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⛸️Yuzuru Hanyu, some other fandoms. Against ship shaming!
Figure skating is irrelevant in Slovenia... but, I love how they reported this:
"However, the one who got more attention than the winner was fourth-place finisher Yuzuru Hanyu"
Anyway, here's quick ENG SUB cuz they pleasantly surprised me +there's a Yuzu interview at the end 🥺
Javi: "WOAHHFGGFGDGJHH!!!! *screaming in Spanish* Quadruple Axel!!! There's a tiny bit of rotation missing, TINY BIT, but good attempt!! It didn't come out as he would have wanted it, but at the end of the day: impressive!"
because I know ppl are too lazy to click (And I'm actually scared of the GDrive video on Planet Hanyu getting too many clicks and stop streaming sdvdfv) here it is in video version!
Part 1:
what if one day, we're sitting calmly in our rooms/offices/schools/busses/cafes.. and a notification comes from HANYU YUZURU YT channel, and the video title just says "4A" 💀💀💀
With help of Turandot and some next-level editing, I tried to piece this together...
they haven't moved? 👀
I think it's safe to say, neither of them saw the 4Lo 🤭
Here's my contribrion to
#FanyuGoldenWeek
The Yuzu watermelon game!
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It works best with your phone browser!
To play on desktop:
1⃣Open Dev Tools (F12/Command+Option+I)
2⃣open mobile view
3⃣refresh
Let me know how far you got!~
#YuzuruHanyu
#羽生結弦
Ok, since Baby Fanyus are watching, I thought of a fun game... 😈 QT this with an out of context image of Yuzuru Hanyu and let them guess what is going on! I'll go first:
#YuzuruHanyu
#羽生結弦
Tip n.1 for Baby Fanyus who are FaOI first timers:
NEVER trust the descriptions of jfanyus in the venue 🤣🤣🤣
it be like: "A dazzling blue costume with ruffles that look like wings 🤩"
...and then the pics come out 3h later and he's literally wearing... Dory 🤦♀️🤣
so what we're gonna do is NOT give olymp*c ch*nnel & co. clicks on their "uwu American skaters talk about Yuzuru Hanyu's legacy" & "YH tribute" posts that deliberately give off r*tirement vibes 🤠
I did a favour for
@ISU_Figure
and provided them with some material that they can use at one of their summer seminars. Could be good to discuss Qs such as "Would we judge this differently now?" "Were we judging the skating in front of us or were we blinded by the jumps" etc.
Oh, also reached out to Bojan, who said the following about his trip to Helsinki:
Bojan: "We didn't plan any musical collaboration with Kääria, we developed a really nice friendship. I decided to go to Helsinki because I finally have a week free. (1/4)>>
can you really blame everyone for wanting to transfer to TCC tho? I mean, LOOK AT THEM! Every skater moves out of their way, they even have a badass music intro 😭
"Harry Styles wannabe bla bla bla"
This is so important for our country, and the Balkans as a whole tbh, idc if Western artists have done this before, it's rarely been done here by a band that's (getting) as big as them globally, so it means a lot to us, please let us have that!
"Who from the artists you met this year impressed you, charmed you the most with their personality, sincerity...?"
Bojan: "I have to say Jerč. Käärijä."
(No, Jerč is not a typo. He has a slovene nickname for him 🫠🫠🫠)
JAVIER FERNANDEZ FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT!
He wants to challenge the judges to consider the bad take-off and pre-rotation!!
@ISU_Figure
this is something that fans have been pointing out for a while now. Please make sure to address it at next congress!
the camera man has been filming like this with the Pooh plushie all day 🤣 and when he leaves for break, he puts Pooh on top of the camera as if it is in charge of it 🤣🤣🤣