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Vaso de Deus ๐Ÿค– PhD-ing Robotics๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐ŸŒ. The Sechuran Fox growing @spreadrobotics . All wisdom comes from God ๐Ÿ™ I brag different

Illinois, USA
Joined December 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
9 months
On this day two weeks ago, I had a dream of the event immediately following the rapture. I saw people in distress, communities in disarray. I wondered why. Then the Word of the Lord came to me saying, "many who assume that they are โ€˜rapturableโ€™ will be left behind on that dayโ€ฆ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Youโ€™ve watched John Wick but have you watched John Weak?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
This is the funniest video youโ€™ll see today I promise๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
This babe wanted to enter the 7 seater mini bus I was in. Realising we were 5 guys inside, she stepped back and said she wasn't going again. I felt that. I understood. We all understood.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Update: lol, "school na scam" don start PhD in robotics. Thanks Dad for always pushing me to be the best, Iโ€™ll make you proud for sure. Glory be to God. Joel 2:25๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
I just bought shirt to sign out as an undergraduate and my dad is already sending Masterโ€™s study abroad links to me on WhatsApp. Do you want me to die, sir?๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
What happens when you combine the riches of Elon Musk and Bill Gates? The money ElonGates.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
10 months
E get where youโ€™ll follow from here, youโ€™ll just burst out from computer village
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Paris has lost its identity.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
My TL self-generating humour now?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
I just bought shirt to sign out as an undergraduate and my dad is already sending Masterโ€™s study abroad links to me on WhatsApp. Do you want me to die, sir?๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
These white walkers had one job - protect the night king. They were riding horse and carrying ice cream cone for 8 years. Useless bunch๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Amusement park frauds. #Winterfellbattle #GamefThrones
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
my ex just texted me that the harmattan this morning reminded her of me and my dry jokes.
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Bomboclaat
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Whether itโ€™s Chioma B or Cadijat or Carpaichumarimarichupako, as long as you donโ€™t go to Ghana, everything will be fine.
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Letโ€™s settle this ones and for all CHIOMA B Or Cadijat
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
2 years
@EtuboLion In all of this, I have only one question. Did you ask the elewa to put fisi/jara for you? Na wetin go pain me pass be that.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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from the admission, to the funding, to the visa approval, to the visions of open doors. My Father never left nor forsook me. What I waited for came to pass. I continue to roll, rollnโ€™t I?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
1 year
Need that good news that will make me roll on the floor for like 30 mins ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Everybody is talking about Dany. Not a word about your WCW who traveled from Winterfell to Kingโ€™s Landing to play Virtual Reality Temple Run. Smh๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ #GamefThrones
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
...to be careful. Men too. There are perverts, kidnappers, ritualists, robbers, and evil-doers out there, and you can't be too cautious. The only other thing I can add is that everybody should be prayerful, watchful, and if you can, invest in pepper spray or self-defense classes.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
Asides from kidnapping, rape, robbery stories, I remember my best friend complained to me about her experience one Monday morning. She got into a mini-bus around 7:30am in Lekki on her way to work, and she came down at her destination to find semen on her arm. Unknown to her...
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
...the guy that sat beside her had been jerking off in the bus, and she was just plugged in her earpiece and minding her business until she came down. Imagine dressing up for work and ending up with a stranger's semen on your arm. The world is becoming too crazy and women need...
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Itachi, Madara, Uchihas, Hashirama, Sasuke, Minato all over the streets of Twitter today. I didnโ€™t know there were so many Naruto/ Anime lovers on here. RT this tweet if youโ€™re one and letโ€™s follow one another so we can use argument to kill ourselves.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when my friends see how flat my tummy is after I eat a pot of food meant for 6 people.
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Bomboclaat
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
6 years
I ran a cartel that smuggled in Peak Choco, Parle-G, Garri, loaves of bread, and other provision items. My title was Mission Lord, and my sicarios were called Kingdomites (named after our trading headquarters โ€œKingdomโ€ where all the onions used in the school kitchen were stored).
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
@lifemademe I make sure my face is visible and I make some noise to let the person know someone is approaching. I've been doing that ever since I ran past a lady and it felt like she was going to have a heart attack.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Hazard and Marcelo doing a double Bakayoko skill move. You donโ€™t see this everyday.๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Peter Drury: He slices the defence open with such precise technique, a perfect delivery giving birth to a fine finish. There you have it, Dr. Marcus Rashford.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
I may not be able to reply to a lot of the comments. But it's not a nice thing that so many people can relate to my last thread. If someone would fix a space that'd be lovely. Seems a lot of people have stuff to say.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Because my penis is inside you at the moment does not mean you should be asking "do you love me?" My beautiful wife and kids are waiting for me at home, so let me cum my cum in peace and be going.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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I just want to kiss the LOML underwater. But first I have to learn to swim, then I have to find the LOML.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Genotype AA Blood Group O+ But all the AAโ€™s that supposed to be in your school results are in your genotype. Weโ€™re not compatible๐Ÿ˜‚. I canโ€™t be giving birth to children that donโ€™t know book because of you.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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If something doesnโ€™t kill a man, he is still a boy
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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If you were a character in La Casa de Papel (a.k.a Money Heist), what character would you be? A) Rio B) Berlin C) Tokyo D) Nairobi P.S- Nairobi is not dead Iโ€™m hearing #MoneyHeist4 A Thread
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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I heard Billy Fabregas Gilmour sent a Liverpool player to buy plantain chips in the market and Sarrs carried him. #CHELIV
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when Lagos SARS remove your cap during a search and find dreadlocks on your head
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SATORU GOJO๐Ÿ’Ž
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Bomboclaat!
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Nothing to see here, just a common picture of my brother heading to my parentโ€™s room immediately I switch the channel from Nickelodeon to Super Sport
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
All of you talking about Odunlade and no one can tell me the title of this movie?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
For everyone asking for the full video, check out Corridor on YouTube , and here on twitter @CorridorDigital . They make awesome videos.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Did Man Utd stunt Ashley Youngโ€™s hair growth? Is it a pandemic effect? Is Mbah also pretending? So many questions๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when youโ€™re broke and the only ATM that dispenses 500NGN in your area is showing: Error, invalid card please visit or contact your financial institution.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
This is the part where you determine whether sheโ€™ll orgasm or not, and most of you rush through it or skip it entirely.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when the feminist is too proud to compliment your tight game, but her pussy letting you know the truth
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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People are finding love on Twitter, and Iโ€™m here cracking jokes that nobody is retweeting.๐Ÿ˜‚ This life is not easy o.๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
When a male child is born into a Yoruba family, his mother rubs pepper and sugar on her nipples before breastfeeding for the first three month. This pleases the demon god of flirting so he grants the power of sweet tongue and hot lies to be activated on the childโ€™s 18th birthday.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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me and my friends in the university watching our childhood dreams die
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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@Adeyemiai0 A noble one at that, cause I won't want anybody to react
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when God checks twitter and sees that Sodom and Gomorrah is trending because two different groups of sinners are trying to form self righteous
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
When you see Nigerians disrespect Angelique Kidjo because Burna Boy didnโ€™t win a Grammy award. Oluwa wetin dey Wombo Lomboate?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
When I said Nigerians are mad, you thought I was joking #RISKY
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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How Unilag students post when they enter Great Ife #OAUvsUNILAG
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I just landed in Europe nigga!
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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@suleimahn @remmzy009 Watching football and insulting Buhari๐Ÿ˜…
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Can we have this Billy Gilmour discussion already? #CFC
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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This decade I hope to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ be independent ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ bag more degrees and certificates ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ invest big and secure multiple sources of income ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ move to my original country ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ write journal(s) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ renounce membership beardless gang ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ get married๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ code like crazy #DecadeChallenge
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Nobody: Nobody at all: Random tweep: The face The account
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Iโ€™m home. Letโ€™s begin
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STREAM OVERATTACHED BY IBKโค๏ธ
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I'm Charity and you are? โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
@__Mbah @Danny_Walterr Bros, your own coconut sef no get hair. See as itโ€™s smooth.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
11 months
Okay, but can he cram 4months of quantum mechanics word-for-word formula-for-formula overnight, and give it all back on a cold harmattan morning in ODLT2 ?
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A chimpanzee demonstrating incredible memorization skills
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Everyone in Spartacus and Vikings is strong o, but have you seen someone fight wielding a Fuca before? E dey bloody gan o๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Cuppy Paste
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Liverpool fans pretending to be happy, when in truth they are Sarrโ€™d.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
3 years
@Helen__Micheal Better to be insulted and get to your destination safe.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
I see a lot of comparison between these two. People say Tariq Lamptey has been better than Reece James, and Chelsea made a mistake selling him. But is that really true? Letโ€™s walk through their premier league stats this season. {A #CFC Thread. Kindly RT}
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Iโ€™m the only student in Nigerian history that failed to learn how to play this thing.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Christian Pulisic literally caused Hazard down that left wing. #lampardout
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Isnโ€™t it funny how you need many people to sign a petit ion, even though it carries just a small charge?
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
I follow back.๐Ÿคช
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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So youโ€™re telling me we wonโ€™t see De Bruyne and Pepโ€™s Manchester City in the Champions League until 2022. Banned by UEFA for two years? Two? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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My chairman just left his chair to dobale in Vectorโ€™s DM. Nawa o. #JudasTheRat ู‹
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Ronaldo with the first hattrick this decade. Hopefully weโ€™re going to be seeing more of those๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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5 years
drafting your next Buhari/WW3 joke and the first nuke drops close to your location in Nigeria.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Does the Iye in Ebiye mean things? Cause E.B. Things.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Kepa Arrizagbameta (3) showing off in training like heโ€™s any good in actual games ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CFC
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Abuja Professor: We can replicate Money Heist. We just need to stick to the plan. SARS:
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Is this not the same girl that sang Joromi that year?๐Ÿคจ
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don't settle for a love you have to beg for
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@mrmacaronii Bae U the entire 10 years:
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All thatโ€™s left is show dem camp music and this becomes picture perfect
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Lecturer: Close the door, off the light, Iโ€™ll kiss you for one minute. Unilag Girls: #OAUvsUNILAG
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Bomboclaat
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*Enters bank app to buy 2500NGN airtime* BA: How much airtime would you like to purchase? Me: 250000. Enter. Still me:
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4 years
Christian Pulisic is Chelseaโ€™s new no.10, finally someone worthy to take the shirt from Eden Hazard, not that Brazilian stepover merchant thatโ€™s a part time chef #CFC
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*phone rings* Crush: I broke up with my boyfriend, can you come spend the night with me? Me: *warm up,baff up,kit up* *phone rings* Crush: Sorry I have to cancel. He came to apologise and he was sounding so sweet I took him back Me: Thatโ€™s great. Iโ€™m happy for you Inner me:
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Which one gave you more problem as a student, Mathematics or Physics? Donโ€™t lie in the comment section o. All of us no gather know book๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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You can enter one of these โ€œtown gboroโ€ buses from anywhere on campus to heaven for less than 50NGN #OnlyInOAU #OnlyInMyUni
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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WhatsApp crashed Instagram crashed Facebook messenger crashed Twitter:
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Good to know you can be thirsty for something other than clout
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It was in my first year in the university. We had so much chemistry, and it went on and on until one day she called me that I forgot to mark attendance before I left the lab but she could do it for me. I said yes, and we practically dated each other until we finished the course.
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Howโ€™d your partner ask you out?
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Me: Iโ€™m dropping out of school because Iโ€™m tired. Dad: Youโ€™re very stupid. Funke, see the rubbish your son is saying. Mum: Tobi, what are you saying? Do you want to end up on the street like a common thug? Me remembering MC Oluomo is chilling with the Gorvernor of Georgia:
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
My lecturer is wildinโ€™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #GameofThrones
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Last time we played Arsenal in a competitive game, this happened. Letโ€™s remind them again that London is Blue. Also, Iโ€™ve been hearing noise on the TL, Tammy Abraham is scoring today and he has more hat-tricks than Rashford in the Premier League, so pipe done ManUtd #ARSCHE #CFC
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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Joe knew his father Kent never loved him. One day he overheard Kent say "Iโ€™m not paying school fees for that devilish child of yours". Joe found Kentโ€™s gun and decided to take his own life but he stopped when he heard his motherโ€™s voice, "Donโ€™t do it! Youโ€™re an Angelique Kidjo"
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
The only way to successfully slide into the DM
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Aspire to Maguire your desire... only then can you maintain your position.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
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The story of everything in between those two tweetsโ€ฆ a testimony!
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Why are these balloons not practicing social distancing? Thank God for life.โ˜บ๏ธ
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
4 years
Teni, this you?
@TeniEntertainer
THE REAL IDAN
4 years
Chelsea fans are agberos! I ainโ€™t taking it back!
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Anti-pedophile twitter be doing the most๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Donโ€™t call anyone out please. To hair is human, to forgive is divine.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
@Deo_D_Weirdo Cleansing the garri of evil spirits. Ijebu Na bad place.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Someone said the night king is a Tottenham fan๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Apply pressure all season and die without winning any trophy.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
1000 ways to die!!! Dad & Mum: try to keep your virginity until marriage Me: If you kept your own virginity before marriage, will we be having this conversation?
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5 years
1000 ways to die!!! Dad : You are so dull is Kidee not your mate? Me : You are broke too, Is Dangote not your mate ni ? ๐Ÿ˜
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
when you intentionally turn up two hours late but you donโ€™t find your homeboys parked outside cause youโ€™re still the first to show.
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Iโ€™m a computer PRogrammer/Android developer. Iโ€™m an online marketer and brand PR. Iโ€™m also a Public Relations Personnel. If it starts with PR, Iโ€™m the man for thรฉ job. RT and reply with your hustle/side hustle, letโ€™s show ourselves to potential employers. #WeNeedJob
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
Someone explain why this fucking pussy looks like that
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Oluwatobi Kushimo ๐ŸฆŠ
5 years
So I applied for two scholarship recently. I got the first one, and although I passed the requirements for the second I got "sorry, weโ€™re unable to offer you grant as youโ€™ve been listed by a similar foundation". Itโ€™s annoying because they took my application for โ€˜grantedโ€™.
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