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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

Which belt buckle do you like? 🤔🤔😈😈

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8 months

The most comfortable shorts in the world! Hurry up warmer weather! 👅👅👅

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4 years

@iamwandasykes We know you voted. How many times you voted is the question.

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4 years

@lyne_ian At my company, keeping ANY sensitive company related data on a laptop is grounds for dismissal. Leaving your desk or office without securing your workstation is grounds for dismissal. Nancy should face disciplinary action for not securing her computers while not at her desk.

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4 years

@johnrich @SpeakerPelosi Nancy Pelosi put HOW many people at risk of Covid in order for her to play her power game? How utterly disgraceful.

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1 year

Is it winter yet? I'm sooo over summer. I love early spring through mid-summer, but later summer is not my thing.

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2 years

Don't EVER do this at the gym if I'm there! 😈😈😈😈😈😈

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1 year

Pride month is going to be interesting this year. Most of the guys I know want nothing to do with it. I have heard this echoed from many. My Partner and I will be in the middle of the Nevada desert away from the festivities. Attendance levels will be interesting to see this year.

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1 year

I'm just thinkin' about allll those small town gas stations we'll be stopin' at. 😈😈😈😂😂😂

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1 year

I just LOVE living in a fly-over state. 😁😁😁

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1 year

I really like his belt. Don't you? 😈

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4 years

@catturd2 I don't know why they even bothered to televise the event and the "privileged" few who attended. It was all most as if Anderson Cooper was throwing it in our faces. At least the "virtual" event I attended on line was packed and in it's own way, a real party. LOL!

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3 years

Awwwwwww! Now those are pets. 🤣

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2 years

@catturd2 I'm surprised they haven't pointed a finger at Kari Lake yet.

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11 months

For the entryway? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@WSJ LOL Joe Biden care barely stand as it is let alone stand on any issues. 😂

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

PLEASE NOTE: If you do not have your Christmas tree up and lit by now, I have entered your name into the National Christmas Tree Database! 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

@JudgeJeanine Sorry Judge. I love your show but no longer view or support Fox News. I think you are great and I always respect your opinion. Unfortunately your employer does not respect me.

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1 year

Wooooo! Would you look at that belt buckle! 😮

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3 years

@Desi2024 @JeffreyGrasso3 He deserves a national award! Finally, someone stand up to Peppermint Patty!

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4 years

@dbongino Obama pardoned 70 peeps so the left needs to pipe down. LOL!

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2 years

Wooooooo buckle and boots!

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4 years

@catturd2 I guess she really did want to ride a blue wave.

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2 years

@NEWSMAX Our tax dollars are now paying salary, hospitalization, and treatment for a person who was not healthy enough for the position in the first place. Job well done. 😡

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4 years

@CurtisHouck Maxine undermines democracy on a daily basis.

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5 months

O-M-G 😮 We were finishing up at the showers and in walks this scraggly dude with filthy clothes. He starts chatting about if we found any opals and stuff. He starts undressing and then dropped his jeans. 😱 I didn't know they had cobras in these parts. How can you not stare!

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

There was no insurrection.

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8 months

Woooo, I would love this bathroom! Depending on the guy using the other one. 😈😈😈🤣

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9 months

OMG a Brazilian cowboy! 🤤🤤🤤I wonder how long it would take us to pull the RV down there? 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

This is RV heaven! A 1961 Holiday House Geographic. Only a few were produced before the factory burned down. OMG what great design.

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10 months

OMG! 😱😂

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

If I were to wear a pair of these (which I wouldn't). I would definitely not wear a Speedo underneath. 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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2 years

@newsmax Newsmax is starting to sound like CNN.

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4 months

IF former President Trump does Not get reelected, Mr. Man Partner and I are taking our RV and leaving the country. 😡 🤣🤣🤣

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Kyle Lambert

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2 years

Once again people, it is the Master bedroom. Not the Principal Bedroom or the Primary Bedroom. I will not cave on this one. NEVER! 🤬🤬🤬

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2 years

@catturd2 Peeps who tear up their heads with piercings and that ear garbage don't realize that there as many employers that won't even consider them for a job. Our CEO is quite picky about who meets with clients and that sort of stuff is a huge no-no.

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2 years

On election day, I will leave work at 5 p.m., drive home and put the truck in the garage. My Partner and I will kiss, and make the five-to-seven-minute walk to our voting station. We will vote, visit with neighbors and walk home. Does that sound like voter suppression to you? 🙄

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2 years

@gyarufem It is very difficult to take someone seriously when they have a hog ring in their nose.

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10 months

Does this picture make you nervous? It honestly gives me the jitters every time I look at it. 😬😬😬

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

@GeorgiaLogCabin Georgia Log Cabin is one of my most favorite reads on Twitter. There is always interesting and engaging posts to be found here!

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

"Biden claims he took train over Francis Scott Key Bridge 'many, many times' - despite there being no rail lines." 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

🤣🤣🤣 A "banana washer" is how it is advertised. Well, I guess that is one way to access family rated advertising areas.

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

I set the lube out on the coffee table in the family room. I hope that's not too much of a hint! 😂😂😂 Somebody has the day off tomorrow because it's their 🎂🎂🎂!

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4 years

@JimInhofe Include 230!

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Kyle Lambert

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3 months

Well, our buddy C-Cake is spending his last week with us before moving back into the dorms. 😢He is a total pleasure to have around the house and considered a family member. We have told him he can stay, but he loves the "social activities" of the dorms (hunting grounds 😂).

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2 years

Now that is how a pair of shorts are supposed to fit! 😁

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

I hate accidently answering telemarketing calls, but he did have a rather sexy voice. I asked him if he was cut or uncut and top or bottom. The line went dead! 🤣🤣🤣

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Kyle Lambert

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9 months

Now that would be an interesting outfit to wear to the gym. 🤔🤤🤤

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

@GenevieveReaume Once in place it will never be repealed. Sounds like something out of a communist country to me.

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Kyle Lambert

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4 months

I will have to admit. Tonight's RNC was really great. I'm sorry Mr. Man Partner had to wait until the end to see "HIM". 😂😂😂😂 Now I have to clean off the tv screen.

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Kyle Lambert

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8 months

When I see hairstyles like this, I truly believe that aliens have been and still are visiting our planet. 😮😂👽

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

Lunch was fantastic! I was talking to mom and dad about being over budget on the RV. Dad said “No, you’re not, you’re not over budget at all.” My grandparents and parents made up the difference for my birthday. I’m not too proud to accept help from family. I love them for caring.

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1 year

I was going through expenses and bills for the month. Making the house payment brought me great joy this morning. The LAST payment is due December 15th. I will be taking that payment to the bank IN PERSON. 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

Mr. Man Partner may love eating dinner tonight but will be cussing as he climbs on the Peloton or heads to the gym for HOURS! Dinner: Sausage, Egg, and Cheese biscuits. Hmmm, not enough! Adding at ton of sausage gravy on top. 😮😋😋😋

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

Prepare for your clothes to be "dirtier and stinkier" as balloon head Biden pushes new regulations on washers and driers. These appliances are already cheap quality as it is, now they will be worse. I wish I had mom's older Kenmore set; those are awesome.

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10 months

Thursdays are friends lunch day. We all meet up at the same Mexican restaurant. There are usually anywhere from six to 10 of us every week. We have a great lunch, talk, gossip and sexually harass the same waiter we have every week. This is one of my most treasured things. ♥️

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

A 1953 Airstream renovation. I so totally approve! 👍

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Kyle Lambert

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16 days

We were out on our typical Thursday lunch today at our typical Mexican Restaurant. The owner's nephew was there. Our waiter comes to our table "He's only 19 guys, eyes over here". 🤣🤣🤣

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Kyle Lambert

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8 months

RV PORN! And some of you think we over-did it with our RV! 🤨 There is NO WAY I would want to back this monster into an RV slot. 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@catturd2 FOX NEWS, the biggest let down of all!

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Kyle Lambert

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2 years

@ricwe123 It is fantastic that someone had the courage to express their displeasure with this person. Typically, only her false comments make it to the public. Hat's off to you Sir! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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4 years

@everetteyoakum1 @RandyRRQuaid He hasn't won anything yet. The Senate has not certified yet.

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Kyle Lambert

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4 years

@catturd2 Actually, I've settled into Newsmax quite nicely. I hope they eventually expand their programming a bit.

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

I wonder how many guys at the gym would figure this out. 🤔😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

So many truckers ...... soooo many sleeper cabs! I really need to be in Canada right now. 👅👅👅

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Kyle Lambert

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4 years

@KelemenCari Ya know, I used to hear people say they just opened a FB Acct all the time. Now I hear "I quit FB" almost everyday. I would love to know an HONEST count of members and how many are leaving.

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

I warned him about going over to @weatherguy2020 Weatherguys' house after dark! 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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2 years

Okay, now that the speaker drama is over 🙄. Back to Ancient Aliens. 😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

Francisco Lachowski is simply way too HAWT! 🔥🔥🔥

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Kyle Lambert

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11 months

Today, we are the proud owners of a new RV! We hooked up my RV pulled it out to the dealership, handed them two checks, and we both signed the papers. It's a done deal. The new RV will remain at the dealer until Saturday. I don't want to tow it in the dark, or rush hour. YAY!

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

OMG! I so have to have this in my pantry! 😲😲😲

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

Well, here we are well into the afternoon and I'm still in my bathrobe with coffee. 😂 I see no good reason to get dressed at this point. 😂 Totally freezing, lazy Sunday.

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

It's Folgers in your cupppp! We never regretted switching back from Starbuck after they raised the prices (more than once). Folger's Gormet Blend hits the spot just fine. And we get twice as much for the nearly the same price.

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Kyle Lambert

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6 months

Well, here we go again!

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

Mr. Man Partner and I have decided we want a vacation home in Florida. We have a plan! The next time @RonFL67 Ron is on a cruise, we will simply become squatters. 😂😂😂😂😂 (ya gotta love the word "squatter"😂😂😂)

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4 years

@catturd2 @DailyCaller She probably can't find anybody to do her hair. 😂

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

Mr. Man Partner came home from the gym in total horndog mode. And I do mean "Horndog". 🤤🤤🤤 I love it when he's in that mood. NOW, off to the RV Center. I'm picking up a third propane tank. I could get it cheaper elsewhere, but it matches the ones on the RV and it comes filled.

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3 months

I CANNOT believe there are news stories flying around that the old witch Hillary is thinking about entering the presidential race if great grandpa Joe pulls out. 😮😮😮😬😡

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Kyle Lambert

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6 months

It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

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Kyle Lambert

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8 months

Dang! One of my best cruising areas. 🤣🤣🤣

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

In thirty days, our household will be Cable TV free! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I have found a streaming service that includes The History Channel (Ancient Aliens). 🥳🥳🥳 Sorry YouTube you lost out. I will be sooo glad to drop off those boxes and be done with it once and for all.

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Kyle Lambert

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8 months

That was not a State of The Union address. It was a political attack on "his predecessor". It was unprofessional and insulting. It was not to the spirit of what the speech was supposed to be about.

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

We home from errands including Lowes. 🤤🤤🤤 I didn't want to leave. Dang were the bulges out today. 😂😂😂 Okay, out to the yard. It's fertilizer time! 😂

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

Mr. Man Partner is still snoozing away. C-Cake and his F-Buddy are still conked out in the guest room. So, I still have a nice quiet house to myself. I should put on some old Ethel Merman song and blast it through the house. 😂😂😂

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10 months

Ohhhhhh! a snowstorm! Well, where's the snow! 😡 Current weather cam, Country Club Plaza, Kansas City MO

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Kyle Lambert

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3 months

Dinner on the table at 4 p.m. done by 5 p.m. Kitchen cleaned up by 6 p.m. Messed around in the bedroom till 7 p.m. 🤤🤤🤤 Now, a nice quite night with a bit of TV before another week begins.

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10 months

NUFF SAID!

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Kyle Lambert

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25 days

I think Kamala's little political game with Governor DeSantis today backfired on her. It showed just what kind of dark personality is hiding behind that smile.

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

WE BOUGHT! 😱The dang RV! 😨

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Kyle Lambert

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2 years

My Partner said NO to lace up the side jeans. He then told me to stop shopping on the slutty men's clothing sites. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kyle Lambert

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10 months

Hmmmm, after the laundry I fold my jeans and put them in the drawer. Mr. Man Partner likes his on pants hangers. Who folds their jeans and who put them on hangers? (laundry done btw)

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8 months

I was just looking at the more than 400,000 votes Former President Trump received in Colorado. And to think some publicity seeking, self-serving, pudgy woman tried to prevent all these people their right to vote for the person of their choice. 😡😡😡

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Kyle Lambert

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6 months

I typically pounce on Mr. Man Partner when he comes in the back door. He pounced me this time. 🤤🤤🤤

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Kyle Lambert

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7 months

Unusual dinner for us tonight. Scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, sausage patties (thank you Jimmy Dean), and then there was the veggie problem. I did discover that sliced tomatoes and asparagus works great. Not the best dinner, but it was pretty darn good.

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Kyle Lambert

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3 months

A carton of EggBeaters used to be 3.95 - 4.95. Now it is 7.95. Eggs used to be 0.89 per carton of Grade A-large, tonight I found them at 3.85 per dozen. SOOO JOE and KAMALA ya wanna tell me prices are down. MY ASS!

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Kyle Lambert

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1 year

For those chilly mornings.

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Kyle Lambert

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5 months

We were barely 15 minutes from the house, and I looked over and Mr. Man Partner looked like he was about to cry. He left something behind. We headed back. He had a padlock with a heart and our names engraved on it. He wants to put in the park at Lovelock NV. ❤️❤️❤️

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Kyle Lambert

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3 years

My partner is still under the weather today. So I'm gonna make him a peach upside down cake. 😃 And throw in some cornbread while I'm at it.

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