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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
4 months
It's official. Prince Andrew has been called a Sweaty Nonce over a million times.
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@kuntandthegang
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Speculation continues about Princess Catherine. Kensington Palace have yet to comment
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Nigel Farage graffiti, Clacton.
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9 months
You hum it son, and Iโ€™ll play it
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@kuntandthegang
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4 months
Ladies and Gentlemen, Rishi Sunak.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
It's with immense sadness that I have to announce we have lost a key member of the Klub and indeed, the Gang. Lilly passed away yesterday peacefully in her sleep at home after a debilitating illness. As well as always being up for whatever role and ridiculous costume the videos
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@kuntandthegang
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Shannon Matthews: The Musical... The Movie. The Trailer.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
4 months
Exercise your democratic right. Vote for whoever you think is least shite.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Like LadBaby, we are retiring from the Xmas No 1 race. After 5 years of sausage roll hell, the UK deserves a proper Xmas No 1 so we are backing Proper Christmas by The Krackpots, a mystery band who no one knows the identity of, a bit like Banksy. Out 08/12
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
5 months
A simple sum using the Spotify streaming stats alone tells me I have called Boris Johnson a cunt at least 212,709,331 times, and I haven't finished yet
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
The Krackpots - Proper Christmas Out 8th December. If you like it, please share it! #Christmas #christmasno1 #christmassongs
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Thank you for all your kind messages, it's been a great comfort in this sad time to know the impression my little sister made on so many people. Happy birthday Lilly. X
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@kuntandthegang
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Finally! It's coming out the bed base...
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@kuntandthegang
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4 months
Rishi Sunak is a Rat-Faced Cunt. A thread.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
1 year
Itโ€™s Rishi Sunakโ€™s 1st anniversary as unelected Prime Minister. Altogether nowโ€ฆ
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
9 months
Praying for the Princess of Walesโ€™s undercarriage and The Kingโ€™s walnut
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
10 months
Thank you all!! Proper Christmas took the top spot in this week's Download Chart, and was number 2 in the sales chart, only behind The Beatles! All that despite a complete absence from the Official Chart Top 100... This weekend and next week please call or message your radio
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
4 months
They've gone, thank fuck. We'll all miss them though, Neighbours was boring after Mrs. Mangle left.
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@kuntandthegang
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8 months
4 years ago me and the other Kunts were in a little studio on an industrial estate off the A127 recording an album of punked up versions of Kunt and the Gang songs. One pandemic, two Prime Ministers, one Monarch and a sweaty nonce later, here we are.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
9 months
Fucksake. Iโ€™m trying to get Shannon Matthews The Musical The Movie finished. Yesterday they start demolishing the Captain Tom memorial spa and today thisโ€ฆ Anyone got any good rhyming couplets?
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Iโ€™m backing Proper Christmas by The Krackpots for #XmasNo1 , whoever they areโ€ฆ
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@kuntandthegang
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Unfinished graffiti spotted in Clacton. NIGEL FARAGE IS A POSH SELF-SERVING SNโ€ฆ Any ideas what it was meant to be?
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@kuntandthegang
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10 months
Proof emerges that Prince Andrew was at Pizza Express in Woking...
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@kuntandthegang
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11 months
This Kracking little Christmas song comes out this Friday 8th December. After 5 years of sausage roll hell, wouldn't it be nice to see a Proper Christmas song top the festive chart?
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
5 months
Why we need rid of Sunak and the Conservatives, in their own words (with a bit of help from @cassetteboy )
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Cassetteboy
1 year
Seems like a good day to play this one again. Fuck the Tories
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
8 months
When Thurrock Council want to cover something up quickly they really go to work
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@kuntandthegang
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11 months
Why I'm supporting The Krackpots Proper Christmas! Download, Stream and Share Now! Links: #christmassongs #christmasno1 #christmas
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@kuntandthegang
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7 months
Fuck The Tories just hit 700,000 plays on Spotify. The one diamond in the pile of dogshit is that while continuing to fuck the country they have also fucked themselves.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Proper Christmas is number 37 in the midweek chart! Thanks to all of you who have downloaded, streamed and shared it so far. Please keep going until Thursday 23.59 and letโ€™s get this mystery band some long awaited airplay! Links:
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
1 year
Bit late to the party but this is by the fucking genius that is @swedemason
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PoliticsJOE
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Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections. (And I feel fine)
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
4 months
One of our songs celebrated 3/4 of a million listens today! Can you guess which one it was? #Election2024 #election
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Proper Christmas out today!!! Please Download - Stream and Share. Links:
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@kuntandthegang
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Who's LadBaby backing for Christmas Number 1? DOWNLOAD - STREAM - SHARE NOW! #christmassongs #christmasno1 #Christmas #LadBaby
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
A soggy day on Oxford Street. Now thatโ€™s a proper Christmas!
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@kuntandthegang
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Remember that time The Krackpots were on Top of the Charts? A new Christmas song that already sounds like an old classic! DOWNLOAD - STREAM - SHARE today!
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
3 months
Oh wow! A zeitgeisty new song about President Biden! No. It's the exact same song as usual with a few words changed.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
7 months
I once had an argument in a restaurant when the proprietor insisted that a lemon was an orange, despite it being yellow and shaped like a lemon. You start questioning yourself in the end - Maybe I have lost my grasp on citrus fruit identification
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@kuntandthegang
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The Krackpots got a surprise! Help make this Proper Christmas song a proper thing, by downloading, streaming and sharing today. #christmassongs #Christmas #christmasno1
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
4 months
I'd like to make a song about Rishi Sunak which is based around describing him using adjectives. What adjectives would you like to see included?
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@kuntandthegang
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Election for July 4th, between the Euros round of 16 and Quarter Finals. Sunak trying to pitch it before all the St. George flags get taken down.
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@kuntandthegang
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The Krackpots in good company at 66/1 for Christmas Number 1 with Sleaford Mods and Hairy Styles, and coming for the singing corpse that is Cliff Richardโ€ฆ
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@kuntandthegang
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3 months
The no.1 playlist for balanced musical coverage of the upcoming US Presidential election
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@kuntandthegang
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11 days
The Kunts little Xmas Tour 2024 Tickets:
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@kuntandthegang
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4 months
A timely message to @Conservatives from @DownloadFest - @tmorello โ€˜s outro music caught on camera by @moogyboobles
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
The Krackpots asked me to tell you to hold tight and please don't pre-order Proper Christmas downloads yet! Some platforms have gone early! Wait till Friday! More news tomorrow...
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@kuntandthegang
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@kuntandthegang
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4 months
Later than a Jude Bellingham bicycle kick
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Acceptableinthe80s
4 months
NEW EPISODE Itโ€™s June 1984 with @kuntandthegang Roy! Listen now wherever you get ya pods !! Or here
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@kuntandthegang
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Lovely write up about The Krackpots Proper Christmas in Clash Magazine: #Christmas2023 #Christmas #ChristmasSongs #christmasnumberone
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@kuntandthegang
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All the usual old shite and a new* game '80s Rhyming Slang' in January 1984's Acceptable in the 80s. Out now on all your usual podcast platforms. *Unless you visited my website from 2005-2021
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@kuntandthegang
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A final message from the Krackpots...
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
11 months
Look whoโ€™s coming to London today! If youโ€™re in the West End come and have a selfie with the proper giant Santa!
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@kuntandthegang
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11 months
This yearโ€™s must have toy! Only available from
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
8 months
Tickets on general sale now for Shannon Matthews: The Musical... The Movie premieres in Leeds and London at the end of April. Come and join the cast, crew and backers at these first ever screenings. Get in quick, they'll sell out!
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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It's #BandcampFriday and there's never been a more relevant time to pick up this banger for free or pay what you want.
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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There's a well known bearded celebrity in the giant Santa suit. Guess below in the comments, then watch the video to see if you are right. Download - Stream - Share Proper Christmas today...
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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It's March 84 at last! Police Academy, Easter Pat Chat, Mike Read's Nob Quiz and blind Howard Jones. #AcceptableInThe80s
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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Sales for this week's chart close 23.59 Thursday. Proper Christmas is at no. 37 midweek , which for a non-major label song is amazing - Please keep Downloading, Streaming & sharing the video until then! And remember to Download mp3 purchases to count towards the chart. Links:
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@kuntandthegang
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My favourite review I never gotโ€ฆ Kunt and the Gang tribute act plays an Ipswich open mic night, 2017
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@kuntandthegang
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Last day to Download and Stream to count for Friday's chart. Let's make it a Proper Christmas.
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@kuntandthegang
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And thatโ€™s a proper road rage
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Miloลก Keirkez ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ
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Normal day in Lower Sydenham
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@kuntandthegang
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Did John Noakes fuck his dog? The answer to this plus more nonsense and noncestalgia is in September 84's Acceptable in the 80s - Out now on your usual pod provider
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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(Insert joke here) Download Proper Christmas today on iTunes and Amazon! Links:
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@kuntandthegang
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Noel Says: Have a Proper Christmas!
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@kuntandthegang
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Proper Christmas Friday UPDATE: Amazon: Still no updated chart, it can take 24 hours... iTunes: Number 70 - please keep going! BandCamp: You are smashing it! Links: #christmassongs #Christmas #christmasno1
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@kuntandthegang
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Want to be part of a Christmas song? Get involved! Closes this Thursday
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@kuntandthegang
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The algorithms know...
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@kuntandthegang
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This'll be a goodun... Cheers for having us @DeadMenTalkPod
@DeadMenTalkPod
Dead Men Talking
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๐Ÿ’€๐ŸšจACT ANNOUNCEMENT๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€ @kuntandthegang is #DEADMEET
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@kuntandthegang
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Crikey, fifteen years ago, how the fuck did that happen... Anyone else got a selfie or someone elsie of us? There were a few back in the dayโ€ฆ Say when and where if you can remember
@ricardoautobahn
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Wow, look at this pic of me pal @Keironhiggspoet and @kuntandthegang 15 years ago. Neither of them have aged a day.
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@kuntandthegang
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Going live on and FB 9.07pm tonight doing a Christmas Klub top 10 Kuntdown. Let me know your top 3 KATG/Kunts songs in the comments. Lines close at 8.30pm
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I set the record straight about my involvement with The Krackpots (whoever they are) in an interview with Luke Andrews (the Michael Parkinson of online betting).
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@kuntandthegang
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Get in Proper Fast - Sales close at 23.59 tonight for Friday's chart!
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@kuntandthegang
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All the Prince Andrew mixes gathered together on Spotify for the first time...
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All the Fuck The Tories mixes gathered together on Spotify for the first time...
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All the Boris Johnson mixes gathered together on Spotify for the first time...
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Kunt and the Gang
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Had a lovely chat about charts campaigns and The Krackpots with PR guru @RichLeighPR - heโ€™s like a less Yewtree Max Clifford
@RichLeighPR
Rich Leigh
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Need something silly (but obviously NSFW) for your commute? Hereโ€™s my @startinglinesho Christmas special with @kuntandthegang !
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All the Boris STILL mixes gathered together on Spotify for the first time...
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@kuntandthegang
Kunt and the Gang
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If you find any more examples happen to spring up anywhere please add them in
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@kuntandthegang
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Get in quick. @csidewolf is making a name for himself as the @MartinSLewis of stepladders
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@SerialCiara @officialcharts Completely agree. A Proper Christmas number 1
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@kuntandthegang
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@spraypopmusic Funny you should ask. I googled 'child-sized' and 'rat-faced' and apparently when you use a hyphen it's a compound adjective. Every day's a school day. Apart from the weekend
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@csidewolf any excuse!
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