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@ketasack

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VFL, done meth once, not sure if I am peaking or at rock bottom, Ketamine lover, shits a lot

Joined May 2022
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@ketasack
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2 months
Holy shit being a business major is so fucking hard
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@pickleballing69 If I’m him, I’m bricked up
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18 days
@BoxOprahs This makes me wanna throw up
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2 months
@CJS_POSTS Your pinned post is 21 savage and adin ross, you are legitimately going no where in life
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2 months
@Jackofparleys It’s 86 inches… keep hating you peasant
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2 months
@clitter_mctwitt @pickleballing69 Your username is mr clitter
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@ketasack
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27 days
Sent a Snapchat to the hottest chick in my phone at 1am. Woke up this morning and she thumbs downed it… can’t be that bad right????
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2 months
Shirts off playing die for rush. Rush pike!! 🤙🤙 #killyourself
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2 months
945 religious studies… yea alright buddy
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24 days
@Campus_Cuties 120% a snow bunny
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@ketasack
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23 days
I cannot do work in the library unless it is procrastinated work due that day. Just got here and the only thing I’ve cleared is a bag of cheese itz and hit my dab pen 5 times. It’s like I am trying to be a good student but it’s just not for me
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@ketasack
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2 months
Ripped copious amount of bag last night. Was able to get up for my 8am and at the gym by 945. I’d say pretty successful night/morning. Have a good first day of classes #studious
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@ketasack
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15 days
Little fatty to start the morning on this fine fall weather day
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@ketasack
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13 days
I pay 52k a year and I cant get a fucking football ticket to the biggest games of the year. Fuck you @Vol_Sports
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17 days
I just know my DoorDash driver “Jammarral” was shaking and sweating delivering this to me
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1 month
Pike son or Lily Lang daughter? I think imma go with lily. #pike
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@ketasack
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21 days
I am retarded and hate myself
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1 month
@JamesBeirceJr My boy only cooks on cast iron and stainless steel, but cops a bag every weekend
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@ketasack
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25 days
Absolutely pitiful that ole miss continues to get away with faking injuries. They are the biggest frauds in the SEC. Players that do it should be kicked out of the game
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@ketasack
Ketamonster
2 months
Yes, I will be at the hill for tonight to see the new talent. If you see a guy with khaki pants on chewing his face that will be me. Proceed with caution, not sure what might go down tonight
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@ketasack
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20 days
Yes I am sitting in seat 1A on the way to watch the vols whoop some ass. Took the spread so need the offense to have a big day tomorrow.
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@ketasack
Ketamonster
18 days
Bar in Fayetteville. Sea of orange. Love to see it. This town is sick
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@ketasack
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3 months
@mericagreg Just get a new fridge at that point
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@ketasack
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@JamesBeirceJr Get a megawomp and figure it out in the morning, normally works well
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@ketasack
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2 months
Just picked up dinner at 13th!(they were out of naturals)
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@ketasack
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19 days
Yes, I also have THE HULK on my wrist and am drinking a spicy mezcal. Arkansas I’m so deep inside of you it’s not even funny
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19 days
It’s crazy how Fiji is a bunch of homos at every school. Must be in their bilaws to make TikTok’s and be gay
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1 month
It’s insane how different chicks can look in an 8am. One day they walk in looking like Margot Robbie and the next day they r looking like Golem from lord of the rings
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@ketasack
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2 months
Taking disgustingly dirty chopts. I’m wired out the wazoo, and have my first day of classes start at 8 am. Wish me luck, this is not good
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@ketasack
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14 days
Coke and adderal on a Wednesday… a white mans dream. I’m gonna start stimming on the dance floor. Already need to poop
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@ketasack
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28 days
@RoscoeBuckReb Some of the Most pitiful wing eating I’ve seen
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@ketasack
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2 months
If you post a shirtless picture on your burner. Please kill yourself Sincerely, Ketamonster
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2 months
@S_EmpireBuilder My shits have smelt like coke and eggs for the past 2 weeks. I can kill a small village in Africa if harnessed the right way
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2 months
@Zelltoven I have 2 empty packs sitting behind my computer for chopts. I ran out last night. No fraud here
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2 months
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2 months
I hate when kids post outfits on here, especially golf ones. You are wearing a medium sized Peter Miller, are 135 pounds, drive the ball 225 yards and have a 30 handicap.
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@ketasack
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2 months
@theTLCtickler Been having heart palpitations the last two days…
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1 month
Johnny save me! I have had 5 pick me ups and a singular French fry to eat today. Long road ahead… someone send a prayer
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14 days
Just took four chops and I still have X-ray vision right now. This is not good.
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1 month
Sitting on the shitter drinking my poop beer before I go get rly drunk tonight. It was a long week this week, CHATGPT worked rly hard!
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2 months
Uh ohhhh you know what’s going down. @nayib_herrera77 thanks for the goodies!
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14 days
@chaddy_vols The average was an 89. Calm down retard
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1 month
Miss fishing and my boat. Want to get on redfish during fall run. Can’t beat it
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2 months
@Campus_Cuties Holy fuck I need it so bad
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2 months
Pacman on the vape you can’t make it up
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@ketasack
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2 months
Can’t wait to bring a freshman KD to my date party in t-minus 2 weeks.
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2 months
About to dumpsack at 8:23, happy gameday! And go vols
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@ketasack
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2 months
If you wear happy dad merch, please consider unaliving yourself. Thanks, Ketamonster
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2 months
Illy, fresh pack, college football, and no classes tomorrow. I think I’m peaking
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16 days
Black people could never😂😂😂
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@ketasack
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29 days
Hate when the drumstick big asf, that shit be freaking me out
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@ketasack
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2 months
Just threw a fresh polo on and I immediately want to rip sack. Weird correlation, but I’m a fan. Hope everyone has a good of a Friday as I’m about to have
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@ketasack
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@ScottyCheffler It’s basically like having pronouns in your bio
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@ketasack
Ketamonster
15 days
Buddy bought these for chops bc he thought all spirits were the same flavor. I just took a chop and it feels like I ate the roach of a black n Mild. Never again.
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@ketasack
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2 months
Let me clarify. If you are a women it is totally acceptable for a shirtless picture. J not dudes, it’s gay
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18 days
Infuriates me how little social awareness foreign people have
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2 months
Ahhhh classic Thursday hangxiety when I wake up and delete half my twitter posts
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@ketasack
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1 month
Trevor Lawrence just got picked off by a man who resurrected. This league is crazy
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@ketasack
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14 days
Not the one to post outfits, but pretty excited it’s getting chilly enough to break this guy out. Yea I need to make my bed
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@ketasack
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18 days
Faded asf in clt airport. This place sucks and I’m from here. Literally most crowded airport ever. Almost ran thru this cart in 2 days bc of a UT loss. They r my downfall
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@ketasack
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J took a Mount Everest on parents weekend…chat am I cooked????
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@ketasack
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2 months
@johnson_jo35332 I’m sure they’ll take great care of her. Bet they’ll even walk her home the next morning!
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22 days
JD Vance is very very good at this. #MAGA
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@ketasack
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2 months
New hat for the Ketamonster!
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@ketasack
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12 days
71 and sunny with a 6 UV. Don’t mind if I do #businessfriday
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@ketasack
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2 months
@Campus_Cuties I would let her beat the shit out of me with a 2x4
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@ketasack
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16 days
I j dropped a bag on tickets. I will be doing hard drugs on Wednesday.
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1 month
This is the 3rd time Tonight. I am going to kill myself
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1 month
@BigLaquavious I respect it tbh. I get the dedication and hard work, do not hate.
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1 month
Day is better #poopbeer
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26 days
She responded and said it wasn’t bad at all. We are all good here folks
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2 months
J took a bump and threw up all over my front porch. If you saw a tall, pretty hairy man wearing a power T chain puking it definitely wasn’t me
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18 days
Havnt been this mad in a minute
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@ketasack
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2 months
Did 5 barmat shots last night, and I am really really really in rough shape, probably gave me aids. Bar tenders were taking videos of me and looked horrified. Glad I was someone’s source of entertainment
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1 month
Pants r soaking wet. I need to get laid
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@ketasack
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20 days
Holy fucking shit it’s over
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@ketasack
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18 days
Been crashing out for about a year now, and after today I am doing a pencil dive to the deepest crash out in the history of man
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@ketasack
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2 months
Cookie Monster for the Ketamonster
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@ketasack
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1 month
Woke up with the sweats. Went to shave my balls and cut the whole sack. Literally like a 1-2 Tyson combination to start my day. Hope it gets better, wish me luck
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2 months
At hill, sweating, and looking at new talent. I hope I get so blacked out I end up somewhere I shouldnt be #noblinks
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2 months
Having heart palpitations again and stomach feels like a bottomless pit today. Folks come in town today, think I’m gonna it easy…
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2 months
Holy fuck I love the vols. My dad was also the man today. Buddy brought 2 handles and ripped it up, he prolly got more ass than me #respecc
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23 days
@dijadontneedya Always playing the victim card. Why don’t u just say congrats and move on?
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1 month
Keta is almost at his 300 follower dox. I’m so excited!
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2 months
ABC going to the hill tn? Good thing I’ll be the only 21+ in that bar.
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18 days
Something special about drinking beers, watching football, and talking shop with your dad. I am fortunate enough to be able to do it. Don’t take days like that for granted #blessed #wholesome
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@ketasack
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2 months
Need to plant my seed in a chick by Sunday
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@ketasack
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2 months
The left hates this
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@ketasack
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2 months
@Zelltoven Light blues, natural clears
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@ketasack
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1 month
Just housed a moes stack. First food since Thursday. Went to bed at 6 and I have the shakes right now. Another long day ahead. Someone has to do it. Can’t wait to watch the vols smoke OU tn
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@ketasack
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1 month
Need bag so bad Need bag so bad 10-4
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@ketasack
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1 month
How can you call yourself a “man” and you can’t even throw a football?
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1 month
Just popped a 30 mg ER addy. T-minus 30 minutes until I get the SHAKES
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2 months
@shyyloo @CJS_POSTS Pinned is a CS go video… get outside sometime you square
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2 months
It’s 4:28 and I’m racked staring at my wall contemplating every life decision. This is terrible, the downsides of getting racked have gotten the best of me tonight
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@ketasack
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2 months
Making pledges do dancing TikToks is actually the gayest thing in the world. You are an automatic cornball if u make them do that
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@ketasack
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2 months
New mandatory afters hat
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