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@kyle__plz

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why would you wanna cancel culture

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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
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when i make up a person and a publication
@notgwendalupe
popculture
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aron piper for dust magazine
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@kyle__plz
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when someone tries to guess the color of my underwear but im not wearing any because i had an accident earlier
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@kyle__plz
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3 years
what
@PrimeVideo
Prime Video
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How it feels to turn 30.
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
the new trend of female pop stars trying to appeal to gay guys
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rob spearing news & updates
3 months
obsessed with this new trend of failing pop stars (and their management teams) trying to serve manufactured cunt in an attempt to appeal to lowest common denominator gay guys
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
someone just caught me off guard & asked me a question on the subway and i immediately took off my glasses instead of taking out my earbuds😃
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@kyle__plz
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@notrubencito what i do..
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
goodbye michigan hello america
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
other girls at 1 AM: having fun, kissing, a party me at 1 AM: in bed thinking about that time in high school french we devoted an entire semester to learning divorce vocabulary
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@kyle__plz
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9 years
talk about #winning (!!!) #PLLfeed
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22 days
just remembered the time i called the suicide prevention hotline during the pandemic because i was dealing with ideation and they were kinda like…….well what do you want us to do about that 😭
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@kyle__plz
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5 months
showing torso in the boys bathroom liiiiike
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@kyle__plz
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4 months
final day in roma is now
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
its a blue day btw..
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
when I went to T-Shirt World to create this custom sweatshirt in 2004, I remember people at the store commenting with awe at how unprecedented it was to place a design over the pocket of a hooded sweatshirt. to this day, I bring that level of avant-garde to all of my projects.
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@kyle__plz
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psychiatrist said she could see me on snl
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
young sheldon looking ass movie..
@DiscussingFilm
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First look at Tom Hanks and Robin Wright in Robert Zemeckis’ ‘HERE’ Described as a film shot from a single unchanging perspective that takes place over a century. (Source: )
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@kyle__plz
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5 years
roses are red my favorite cookie's a nutter butter
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@kyle__plz
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5 years
me in middle school when people would say "kyle thinks farts are so funny" and i'd laugh it off but really it hurt my feelings because i also found poop and piss to be hilarious as well.....
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
guys be NICE to marina today..
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
in front of the standing tanning bed or hydro massage machine (idk) liiiiiike
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@kyle__plz
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2 months
instead it caused a pandemic...
@heIIobritney
joseph
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this should've been their espresso
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@kyle__plz
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5 years
me teaching the inhabitants of area 51 the Telephone choreography after three massive hits of alien-brand poppers
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
😭
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@kyle__plz
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5 months
spent most of last night transfixed by briana gunvalson’s current MLM gig btw
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@kyle__plz
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just big and sweaty kinda..
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@kyle__plz
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
wow. um. ok. SO I just ran into @SaraBareilles in port authority (!) & turned to total gobbly jello but my goodness was she the kindest soul
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@kyle__plz
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@maticaps miss vertes was no match for kathlegend.....
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
8 years
when you've been extra since pre-k 3
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@kyle__plz
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9 years
blake shelton & gwen stefani are like that couple in high school who always made out in the hallway & blocked the door to 3rd period bio
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@kyle__plz
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17 days
that’s actually kinda exactly what she’s saying…..
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
wealth is wasted on straight men
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
8 years
when he hits you with that jane austen shit 😩😩😩😍😍😍
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
currently in production: big juicy yabbos
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@kyle__plz
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2 months
people using this to dunk on trump when it’s like…….hmmmm well what was kamala doing that was so attractive to trump that he became a donor …
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 months
Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011. According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.
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@kyle__plz
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11 months
ooooh her earl grey is brewing
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@kyle__plz
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4 months
love sabrina down but this does not make sense?? lol
@SabrinaAnnLynn
Sabrina Carpenter
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bitch is this play about us
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@kyle__plz
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4 years
pretzels are the denim of chips
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
my airbnb toilet when I return for my fifth bout with vacation constipation this morning
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Cher
6 years
Hi again
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@kyle__plz
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@gabryellejae
gabryelle
1 year
rejection sensitivity is too real. when you feel forgotten by a friend as an adult, it brings up trauma from highschool experiences. feeling left out is one of the worst feelings in the world and to feel that from someone you love so much is a killer.
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@notrubencito walking out of a 3 hour improv class to see you doing this to me for the fifth time ..
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@kyle__plz
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5 years
@GraceSpelman what's the name of this yellow submarine remix
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
baby…..you cant read the chaser!
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
a fun synonym for "liberal tears" is "human empathy"
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@kyle__plz
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my 7 year old homesick a$$ at a sleepover 5 blocks from my house, sitting in the kitchen with my friend’s mother post-breakdown
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
6 years
@GraceSpelman so I did a thing..............
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
6 years
i’ve worked really hard for a long time and I’ve overcome a lot and still the thing I’m most proud of is the fact that i’ve never seen anchorman
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
8 years
did melania rlly copy michelle obama's 2008 dnc speech? in a world full of fakes, only 1 woman can uncover the truth
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@kyle__plz
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3 months
at the beach :)
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@kyle__plz
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“i can fix him”…..girl why don’t you FIX the environment and fly coach for once…….👏👏
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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April 19 🤍
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@kyle__plz
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being single would be a lot harder if it weren’t for my hilarious sense of humor and gorgeous ass
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
8 years
every gay man at this bar is a sexy naked cat and I am arthur and this feels like the time I was aaron carter on biography day in 2nd grade
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
7 years
today, I wear BLUE in support of ME trying to find a HUSBAN because blue is the color that looks best on me, according to my mama.
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
umm ok wow taylor went off and it is iconic
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@kyle__plz
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6 months
her body tea…..but he wanted orange fanta
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
ok wow this new taylor reveal has me shoonk!!!!!
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
not all who wander are lost but every girl with this quote in their instagram bio called me gay in high school
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
did u just.............create a custom powerpoint slide 2 help me find a boyfriend???????
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
dating is cancelled !!!!
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@kyle__plz
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@notrubencito your sous chef liiiike
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@kyle__plz
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2 months
give me 30 minutes..
@FlVESTARWOMAN
female dennis reynolds
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
omg i accidentally dropped a used tissue on the floor in an urban outfitters and someone just tried to pay $16.99 for it
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@kyle__plz
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1 year
its crazy how someone can just look like a person who would diarrhea an entire plane
@emilyxinfinity
emily
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this would’ve eaten on tumblr in 2014
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
it's....too early
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@kyle__plz
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turning off notifications because a tweet about shitting myself is doing numbers
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@kyle__plz
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i was never DL..this is me at 10….
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
da world: sometimes when a concept is funny once you can just leave it & not abuse it repeatedly until it's devoid of any humor twitter:
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
lmaooo who said moviepass has bad customer service
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@kyle__plz
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@notrubencito this is kinda like our rapport….🩷
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
tfw ur mom is woke but also cannot resist the allure of a classic Dean biscuit
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
well I guess my straight therapist is going to have to figure out who shangela and trixie are this week
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@kyle__plz
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4 years
this is one of the most stressful + depressing times in the history of the world and we're just supposed to be working with consistent output like everything is normal?.....ok give me a call when we're all socialists with empathy for the human condition, please......
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@kyle__plz
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don't wanna make a huge deal about it but, like, I'm pretty big in germany
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@kyle__plz
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9 years
today I was running to catch the train & the conductor waved all tom hanks-y and said "come on!" & so I'm low key on the polar express rn
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
for the record, pigeons are NOT more scared of us than we are of them
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
ur telling me u looked at this photo and found the DILDOS haunting smdh
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@kyle__plz
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him doing a world tour of gay guys….
@FilmUpdates
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Pedro Pascal and Russell Tovey at the Pet Shop Boys concert in London 📸
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@kyle__plz
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dont piss me off..
@hasanthehun
hasanabi
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i was abt to turn 30 on july 2021, gained alot of fat & lost all my muscle mass during covid. i was 285lbs & depressed. took me 3years of being active, training 4 days a week & dieting but im healthier and happier than ever now as i turn 33. still have a long way to go!!
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@kyle__plz
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when someone tells me they don't like ska music 😤😂😂😂
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@kyle__plz
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man, office 👔 happy hour 🕰 got so crazy 😩 and lit 😎 last night 🙈 like 5 people 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 told me who they had for secret 🙀 santa 😂😂😂😤
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
is there an app for dating other people in NYC who also want to be in bed by 9:30
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
been a tough day at work
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@kyle__plz
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5 years
1) a 6.5 is generous 2) lorde forbid an artist's work is critiqued by someone who is paid to critique an artist's work 3) if pitchfork is operating out of a basement shouldnt their publication mean nothing to halsey hehe
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Halsey reacts to @pitchfork ’s review of her third studio album, ‘Manic.’
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@kyle__plz
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can. we. talk. about. this. SHADE.
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
I don’t get why airports get such a bad rap. personally I am highly aroused by thousands of angry strangers
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
mary, like, 5000 years ago
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@kyle__plz
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6 years
you’re telling me.....people....make smoothies last.....longer than.....4 minutes..... ?
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@kyle__plz
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campaign manager: "ok don, when all else fails, just repeat the name of your fave tv show" trump: the apprentice? manager: no the other 1
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@kyle__plz
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8 years
@AEO this is lame as hell & will only serve to perpetuate the invisibility of this issue further.
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6 months
this does not align with my fat jacob elordi fantasy….
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@kyle__plz
dixie normous
6 years
my first boyfriend in college didn’t think I was funny so I didn’t tweet for like a whole year and so now when I tweet about my bowel movements it’s sort of, like, political, you know?
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@kyle__plz
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just got dumped by a guy i haven’t seen in a month and who i did not reach out to afterwards
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@kyle__plz
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7 years
I love My Place Of Work!!!!!!!!
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@kyle__plz
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@kyle__plz
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love being 24, liberated, and ok with admitting that fireworks bore me
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@kyle__plz
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"spencer's biggest learning curve is not kissing other people's boyfriends" - @SleepintheGardn #PLLfeed
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