months

Remember, Cheptegei wanted to race for Kenya but athletics Kenya wakamfrustrate hadi akaenda kukimbia for Uganda

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LAIKA

2 months

Women belong in the kitchen. How can one reason like this 😏

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LAIKA

1 year

Lakini si next election tupatie Raila presidency tuone ni nini hiyo ye hutaka kufanya 🤔

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LAIKA

5 years

Btw kama uko na mse anakupenda na ako honest ata kama hayuko perfect, usimess na yeye tafadhali. Genuine people hawapatikani kirahisi huku nje 🙏🏼♥️

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LAIKA

2 years

There’s a company that has over 34,000 staff in over 100 countries. You know about it but you’ve probably never tried applying for a job there. World Vision. They recruit constantly, try your luck!

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LAIKA

5 years

Btw ukijipata unacomplain ati dame yako ni muexpensive sana ujue hakupendi. Sisi tukipenda mtu huwa tunaogopa kumuomba pesa 😁😆😝

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1 year

Name a Kenyan company that employed you based on your CV. No connections, no bribing, they simply contacted you, arranged an interview and hired you 🤔. Let’s appreciate these heroes.

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5 years

(Kuliko Jana) Sautisol: Bwana ni mwokozi wangu... Those boys: wuuuu👇🏽

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LAIKA

2 years

If you are between 18-35 and are looking to immigrate to Canada 🇨🇦 I have some good news. No LMIA, No IELTS! Explore these two pathways: IEC - International Experience Canada GTS - Global Talent Stream. As always, Best of luck!

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2 years

My cuz ametoanishwa wakienda intro kwa kina dame, eventually wakasema ‘Na huyu msichana mtu mwingine anaeza kuja kumchukua ukitoka hapa kwa hivyo tuwachie kitu ya kumshikilia’ At this point alikuwa ashatoa bahasha ka zote akasema ‘Acha ashikiliwe na hiyo mimba nimempatia’ 😭😭😭

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11 months

Currently watching Jawan. The other way my daughter points at Shah Rukh Khan and tells her daddy ‘This man is in every movie mummy watches’ 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Show me a female artist who's succeeding without flashing nudity in this era 👀

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2 years

If Raila wins it means: -The presidential debate is nothing -The Kenyatta family are stronger than we think they are - The trick isn’t to have good policies, but to have the backing of the system. - Mine and your salary will stay the same.

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LAIKA

1 year

Ndambuki, Radull and Itumbi to Namwamba:

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@NationAfrica

Nation Africa

1 year

ABABU NAMWAMBA revokes appointments of Carol Radul, Dennis Itumbi, Azziad Nasenya, Daniel Ndambuki and others in Talanta Hela council and technical committees.

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6 months

Dude, we were reading tamthilia in schools without knowing those writers were risking their lives to tell us how governments really work 😭😭😭

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LAIKA

2 years

More info… 10,000+ COMPANIES FROM NETHERLANDS ARE HIRING GLOBALLY | FULL LIST OF VISA SPONSORSHIPS

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10,000+ COMPANIES FROM NETHERLANDS ARE HIRING GLOBALLY | FULL LIST OF...

You can find this list on the official Dutch government website. I have shown you how to use the list to your advantage, so please watch the video to the end...

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LAIKA

2 years

Arabs thrashing the Portuguese is not news to Kenyans 💀

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LAIKA

1 year

Do you guys agree that one can outgrow their friends? You meet an old friend and you realise naah… This is not my crew anymore

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LAIKA

4 years

Mejja is slowly losing relevance by being too available. This is something he would know if he had a PR team. Diamonds are precious because they are rare bana, unlike soil that is everywhere.

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10 months

Guys, situation is bad. Many who came on student and dependant visas have been given an ultimatum and are leaving to go back home 😭😭😭

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LAIKA

5 years

Btw ukisave 200k from your salary every month, in just 5 years utakuwa na 10M. We fail because we lack knowledge 🤡

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2 years

How to use the list: Copy the name of a company, paste it on Google with the word ‘Vacancies’ at the end. Check if they’ve got something that suits you and apply, then move on to another.

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LAIKA

2 years

Kuna watu hukosana na wazazi hadi hawaongeleshani tena in life. As in ata kama mzazi amekukukosea aje, it is your responsibility to forgive and try to make amends maze. You’ll never have other parents!

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LAIKA

2 years

Are you taking online courses? It’s the best way to get free certification for jobs abroad! If so, which website are you using? Please mention it here so we can help each other upskill ourselves. Mine is in the comments 🤗

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3 months

Wah this was back in January, kweli punda alichoka kitambo. #RutoMustGo

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2 years

Took 5 days to process and get delivered to my door. To get the Kenyan one I almost took off my clothes in frustration hapo Nyayo house. As in I just stood there and cried. A passport is a basic necessity!

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3 years

Here’s part 1 for those interested in applying for jobs in Canada

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2 years

I never really understood why Kenya totally banned plastic bags until I learned that third world countries are paid for their contribution towards climate change. PAID!

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3 years

Beshte yangu amechoka na househelps aki, jana alirudi late na husband yake wakapigia msichana awafungulie gate, akawashow yeye amelewa na hawezi tembea kwa mvua. They thought she was joking but she never opened the gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Space iko hosted kwa Netanyahu, they can’t find the source coz it’s not Lessos. They will not believe!

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2 years

Long time since I saw such a cool movie…. I’m just like Whaaaat?! 😄

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1 year

So someone called Babu died in Dubai and he has been giving Kenyan artists gigs, but none of these artists even attended his burial?!🙆🏽‍♀️ They were even mentioned in his eulogy as friends but weren’t there. This is so sad 😞

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1 year

I heard muslims get interest free loans from their banks… Allahu Akbar everyone, call me Halima. Now which banks are these?👀

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2 years

As you can see, this is not an easy task. Some people will not even attempt at all. But I’m challenging you, my dear follower to try and apply for even 5 a day as you also keep on doing what you’re doing to survive where you are. Your employer in Netherlands could be calling!

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When your visa gets approved, people will tell you congratulations! But nobody will remind you to carry your Farmers choice sausages and smokies. And that’s where I come in 🤭😂😂😂

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2 years

But Kenyan acting community inakuanga cartel ingine haha. Yani same faces in every production. Thank goodness TikTok imetufungua macho to more talents out there

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LAIKA

2 years

Canada Jobs: Try targeting the Atlantic Immigration Program. There are employers there who could give you a job offer and eventually you get Permanent residence. Remember, Canada is one of the countries where they have literally opened doors and said come work for us!

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Vybz Kartel and Mavado had people in Korogocho deciding whether they’re Gully or Gaza 😂😂😂😂

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This guy is good 😂😂😂

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2 years

Good news: Canada 🇨🇦 has extended the policy that allows foreigners on a tourist visa to change to a work visa within Canada. This is because the country is still grappling with labour shortages and are trying to fill the gaps. Are you still applying for jobs in Canada?🤗

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5 months

Apply for every job you come across. They will train you 💯

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8 months

Luo men mtuambie mbona mnapenda kyuk chics bana. Fungueni roho, this is a safe space 👀

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LAIKA

2 years

Kuna dame flani alinichapia story vile Mnaija aliwatenda mpaka nikashtuka. Ati walikuwa kwa club, madem watatu, then Mnaija akawaapproach akawaambia ‘I’ll give you $1000 if you come to my house with me’

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Nani amewai enda ile place ukambani ati maji hupanda mlima? Such a scam 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hakuna kitu hudepress mtu diaspora kama kuwatch video za Africans wakiclub. Yes uko na pesa, but unaelekea job alafu unacheki insta stories za your jobless friends wakijibamba back home roho inakuwa mzito 😂😂😂

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2 years

Owning a club must be risky business AF, coz what if a guy just buys one beer and dances all night? As in the electricity used to maintain him for the night is more expensive than what he has brought in. I would just cry 😭 😆

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2 years

I’m sad bana. Yani kuna youth mahali hana laptop and I thought it’s a basic necessity 😔

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LAIKA

2 years

If you are a graduate who is looking for opportunities abroad, please type the name of your degree here. I would like to know where most of us are so I can give you links appropriately 💯. Also, someone else might see and get in touch 🤗

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5 years

Na kama ni comedian?

@Giannaessays

COLLEGE ESSAYS HELP | ASSIGNMENT|HOMEWORK HELP

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Si poa kuchekelea hustle ya msee. We cannot all work in offices.

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2 years

People can say whatever they want about Indian bosses, but in Kenya they are the only people who hire you without bias. As long as you show them you can work they will give you a chance. The rest have ‘mtu wetu’ syndrome 💯

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Kama umeshindwa kuomoka, anza ku take risks. I don’t mean stealing, I mean actually getting out of your comfort zone and deciding liwe liwalo. Time is not moving backwards bana wewe ndio utadetermine kesho yako 💯

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1 year

Btw ukidate mse alafu anakuonyesha tu wewe ndio centre of the world, hana friends suddenly wewe ndio best friend, ebu vaa viatu uanze kuKiptum 😂😂😂

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2 years

Hiyo documentary ya BBC imeexpose Kalenjins as very unromantic IMO. Ati ‘Twende Jamji’ na anaexpect that one line isort kila kitu. Eish bana

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3 months

My daughter was literally telling her friends that the Kenyan president is called Brutal. When I watch protest videos, she’s been hearing Brutal must go 😭😭😭😭🤣

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3 months

I have zoomed this photo, kumbe Afya House is not Afya Centre?!Ningepotea maandamano ya medics aki 🙆🏽‍♀️🤣

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3 years

This week I officially became a mum of two! 🥰 #happymothersday2021

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4 months

Wah sa itabidi kaanze tena

@Kenyans

Kenyans.co.ke

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Kanze Dena says govt has refused to renew her contract as Director of Communications in the Office of Former President Uhuru Kenyatta

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My girl pal aliachia mama yake mtoi wa 2 yrs akakam UK 🇬🇧 for studies and work. Today as we speak, amejengea mama yake mansion plus ameleta both the mum and daughter UK wanaishi na yeye. When you have a support system everything is possible! 💯

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3 years

One thing that surprised me about working in the UK, you’re paid to train. As in your contract has hours allocated for your training and you get paid to be there. Now that’s humane!

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2 years

More about Netherlands 🇳🇱 HAS NETHERLANDS SECRETLY LAUNCHED A NEW WORK PERMIT? COMPANIES HIRING FOREIGNERS DIRECTLY 😲

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1 year

Spinach in UK 🇬🇧 is very different from what we call spinach in Kenya 🇰🇪. This is UK spinach 😅

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2 years

I once said it, Kenyans are always kept on their toes so that there’s no time to think about serious National matters. The government has perfected something I would call a ‘queuing system’. Haven’t you guys realised we are always queuing?!

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5 years

They say a picture is worth a thousand words....

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5 years

A or B? Afro or Bun?💙💙

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2 months

Faith was really affected by the whole thing last night. To be given a yellow card as well is so unfair. May she get the strength to put this all behind her and bring the 1500m home tonight 🇰🇪

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4 years

Would you slap me for 5 shillings?🤔🙃

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2 years

Day 4/365. If employers are asking you for experience which you don’t have, apply for jobs in Canada. They offer the best visa options for non skilled migrants.

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2 years

Raila hunikalia mse ako transparent and accountable for his actions. Sijui mbona

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9 months

When a man goes on a blind date, his biggest fear is she might not look like her pictures. When a woman goes on a blind date, her biggest fear is she could be murdered

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LAIKA

2 years

The U.K. 🇬🇧 government also posts vacancies btw. You don’t have to camp in total jobs and indeed only. They have over 200,000 vacancies that you could apply for! To avoid getting ignored, please apply to things you qualify for. The UK recruitment process is very serious.

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@laikasnewlife

LAIKA

2 years

Beshte yangu AP na anatumia salary yake kusomesha dame yake University. What a kind person!

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@laikasnewlife

LAIKA

4 years

Mbona sijawai ona dawa ya kuongeza nguvu za kike?!😂😂😂

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