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@Gtwy @sam_d_1995 Yeah who wants to read a book or scroll instagram reels on the train when you could be on an interstate behind a grandma going 10 mph under, next to a Nissan driver with 4 bald tires that's on their phone, and in front of an angry Ram 1500 driver on his way to his custody hearing

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@Gtwy @sam_d_1995 I'm not taking a pay cut just to avoid traffic when I can take the train lol. Obviously you don't live or work in a city and that's fine dude, nobody's taking your car away. But a lot of other people do and they'd be served better by a good public transit system

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@secretsqrl123 My buddy was in the Russia-Ukraine war, he destroyed two ammo warehouses and 16 Russian howitzers. He was the worst worker at the shell factory

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@Gtwy @sam_d_1995 I have an E46 BMW with a manual transmission. I like driving but not commuting. It fucking sucks to be in traffic at 5:30pm surrounded by other tired and pissed off people also trying to get home. I like to drive on country roads on the afternoons and weekends

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@MatthewDownhour US infantry vs Russian infantry

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@PanAmComintern Houthi pirates after the liberals don't let them disrupt international trade and finance:

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@mpopv It’s an insane sentiment to begin with because a lot of “corporate” landlords are actually REITs owned by retail investors or pension funds. Meanwhile your average individual landlord is almost certainly very wealthy

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@PunishedLink Spending billions of dollars on high energy fusion experiments in the hope of developing a new way to boil water

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@MarmotRespecter Sorry the woke mob took my license away because it was my third DUI

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@abcampbell @br4s1d4s Typical blue check insight

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@BenjaminDanard @Noahpinion It's so fucking funny that overpopulation anxiety and republican trickle down economics are turning out to be the most effective anti-China psyops ever devised

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@opinonhaver “Show that you give a fuck” is such underrated advice even though it shouldn’t be

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@Paraglobalism The midwit thing to do is decorate and embellish your notes with highlights and colors instead of just grinding problem sets

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@Ninja042803 @jdcmedlock Reaganomics with Chinese Characteristics

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@breadandposes I would simply sell my house and move

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@JakeMGrumbach I think the tax bracket misconception is a psyop by employers to discourage their less intelligent employees from seeking raises

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@alz_zyd_ Yeah I don’t know how else to describe it except calling it a culture of rizz, it’s a huge difference I noticed coming here from Europe as a kid

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@HarryHoleMonger @Gtwy @sam_d_1995 What do you mean can't support? The reason you have sprawl is because cities refuse to build enough apartments for their labor force

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@RRR0BYN @VeryInsig Your kids are going to work for the kids that went to school

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@theSloopJohnM Me, when I visit chivalry, nobility, and old Christendom in its home

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@NotABigJerk At that depth, the pressure is so great that a hull breach turns the submarine into a giant diesel engine cylinder, where the water is the piston, the air is the air, and you are the fuel

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@swolecialism RETVRN

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@jdcmedlock "Voting rights dependent on government aid" does that include tax deductions or is that not the right kind of government aid

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@ahardtospell They put it closer to midnight in 2015 over climate change than in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis

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@EdAsante77 Bro the fuckin sky is orange

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@MorsExMare How do y'all do fellow Yanks

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA First Russia and now Iran, what's with people smoking near propane tanks in these countries? Appalling safety standards

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@Havoc_Six The only thing that’s missing is an engineer with a blowtorch furiously trying to keep the BTR repaired

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@constans Leftists want to be in AP English forever

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@RiverTamYDN Also the business equity is likely the owner’s retirement fund, he’s not going to give it to you for free, so you’d be buying yourself a job

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@ryxcommar I heard it was an inside job by priests

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@ramit A personal finance coach telling millionaires what to do with their money is like a little league coach giving major leaguers advice on how to swing the bat

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA To save the Vatniks some time, I'll list all their copes here: -False flag -CIA lies -Zelensky trying to start WWIII again -Biden trying to start WWIII -MI6 lies -Zimmerman telegram Did I miss any?

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@rhcm123 Between this, the giant highways, and the gargantuan real estate bubble, they really learned a lot of the wrong lessons from us

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@timerube "My favorite part of China is Taiwan" is also the Taiwanese position lol

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@sam_d_1995 @RealSpikeCohen Boy the Roaring 30s must have been a great time to live

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@woke8yearold It's what he would have wanted

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@Blueelectron4 @ABeardedPanda Pallets and shipping containers are useless without a lot of other mechanical shit to move them

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@Tendar Sounds like a pretty easy plan - go in, make a shitload of noise and attract maximum attention, and sneak out before the Russian state stumbles into action. Bonus points if you get them to shell their own villages

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@revhowardarson "The CIA is evil and lies constantly for the benefit of the American military-industrial imperial machine" vs "The CIA itself admits that X was better under communism than in capitalist countries" is an unresolved tension in a lot of leftist commentary about the Cold War

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@LinkofSunshine There’s a joke in here somewhere about how we need to denazify California because 3% of their electorate are members of the AIP

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@VincentChan001 @Szabadsag1956 This is literally what they tried to do in Ukraine the first 3 days lmao, right down to flying paratroopers into the capital

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@douzmanian Haha jackhammer go brrrr

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@growing_daniel They've done it. They've made an AI that is indistinguishable from a guy trying to impress a girl

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@vodk_anon The 2S7 parked on a street in Kyiv with civilian traffic nearby was pretty insane. Really, anything from the Kyiv region in the first month of the war. It just hits different, even compared to footage from regional cities like Bakhmut or Mariupol

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@ArmandDoma I love exercise and going to the gym is my hobby but there's definitely a catch-22 where working out is a lot more fun if you're already fit

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@JimPethokoukis All major economies now look likely to avoid recession this year. There, I fixed it

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@SoCharacter @randermm The nazis didn’t stop, they were stopped. A USSR stan of all people should know this

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@Nexuist You’re comparing apples to oranges because Waymo and Tesla don’t have to pay for the roads their cars will drive on. It’s also a lot easier and cheaper to make a self-driving train than a self driving car if you want to compare them that way

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@tgrxe @wartranslated Repelling attacks means they met some scouts in a Humvee whose orders were not to engage

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@quantian1 For the first time in 100 years American cultural power is almost nonexistent outside US borders Sent from my iPhone

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@besttrousers Somebody needs to make a meme that's the reverse of the "this is fine" dog, where everything around him is great but he's saying everything is terrible

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@_SonOfCormac Those western tourists, exploiting locals by paying for their goods and services with valuable foreign currency

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@ne0liberal Boy I wish I lived in the stable, peaceful world of 1962 instead of today

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@memeticsisyphus The funniest school of leftist thought is the one that believes there won’t be any more managers or bureaucrats after the revolution

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@ne0liberal West Virginia, 2030

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@ArmandDoma They haven’t seen my “urban grit” REIT that buys up buildings with graffiti and jacks up the rents

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@nikicaga Euros get mad about Americans coming to Europe and not respecting local customs and then do the same thing in America

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@DLLMmo @ahardtospell Nuclear war would *also* change the climate. Plus, you know, hundreds of millions of people getting killed would be worse than any climate disaster we can conceive of

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@accidentalflyer @BenjaminDanard @Noahpinion I mean the CCP is communist in name only. Xi is just the CCP version of a Republican

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@CounselorEng @ArmandDoma “If this gives you the comfort you desire, I will grant you the courtesy of letting you believe it.”

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@RealTimeWWII Based, cope and seethe euroids

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@ryxcommar My deep neural network has uncovered a trend: people tend to buy groceries on Saturday

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@quantian1 The king is dead. Long live the queen.

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@JHWeissmann I wonder what % of zoomers can even conceive of what things looked like before the Affordable Care Act. Gotta be in the single digits

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@Elle_B_J So much leftism is just people trying to find a substitute for religion. Instead of praying, you think about kids in Gaza. Instead of judgment day, you fantasize about the Revolution where the wicked are separated from the righteous and faith gets rewarded with paradise

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@EricRichards22 @Cryot3 @Proxy_Tank “I don’t really have patience for the pissing and moaning today” *proceeds to piss and moan about insurance prices*

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@besttrousers I also wonder how much of the vibecession is people who got used to cheap VC-subsidized goods and services (Uber, Netflix) that are going away now that the gravity's been turned back on

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@Wilson__Valdez Hm you want to bet that if this happens, the 🌹 line will be "Biden let Roe v Wade get overturned"?

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@R0b0tSp1der @zachweinberg Immigrants, famous for having nothing to contribute to the construction of new housing

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@nagamyzuna Huh I wonder what happened between 1939 and 1941

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@TheWapplehouse Average Nissan driver

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@ArmandDoma

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@paulspivak_ @WillemD19118035 @Steve_Sailer @whstancil Michael Spivak was a brilliant mathematician and author of one of the best introductory books on real analysis. You are an embarrassment. Change your last name at once

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@MaxNagasaku @cheer_wine I am told the insane salaries for doctors are justified because of how expensive MM insurance is, so what’s the point of the insurance if we’re not supposed to sue doctors in the first place?

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@GravitysRa1nbow Man I don't even know what to tell you it looks like the entire McCarthy speakership just disintegrated immediately on contact, from what I'm seeing Kevin doesn't have a staff anymore

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@thechosenberg I'm torn, on one hand I assume this is mainly for people who have absolutely nothing going for them, on the other it's good to dispel the myth that "it's over" by a certain age

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@flglmn The trads are yearning for a world of affluence and full employment where everyone commutes by car, yet the roads are empty during morning rush hour

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@impy_art "you people have one year."

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@quantian1 Imagine having to freeze and starve in a trench in Kherson so a football player with CTE and a TV doctor who sells quack weight loss supplements get more votes from people who don't know where Ukraine is on a map

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@Noahpinion One of America's underrated strengths is that we often look like we're on the verge of collapse and it leads our geopolitical rivals to do stupid shit like this

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@CalibreObscura Erdogan losing the F-35 to get S-400s will never not be funny

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@constans @ayshabkhan @Muhammad_Speaks @adequatehousing @leilanifarha @kiangoh @HaveAGo @MarketUrbanism A more cynical reading of this sentiment is that the Palestine issue is yet another way that left-NIMBYs are trying to "cancel" YIMBYism

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@De_Echte_Donald @OSINTua >Push your government for peace because you cannot win >Pro-Palestine

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@KeepinUpWithCDJ "Be Great or Be Nothing" - brought to you by a bunch of guys no-one's ever heard of

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@Osinttechnical I remember reading about Ukrainian and Russian supply convoys that passed each other on the same road on February 24

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@OneRadChee @Norltntoultra Foreign policy blunders by the US, stretched thin during the War on Terror, have left a gaping hole in the Middle East and Africa that other great powers are seeking to fill

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@agraybee *Tries to dunk on Biden, ignoring all the good he's done* *Gets dunked on* -"Don't ignore all the good I've done!"

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@ArmandDoma Winning the war too hard is a war crime now

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@constans Retvrn

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@AAC0519 @BobHoldenNYC Nobody drives in Manhattan anymore because of the traffic

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@GravitysRa1nbow It's only a real coup if it comes from the coup region of France, otherwise it's sparkling civil unrest

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@sam_d_1995 This is literally January 6th logic from the left

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@ryxcommar “Poor people rely on crime to survive” is such a giveaway that you’re privileged too. Poor people don’t get to call daddy to bail them out of jail and get a lawyer to get them off with probation. A night in jail isn’t just a cool story you get to tell your friends,

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@EmpireinFocus @VenturCommunist This has absolutely nothing to do with capitalism

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@cwblogic @Dzherar_xD @UAWeapons They can just buy it from the Ukrainians or trade other equipment for it. One T-90M isn't a game changer on the battlefield

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@vijayvinyl >the people of Gaza see my bench PR Hell yeah brother

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@western_bester @mattyglesias Looking backwards at what you think your heritage entitles you to instead of forwards to your own future is the trait of a coping European. Try to achieve something in life besides being white

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@SkipMadsen @NikaMelkozerova Given the performance of US intelligence this winter, NATO will have Putin's launch order before the Russian missile crews do

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@BearCurd @KarnesMellagio A lot of leftists cheered on the Yemeni pirates because they thought sinking some cargo ships would bring about the end of capitalism. They literally want to outsource the revolution to third world countries

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